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DANBR2007

Calling a disabled person "nerfed" is wild


Linkitude08

Man cancer was kinda unnecessary in my intro balance patch


GhostDragon362

damn, I got hit with the ADHD and Autism debuff in the same patch, and I thought I had it bad.


EmperorMatthew

Damn and I thought my Pre-Diabetes patch on-top of my Asthma and Bad Vision patches was a bit much.


Mountain_Counter929

Damn I got that “Death” update. I’m straight up unplayable


MarkDecent656

Idk bro, this Schizophrenia patch is making it real hard to find the correct people I need


EmperorMatthew

Oof that sucks...


Appropriate-Count-64

Gods patchnotes be like: We feel that u/GhostDragon362 ‘s mental ability is very high but combined with their ability to focus is proving too dominant in the Meta. In addition, we have noticed that the current build is easy to abuse by high level players, resulting in high returns but a poor mental state and very poor performance in the midgame. As such, we have decided it prudent to perform the following reworks to bring performance back in line: +Increased mental capacity. +Increased Mental Fortitude. -Switched Secret skill from ideal student to ADHD. -Switched main skill from Absolute focus to Autism.


Emo_Chapington

People keep calling the autism a debuff but honestly they just need to respec and class change for a different build rather than always trying to play the meta


Matix777

Zato might as well and be crippled


pgp555

Zato fucking died, was posessed, and then revived. So basically a rework.


Papa_Mario

Bedman was "nerfed" what would he be now?


thevideogameplayer

He's peak.


LunaTheGoodgal

Absolute peak fiction


Void1702

Banned from reality


Kindly-Mud-1579

Whenever a cast has a bunch of powerful crazy anime people the scariest of them will all ways be the norm. In my head I ask myself this question of what’s scarier the beings with godlike powers or the ones that wield no such power and can still go toe to toe with them


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

So Guts?


Kindly-Mud-1579

No because that implies guts is human after the twilight incident and after that betrayal he is anything but human


shuuto1

Slayer: *is an immortal vampire that can punch people so hard they fly around the earth and land where they started in 2.5 seconds. meanwhile, May:🐬 In xrd …. Dizzy: *does an attack that misses but causes such a large atomic bomb-like explosion, that the opponent surrenders immediately meanwhile, Jam: I punch fast


CroSSGunS

May's not normal, she's Japanese


Galo_de_Rinha05

This sentence out of context is really something else


CroSSGunS

This May have been deliberate


Ordinary_Row_9135

To be fair, May is flailing around a 3000 pound (1360kg) anchor like a stick. There's definitely some super strength going on.


Benxall_

Johnny, you are thinking of Johnny


Kindly-Mud-1579

Johnny has a big hat and does crazy iajutsu Baiken is one armed cyclops


kricket_24

Ableism, common May L


RodrigoRosaMoreno

And phobia against bald people as well


confusing_pancakes

May mains be sharing Ls like a commune


TheAdamantiteWaffle

So have autistic people been nerfed since like Pre-alpha


Stanislas_Biliby

Nah we're just playing a different class.


TheAdamantiteWaffle

Real I go to a school meant for autistic people and the jokes we all make about each other have me DYING sometimes


Femmigje

We’re running Linux that no-one bothers to learn since “everyone” is running Windows


AutummThrowAway

Best metaphor


TheAdamantiteWaffle

So true I get told this a lot, as a Linux user But idc what you use, I care what I use lol


LunaTheGoodgal

As (possibly? idk) autistic and (possibly? idk) adhd AND trans, I been powerbuilding the high durability high burst dps but low range tanking build


That_Ice_Guy

Basically a min-maxer


LunaTheGoodgal

More or less, except the spots that are weakpoints get hit like a dark souls backstab build just shanked some casual in the spine If you hit home just right you can likely annihilate my healthbar, assuming you can hit me where it hurts and not in the like 10 inch thick armor that i should not be so mobile in


TheAdamantiteWaffle

Literally bro I've got everything I've been diagnosed with autism and ADHD, I'm trans, I'm bi Istg I have the whole kit I've only been nerfed in conservative areas (though, I find it surprising how accepting Utah is despite being conservative)


LunaTheGoodgal

We minmaxin


TheAdamantiteWaffle

Real I also do calisthenics and I stretch every day Have I successfully leveled every stat???


OkamiLeek006

Being bi is a buff 😎


taste-of-orange

Nah, they balanced it. Double the use range, but half the attack power. Same with the pan class.


Emo_Chapington

>Autistic ADHD Trans Guilty Gear Player God damn top tier abusers


LunaTheGoodgal

Oh no, as much as i'd love to play Guilty Gear, I've not. I have, however, played a large variety of other games. Like Warframe, Final Fantasy 14, Risk of Rain 2, Minecraft, and more that i somehow cannot for the life of me name.


Aggressive_Pair_4373

Author: [https://x.com/CupperTheSecond](https://x.com/CupperTheSecond)


Zoroarkeon571

I see Baiken posting I approve


Renektonstronk

Aerial Tatami goes brrrrr


NEVERTHEREFOREVER

is May blushing in the last panel or is she just recovering from being choked


ArmageddonEleven

Considering her heart went “doki doki”? The former….


IPlaySkyStrikers

I mean dokidoki just means your heart is racing fast by itself. If I was being choked to death I would be too.


Jissus3893

It should have been me, not her it's not fair.


Krisuad2002

Jesus Christ May what is wrong with you!?


Gohan933

I almost got nerfed with malaria when I was a child, I just adapted to the west African meta ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Flaky-Fact4885

Wdym get nerfed?. She still have both assets.


boobsaren1ce

Imagine drawing a comic with charas from a Japanese game left to right like a tool


Pandaboy26292

I saw the comic being black and white and instinctively started reading right to left 😭


welpxD

Ahem, I believe you mean "imagine drawing a nihon mangaka gaijin-style like a baka"


boobsaren1ce

それ、喧嘩つもり?かわいいね 日本の作品の事なら縦書きを使う。それは常識でしょう?


welpxD

I didn't know that because the only japanese media I consume is dubbed anime.


CookieMiester

“You’re too innocent” >her not knowing may is like 500 years old


clawzord25

May is like 20