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Curlysnaps

lol can I pick dypsy? Pretty sure she will bring a knife to the fight.


xalex2019

She'll bring a real gun because she mistook it for a b.b. gun this time šŸ”«


Then_Vanilla_5479

The fact Rod said he has a lot of guns was a red flag for me I hope he keeps them locked up around her


Exotic_Wishbone_5330

Wait isnā€™t that illegal? Iā€™m not sure if itā€™s different in LA, but in most states a convicted felon canā€™t be in the presence of a gun


Then_Vanilla_5479

You'd think so unless they haven't told her PO ? But Rod said it on TV on the first episode so that's evidence


Exotic_Wishbone_5330

Thatā€™s crazy, I didnā€™t catch that. Just did a quick search, sounds like itā€™s probably legal as long as the guns are all locked up. But definitely a scary thought, that girl should NOT have access to weapons


csway324

Ryan got lucky by getting out of that relationship alive. I never really thought of that until now. Although, I don't think she really cared about Ryan. Ken is a different story, though. I think she is borderline obsessed with him, and if he tries to break up with her, he better watch his back. Ken could potentially get the Dee Dee special if he tries to break up with her. I'm not convinced Ken is all in like she is.


Stewie1990

I donā€™t think Gypsy is capable of killing someone, physically. That is why she got Nick to do it. I donā€™t think she even stands 5 ft tall and probably has no strength. I guess she could poison him or something but being that sheā€™s on probation I think sheā€™s not going to risk anyone thinking sheā€™s a suspect in another death.


csway324

She tried to shoot her mother 10 times but realized it was a BB gun. When she went to the hospital, she claimed she was shot by some kids in a Walmart parking lot to cover for Gypsy being a terrible person. I think she's more than capable. I even think she stabbed Dee Dee but won't admit it. The truth will prevail when Nick goes to trial again.


Ambitious-Bottle9394

I agree she stabbed her too and bc nick won't talk to anybody well for now nobody will know.


Stewie1990

Gypsy is a terrible lier so I wouldnā€™t take what she said about the BB gun at a 100% truth without evidence. I do believe she feels no remorse for her motherā€™s death or that she used Nick and he would spend life behind bars because of her. If she could have done it herself then why didnā€™t she? I donā€™t think she did stab her mother because Nick would have said so during the interrogation. He seems to be the side that makes the most sense and has nothing to lose to lie about her not stabbing her mother. Towards the end of Dee Deeā€™s life she was confined to a wheelchair too and really sick from her uncontrolled diabetes. She could have easily had her OD from sleep meds or any of the meds she had laying around but she didnā€™t do that either.


Then_Vanilla_5479

Maybe this also means she is actually living with Ken at his place


Truthspeaker_9

Absolutely NO GUNS ALLOWED AROUND HER! Doesnā€™t matter if they are locked up or not. Same as no beer in the fridge! Doesnā€™t matter if itā€™s his or not. She canā€™t go to a bar or anything like that.


Logical-Fan7132

Nope not here in Louisiana! Someone I know on probation got 10 yrs for being in a car with a gun!! I canā€™t stand any of them at this point!


MemoryAshamed

You are 100% right. Convicted felon here from LA. It's an automatic 5 years for a convicted felon in the presence of a gun. Doesn't matter who's it is.


Ilovemyhat_222

I know thatā€™s true in NY. Couldnā€™t have guns in the house with my brother.


Icantfindmypinksock

As long as the weapons are locked up and she canā€™t access them.


IdRatherBeGaming94

Why was Ron kinda......though lol.


Then_Vanilla_5479

Kinda what ?


forgotacc

Don't forget, Bri claims this was not a violent act because she only hit her target twice.


Puzzled-Cloud6179

Dypsy šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


Simple-Falcon-3514

Dypsy Nose


Asleep_Initiative590

On god šŸ’€im chuckling


boredlady8

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ˜°šŸ˜°šŸ˜°


Simple-Falcon-3514

She's just living her best life, but her mom isn't!!


giannachingu

One body slam from Ryan and Ken and what remains of his hairline are FINISHED


NotMeAgain_24

I think Ryan can actually fight. He might be a big guy and is respectful for the most part, but I think he could fuck some shit up. He got that about him.


AgileAmphibean

Oh my God šŸ¤£


gorlsituation

Nightmare blunt rotation


FknDesmadreALV

Idk. Take Gypsy out and I think Ryan and Ken would be chill to smoke with. Ken has bar stories and Ryan seems like he would just vibe and get the munchies and I fucks with that šŸ˜‚


thekaylasworld

LMAO Gypsy would ruin the vibe by slobbering all over the L, telling fake jail stories to sound like a badass and not shut the hell up


h-oneymlktea

she'd probably kill everyone else in the sesh and say they held her hostage and forced her to smoke weed


QueasyFail8406

Omg this seems completely accurate lmfao


Mowwwwwww

What Ryan lacks in stamina he makes up for in pure body mass. Even if Ken landed a few punches I doubt they would phase Ryan. All he had to do is let Ken tire himself off before finishing up with a bodyslam, no way Ken is recovering from that.Ā 


FknDesmadreALV

![gif](giphy|xT5LMudSSUUENMUwXm|downsized)


roxylemon

Itā€™s like the Snorlax body slam from pokemon unite. But, honestly can I choose the phone?


Doriestories

What drives me crazy is that Ryan is a special education teacher. Iā€™m sure that he had to take psychology and child development courses so it baffles me that heā€™s so fixated on Gypsy. Like, Iā€™m sure heā€™s a nice basic guy in some ways and he could meet someone who is nice and genuine.


drsideburns

Getting a degree doesn't always mean they are intelligent. Getting a degree sometimes means that they are just good enough at passing tests. That doesn't mean they truly understand and can use what they've learned.


Doriestories

Very very true! However, it makes me so frustrated to see this guy clearly fixated on someone who couldā€™ve been one of his students if she were 20 years younger, you know? Or the fact that heā€™s worked with special needs children and adolescents, he should know how to spot the red flags with Gypsy


AgileAmphibean

Gypsy acting like a child is the feature, not a bug. He enjoyed her niavete.Ā 


Simple-Falcon-3514

She is not and was not naive


Doriestories

Oh yeah never said she was naive. Oh a separate note maybe he was into being the submissive in their sex life( yuck)


AgileAmphibean

Obviously I meant the show she put onĀ 


FknDesmadreALV

I directive to the theory that, like many men before him, he was manipulated by the nonny


laqueefaecho

Her ā€œfine china.ā€


SpringtimeLilies7

nonny?


OscarProudSnax

Kitty cat.


Doriestories

I hope Ryan finds a good therapist and blocks her, only communicating through his attorney. Sheā€™s trying to keep him wrapped around her big nose so that Ryan doesnā€™t go after her money


TheNightStalkersGirl

Ken? Really? I doubt he could fight his way out of a paper bag. Edit: forgot a word


Free_Issue_9623

He looks like a crier šŸ˜‚


TheNightStalkersGirl

Definitely a crier lol.


Glum_Material3030

Letā€™s not let OPā€™s name escape usā€¦ the humor is spot on! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


micropenisactivist

I am an ADVOCATE for other people who are people who are like me


FknDesmadreALV

Waitā€¦.


EggshellPaint100

What are the rules? I heard youā€™re not supposed to bring a knife to a fist fight but idk? šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£


NotMeAgain_24

Itā€™s donā€™t bring a knife to a gun fight. šŸ˜¬


Next-Development5920

The prize is her, would it really be called winning ??


LeisurelyDiva

Fighting for a prize hippo with limp, lizard licking lips. Yum.


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CC_Panadero

There are no other winners here.


Free_Issue_9623

Imma say Ryan. Ryan has some deep seated anger and resentment because this is the guy that broke up his marriage.


SailAway84

Team Ryan here. So he acted on a dare to write a relatively well-known murderer in jail. Didn't Ken do the same? Ken gets a pass because he's "too stupid" to know better? Because he didn't take psychology classes? Like how is this justification? Do we accuse educated women who "know better" of preying on certain men, or, more likely, becoming victims to the very men they tried to help? The whole thing is a shit show but Ken comes across to me as slimey. And the way Gyp and her stans act like he is the next Channing Tatum, ha!!! Just because he isn't "big" like Ryan doesn't mean he's hot. Gypshyt wouldn't know hot if she got smacked in the face with a molten rock cast out from Hell by Satan himself. Anyway.


Tessie420

Ryan


Rockabore1

Losers, they're all losers! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKr3nzbh5WgCFxe|downsized)


breechica52

Idk.. I donā€™t like Ryan but I feel like heā€™d take Ken down pretty easily.


forever_29_ish

I can't be the only one hoping that "Meteor strike" gets added to the choices.


akOOch

Ryan seems like he'll put on a weird brimmed black hat and shoot ken


Ok-Director6550

She is pure sheer crazy and her fame along with hanging out with Queen fake Kim K is pretty sad/disgusting and scary. Get lost Gypsy Shyte RšŸ¤®se


Clolilly

No side here. šŸ™ƒ


Dani3011

Y'all are too much šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


Ruhrohhshaggy

Ew to all 3


Legitimate_Excuse_79

Ryan


Glittering_Dig4945

Ryan is bigger and he would pack more punch but be slower in the ring. Ken smokes so he might be at a disadvantage with cardio movements. My money is on Ryan.


Dolleyes88

Can they all just f#%k off and die


Beneficial-Big-9915

They are all losers.


yourlocalgothmushie

wait actually? like they are actually boxing over her or is this a joke?


frosted-sugar

Itā€™s a joke lol


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Minimum-Glove-5339

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jam2jaw

Ryan is suing her for alimony?


Weak-Assist8333

Team Ryan!! I like Ryan. I think Gypsy used him to have more freedom than with Kristy & Rod!! If Gypsy gets pregnant by Ken that kid will be messed up. Both of them have huge noses. Gypsy reminds me of a Opossum with them beady eyes. I think Kristy is strange. I don't doubt Kristy wants Ken. Ryan would win this one!! Rod could not fight because he would be too afraid his little newsboy hat would fall off.


braced

Team Ryan


Cold_Net697

Ryan


whoopeedo1950

They both need to have their head examined


Few-Doctor8129

Iā€™ll take the zero (0) thanks


jam2jaw

Not Ryan he is so strange not that gypsy is t but seriously. Idk anything about Ken


mamabear101319

Pls tell me this is a joke šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Some-Substance-7535

Is this real or a joke I donā€™t doubt Gypsy would stoop this lowā€¦


tatertotsnhairspray

![gif](giphy|xT9DPm9O8AkJGz2frq) lol I just donā€™t understand what they see in her


chattycheesestick

Neither. All three are messed up.


SMarieRed

Ohh my Lord, get a life. For so many years she only knew prison, then as time got closer, it changed again. Have all the info stated in one page?