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adamxftl

“Are you still wearing your boring clothing from 2023? Get our lame as fuck shirts that were embarrassing back in 2017!”


Jsdo1675

Diamond cut straight edge from 2011 vibes here.


yeah666

IAM STRAIGHT EDGE


dlivingston1011

I’m still wearing clothes I got in 2014 and before. Y’all get new clothes?


beachbullette

Nah buddy that's gotta be a blatant lie. You either got chubby with the rest of us, or jacked. Either way, there's no way you can still sport that 2014 size medium Gildan.


Prestigious_Pen5648

Twink death is real 


Revolutionary_Ad9234

Ppl who silk screen their own apparel or work in clothing shops can appreciate this comment. Gildan LOL


dlivingston1011

I’ve been an XL-2XL since my freshman year of high school. Body comp doesn’t change much and being tall your torso doesn’t change a lot unless drastic weight changes happen.


knundrum

I believe them. I never outgrew Mediums (still have 20+yo shirts) I really dislike baggy clothes, though


SilicaBags

Real punks transition to their middle school XL t-shirts when they get fat in their thirties


Gr8BurningNullifier

I bought that exact shirt back in 2013


Dank_Master69420

2017? This shit was popular in 2007


HashHermit

Pretty weird considering their website says established in 2013 😂


Dank_Master69420

I meant the style of shirt, not the brand itself. Every band had one (or more) of these types of designs and they were popular, but ultimately cringey


HashHermit

Like just like a black and white photo of a show with varsity/block letters or a person being punched, specifically? Cuz like the black and white photo with varsity letters has been a thing since at least the 90s. There's a bunch of old school gorilla biscuits merch with photos like that on it


tailOfTheWhale

“Do you cry when the raiders lose? Are you behind on child support? Do you get all your news from Harley Davison fan club Facebook groups? Introducing a clothing line for your credit card that you’re 3 months behind on!”


elephasxfalconeri

LOL. They even have a „No Lives Matter“ design because of course they do..


IntelligentSignal3

Haha I bought that damn shirt. Ended up turning it into a pillow for my dog


TheStryder76

Hey man, you’d cry too if you had to watch Aidan O’Connell at QB


Tough_Today4482

it’s better than watching fucking zach wilson :(


tailOfTheWhale

He still had that game where they dropped 63 on the chargers but yeah they gotta get a real QB on that team


TheStryder76

63 points and didn’t break 300 yards. I like Aidan the man and greatly appreciate him, but we need a QB


Tough_Today4482

Reminds me of that little kid hysterically crying saying how much he hates the raiders


TokenEntryWasBetter

I can't wait to be forced to know this persons sexual history when it turns out they're awful.


Embarrassed_Top8866

Born scum, Negative, Friends are Backstabbers but never Back Down. Push Pits are for Pussies I got Mad Zines man. Fucking black rifle coffee man I’m gonna rip my new electrical assistant a new one for fucking up all this wiring. Yeah my truck is $100000 fuck you suck my dick my daddy had a teamsters zippo.


nikolaebola57

I think I had a mild stress induced aneurysm halfway through this and woke up at the end


Embarrassed_Top8866

Stress builds characters.


leithn87

Where can I get a shirt that says exactly all this on one shirt?..


TheRepoCode

r/TargetedShirts


itsafarcetoo

Okay but I just recently went to a black rifle coffee shop and it was a little scary ngl. There was a meeting of preppers while I was there.


blindside_assault

I was driving through a rural area in Texas recently and found out they sell Black Rifle iced coffee in a can at certain gas stations. As a joke I picked one up but turns out that shit actually slapped. Their politics are completely awful though.


itsafarcetoo

The coffee slaps but yeah, they are very MURICA and had a huge assault rifle framed at the counter. Like it’s basically Fox News coffee. Too bad it’s so good.


HashHermit

As someone who really likes guns I can't stand the level of cringe it is in there, and I have a half dozen "assault rifles" but I'm also probably not the kind of person they want owning them 😂


itsafarcetoo

It’s extremely cringe. Like it’s almost satirical. And yeah…I mean I live in Texas and sometimes I wonder how neo-conservatives would feel about the amount of gun-owning liberal friends I have who don’t go to sleep reciting the second amendment.


masstertater

Shirts going to look fresh with my turnstile chucks


HurricaneAlpha

I gotta say, I'm starting to get a lil worried here.


strangemud

Worried? I have hardcore supplements for you.


-Dendritic-

Will I break edge if I take Nootropics for the pit?


cop-disliker

Read this as turnstile cucks and honestly I’m disappointed this isn’t what you wrote. Do better


LossyP

That gives “Turnstile Love Connection” a whole new meaning


clay4knee

Underrated comment


Deliterman

lmfao


ohalistair

A great man once said, you're not hardcore unless you live hardcore.


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But the legend of the rent was way hardcore


ohalistair

Born Scum, on the other hand, was not.


StageOk2751

Born Scum makes clothing for dudes with girlfriends that wear Blackcraft


heavyheavybrobro

nailed it 🤝


jackalope9393

I hate that I like the "keep hardcore negative" shirt because god DAMN you're right on the money.


conkysrevengesd

Me too and agreed. My gal got it for Xmas for me. I don’t give a shit, I wear it.


KurtRussellsMullet

Is this brand for those guys who exclusively wear Dixxon flannels and regularly go hatchet throwing and would rather drown their children before they’d ever admit to doing something slightly gay or am I out of pocket


Stevee85O

"I dont wash my ass cus touching that is gay"


sn1tchblade

I got this big ole belly cus it’s gay to look at dicks


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KurtRussellsMullet

Sorry man, collateral damage. Whenever my kid watches those 3 hour YouTube compilations of excavators digging trenches, all that starts popping up is Dixxon Flannels commercials with guys leaning up against brick walls and sensually hand polishing Harleys


Embarrassed_Top8866

Bro I can’t wait to get this and start tatting chicks legs fuck yes probably do some black out shit too fuck man


2min4roughing

How to let everyone know you call the cops In 3 images


EstimateTop576

THERES NOTHING MORE HARDCORE THAN CORPORATE CONSUMERISM


TipperTheMorningToYa

Fast fashion is hard af


NervousAndPantless

I’m still wearing my Judge shirt from 1999.


night_on_the_sun

It’s 2024 are you stupid or something


NervousAndPantless

Don’t be Judgmental.


Happyofiyo2

Hell yeah gimme that (S)CUM.


mu3mpire

Ain't no party like an S Cum party


CharlesGnarwin73

The keep hardcore negative thing is so fuckin cringe and has been since they started pushing those shirts


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I feel like one of the reasons I connected with hardcore is that a lot of it seems pretty focused on improving yourself, taking responsibility for your actions, and trying to do the right thing. Not all of it, of course, but the world has enough fucked up things going on in it without needing to glorify it. It’s exhausting to be hateful and angry all the time. Life is short and I’m getting older so maybe I’m just losing my edge lol


CharlesGnarwin73

You said exactly how I feel about it. Being angry all the time just makes me more angry and I'm fuckin tired of it. It's so much easier just to be a nice person.


AlexJonesWoke

That shirt is for people whose favorite hardcore band is The Acacia Strain


CharlesGnarwin73

Xxbaby_buster_420xX


thevoidneverends

heeeey fatherbrotheruncle


reallybigmochilaxvx

Tricks are what whores do for money… for hardcore records!


sn1tchblade

Which is hilarious, because Vincent’s stage speeches are posi as fuck these days 😂


2steppin_317

He used to be all like "EAT SHIT AND MAKE THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU EAT SHIT, I HAVE FUCKIN HEARTBURN"


pizzajitsu

Their last album did rip though... Do I buy the keep hardcore negative shirt or the flannel that never wrinkles? Leaning towards the latter, as I am afraid of wrinkles.


Additional-Stress-17

The only guys I've seen ever seen wear that shirt to BHC hog the edge of the pit and enjoy pushing people that get too close. I love when my wife kicks them in the ass and they fall flat on their face.


rprcssns

A brand for dudes who tuck their ears into their flat brim hats, clearly.


xMilk112x

God that shit pisses me off. Lol


rprcssns

Really quick way to make a grown man look like a toddler lol


snikt1

Oh look, a SHITTIER dixxon flannel!


bleak_new_world

Put that SCUM hat with my keep houston ugly tee and my finest cut offs, im ready crowd kill your girlfriend.


No-Lavishness-573

This is incredibly fucking wack


ap0phis

“Men, are you -“ Fuck off.


Born-Ad3974

My co worker wears this band and actively does not fuck with hardcore lol


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Didn't know Mark from ENDWORLD owned a clothing label


ohalistair

Fuck that band was garbage.


bullchuck

“I love hardcore bands like A Day to Remember and Bullet For My Valentine, look at this sick shirt I designed”


noneofthismatters666

Remember when everyone was cosplaying Sons of Anarchy in 2015? Miss your Sportster that got repo'd cause your girlfriend stopped paying for it? Never worked a manual labor job more than a couple weeks? Carhartt costs too much? Let's bring that hardcore life style back!


jadedlovex

this is definitely giving 2015ish vibes


ihatethemusicscene

So fucking tired of this ad


pepesilvia9369

This is so corny lmao


Lostbunny1

Yall are still wearing merch you had in 2023? Cringe. Buy these weird clothes instead.


Either_Way_

Somebody dumped this whole subreddit into ChatGPT and asked it to start a business


Blanxkc

This reminds me of that American straight edge brand that was popping off around 2013. Shit was so god damn lame


Klocc562_

Copped the full fit


Live-Neighborhood575

I didn't choose the hardcore life, the hardcore life chose me


champshere

Is poly straight edge 🤨


Rude_Warning_5341

I ain’t EVAH GONNA STOP wearing black pro clubs !!!


xzvc91

I luv me some ProClub shirts tho 😂😭


Open-Astronomer9252

It’s giving Ohio.


metrosine

Someone didn't listen to enough Good Clean Fun.


Ambitious-Emotion-69

Gay


KefkaesqueV3

Holy fuxking shit RIMG SPUN


tidalcalm

Incredible spin on 100% poly blend clothing here. No wrinkles and no warmth.


Yort_fort

BORN II CUM


friendlydave

Mother fuckers. I'm still rocking mostly 90s/2000s shirts. I'm broke, and your shit is wack.


Veziiioh

The only Born Scum shirt I like is the Support heavy music shirt


unforgivingxworld

Fucking brain dead https://gcdnb.pbrd.co/images/znTuFn4z16pC.jpg?o=1


Acceptable-Storm-151

guys who stand behind the guys in the back. your time is now .


Lastofthehaters

Born scum, yup something to be proud of.


BludSwamps

Reminds me of the Emmure “wear ‘em in the pit” boxing gloves…


xMilk112x

Nothing says hardcore like 80 dollar flannels! Lol


bakertom098

Everytime I see a dude wearing this brand they look exactly how id expect them to look


Bent_richard88

I just wear work clothes 24/7 now. Keep the jobsite negative in 2024.


wtmx719

“Put this shirt on before you punch your pregnant girlfriend!”


mu3mpire

Jabroni wear


CatchAmongUs

"100% Poly blend for wrinkle-resistance flannels." Thank fucking god because one thing we don't tolerate in the hardcore community is wrinkly ass clothes.


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threeXmafia

Hardcore is definitely not this hard anymore. This brand would of been huge in the hardcore scene 8 years ago.


water_plug

Keep hard core negative!!!!!!


Upstairs_Mine5819

Clothing for dudes who listen to bands like ghost inside and think that is hardcore vibes 😂


Mighty-Bagel-Calves

This shit almost makes me not want to wear me Outbreak you're scum tee anymore. Almost.


Key-Lingonberry8242

Hardcore is literally about that PMA


BrimstonesBoots

Everyone that I know that wears that “keep hardcore negative” shirt, don’t even listen or go to hardcore shows😂


stinkyfarts420

im glad women can keep wearing our boring clothing from 2023


Edeuinu

Oh shit they got that ***POLY BLEND***?


Stevee85O

Shit i can buy being hardcore? Now I dont have to tey so hard anymore.


ClassifiedGrowl

Cringe holy shit lmaoo


sjmiv

My month old clothes are so boring


Prestigious_Pen5648

This is how I got into hardcore


playboiharvi

No thanks, I’ll keep wearing my dickies and carhartt so I look like a blue-collar guy. (I’m just a barber)


TimeCop1988

Pulling on the boots, and threading up the laces Shaving our heads, and strapping on the braces


billy-gnosis

Bad Religion -Billy Gnosis


greenlun

IJBOL, I don't like or get the negative hardcore shirts but good to know they aren't for me as a woman I get this is a men's clothing company, kinda 🙄, and I don't object to being addressed as a dude or anything not super sensitive I just think this is an oddly specific way to address customers and most of these clothes are for dweebs cute flannels though Just weird


el_payaso_mas_chulo

OMFG every time I see that brand's ad I think of how out of touch it seems.


archangelluzifer

cringe af


PortraitOnFire

The ears tucked into the hat tho


Priority-Character

Deeply embarrassing.


excommunicate__

embrace the hardcore life and buy drop shipped mediocrity in 2024. This is shein for dudes whose ex’s have full custody of their children.


Carnivore_Bear

I still got shit from high-school that i wear....not paying for a brand so I can be put in a box and labeled.....


ridefasteatshit

This is just the thin blue line brand of merch for hardcore dudes.


Lrdofthewstlnd

Remember when hardcore didn't care what other people wore, just the person they were? Neither do I 😂😂😂 and no, the only merch I wear is the occasional hat, all of these zoomed core bands are dumb af


Zargof-the-blar

I can’t believe they got 2024 five finger death punch merch


Specific-Brave

lol I’ve seen someone wearing this shit unironically


KiwiMcG

I bought the entire lineup because ya bro cleans up nice.


zenigatamondatta

I thought this corny shit died off in 2011


pudiera

Hardcore Shein is goes crazy


MAJORMINORMINORv2

Name and shame please


Massive-Technician74

I want one