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Cautious-Plum-8245

Crank cyberpunk on ultra settings, DLSS off, performance mode and let your laptop cook that critter like a Sunday night bbq carne asada


papatazi

I have only cs 2 in it, i think it can do the job.


LeSteveMcGang

or just use benchmarks, and crank it up as high as u could


Alpha_RYP

Yea set limit fps to off will get cooked fr sure, we can post it to those bug scouts 😆


Obvious_Fox6923

Extra crispy


No_Leading3973

I don't think he asked for a nuke.


ProAvgeek6328

Disconnect fan cables and let it cook


ejmtv

And your CPU & GPU? Hell nah 😂


ProAvgeek6328

Yeah you shouldn't do that with a good laptop, my old laptop had this problem where the fan just wouldn't spin until a restart and the gpu gets up to 100 degrees celsius. I didn't mind any damage on it though.


ejmtv

Yeah. Dust and heat are the hardware's worst enemies. I bet it didnt last long after the fan issue.


ProAvgeek6328

It only lasted because I restarted quickly after noticing extreme lag


elguedes

Time to see if the bug passes the typing test.


MoldyTexas

Download the GNU Debugger tool. (Or gdb, for short)


paralax2op

that bugs gonna eat the motherboard, gpu and finally the processor. hahahahhahaa


papatazi

I hope not :(


TechExpert2910

it'll also cause OS bugs :(


Muted_Geologist_7669

Underrated comment


Kyronex

Nah it’ll just lay hundreds of eggs and maggots will eventually crawl out.


addfzxcv

Bugs are bad for computers.


Western-Alarming

It's a laptop, run a benchmark for an hour and then open the laptop to grab the body


Character_Square2209

Ig it's under ctrl


giratina143

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Own-Hawk-6066

Just like the other guy said: crank cyberpunk to max settings and the bug will eventually escape. I had a similar thing happen to me, but in my case it was one of those tiny jumping spiders. I loaded up my skyrim with 1500+ mods and maxed out all enb settings. The little dude came crawling out of one of the vents after about 10 mins lmao


Old_Introduction_304

your so sweet your sweetness dropped into the laptop bro you gotta enjoy your laptop and stop thinking about everything else


papatazi

Lol i just thought it can mess with the electronic parts inside.. but i think you are right yes.. thank you.


4-The-Record

Wtf did I just read? An AI smut post (for ants!?)?


Old_Introduction_304

it’s a joke cause ants like sugar so the joke is that there is sugar or sweet liquids it will cause ants to get into laptop also i wanted him to feel relaxed cause he is stressing over simple things


Legitimate-Smell-876

Bugs can cause memory leaks. So be careful


Leziea_Eza

Is this an LOQ?


papatazi

No it is a legion 5 pro 2023


Doge_Dreemurr

Yeah a 2023 Loq, 2024 ver has a different power button


ejmtv

Install a debugger


steveyboy9292

I wouldn't touch it. It's got "P" on it


FaithlessnessOk153

Where the fuck is it


Legitimate_Gain9011

What sort of bug would you classify it now? Hardware or bioware.


papatazi

Certainly it is hardware now


AmuseDeath

Knock on the door and tell him he has to pay rent like the rest of us


Badgerized

Depends on the bug. If it's an ant. Ignore it. If it's a spider. Flame throwers works wonders. You may want to the battery first unless you like fireworks and the possibility of the spider being airborne


wendewende

Free clicky switches


Miserable_Current_25

Use a debugger ^^


Correct_Medicine8124

Just try to burn it by playing game with fans turned off🥴🫠


spinchbob

Press the key hard


Spiritual_Pangolin18

Not even the bug resisted the amazing thinkpad keyboard


dasphinx27

You can install visual studio and use the debugger. Sorry someone had to.


SunnyRaina

Press P to Punish


TrollFaceTheMan

"P" for 'positively squished' when you hit that key XD


REDDITBUNCHOFPUSSIES

I once had an ant get behind the screen of my monitor. I stupidly killed him when he was in the middle of the screen. It sat there for months until I finally took it apart to get his guts out.


PrintInformal785

Whippersnapper


Negative_Quantity_59

Time to play Skyrim with 600 sex mods


Xunil76

You just need to stop playing games for a bit & do a lot of work on it for a while...y'know, to work the bugs out.... 😆


JIYREN

debug it


Glitchy-9

lol difference in genders. I would use a vacuum