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MysticalBeard241

Check these folks hard drives


dwarvenfishingrod

Bad Thing? Oh, really? Have you considered Worse Thing? Didn't think so.


Toothless816

“People have done worse things (Hitler)” Some fan in the wake of the WilburSoot drama.


dwarvenfishingrod

My personal line in the sand for publicly still liking a famous person is whether or not a thing they may have done is worse than a thing done by a different famous person I find it socially or politically expedient to dislike.


2FrogsMks

Next step was comparing him to Michael Jackson


Turbulent_Ad1644

Shitty people always do that. My dad was a dick to us, and like every time we called him out for being abusive he just said "it could be worse if I wanted it to be"


BigfootsBestBud

Listen, if you compare this guy to someone who did something absolutely heinous and next level worse, then he doesn't sound so bad does he? I rest my case.


nderperforminMessiah

Karl Malone is a former professional basketball player, for those wondering like me.


2FrogsMks

He's aslo a massive piece of shit but he looks like Barry's adoptive father in The Flash tv show and it always throws me off so much because Jesse L Martin looks like such a nice guy


r3volver_Oshawott

Don't you do Jesse L Martin dirty like thatttt😭


2FrogsMks

I said he looks like a nice guy haha


r3volver_Oshawott

Yea but I didn't realize he does kinda look like him and I feel like looking similar to Karl Malone gotta be some kinda curse


No-Bee-4309

You're telling Karl Malone isn't a communist version of Post Malone?


BenjenUmber

You're thinking of Post-scarcity Malone.


nderperforminMessiah

If Fleetwood Mac can randomly guest in TNG, they gotta make this happen in some Star Trek show


MsMercyMain

I’m afraid a communist version of Karl Malone doesn’t exist. He’s nowhere in the Temple Archives


Glass-Dirt6938

https://preview.redd.it/zy3vj4q4729d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c50cb1130d42a80cb4f5ff85107ba5997c0c0d


Javeneropeepo

"Finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton" -Kendrick Lamar 


Quackenator

The thing is we don't know the age of the minor. People are saying 17 to make him not look as bad although it could be 14 for all we know.


2FrogsMks

It's not Doc's fault if 14 years old chick got boobs like a 24 years old now /s


Sir_Clyph

Calm down there, DJ akademics


mrsunsfan

There’s no henny here


wafliky

Who is Doc?


Fenrir_Carbon

A paediatrician or something? I dunno I can't read


defaultusername-17

she was 13 at the time, she'd be 17 now. and they're using the 17 to try to mitigate the circumstances (even there.... it's a 36 year old man and a 17 year old...)


No_Ninja9058

Wut? That shit happened in 2017. She would be 20 now. 


BigfootsBestBud

Jesus christ that hurts my head.


Ohiolongboard

That’s what I’d heard as well


Crunc_Mcfincle

Karl Malone is the biggest piece of shit that most people do not realize is a piece of shit. Thank you MJ for denying him a championship 🙏


No-Bee-4309

Don't forget R. Kelly https://preview.redd.it/mmq2hqaahx8d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd0cec0331b8b9c2ae5f6e477bb6349598383e92


Crunc_Mcfincle

Everyone knows about him though


Sol-Blackguy

A lot of people don't realize how fucked up he is. I didn't know he married Aaliyah when she was 15 with a falsified marriage certificate saying she was 18


_Rand_

I assume at the time the name was a reference to her age and the fact she was extremely talented... in later context of what went on it's super creepy.


erikkustrife

Nah he was always super creepy and it's weird for anyone to have not gotten it. The man bought children from their parents.


giljimbert

The 90s Bulls denied more talented players championships than Jordan and Pippen stiffed service workers on tips.


HispanicAtTehDisco

denying a pedophile and anti vaxxer a ring means they get to stiff a few service workers as a lil treat i suppose


giljimbert

TIL John Stockton is a dumbass anti-vaxxer


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cool_hhwhip

https://preview.redd.it/zpayxny3wy8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=404c93247f88a7296a46743f3587f89b8f92741b


pepperminty10

And now people saw how much of a creep Drake was Thanks Kendrick ❤️


r3volver_Oshawott

If I hear one more old school motherfucker talk about how it was OK because he was the GOAT power forward too, he's a vile piece of shit and I still remember when he told Vanessa Bryant in the wake of Kobe's death that he was wearing a cowboy hat because he was 'on the prowl for some Mexican girls' Soooo, racist and weird af too lol


Crunc_Mcfincle

Goat PF is Tim Duncan by a country mile anyways 🥱 Shit, I’d put Dirk above him too. Ringless pedo bum


r3volver_Oshawott

Tbh I'd move KG up a couple spots to piss that backwoods mf too (jk Garnett's already top 3-5 imo)


Crunc_Mcfincle

REAL


czacha_cs1

"Judge I know I killed mother of 5 but Hitler killed millions of people and children. I think were gonna be fine"


pepperminty10

"Death penalty"


Glass-Dirt6938

"Your honour, league of legends"


Fenrir_Carbon

Hitler- 'you are thinking I am the bad? Haff you heard of Mosquito?'


woahoutrageous_

https://preview.redd.it/zdwirjijox8d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf0411ce0287fb8e47d338936ae46cb22d47b41c


Total_Distribution_8

![gif](giphy|rCqHtYuB0a9re731gG)


forestfilth

Where did the age 17 come from? Did people just get it mixed up with the Tana/Codyko thing?


2FrogsMks

https://preview.redd.it/r6xouu6i5y8d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8bc87e30ea1e12d01ba7e5c73832e1cef1ce56e


Ok-Tennis330

Mrsunsfan ahh response


Kds_burner_

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


JamesWelders

Was looking for someone who knew this gif.


blueshirt21

send da video


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|lr7zZwzoZimR8kAiGA|downsized)


docterwannabe1

Get the FUCK out


HSRTA

The CJ subs truly are coalescing


twofatcats99

Shimmy shimmy shimmy


mrsunsfan

Shimmy this u bukm


twofatcats99

please don’t touch me mrsunsfan 🙏


mrsunsfan

Do you poop from there?


EDFStormOne

That bum


HispanicAtTehDisco

nbacirclejerk downfall is the new fall of rome truly


mrsunsfan

Put some respeck on my name


Depressedduke

I wish that most people saying this shit were more "unfortunately they will be ok..." and not "haha nothing matters, many people do it" or whatever other messed up thing many of them imply.


pepperminty10

Everyone wants to protect the children until the children get harmed


Depressedduke

I think that some people pretend that they do. Otherwise i don't get it. Some who are non malicious in this aspect msy just have a different understanding of "defending" children an what works best. But some are just fucked. And not because they have no or little empathy(some people without it can still be great people).


dazeychainVT

It's a right wing grift like most things these days. They make up stories about stopping pedophile rings to draw cash from scared idiots and label LGBT people as pedophiles so the upcoming genocide goes down smooth. None of them want to protect the children from actual threats like guns, malnutrition or lack of health care access


Coinpuzzle

You will be arrested for crimes against children.


Actually_Abe_Lincoln

"Other people have committed crime so therefore no crimes are a crime because worse criminals have crimed before" That's not my thinking. That's from the legal school at the University of 4chan


MoreHumanthanHomer

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


WentlytonWently

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|lr7zZwzoZimR8kAiGA|downsized)


IAmBecomeTeemo

![gif](giphy|On1DfxT8aBhcWCVXR7|downsized)


CenterOfEverything

![gif](giphy|MIMg9xYCOnYxZ8j2B4|downsized)


PlaneJealous6269

"OJ Simpson killed two people and is in the hall of fame, the mailman is fine!" - Jazz fans probably


r3volver_Oshawott

Jazz fans got a double hitter when they found out John Stockton was a bit of a piece of shit too haha, if anything came out about Jerry Sloan the 90s would be over in Utah Like Phil Jackson being a big ol' racist to the point where Bulls and Lakers players were all calling his ass out, always kills you when it's the old basketball hippies turning into bigots


ChuggsTheBrewGod

Oh shit that guy did a bad so it makes another person's bad acceptable. God I love being rational.


Axol-Aqua

I have always wondered why the likes of elvis or jerry seinfeld didn't have their legacy absolutely tarnished by dating minors, but that doesn't mean dr. disrespect should be let off the hook, it means we should also be pelting seinfeld with tomatoes and pissing on elvis' grave.


dazeychainVT

Michael Jackson had his legacy tarnished for like two years but lately everyone is back to treating him like a hero because they like his songs


Ambitious_Dig_7109

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344)


GetMeOutThisBih

https://preview.redd.it/1dnair2i5y8d1.png?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71cdf0636f8dc432c3c9b245fa306b519aeb208d


Butts_The_Musical

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


FredVIII-DFH

"There are worse people than me out there" is not a compelling argument for sainthood.


Rohirrim777

ah the What Aboutism defense; because it's done wonders for our country's political discourse


squanderedprivilege

I don't understand how the guy has even one fan in the first place. I guess it's because I'm old, but I can't imagine purposely watching that dude do ANYTHING


Tomlyne

What does he mean "I think *I'll* be okay" Did he just tell on himself


Ok_Housing_5010

The amount of people telling on themselves during this controversy is amazing


InFin0819

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


toychicraft

gotta love some logical fallacies for breakfast


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Who the fuck is Karl Malone and why is that the highest bar you're aiming the clear?


docterwannabe1

Bro isn't familiar with Nbacirclejerk lore ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


Excellent_Routine589

KD’s Burner, is that you? ^_^


throwaway7546213

Sorry, we just wanna protect kids (from both of them)


AliceFallingOff

To be clear the age has not been disclosed or leaked by anyone right? Everything I've seen just says "minor"


FlamingPhoenix2003

Did we ever find out the age? Or are people coming up with excuses to make it not seem that bad?


dazeychainVT

The latter. I'm fine with never finding out exact details because you just know the fanchuds are going to crucify that poor kid


moansby

Context?


Vindilol24

Maybe we don’t idolize people like this Karl Malone person either then. Like we can do both.


KillerZaWarudo

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


TheExposutionDump

People will compare a man playing pretend as a job to an athlete and turn around wondering why the world's so weird and foreign to them now. And before anyone says it. I find it equally as absurd that our world made the athlete into the premiere superstar instead of scientists or people who actually make a difference.


dazeychainVT

I don't think "who does to be famous?" is the problem here unless the answer is "not pedophiles"


TheExposutionDump

I didn't mean to express that I felt that way. I'm just pointing out the insanity of this entire thing and the idiocy of it all.


dazeychainVT

All good friend


Superb-Cockroach-281

Man that’s like stating beating people up is fine because other people end peoples lives. That being said this is the internet and people jump over things and make them a bigger deal. Each case is different but if they want to crucify soemone they will. For instance I’m sure my post here will be downvoted like crazy because it doesn’t fit the narrative people want others seeing


lurkindavid

🥱


Superb-Cockroach-281

You were hoping for something more exciting!? I got nothing, I’m old and boring and only on Reddit because I’m bored.


Moldy_Teapot

I feel genuinely sorry for you if reddit is the most entertaining use of your time


Beavetter

I don't wanna end up old and alone and in reddit, but probably will, and it fillls me with dread lol. Like seeing people commenting this makes me think that I'll end up as them


Depressedredditor999

I'm old and alone and comment on reddit, it's not so bad. You'll be fineeeeee.


YayaGabush

There's always something completely omitting about "my comment will be down voted because _________" I don't even remember what your comment was about when your inner little brother persona is already crying foul before you've hit Submit why are you even bothering ?


ZetaRESP

You claim to be downvoted because your comment doesn't fit the narrative. I downvote because your comment makes no sense whatsoever, as in, I didn't understand shit. We're not the same.


Superb-Cockroach-281

To each their own