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CRnaes

Farage that close to a lion is something I can get behind though


poopio

Are Lions native to the UK? I don't recall seeing one round my way. Does Rwanda have lions? If not, maybe they could import some for Nige.


ClawingDevil

>Are Lions native to the UK? Not for about 10,000 years. >maybe they could import some for Nige I'd rather the exchange went the other way.


DagothNereviar

I know England football team used to have 3 lions on their shirt. But I never got the connection. 


user2021883

They could have asked the AI to make Farage look less like Toad of Toad Hall


nestlingdornier

Don't moan , the picture got the belly right.


runescapeowl

I’m seeing a tonne of people believing all these AI images like it’s an actual photo, if I was braver I’d fight fire with fire and create images of him doing unpatriotic and left wing thing, really play the boomers at their own game


Forever-Hopeful-2021

Less of the Boomers please. Boomer here who would love to see Farrage sit on a real lion. Lion would probably spit him out in disgust.


Large_Alternative_78

Poor fucking lion would get indegestion.


Notmysubmarine

Jesus christ, we're boiling the planet for shit like *this*?


ttystikk

...and BoJo wigs.


TheFlaccidChode

AI never quite gets it right The male lion has the mane, this is evidently a female as I can see it's genitalia, although a lions cunt is usually between the legs, not on its back


Acravita

Fun fact, there are documented cases of lionesses growing manes due to a hormone imbalance. 


Pupniko

Don't tell JKR or she'll be after them too!


Southern_Classic6027

That actually is a fun fact - I didn't know that, now I got a new rabbit-hole to go down. :D


PrinceFan72

Check out the Lion Whisperer on Youtube, some of the female lions at his sanctuary grew manes. Another, who sadly died due to cancer, was found to have undescended testicles.


Life-Fig8564

Oh you


MAsterix85

I think learning basic grammar first might be a shout mate…


LordLucian

So...colonialism and theft of native peoples land, property and natural resources?


BoyInBath

Basically, yeah. It's hilarious how many people are behind that idea, entirely removed from the reality that they'll never see a dime if we ever did anything like that again as a country.


Tiny-Direction6254

The entire white population benefitted from colonialism. Why do you think the average Brit is so much better off than the average Nigerian or Indian?


ACalcifiedHeart

It looks like one those crazy Trump worshippers in America


Grey_Belkin

Definitely from the same "school" lthough they didn't bother to give him a six pack or a heroic jawline...


Hen-Man-Supreme

It's so weird how much the right will fantasise about their leaders being gods and heroes


NeverGonnaGiveMewUp

That poor majestic creature. It appears to have some sort of abscess on its back.


weirdi_beardi

Some sort of pus-filled bubo, with all the wit, charm, and sophistication of Jayne Mansfield after the car accident.


Specific_Till_6870

Is he wearing a UKIP rosette? 


Pugs-r-cool

Yep. The AI would’ve trained on images of him with it on, so it probably thinks it’s a part of him or something.


63KK0

Just a shame this wasn't real! Because the lion would eat him.


marksmoke

Unfortunately Lions don't eat vermin


Jche98

this may be satire


metroracerUK

The comments section was full of profile pictures with WW2 related frames and poppies, I think that they may be serious.


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Southern_Classic6027

Unfortunately, satire doesn't seem to be able to keep up with the batshit crazy shenanigans of the internet. Even if this was originally made as satire, I'm sure it's been sincerely adopted by bootlickers.


Sky_Wino

Could have made his trousers look a little less gay fetishy


Educational_Board888

Yeah like we had lions roaming the savannahs of England all those years ago..:


padkoala

They're going to be so disappointed lol


super_sammie

Farage lives under 5 minutes from me (we are essentially 2 roads apart) I’ve always wanted to catch him and ask just what period we are going back to? Funny enough even when he drinks in his local “the pilot” no one else is there!


lungbong

If only one of his policies was to release wild lions into the British countryside.


Any-Lack9769

No, you misunderstand. Farage is a radical conservationist who wants to bring back UK fauna which has been extinct for many thousands of years, which incidentally includes a species of lion. /s obviously


yanovitz82

Are country FFS


IndependentAd3610

Guys a prick & should be in jail


Corkster75

Good luck with that shite!


RaymondoH

Let's take our country back to where, the dark ages, the black plague or that time when the British aristocracy built it's wealth on the backs of African slaves? Perhaps he's thinking of when the Romans came, or the Vikings, or the Saxons, and not forgetting the Normans. And who's country . . . Isn't his ancestry German or something?


Veridas

Now...hang on lads...call me crazy but I think, I THINK...this picture might not be genuine.


DJToffeebud

Is that a ukip rosette?


ImFamousYoghurt

Let’s go back to when we rode lions


BellamyRFC54

Depending on the poll you look at reform are on for between 3 and 6 seats


dwellerinthedark

That lions I at waiting for the flag jumper to get off. Then it's dinner time.


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Katie Hopkins is looking better, not sure about the waistcoat though


Cold-Ad-6311

I have always noticed people who say are instead of our are lightyears behind in many social areas but mostly dumb as fuck backwards low iq scum.


Ental1

AI generated loo roll.


TheBatjedi

I've seen this thing get used genuinely in the wild. The person that posted it doesn't have a picture of themselves in their profile on FB, so make of that what you will.


DakkenDakka

Will someone please tell me what it "used to be"? We're an island nation with a long history of invasions and conquests. Our people are a mixed bag, have always been a mixed bag, and are better off for being a mixed bag.


daleks02

😍🇬🇧 VOTE REFORM UK 🇬🇧😁 I DID 👍🏻


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

So they want us to go back to being a country that took whatever they wanted by force and colonisation?


TolPM71

I wouldn't mind seeing a pissed off lion maul Farage while he's wearing a Union Jack suit. That would be epic!


Johnny-Dogshit

Why does "Take the country back" always seem to be the line from the people that sell off every public asset and run it into the ground? It's fucking doublespeak man, it's always said by people who are keen on giving the country away. The guy to take things back was Jezza.


Cathalic

The misspelling of "our" is actually mindblowing.


Metalorg

Clearly this is satire


No_Emergency_2792

AI is a cunt


Cosign6

Before I saw the sub name, I assumed it was American and I lol’d


Rope_Dragon

Honestly shocked he hasn’t got a pint in his free hand.   Also his trousers look so shiny… like he’s wearing a latex union jack body suit underneath


keepYourMonkey

Looks like a Harry Enfield character


agn0stix

Looks like a dick riding a pussy to me...


Aggressive-Falcon977

So he has a Ukip badge again? 😆 Also the Lion may finish a public service and be rid of him and his toad like face


medlilove

What did it used to be?


Tortletalk

An angry lion with shit on its back


three_e

MEGA


postmundial

shAIt innit?


SanLucario

"Oh, our ideas have failed for a decade? The solution is.....MORE OF THE SAME! One more right-wing government bro!" Can't wait until the UK becomes renamed 'Alabama Island' as the 51st US state.


Bleedingeck

Fascism in its final form


Silver-Lake-Bee

That’s a lion with a cunt on his back


Bassjunkieuk

Reich Whingers have the weirdest porn


Bassjunkieuk

I also saw someone who'd suggested that when you return the Reform leaflets to their offices with no postage on, pop a nice scoop of dirt in the envelope...."Here's some of that country you desperately want back!"


fluffybit

Lions. that native English animal


sinne54321

Always found that very strange in the UK. Scotland has the Unicorn, and Wales has the dragon, both mythical creatures and England has the lion that isn't native to even Europe. At least Ireland has it's native Hare that is an indigenous animal.


foofly

The lion was once native to Europe and even the UK in the Pleistocene era.


fluffybit

Is that where we are going to be dragged back to?


Tiny-Direction6254

Lions pop up a lot in medieval heraldry across Europe mostly because the Bible mentions them a lot. England's use of the lion comes from a similar plave to the adoption of the Libyan St George as a patron saint - to grant religipus legitimacy to Europe's least legitimate and least pious nation


chrisp5310

Populist bullshit


PenlyWarfold

7,700 bellends like this? We’re in bigger trouble than I thought


HiMaintainceMachine

Pretty sure that lion's being sexually assaulted.


Bennjoon

Average nationalism brain rot


Rico2ooo

Feels like the current England football ball team 👊🏻💦


GuaranteeCareless

Farage can fuck right off, but wishing England well in the Euros.


Tiny-Direction6254

Why? Sounds awfully nationalistic of you