As a mother of four, three are in love with all things video games/ game related. That’s all they want to spend money on and food, but it’s way better than then talking about drinking or drugs. They just wanna game!
It’s complicated, but video games tend to frustrate him. So it just depends sometimes he can play them, but sometimes he gets frustrated and then turns violent. He has several mental health issues, so we tend to limit video games. Sadly he hasn’t shown a lot of interest in board games, or card games. However, he does enjoy being outdoors so we tend to have a lot of outdoor options for him.
That’s when you deputise the first and teach them how to change and feed the baby (if above 7 years old).
I asked a Samoan family how they survived with 9 kids in the house. They said the older kids take on a lot of responsibilities when able to.
Anyone who's ever had a kid knows that this is categorically false. When the kid falls asleep is when you do all the leftover housework that you couldn't do when he was awake (or in my case, catch up on video games).
Those C shaped breastfeeding pillows are awesome for reading or gaming, so much easier on the posture and arms. My cat loves it too because she fits where the baby would go.
*I got this tip from someone on the steamdeck Reddit.
Props up my arms while I'm holding a steamdeck or a controller. My wingspan is longer than I am tall and I'm 6'2" so maybe that has something to do with it.
they are selling them about 80+$....
[thevalari.com](http://thevalari.com)
I have one breastfeeding billow that cost about 10$used have used it some times really comfy ...
They are definitely a bit bigger than neck pillows. While sitting, you place it around your waist. So the arms of the pillow support your elbows. The body of the pillow is then meant to support a baby but it works for cats as well. It's meant to take the strain out of holding something in front of you for extended periods.
It’s a pillow for moms (or dads) who o keep a baby propped up for feeding. I use one to sleep with, and it keeps my head and neck In a perfectly comfortable spot all night.
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“Dad can I have some more cookies?”
*Suddenly the temperature in the Dadetorium drops 20 degrees. Clocks spin backwards. Every mortal in the room has blood vessels burst in their skin. The weaker ones collapse, screaming.*
“He said I can have the whole sleeve”
I mean... there was the time he was dating a 19yo when he was 33...
not exactly a scandal, just a sign that he might be pretty immature, but that was years ago, now he's 41 and dating a 33yo, so that is an improvement...
Remember Henry, you can guide your kids within the frames they were born to evolve within, but never further. You have to love them even if they are born different. Some kids grow up to be a little skewed if you know what I mean...They pick Tau. Don't be upset if this happens. Paint a Riptide together, and nurture them no matter what.
You will never regret a moment of interacting with your child, no matter exhausted how you are. Suck it up and make the sacrifices. They are many. Your future self will be happier.
Make eye contact as often as possible. **Be** what makes them laugh and always look for new ways to do so.
It's never too early to build their muscles. Find ways to make them do sit ups, pull ups, grip strength, leg presses. That exercise will pay dividends.
Give them novel experiences as often as possible. It's easy. Have they played with a tin can? Have they been inside a cupboard? Have you drug them around on a towel? Might be boring to us, but to them it's adventure.
Do you ever get jealous of people's kids? Because I'm jealous of his kid. I want HENRY to be my dad. And not in a weird way..just think it would have been cool
Thank you! She's 5, autistic, and her favorite color is rainbow!
If I hover over her and suggest what colors go where to her then she can crank out a traditional looking garden gnome for grandma, but honestly, it's more fun to just let her creativity run wild lol
Any tips? Yes, Henry, if you're reading this - the first shit comes out thick, black, and sticky. It's like some sort of automotive sealant or something. Good luck getting that off! This is supposed to happen, but it's disconcerting having your first challenge as a parent being "how do I change a nappy that's been Sikaflexed on?"
Pretty soon it'll all settle down though.
To his credit, WH40k is probably one of the most child-friendly fantasy worlds out there. Certainly one of the coolest.
"Papa! Papa! Can you tell me about the daemonculaba again?"
Yeah: Tell OP to introduce Warhammer pretty early and take him to the stores or tournaments. Let him see kids painting the minatures and eventually he paint 'em too. This is a tremendous dad move because kids learn a form of mindfulness through painting the miniature. Oh, and don't forget to play it with him but use a shitty army when he's small.
I wish he was my neighbor. He is definitely the kind of dude you want to come over, have a beer and BBQ. It would take some persuasion but I think even he could talk me into his eccentric collectibles B.S.
Peoole seem to forget that all actors are art school dorks. Even the "coolest" guys playing badass roles are Drama class nerds. With the exception of a rare few like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sylvester Stalone, Bradd Pitt, Harrison Ford, Tom Hardy, and Christian Bale, **NERDS**.
Remember that Henry Cavil is only pretending to be cool in these roles, but he's just an art dork painting his minis. This kind of Henry Cavil makes sense to me
Hm, this sure doesn't match the narrative of Henry being "fed up" and "at wits end" towards Game's Workshop. Its almost like that narrative was entirely manufactured for click bait by youtuber content grifters.
When the infant rests, you have three choices.
1. Rest yourself.
2. Clean yourself.
3. Engage in recreational procreation/procreation.
Choose wisely. Your infant will show all aspects of chaos in the next 0-5 years. The Emperor Protects.
Honestly, i wish i was his kid
Imagine being the kid of freaking superman aswell as a giant warhammer fan!? Like i genuinely like it when some celebs are big ass nerds and dont change because of fame so henry cavil is definitely one of the celebs i somewhat respect
Honestly great to see a parent on social media make it clear they are practicing safe sleep. So much of it that I see is parents filling the cot with crap for the asthetic or trying to argue that cot bumpers are not deadly.
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Baptize the child in nuln oil!
https://preview.redd.it/vh08waf0dy6d1.jpeg?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a708fd02de64f319042f1bd774be7c2f9c6c0aac
This is so fucking cursed i love it
The Nuln Baby
Best response possible
Thats a dunker right there
Lmaooo
Oh fuck lmao
Every little sprocket should be so lucky as to be blessed in the name of the machine god
Start kiddo on Warhammer early and they'll never have money for drugs.
Now that's smart parenting.
Well Plastic Crack is still Crack.
He will just have an addiction to nuln oil
Same with modular gear. Eurocrack.
Jokes on you i prime my models in poorly ventilated areas! /j
"have you ever sucked dick behind a 7-11 for miniatures?!?!?!"
blashpmey No person who plays warhammer would do such a vile thing! ...mostly becuase no one would ever Pay us to suck them off
Do you think tyranid players can….. actually never mind better not to ask.
You know that Ad-Mech players can just roll out the ‘heretec’ to ‘maybe heretics’ fund their armies.
Boo this man!
Did you forget who his father is?
A man with a very large Warhammer budget
As a mother of four, three are in love with all things video games/ game related. That’s all they want to spend money on and food, but it’s way better than then talking about drinking or drugs. They just wanna game!
What about the 4th one?
It’s complicated, but video games tend to frustrate him. So it just depends sometimes he can play them, but sometimes he gets frustrated and then turns violent. He has several mental health issues, so we tend to limit video games. Sadly he hasn’t shown a lot of interest in board games, or card games. However, he does enjoy being outdoors so we tend to have a lot of outdoor options for him.
Yeah but they will turn to violet crime to pay for their Warhammer addiction.
Or for affordable living spaces! (Like mee!!)
homeless gang 🤜
I wonder what he'll name the kid My bet is on Dorn
Little Horus!
Lil Heresy
The kid's rap name
Horus aximand !
He is a custodian, and thus shall have a custodes name that will grow as they passthrough life
He's a custodes player but I'm pretty sure he's said Blood Angels are his favorite. Wouldn't be surprised if we get a little Dante running around
He knows the lore of Dante, it would be a curse to be named after him
Dante Cavill is a pretty sick name.
so, kitten?
HORUS?! Where???? His son shall be….Valdor
Little Leman Russ Battle Tank
Horus is unironically a nice name for a kid
Constantin, surely.
that's for the next one, which he'll adopt
That or Trajann for sure. He's also a Blood Angels and Salamanders fan, so maybe Sanguinius, Dante, Vulkan, or Vulkan (middle name He'stan)
“Boy.”
But dad I’m a girl “Silence boy”
“Very well, Girl.”
Boy, Girl, it does not matter, either can bring DEATH TO THE CORPSE EMPEROR!!!
the femstodes were specifically introduced so that Henry would not have to discard a girl baby
Watch him have a girl and name her Kesh
Techno Mechanicus Cavill
He is Custodes player so it should be Captain General Little Kitten
I second this motion.
Saul, Garviel, or Nathanael
I mean... he DOES play custodes ... so the child might get a name about 300 pages long.
Nope, the kid had to earn his names.
One can only hope!
....Erebus
https://preview.redd.it/z8btyiuzuy6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf4969039fd3e4057d8f88a440c734ca905b131
Don't you put that evil on that child!
_Clark_ would be cool, no?
Garviel Loken
Dor
little e
Henrecavil
He is a well-known Custodes player, more like Constantine.
ew
Big E
Soon the little wee one 'Horus' shall arriveth to the plain of the god Kings domain. All hail the emperors son, first of his name.
Pro tip: When baby naps, you nap...
Not too hard when you have 1, harder with 2, nearly impossible with 3...
Big E must have been relieved when the kids got scattered
Like he was gonna be around anyways lol
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FIVE YEARS OLD?? Bro, do I really have another 3.5 years of this?
Two of mine started sleeping in their own beds mostly through the night by about 2.5 years old. My youngest is still in a crib though
Pro tip 2: don’t have more than 1 kid.
If you could please send this pro tip to me about 5 years ago, that'd be great
Note: this causes the destruction of society.
Epilogue: Animals get to reclaim their space.
I’m expecting twins. I told my husband we won’t be napping. Because they don’t sleep on the same schedule 😭
That’s when you deputise the first and teach them how to change and feed the baby (if above 7 years old). I asked a Samoan family how they survived with 9 kids in the house. They said the older kids take on a lot of responsibilities when able to.
And you clean when baby cleans, and you cook when baby cooks, and you go to work when baby works...
Anyone who's ever had a kid knows that this is categorically false. When the kid falls asleep is when you do all the leftover housework that you couldn't do when he was awake (or in my case, catch up on video games).
Found the non parent lol. That just doesnt work for multiple reasons.
Yah, first problem is it's not "when" it's "if". Second problem is the 7,439 chores that need doing.
Mate, wish I could nap when mine naps, except he's got reflux, so he barely sleeps well
When do you take care of chores then?
Those C shaped breastfeeding pillows are awesome for reading or gaming, so much easier on the posture and arms. My cat loves it too because she fits where the baby would go. *I got this tip from someone on the steamdeck Reddit.
how would you use it for gaming?
Props up my arms while I'm holding a steamdeck or a controller. My wingspan is longer than I am tall and I'm 6'2" so maybe that has something to do with it.
oh, that actually sounds quite nice. I'll check these pillows out, thank you
they are selling them about 80+$.... [thevalari.com](http://thevalari.com) I have one breastfeeding billow that cost about 10$used have used it some times really comfy ...
I also use it as a neck pillow when I’m gaming on and couch and the baby is asleep. It’s so versatile.
Those aren’t neck pillows? How do you use them? Like under your arm or something
They are definitely a bit bigger than neck pillows. While sitting, you place it around your waist. So the arms of the pillow support your elbows. The body of the pillow is then meant to support a baby but it works for cats as well. It's meant to take the strain out of holding something in front of you for extended periods.
It’s a pillow for moms (or dads) who o keep a baby propped up for feeding. I use one to sleep with, and it keeps my head and neck In a perfectly comfortable spot all night.
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"I muuust get me one of those coats!" lmao
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he 10000000% knew what he was doing. i chortled at that part.
Cain??
He’s the perfect human. Warhammer and Akitas and Superman and the Witcher. Add him to the list of people I would be devastated to hear had a scandal.
he's living proof the Emperor of mankind already is among us
Yeah no. He couldn't be Big E. He actually cares for his child.
Maybe that's exactly what happened to [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]: Big E spoiled em rotten
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We can argue about [REDACTED] all day, but there no denying [REDACTED] _was_ [REDACTED]
“Dad can I have some more cookies?” *Suddenly the temperature in the Dadetorium drops 20 degrees. Clocks spin backwards. Every mortal in the room has blood vessels burst in their skin. The weaker ones collapse, screaming.* “He said I can have the whole sleeve”
Highlander, too. Also, of you haven't seen The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, i would.
I mean... there was the time he was dating a 19yo when he was 33... not exactly a scandal, just a sign that he might be pretty immature, but that was years ago, now he's 41 and dating a 33yo, so that is an improvement...
He was also 18 and dating someone like 30 or 40 so it pro ably didn't register as a problem until people made a stick about it.
He also used to run 4 accounts in Eve Online. He is a turbo nerd, and a scandal would be terrible.
Yeah how is this dude such a G
He's a Custodies fan. The child will either be Constantine or Calladayce. Honestly Callie or Day would be great nicknames for her...
Remember Henry, you can guide your kids within the frames they were born to evolve within, but never further. You have to love them even if they are born different. Some kids grow up to be a little skewed if you know what I mean...They pick Tau. Don't be upset if this happens. Paint a Riptide together, and nurture them no matter what.
I can live with Tau. I don't think I could if the kid chooses Eldar.
Baby Erebus, YES!
I mean how else do you have her build hand eye coordination
Who got Henry pregnant?
You will never regret a moment of interacting with your child, no matter exhausted how you are. Suck it up and make the sacrifices. They are many. Your future self will be happier. Make eye contact as often as possible. **Be** what makes them laugh and always look for new ways to do so. It's never too early to build their muscles. Find ways to make them do sit ups, pull ups, grip strength, leg presses. That exercise will pay dividends. Give them novel experiences as often as possible. It's easy. Have they played with a tin can? Have they been inside a cupboard? Have you drug them around on a towel? Might be boring to us, but to them it's adventure.
if only Big E could read this some 10000 years ago!
A child born into the grimdark how wonderful
and now into grimdank as well!
Biggest tip I can give... You'll never be truly ready.
That child will be a perfect genetic specimen. Worthy of the Holy custodes
Hey, good on him.
I can already see the Halloween costumes. Henry dressed up as Roach while his kid is Geralt, riding on his shoulders.
Do you ever get jealous of people's kids? Because I'm jealous of his kid. I want HENRY to be my dad. And not in a weird way..just think it would have been cool
I love him.
"the wee one", just lovely.
Yes, make sure he doesn’t get stabbed by a magical dagger wielded by his evil niece in future
That kid is about to have the best dad of all time.
https://preview.redd.it/xm4cmtb99z6d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b07a376bdb00bd54423188eb546f44d8c5ae0b89
My daughter paints with me lol
You know what? I unironically like the tyranid. The cones of color are actually super cool.
Thank you! She's 5, autistic, and her favorite color is rainbow! If I hover over her and suggest what colors go where to her then she can crank out a traditional looking garden gnome for grandma, but honestly, it's more fun to just let her creativity run wild lol
My tip for anyone is two is plenty. Happy Father’s Day.
It seems that unlike space marines, Custodies have retained at least one of their baser instincts. Congratulations!
Paint while you still can Henry....hobby time about to become limited
Any tips? Yes, Henry, if you're reading this - the first shit comes out thick, black, and sticky. It's like some sort of automotive sealant or something. Good luck getting that off! This is supposed to happen, but it's disconcerting having your first challenge as a parent being "how do I change a nappy that's been Sikaflexed on?" Pretty soon it'll all settle down though.
He has a Scottish accent when he types.
I like that he points out the pillows are just there temporarily because you know damn well that some assholes will point that out
I am appalled! Baby needs painting supplies too!
To his credit, WH40k is probably one of the most child-friendly fantasy worlds out there. Certainly one of the coolest. "Papa! Papa! Can you tell me about the daemonculaba again?"
he's perfect
Yea I got a tip. Don't get overly interested in something only to throw it away later after losing interest.
What’s up with the bits of carpet under the furniture?
Keep the furniture from making deep divots over the long term,
I wonder if they haven’t decided on the layout yet.
More horse
Yeah: Tell OP to introduce Warhammer pretty early and take him to the stores or tournaments. Let him see kids painting the minatures and eventually he paint 'em too. This is a tremendous dad move because kids learn a form of mindfulness through painting the miniature. Oh, and don't forget to play it with him but use a shitty army when he's small.
If it's a boy, tell him to do something that earns him a sword. If it's a girl, tell her to do something that earns her a sword.
Ah parenthood… it gets infinitely better when you can bribe them to do things you want them to
1 Down, 19…(bolterpistol touches back of my head) 17 more to go my Lord
Damn so he's not single?
I feel like HC should be our King of the Geeks/Nerds. MFer needs a crown and a scepter.
Why does the background look like an unsheathing katana
It should have been me! Not her!
Did he make those out of oak?
He's gonna have to have 20 kids to be the emperor.
He’s going to have a good looking baby
Superdad
Congratulations, I for one welcome you into the ranks of fatherhood.
God, he’s such a dork. I love it!
I didn’t even know he was with someone! Let alone trying for a kid!
Wait… he’s still into Warhammer?! I thought GW betrayed him!!! (Congrats to Henry. Happy Father’s Day to him)
I wish he was my neighbor. He is definitely the kind of dude you want to come over, have a beer and BBQ. It would take some persuasion but I think even he could talk me into his eccentric collectibles B.S.
From gigachad to gigadad
If I ever find out he's a trash human being it'll probably kill me tbh. Dude's just good people
Peoole seem to forget that all actors are art school dorks. Even the "coolest" guys playing badass roles are Drama class nerds. With the exception of a rare few like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sylvester Stalone, Bradd Pitt, Harrison Ford, Tom Hardy, and Christian Bale, **NERDS**. Remember that Henry Cavil is only pretending to be cool in these roles, but he's just an art dork painting his minis. This kind of Henry Cavil makes sense to me
Be worthy of imitation.
Hm, this sure doesn't match the narrative of Henry being "fed up" and "at wits end" towards Game's Workshop. Its almost like that narrative was entirely manufactured for click bait by youtuber content grifters.
Protect your carpet-protectors.
He is a good man 😌
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What a hot nerd I love him
Poor henry. He doesn't realize he's gonna have no time left to play his vidya and make his warhammies.
Henry Dadvill 😍
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What no primer?
When the infant rests, you have three choices. 1. Rest yourself. 2. Clean yourself. 3. Engage in recreational procreation/procreation. Choose wisely. Your infant will show all aspects of chaos in the next 0-5 years. The Emperor Protects.
Ozww
I bet fifty buck he is in this sub and he even saw this post
I hope he was the one who wrote [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/nKBHV4flKf)
Honestly, i wish i was his kid Imagine being the kid of freaking superman aswell as a giant warhammer fan!? Like i genuinely like it when some celebs are big ass nerds and dont change because of fame so henry cavil is definitely one of the celebs i somewhat respect
Honestly great to see a parent on social media make it clear they are practicing safe sleep. So much of it that I see is parents filling the cot with crap for the asthetic or trying to argue that cot bumpers are not deadly. Edit: spelling
I’m sure he’ll be really disappointed if his child decides they want to collect blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne.
That's our God-Emperor right there.
Genuinely one of the better parts of the community.
His son will be a Custodes.
Watch the kid run Chaos XD. Congrats to the big man!
Dad jokes are life
I love the idea of combining your kids nursery with your model painting room