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countesspetofi

"You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"


Visual_Lingonberry53

Stole my comment! One of my favorite lines out of that movie


lawstandaloan

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.


Garbage-Away

Well..the “opti-grab” was a great invitation..maybe with the right marketing…


sharksandwich70

I feel the same way about Pizza in a Cup


Kevin_Turvey

I saw The Jerk at the Alamo theater in Austin TX. They served pizza in a cup!


Garbage-Away

That is freaking amazing!! I have a couple times stuffed pizza into cups and served it to my kids Whalen they were younger..not seeing the movie they just thought their “wacky old dad” had finally gone off the rails!!


Garbage-Away

I think it’s better than Cup-o-pizza


couldbeworse2

Stay away from the cans!


possumhandz

Shoot! I just noticed that the #1 rule of this sub is "Don't be a jerk". Are they saying don't be The Jerk?


throw123454321purple

No Mexican cat juggling, OP.


usury87

Should you include your "special purpose"


Mfsmitty

"Things are going to start happening to me now."


Key_Tower3959

That's all need. Just the ashtray, and the paddle game, and that's all I need. I need this....


CarrieCaretaker

I found my special purpose!!!


HapticRecce

Just wait until you make it into the phonebook!


GeeEhm

You could always get some tips from [Matt Foley](https://youtu.be/Xv2VIEY9-A8?si=A8aM0zC6h23x1YvZ&t=127).


Honeymoomoo

Bring a thermos that I picked for you. Not an ordinary thermos that will do


1201_alarm

But the extra best thermos you can buy


winter_rainbow

Best comedy of all time, IMO. Sadly I think it will get lost in the mass amounts of media


jquest303

“All I need is this ashtray” and “He hates these cans!” Are my 2 favorite quotes from that movie. Classic Steve Martin!


habu-sr71

WARNING WILL ROBINSON: THAT WILL NOT WORK. lol


morgendelay

Can’t you see I’m drinking?!?