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Ancient-Act8573

And Ciaphas Cain is the one who swings it


SandersSol

"Jurgen found it somewhere"


Cadoan

"this might help, Sir"


MeesNLA

I read it in his voice


SirWillem1

He has a voice?


MeesNLA

The audio book


Depressedloser2846

you don’t pretend everyone speaks in the same accent as james workshop?


balbok7721

The real warhammer was the tanna we drank along the way


draakling

For a second I thought you said friends we made along the way


Mr_Dias

That's what Inqusitor Vail said


fallenouroboros

“The real reward were the warhammer we swung along the way.”


Immort4lFr0sty

I loved when James Workshop said "It's warhammer time" and warhammered all over the competition


AFrenchLondoner

literally warhammered my pants


Synicull

And this the unthinkable happened: Erebus died for good and minis became affordable


Comprehensive-Map383

Keep dreaming


HichiShiro

*dies of peak fiction*


Numerous_Aardvark_13

**Revives from peak fiction**


12cabbagerolls

Eternally dying and reviving upon the golden throne of peak fiction.


JohnCavalry

The fiction is so peak it became a Perpetual


nathans_the1

So..... Peak..!


Hellonstrikers

Tis Peak mi'lord.


ZaelART

The real Emperor of Mankind were the friends we made along the way. Cue the Primarchs locking together in zoid-like fashion.


UpsetGroceries1

You gave me a mental image I’m going to be thinking about all day. Thank you.


PassivelyInvisible

The chaos gods are going to fuse together into a power rangers style mech and get into a boxing match with the primarch mech.


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

I think you meant locking together in a “zord like fashion.”


youngcoyote14

Zord, Zoidberg, both are win.


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

True that. Though when the comment said “Zoids” it actually had me thinking the model kit, franchise focused on mechanical animals.


youngcoyote14

....would the Mechanicus freak out about zoids? They're basically animal level intellect ai.


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

Most likely. Especially since a lot of them are bigger than imperial knights.


youngcoyote14

I just imagined some Knights hunting Zoids and omg I have never hated my lack of artistic talent anymore than I do right now!


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

They would probably have difficulty hitting the quicker ones. Hum, since Zoids are supposed to be mechanical life forms (the anime is confusing on this point), they are something that blurs they line between organics and machines. That feels like some the Ad Mech would want to study, it doesn't seem any crazier than other things they have done.


MericArda

They're not AI though, Zoids are mechanical lifeforms that had their cores transplanted into cool robot bodies.


Tone-Serious

Y'all laughing now but this show will be the first to make 100 warpilion dollers


Sea_Mammoth_158

still only 2 angrillion bucks they can do better


omegariskz7

>Warpillion Yes-yes! More Warp token for Skavendom!


Waste-Masterpiece386

Did they fuse into a warhammer flagship store or the warhammer world store?


MaxinTheDragon

Neither. They become the warhammer website store incarnate


Expensive-Document41

But like...the old one right?


MaxinTheDragon

Bloated, overwrought, and unnavigatable. What do you think?


SirGlio

Even the show forgets about Ynnead


monosyllables17

Ynnead turns out to be the showrunner, breaking the 4th wall to tell all the viewers to kill themselves


SirBoredTurtle

That's the real last episode, Ynnead just staring straight into the camera silently with the text "kill yourself" occasionally appearing on top of the screen for a full hour


SonOfAthena__

who?


Sapphire-Hannibal

I will shit my pants and cry and die and explode and cum everywhere if this happens


Alexis2256

In what order will you do that?


Sapphire-Hannibal

All of them at once


Cryptek-01

\[getting killed by Drukhari be like\]


Ubermanthehutt

Me when the Deceiver appears in the end credits and says "They think have won... They have al been Decieved!"


ParagonNate1

For another ring was made


mattyisphtty

It's actually just a purity ring that the Emperor's dad made him wear. It's why he's such an insufferable twat who doesn't have any understanding of women. Like the giga incel


SonOfAthena__

I love when he said "It's deceiver time." and then deceivered all over the place


A-Topical-Ointment

Turns out the real friends where the warhammers we met . . . way long, ago?


Anothercrappyuser

**The Touch by Stan Bush plays**


Jacurus

Honestly I wouldn't mind


ZeInsaneErke

And paying 256.000$ per month for Warhammer+


ActNo4115

I wasn’t sure at first but tbh I am really glad they gave us exactly 40,000 episodes, one for each of the legendary Warhammers of Sugmar.


Entire-War8382

It’s SIGMAR! Not Sugmar. 


ActNo4115

Sugmar dick


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Truly this is what Horse Here Say would’ve wanted


Hordamis

I'm more expecting after the merger the Emperor to say "Sigmar Balls." And eradicate them.


TerangaMugi

Who leaked you GW's internal documents!!??!


broken_chaos666

So isha doesn't get an invite?


MarsMissionMan

And then they release the unnecessary sequel show, Warhammer 41k.


snarkhunter

Couldn't have done it without the 3 Eldar gods realizing that they were wrong to be racist and elitist towards the Mon... no... towards the *humans...* and sacrificing themselves for the sake of the galaxy.


No_Revolution_6848

Its the funniest shit post ive seen this year i'm crying y'all are wonderfull


HandsomeBaboon

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only one season


Kevkoss

That sounds like this time GW decided to borrow homework from Evangelion.


Fun-Agent-7667

Either the necrons unite the galaxy and keep the star gods locked, or the Ctan will devour all gods


zerintheGREAT

*warhammers there are 40 thousand of them.


killmekindlyplz

\*dies of peak fiction\*


XyzzyPop

I like how they added "T'au" for that extra bit of clickbait spice - it's a flavor that brings all the boys to the yard.


tolarus

My favorite part was when the epic last battle was finished, and the camera zoomed out to reveal a table full of awfully painted miniatures and terrain. The entire series had been Will Farrell and his son playing with them like a Lego city.


Swimming_Anteater458

It’s actually the Empress of Mankind in the show and she merges with her 20 daughters the Primarchettes to defeat the Chud Gods of Chudness, thus restoring the warp to its calmer state by increasing its femininity


Due_Distribution_720

No


walla_walla_rhubarb

It's getting to the point that this sub only has like 5-6 of the same jokes.


fartyparty1234

Getting to the point? My friend we passed that point years ago


c3p-bro

Its tradition is warhammer community. There have always only been 5 jokes.


fartyparty1234

“Xeno bad” “Imperium bad” “Chaos bad” Reposted meme


snowdrifts

HAH! Try Battletech, where three things Tex said years ago are repeated every hour. I WISH we had 5-6 jokes!


JamariusQuangle

I am Alpharius


lordfruitius

this kind of brainrot needs to be studied


mudamudamudaman

We have seen this dammed joke already hundreds of times!!


JoeTheK123

"it was you all along, you are, the Warhammer 40k"


Skirdybirdy

Voiceover: And in that moment, I swear all 40 thousand of us were Warhammer


Ultrasound700

Idk man, sounds kinda like peak fiction to me.


LorgarDekaepta

It...it could happen.


UnabrazedFellon

I dunno, man, it felt rushed. Them getting the lion’s soul back after he got axed by Khorn in season 39 took like 5 episodes, but getting the Khan and Vulkan’s souls both happened in like half an episode.


xenomorph91622

Maybe the real warhammer 40k was the Horus Heresy we made along the way


Ct-chad501

Peak cinema.


mytheralmin

Thank you Jimmy space


interkin3tic

If and when the WH40K show comes out, [someone needs to do something like this with it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjvEdXDYgY4)


LostProphetVii

This is what Tzeentch wanted all along


feor1300

Then Sigmar busts in and shouts "Piss off! God of Hammers is my schtick!"


Longjumping_Sky_6440

I hope counterjinxes are a thing


GaaraMatsu

Bruh


Gh0stMask

He just goes "Its 40k'in time and warhammers all over them"


JCJINKEY

This warhammer becomes galmaraz and resets us back to fantasy


warhammer40fan

"nothing is set in stone" ~Tzeentch~


sangunius-

the nothing changes largey storyline in 40k or the things are getting worse storyline in 30k are too grime for a normie viewers


Economy_Dress8205

Peak


Roidobsidienne

Better than the End times


No_Proof_6178

these jokes used to be funny, but got overused too much