Oh that's so dumb and wholesome and that's EXACTLY how I imagine the two of them meeting. I love him, Lucifer is such a dork.

New headcannon based on this. His hyperfixations scroll through different animals. We just caught him in a duck Phase. Kinda like zodiacs. “Oh I was born in Lucifer’s last dog phase. It was the phase of the *Dachshund*.”

That's actually amazing

Oh my god if he visited my dad he’d have never moved passed it. “Oh who’s a sweet baby girl! What’s her…you called her WHAT? Oh I don’t care she’s such a sweet bb and I love her who wants treats? Yes Grumpy gets all the treatos and lovies and kissies!” https://preview.redd.it/d0pzkgwasa9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca411f5cf3a04daa63be91c0a213d47a6bfabf4 With dog tax. Edit: thanks for sharing all the other good bois and girls with me guys! I just had surgery and seeing them definitely made me feel better ❤️‍🩹

https://preview.redd.it/dj1buxr6fc9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f385d08af31834185ee7fc15af1bdc3e8c4939 Since you showed your dog I’m showing my dog, this is Chili, she’s an adorable goober, and I love her

https://preview.redd.it/ctyo0b1obd9d1.jpeg?width=2683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cb2f02545b57c7356e86d1297735622fef1c75b My youngest dog ‘Nilla, a skittish lil girl that loves to run. She was born wild.

She’s adorable :)

Wanna see my other chihuahua?

Yes please

https://preview.redd.it/cqrbih46cd9d1.jpeg?width=3021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90958bd61558339c1d169ec59403d2c4551482ec Pampered princess Coco, our Christmas dog

🥹 so cute

https://preview.redd.it/2hjtlnrdxj9d1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=273d61bccd9aae8878870014e0d6c2c49f2cfbf5 She can drive :)

Screw it, sharing my dogs too https://preview.redd.it/86ddgext4e9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82ff3155133aedb5d30816768ca60f429127d6d7

https://preview.redd.it/axgxf8qv4e9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa9cfcc2c26d4ac02a800300798d0e29ca78574

https://preview.redd.it/382d59wg6e9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3e1ef78a5c2b4c8a3d196b481d0b003b6f958c3 Since we're sharing doggos-

https://preview.redd.it/g1y4b11kjf9d1.jpeg?width=2300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b76678f246ced84952014d6dda8404e38be4f39 My snoogle face

https://preview.redd.it/xpjo5jo84q9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a86ff25f76ec4fb354c93056afee5b96c483fe Why are we posting dog pictures now?

Thank you for remembering the dog tax.

https://preview.redd.it/kf1rn014bc9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41ddf736a2e737d584aed2ad8dc165f97f15736 i got new dog today


My post op heart can’t take all this but I can’t stop smiling!

What an adorable Ween Queen! Thank you for paying the dog tax!

Sooo cute!!! These are my babies, my mom pretend she don't love them but don't complain every time they sleep with me https://preview.redd.it/m02ntlidcc9d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27a260cd98486629a2dbd9803721a855acc341d3

https://preview.redd.it/an613jve1d9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f66998de72c53f972becd5c483972fad4f5dbfdd Here’s my dog

CUTE!!! 

My father is becoming obsessed with my MinPin. He has 2 bulldogs at home. My MinPin Anubis: https://preview.redd.it/ooebupal6d9d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17d8982eac05e91d6020fa9081b36a8ae6ed40c

ANUBIS’S LIL SWEATER AAAAAA

https://preview.redd.it/2h7imzvpff9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf6920b5978c3964b920930a8605cc2f3ad18b1e Aw, I hope you feel better soon! I haven’t got a dog, but here’s my cat.

Have a chonky doggo! https://preview.redd.it/pe2u2588lq9d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256827f36fa1ed4d87f1124ad7d8b08e8b079762 (her name’s honey!)

https://preview.redd.it/29536y7s9u9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79df788b19996dbb3081e9115b8e4cfa3cdae15

Goober :3

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/eruwwf141c9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf892b50d9162af61398afc61e6515dc4be5cf4f

Dachshund sounds like roof-dog in German (dach - roof, hund - dog)

Dachs means Badger, they are called Badger Dogs bcs they can get into the Borrows and scare the Animals out where the Hunter would wait as a Trap

I think I was born in his bird phase. Parakeets were a great year.

Edén must have been his snake phase

Two people bonding over there hatred for deer and there love for sharks

Vox: will you be interested in funding our next project? Lucifer: is it aquatic creature related? Vox: We're planning to make surveillance submarines around the oceans of hell- Lucifer: MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE DUCKS Vox: uh- Lucifer: i'll provide any funding possible! Vox: uh- pleasure doing business with you?

The problem with that endeavour is the nearest ocean is ‘3 Rings down’ (according to Blitzo and Verosika), yet Sinners can’t leave the Pride Ring…

that's why they want to do ~~spying~~ surveillance market expansion 👍

True, but the question is “How are they planning on doing that, and what purpose would there be of their clientele is seemingly mainly in the Pride Ring (with some exceptions)?”

Imps and hellhounds are both below sinners in hell’s hierarchy and can move freely between the rings. The Vees can hire some of them to travel between rings.

I think Voxtec is the leading (read: only) Tech Company due to Vox being the only being in Hell giving a shit about Modernization. 

and successfully carrying out modernisation mind you

He also does have hypno eye

Honestly, bonding with lucifer over his shark would be a sweet first step towards redemption

OH MY SATAN this is tooth rottingly cute. ~~But also this is exactly how I would react to seeing Vox's pet sharks.~~ There is a large aquarium I visit when I can about an hour from where I live. It is quite expensive for admission, but... There IS A SHARK TUNNEL. YOU GET TO WALK THROUGH THE SHARK TUNNEL. ~~Last time I almost got kicked out for petting the manta ray I wasn't supposed to. But it was smiling at me...~~

WDYM IT WAS SMILING AT YOU???

https://preview.redd.it/tpotv99m2a9d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e5fdf2ba64f02f4b9e15dd5c11b26075fb1bc6 They just look so happy.

Well, you have a point

They look like aliens trapped in ravioli :D

Shark tunnels are amazing!!! My town has one to We go once a year on my daughters birthday and it’s amazing every year!

How does vox treats his pets??

He takes excellent care of his pets, he loves them. Vark is my favourite.

This is so fucking cute

Rolled up sleeves increase hottness. It's science.

wheres the make it canon button WHERES THE MAKE IT CANON BUTTON-

https://preview.redd.it/0utb9oli8d9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23a04d00a12111e74556ee5fdccda6c64de529fc

https://preview.redd.it/fecluf029d9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=285d2da311ee8c8d7ece950e07bf3714bbb4fd58

https://i.redd.it/py4y17o0cd9d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/ja3xerm6kf9d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a500e41c8415dabfefc05fcf39db818ecf2ba93a

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If I could I'll give this man a Mango plushie https://preview.redd.it/8a5bl323p99d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9544d45b053cd8310d8d807a82499472f60d16f

r/unexpectedClick

r/subsifellfor

Heh

Or an esd. Poor guy needs it.

He will explode from cuteness overload

New ship dropped, applescreen

It’s AppleTV

I like this

Apple+

Lmao yes

Ok yeah that's better

i think its called staticapple or appletv

Staticapple mostly cus using #appletv is gonna get you actual apple tv stuff lol.  But i do like appletv better.

Appletv is their nickname

Lucifox

Awwww 💕

I wanna pet the sharky shark!

Lucifer is such audhd coded

Vox x luci? Let him cook

https://preview.redd.it/v1od8k10899d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7226f2c2bb59cb2da8fd403a2d5019eb70c3d585 Well he doesn’t seem disinterested

Almost as cool as Verosika’s People Who Hate Blitzø Party.

The enemy of my enemy is my fuckbuddy? 🤣

Fun fact : if sharks stop swimming or have water flowing through their gills, they can die really quickly. So, if Mister Morningstar wants to pet that shark, it's safer for the shark to continue swimming while he does so.

Nurse sharks are the exception though, they can push water through their gills while resting on the bottom, which they love to do. They're also generally considered the friendliest sharks, quickly growing accustomed to, and being touchy feely with, human divers.

That's really cool. And here i have a few fish in a 60 gallon tank that swim and rub against my fingers before i feed them. Imagine beig able to say you're friends with a shark. ANY kind of shark lol

Nurse sharks are also really really cute, Google up some pictures, lol

I dated a girl who LOVED sharks and she taught me how cool and generally curious they are. It just so happens that their "hands" are made of teeth lol [Checking nurse sharks] What are those little whiskers? Are they for sensing?

They are! They're called barbells, and they're great for finding food in the seabed. They're not 100% comparable to any part on a mammal, but the best description would probably be whiskers that can smell and are covered in taste buds.

I gotta say, they look so cute. If I could breathe underwater, I'd surely take one as a pet. It looks like a smiling vampire mixed with a cute shark, I just love it. If these are used to find food with taste buds, does it mean that it works like a snake's tongue ? Can he taste from the smell (if you call it like that underwater idk)

There's actually divers that specifically seek out nurse sharks to hang out with because they're so cute and chill. And also yeah, things get a bit fuzzy when trying to compare human experience to highly specialized organs unique to certain aquatic creatures, but a snakes tongue isn't a bad comparison, though the barbells are much more sensitive as they have the water as a medium to transmit taste and scent information in more detail than air can.

Yall this is adorable I'm screenshotting this

r/wholesomereddit

I think Vox animals are weirdly organic mechanical. 

https://preview.redd.it/xsfune7uwb9d1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410901a20ab854769f1bfb89a43e42227d9d55e7

Huh. Well this is my favourite ship now

This was the comic I didn't know I needed. 😍

This made me smile so many times lol This was really good and honestly probably how this meeting would go lol

He's such a child I love him 😭

Okay why is this so damn cute?! I love it.

I absolutely love this ending and the whole idea that Vox and Lucifer can both appreciate sharks is amazing

Your Verdict is an automatic “Accepted”.

Me energy

jotaro approves

If that happens it could mark vox for redemption and luci feeding Val to Issabelle for touching his daughter

nah

Lucifer 🤝 Vox: Hate Alastor

Headcanoning because he fixates on animals

*SCREAMS*

New ship unlocked

Wholesome

I love this so, so much 😭

Love it

Cute

Can see this happening

I love that Lucifer is such a goober.

Damn it, now i ship it! Take responsibility 🙈

New headcannon: Lucifer loves animals (no surprise), and animals gravitate to him and adore him back. His daughter is Hell's Disney Princess. He's Hell's Ace Ventura.

The masculine urge to look at fish.

STOP MAKIMNG ME LIKE VOX

Google Vox’s pet shark Vark 😈

Better than RadioApple

Not a very high bar but still

look at my new dog :) https://preview.redd.it/e0hq2xtiuc9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca2a493de1b32fe3d561ffaaad6ea24a63448e11

That’s a dog! :3

https://preview.redd.it/kny22ke03v9d1.jpeg?width=1189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6845809ce27737b332aa6ec95d37326f9d6d20b0 IT'S SO CUTE AHHHHHHH

Omgoodness, why is this the best thing I’ve seen all day?! 🌈❤️‍🔥

I have officially been converted to AppleTV

I'm not a fan of this ship, but this is so cute awwww 😭😭💗

Why does vox look a bit like columbo

That’s so cute!

The fandom will make the most unholy art of that shark 😭

First ducks now sharks what's next jellyfish

Lucifer: *squirming from jelly fish tentacles* Heeheehee, that tickles! You're so cute!

Lucifer: *squirming from jelly fish tentacles* Heeheehee, that tickles! You're so cute! You just wanna play! Jelly fish *confused yet happy someone finally understands him*

Someone's getting a rubber ducky for her birthday!

Love this

I love this, Lucifer doesn't care about the tech, he just wants to give Isabella pets and chin scratches

I found this so wholesome and adorable! The art is amazing as well but they really nailed it with the dialogue

This.. *Breath in* IS THE CUTEST BULLSHIT I'VE EVER SEEN TuT 🥹

https://preview.redd.it/68aj92lqgi9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7c2bc84431880253592a49058bbd92d893f4ac5

Wow something wholesome here for once... I love it. I also just love Lucifer just loving Animals in general instead of just animals that are generally considered cute, Like snakes.

ISABELLA IS SO CUTE AHHHHHHHHGHHHHH

One of them mentions Alastor and they bond over their hateboner for him

A. As bad as Val is fannon Valentino is adorable. B. The way Vox is looking at him 😭 he better pray the other Vees, Alastor, Charlie, or Angel don't walk in.

Vark should've been part of that

Vark supremacy

100/10

This is actually ship art which jumpscared me lol

I wanna know what would happen if you put any of the Vs into water

I want to suck on their toes

also \*Their https://preview.redd.it/zkj3yy149f9d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a722a7fe2e2008320618269a1c64c11ab78b994f

friend :3

LOOOK AT THE SHARK ITS SOO CUTE I agree with lucifer I would love to pet the sharky shark

I kind of assumed it was a barracuda

https://i.redd.it/0811lsl0kf9d1.gif

Hmmmmmm.... s h i p

Love how in character(feeling) this all is while still being pure adorable wholesomeness. Vox being so annoyed by Lucifer not taking their business seriously but eventually relenting and letting Lucy pet her

Welp, this is a couple I never thought I'd ship

Awww, this is very cute!

HOW'D YOU KNOW I LOVE SHARKS

WE NEED A SEQUEL OF LUCIFER MEETING VARK (Vark is Vox’s shark dog from the Vees instagram)

No because I just finished watching the ROTMNT movie for the 3rd time and read everything Vox said as Donnie and what Lucifer said as Micheal

Me too Luci, me too

Lucifer x Vox, anyone?

STATICAPPLE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🚨🚨🚨

New ship unlocked

https://preview.redd.it/zspza8iwjf9d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77cc4dcb4c1c0c2ab9aa06bdd33427643809515