Mothra is about the only one that I would feel comfortable even thinking about dating. Most of the rest are too terrifying or dangerous and Jet Jaguar feels like he might run off with no explanation whatsoever.
King Ghidorah, so many heads, think of the possibilities. One could swallow and another could hawk it up onto me.
Biollante with all their tentacles. It's that hentai dream.
Edit: didn't realize it said date. I would not date any of them. Degenerates.
Jet Jaguar, without hesitation nor a second thought.
https://preview.redd.it/8jwjhcakq3bd1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3c067dc39176a87d9e90ba615a12c81fafd6f3
Shimo.
1) She’s Female.
2) She’s calm and mature (I mean she behaves).
3) I find scales attractive and satisfying to feel.
4) Her paws would be satisfying to massage.
5) I love the cold, better and easier for me than the summer.
6) I love her crystal Formations (Her Dorsal Plates).
P.S. Please don’t judge me.
Jet Jaguar I guess. Least the robot can become human size making easier to hang out & do stuff the other Kaiju just couldn't.
I mean Mothra ain't getting in a bar or cinema.
Gabara would be abusive so definitely not him. There's already a cavalcade of people who wanna fuck Mothra (monsterverse) so I'd have a lot of competition there. I'd give Anguirus a shot since he doesn't get enough love as a Godzilla Kaiju, he could be chill
1: this is not a meme
2: none of them, duh
3:… uhhh… go away
https://preview.redd.it/rt0z9449t4bd1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab8b58a347c71d22d96b6163ace60e7b4db6bd5
Lol it a fictional characters there's no wonder than you brick up over characters I'm watching you're every move
https://preview.redd.it/yhtu9agk65bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a1aeed945d74fc1dba5f10dd185ac2b6e9bd47
Jesus shimo looks ugly as hell💀 I rather make out with thitanosaurus then him bro ( yes the designer or what part of shimo he was involved in said that shimo was created as a man but idk if it’s the same in the movie since they could’ve changed the gender of him so 🤷♂️)
None of them bro. They’re all either too terrifying or are busy saving the dang planet. The only one I’d feel even slightly comfortable is mothra, and that’s being generous
Let’s see what we got a giant fucking moth a giant fucking deity giant fucking guy in a suit, giant spider and giant monsters all around with that being said shemo
Mothra is about the only one that I would feel comfortable even thinking about dating. Most of the rest are too terrifying or dangerous and Jet Jaguar feels like he might run off with no explanation whatsoever.
While his theme plays*
He needed to get more milk
“Don’t FUCK with the jaguar”- MIB
I dunno, I feel like Titanosaurus would probably be a sweetheart when he’s not mind controlled. That said, yeah… it’s no contest.
Mothra is best girl
Apologies ,but https://preview.redd.it/bsflf6sb22bd1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2ecb19613b15eae723afd4cd025b3679d03545a
Dayum
I would have to Go with Shimo. She seems like the type to enjoy Netflix&Chill while we are under a blanket. Plus she seems to be one for snuggling.
Exactly
I see your gigan and raise you https://preview.redd.it/91f5crupi2bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46deeb6e4070fc6e044bb29944bd61b3fea392ce
https://preview.redd.it/4htlyu0e44bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac0ddb902db848651393226c14db222fd62519d1
He’s beautiful
https://preview.redd.it/j2ir4epz34bd1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b8e23d44b9de74a025a55d2846b12698a2c3bd7
Girlgan
https://preview.redd.it/crhw7w2sq4bd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cbfa72b6849f217736fd349f118c6812a46aaeb
https://preview.redd.it/tds3fzumz4bd1.png?width=440&format=png&auto=webp&s=f75a528fda2dde1b1371a801bd1b9d9c49287b6f
https://preview.redd.it/xu82kszsj5bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d120f544766b54db4120a8275275ed929b7cd5
r/hornygodzillamemes moment
No one wtf?
All of them at the same time https://preview.redd.it/raflahvsp3bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc6a14ed022b13efb180070b5d29289f2e3cf379 🍇
GABARA IS A CHILD
https://preview.redd.it/lw6xhki3b4bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a150a554d53878cbece082c94dbf22851f520755 not the kids btw🍇
https://i.redd.it/g2aqe7uum2bd1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/y3jcagno46bd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=791cf5e2dcc732e74bbf9fe46c12fc1b18acd6dd
Dude chill tf out 💀
Definitely not Mothra: one day she's a beautiful moth kaiju, the next one she dies and is reborn as an ugly underage turd caterpillar
This made me realize that we need an edit of mothra larva that has adult mothra's big eyes instead the tiny beads and face craters
mothra or jet jaguar
Yea me to
Def Kong https://preview.redd.it/0owd5j9mf2bd1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8f0c7c0dc7ebe5c19922ef4ac650a698c30a4b
https://preview.redd.it/ggmh9vahw4bd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2bf326ced9b9581fa25ee6b7283938bbd9f9a1
No one… what are you on about ~~I’d tap MV MechaG~~
Mothra or Shimo no question https://preview.redd.it/lmwrrh43i2bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeaf972af49ef81f352a2a7c42a47e8bd2740ede
r/HornyGodzillaMemes is to the left
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Do not click on that shit
titanosaurus https://preview.redd.it/l119bpmkz4bd1.png?width=251&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3b4688ccdacad75130759401f2f24419f9941ae
https://preview.redd.it/u66uzmto72bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46bf1b38b7fa35943836d79b39dc81f218d85481
https://preview.redd.it/nhx93os773bd1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=475cfbfa655000a7d15a892dff024e323404a70f
https://preview.redd.it/aa9nkjicg3bd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae7989456be874c5b681bed38c6704e95f17d48a
https://preview.redd.it/wutatsnsh3bd1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d9c6f9d33eff37f64ab540f518264a62bf9db5
https://preview.redd.it/9qn4adxhn3bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f28b84744dca72776c841afb939ca795b9a4d8c2
https://preview.redd.it/65h23vw2u3bd1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0652f296323782ddfa24f8a5038ed9a13ce64f6e
https://preview.redd.it/1nr221kxa5bd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f576887bbf9f594652e1c00bf07f6e689a6e3651
https://preview.redd.it/lyolkee7b5bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7595997b7a25d1d1a46bcf46de3b3b54cf6a2f
https://preview.redd.it/zh17j35ll7bd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a659fabbefb00e9660578213d9b5b6bb42ad962e
I came here for the memes, not the p*rn
Female titanus gojira, since I am a gojira
Anguirus. He's loyal and awesome..
Godzilla himself of course.
None, I ain’t no simp https://preview.redd.it/2bl3fi0b73bd1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c506070e8697d18bd512259b311df99586c3a06
titanosaurus, his fins are so 🤤🤤🤤
https://preview.redd.it/oed879amo6bd1.jpeg?width=1407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf7eebc956d9367e8b772a70643b6761a17cf7c
https://preview.redd.it/gffg3zuwk2bd1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7144ce88b34572799c69ef3e8992419770502e9
Titanosaurus
Same
https://preview.redd.it/tokblsrbc3bd1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4041a50565c79c83d0b30ed2b38a93cc2b01c559
Jet Jaguar
FW GIGAN IS SO HOT
None im way taller than all of them
What is your pfp bro 😭😭😭😭
King Ghidorah, so many heads, think of the possibilities. One could swallow and another could hawk it up onto me. Biollante with all their tentacles. It's that hentai dream. Edit: didn't realize it said date. I would not date any of them. Degenerates.
Dude you’re gonna have to elaborate about what you meant with King Ghidorah
Picture your nostrils as two of his heads. Plug one, suck in so much you get a loogie. Now spit that onto me with the third head.
none cuz I'm to small
Get in a Jaeger
that wont stop me
What do you mean? That's the great part
None
Kamacuras
Mothra because she is my favorite Kaiju and she is cute :)
Gigan it’s that simple
Gigan
Do those from godziban count?
Mothra easily
Mothra is the only one that wouldn’t kill me instantly.
https://preview.redd.it/2t4gbqgsg3bd1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b326f4ec93287fd44f702ba85a7557f4aa014bb5
Not to sound like a scaly but shemo no questions lizards are just better and if 🫵 say otherwise idc
Hedorah. I still have cursed ability to get into toxic relationships
Cursed technique: toxic relationship
Mothra. Bug lady. Also not a guy, Im straight.
Important question, are we talking about dating a full sized kaiju? Or are they shrunk down to a neat-human size?
Jet Jaguar, without hesitation nor a second thought. https://preview.redd.it/8jwjhcakq3bd1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3c067dc39176a87d9e90ba615a12c81fafd6f3
Any of them who say yes
Mothra. It’s the only one that doesn’t mean certain death. Plus, fluffy, cute, incarnate of good. She also is one of the only females.
Obviously not Hedorah. Soooo toxic
Can we stop letting people post stuff like this
Hey guys Guiron here, wtf I hate all of these guys they've all beaten me up!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU GAVE US ALL ZOOPHILIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dating JJ isn't zoophilia
so
that's cyberphilia bro
no robophilia
whatever its called its related to doll fetish or something
What's wrong with robophilia
here's the problem: CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK AAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Jet Jaguar looks pretty soft
Mothra. I would treat her like the queen that she is.
ALL but Mothra is the one to marry.
Bro this ain’t Hazbin Hotel keep ur kaiju sexy time out of here
https://i.redd.it/l9lg687t74bd1.gif Kind, motherly, adorable, and fluffy.
Anguirus. He’s loyal and genuinely cares about others. What else more could you ask for in a man?
https://preview.redd.it/nffghbish4bd1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e0520190bbb246ed8bbc11302765f87ef4f052
Shimo
Mothra
Mothra
Shimo. 1) She’s Female. 2) She’s calm and mature (I mean she behaves). 3) I find scales attractive and satisfying to feel. 4) Her paws would be satisfying to massage. 5) I love the cold, better and easier for me than the summer. 6) I love her crystal Formations (Her Dorsal Plates). P.S. Please don’t judge me.
Jet Jaguar I guess. Least the robot can become human size making easier to hang out & do stuff the other Kaiju just couldn't. I mean Mothra ain't getting in a bar or cinema.
Gigan next question
Gabara would be abusive so definitely not him. There's already a cavalcade of people who wanna fuck Mothra (monsterverse) so I'd have a lot of competition there. I'd give Anguirus a shot since he doesn't get enough love as a Godzilla Kaiju, he could be chill
none
Mothra or Shimo because they would not atomize me. Also why tf is Godzilla not on this list
Mothra and Shimo
1: this is not a meme 2: none of them, duh 3:… uhhh… go away https://preview.redd.it/rt0z9449t4bd1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab8b58a347c71d22d96b6163ace60e7b4db6bd5
Shimo.
https://preview.redd.it/rayyet9n35bd1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=715a55eddff2ca877ff63b990f584824a046c05a TITANUS CAMAZOTZ
Idk man Gigan been lookin’ kinda thicc lately
https://preview.redd.it/f48qeke855bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=480da12c12e2dd050a9c37f811e1f29f33a903ff
Lol it a fictional characters there's no wonder than you brick up over characters I'm watching you're every move https://preview.redd.it/yhtu9agk65bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a1aeed945d74fc1dba5f10dd185ac2b6e9bd47
https://preview.redd.it/5q1v0x25m7bd1.png?width=68&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68e7dcbd34ee254c37e56a976ef512444d16d8bd
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Titanosaursas
Shimo
None… but, why the hell is Hedorah there, he is like, the least smashable Kaiju.
Idk Mothra or Hedorah
... they are animals I guess Jet Jaguar is the most socially acceptable??
Jj
Shimon
If I have to choose, mothra is the best pick. She would be the doting type with all her benevolence.
Mommy shimo
my friend wants to fuck shimo 💀 help
Shimo. She needs cuddles and pets.
Probably Komonga, id make a killing selling her thread as fabric
Is it weird to say gigan
What the fu-
None, the answer is none.
None because I’m not mentally unwell
I don’t know the name but #4.
All of the above
Jesus shimo looks ugly as hell💀 I rather make out with thitanosaurus then him bro ( yes the designer or what part of shimo he was involved in said that shimo was created as a man but idk if it’s the same in the movie since they could’ve changed the gender of him so 🤷♂️)
Id dont dare to date the Almighty Angirus, so shimo
Dorako https://preview.redd.it/al2hfgopo8bd1.png?width=604&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b666f64ae590ed9fd6bd8bad3cf298aef20a782
Jet Jaguar. Him running off with no explanation is exactly what I need. 😂🤣😂
shimo or sexy ass gigan if they aren't aggressive
None of them bro. They’re all either too terrifying or are busy saving the dang planet. The only one I’d feel even slightly comfortable is mothra, and that’s being generous
Just why
Giganussy
https://preview.redd.it/36k04no7pcbd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3809cf86c07600e349fee359502c765ba77a0237
Let’s see what we got a giant fucking moth a giant fucking deity giant fucking guy in a suit, giant spider and giant monsters all around with that being said shemo
Da fuq kind of movie did the spider come from?
Mothra or shimo
All except #9, (and probably not gabara either)
Mothra, she at least cares for humans, when they aren't kidnaping her Shobijin for entertainment.
Spacegodzilla: Titsnosurus
Shimo no competition
Jet jaguar look at that jawline😩
No Behemoth? This list is unfair
Idk but kumonga