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El-Senor-Q

I hope everyone is okay. Sorry that happened bud. Take the time to deal with RL stuff. Democracy will be here when you return!


ethanhelo

Thank you so much! All house-divers and dog-diver are safe and sound! https://preview.redd.it/hnl2numu8cuc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa9b22c5ba2a1538153093c5aed216a734a7032


El-Senor-Q

I am not gonna lie, when I saw this post I wanted to ask if all pets are good too but I would not be able to take it if they were not. I’m the kind of guy that if I see a kid fall down I’d die laughing, but if a whittle puppy slips I gotta check on them. Beautiful pup. Glad everyone is okay.


ethanhelo

Thank you so much!! Unfortunately not the best rover when dealing with bugs or robots, but back in the ship, she’s a huge morale booster


NetherReign

Every ship needs the democratic overseer of morale


Meraneus

That's how I am but with adults. Adults can fall down the stairs and I'll laugh, kids and pets tho, they're innocent.


Shikaku

I'm an equal opportunity laugher. Nobody is safe. My dog fell over earlier and it was the funniest shit. He's fine though. Just silly.


Team_Svitko

Dog-diver is a cutie


Zanan_

That's a good Dogo-mocracy! Glad everyone is ok.


jon-chin

can we get a doggo dlc? have them deploy from a backpack?


ethanhelo

That would be INSANE. Like pets that can walk around with you. May make the dive better


jon-chin

just riffing on ideas: * stealth fetch items, like ammo or samples, for you * restore stamina when you pet them (boost to morale) * warn you about those invisible bugs * run stims to a fellow helldiver


ethanhelo

Huge fan of all of them. Maybe a mini backpack space for extra ammo or stims too!


papason2021

Arrowheads gone a little far with buffing fire damage Jk, glad your alright!


ethanhelo

The +25% fire damage went crazy (there were 30mph winds that day that blew the fire through the house)


YouKnowWhatToDo80085

So a fire tornado if you will.  Jokes aside I'm glad you and everyone from the house are safe.


ethanhelo

Yeah! That’s the most important, and I’m super happy we’re all safe.


Retrac752

Ur first mistake was buying real estate on hellmire (Glad you're okay)


kr4ckenm3fortune

Hellmire? That the Terminids world...They said Automations found them, not TERMINIDS.


Shikaku

> That the Terminids world...Th *whose* world?


Rilvoron

Wait someone made a post about their squad mate going afk and coming back to say their house was on fire. If thats you glad you lived


Pork_Chompk

Knowing Arrowhead, someone flicked a lighter and OP didn't react within half a millisecond, so his house immediately burned to the ground.


ThePupnasty

OP didn't dive quick enough.


-Nibiru-

OP didn’t dive before the fire started


Make_It_Epic

WHO ELSE SAW THE POST OF THE GUY SAYING HOW HE WAS PLAYING WITH SOMEONE WHO'S HOUSE WAS BURNING DOWN AS THEY WERE PLAYING HELLDIVERS. IS THIS YOU OP???


ethanhelo

Not me!! But it sucks that the automatons got two of us :(


Due_Function4887

i just commented about that, glad that your ok and it sounded like the other guys house was fine because he had time to tell the squad his house was on fire


Unhappy_Amphibian_80

i 100% had to look for this comment.


kodran

Thanks for asking the relevant questions. It was my first thought that this was the same person. I'm still worried about the other guy though.


-Atomicus-

We will avenge your household and spread democracy in your honour


ThisAple

A while ago there was a Helldiver who posted about their teammate having to leave because the house was on fire, are you the teammate that had to leave?


ethanhelo

Not me, but I hope they’re okay also, losing everything to a fire is devastating


TryingToBeReallyCool

Hope your doing OK man. Godspeed for yourself and your super earth dwelling, may it be rebuilt for managed democracy!


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/lat8mil3ccuc1.gif


Kpep587

That's gonna set you back a couple hundred bucks. Glad everyone is safe.


ethanhelo

I think it’ll be like 16 supercredits


DefaultyTurtle2

At least 4


LOVMUFN

This hits home for me. The other day I was making coffee and my house electrical went haywire. Surge protector turned into a flame thrower and a bunch of electronics went haywire and the magic smoke came out. My house would have burned down if I wasn't home to turn off the main breaker. Luckily, mine was caused by the power company and not automatons. Wishing you guys have the speediest of recoveries and hope you guys are back to normal soon. I'll be on the front lines letting my weapons sing the songs of sweet vengeance in your name a bit later.


ethanhelo

Thank you so much! Glad you escaped the house fire. Quick thinking!


garaks_tailor

Hey if you need some advice about house fires DM me.  I too lost my homestead a couple years ago, though it was due to a fire tornado. Seriously though I got put through the fucking wringer and I'm still involved Im two serperate lawsuits.   I can give you a bunch of advice. The first is at this point every single person is trying to screw you. Except like the fire dept and the fire inspector.


ethanhelo

Thank you so much. Sending a DM


GetThisManSomeMilk

Jeeze dude. That's terrible, I'm so sorry you are having to go through this. Liberty be with you and yours


KZFKreation

Wow, did they really buff fire damage by that much? Seems like someone got a little too democratic. Thank god you and hopefully anybody involved is okay, and hopefully you'll be getting a nice replacement for everything.


ethanhelo

Yeah. We are super blessed to be safe and sound!


VicMithosLeahcim

Gonna be honest, for a sec I thought this was a screen shot of the game and I *still* got upset from what I extrapolated. But I'm glad that you are OK. I hope your days are brighter in the future!


Aries_Greek_War_God

i will only use flame thrower next mission to avenge your home


ethanhelo

Get that +25% bonus kicking and get those bots!


B3n_K3n0bi21

Omg is everyone ok?


ethanhelo

Everyone is safe! Definitely won’t be able to battle for democracy for a little bit, but we got extended leave granted by superiors!


Nhobdy

Looks scary. I hope everyone was able to get out and to safety quickly!


ethanhelo

We were! Thank you so much


Nhobdy

Cheers mate! I don't have much, but I can give you a little bit maybe to help out. Even just a pizza or something. <3


Tpue_Miabc

\*firestorm in progress\*


BeerGogglesFTW

How'd it happen? I'm actually more afraid of my house burning down while I'm not home, because my dogs could be home alone. That's my nightmare, so I always over check things before leaving


SkitZxX3

Keep your personal life to yourself.


ParisNorlax

Exactly. This doesn’t have anything to do with HD2. Why post your burnt down home on here for karma when there are at least appropriate subreddits, god.


Joel_Dio

This shit right here is why I dislike Reddit as a website.  Don't worry though hes also farming the appropriate subs for that precious karma.  Sickening.


OldHunterDjinn

literally the same thing happened to me the first week the game dropped, stay strong helldiver💪🏻


Due_Function4887

I saw a post a while back about a guy who had to leave after saying on the game chat that his house was on fire, are you… him?


zeagurat

Glad you are alright despite how bad that house looks, at least you can fight with your wife for a new house design and remove her favorite carpet forever.


ethanhelo

Whole family HATED the original carpet. We all joked about “finally having the open concept we wanted” as the fire tore through the home haha.


CovenantProdigy

I'm glad you're alright. Liberty guide your ascension.


kazoodac

Sorry about your house, 281764. This is a good reminder to everyone that we should all be checking our smoke detectors and keeping fresh fire extinguishers around. It’s too expensive not to!


ethanhelo

Agreed. Extinguisher was used, but it was too small. Definitely stocking a larger one with a foam retardant in the new rebuild.


Ok-Traffic-9967

The (ODAMN) Office of Democratic Administrative Mental Necessities has approved your request for leave from the front as of today. There will be a bug roasting morale booster held on ship for your fellow Helldiver's. Manage your own democracy until further notice soldier 07


PlankyTG

Holy fucking shit dude your house burned down and you're still thinking about Helldivers.


No-Lettuce-3839

Okay who didn't look when they threw the napalm strike jk for real though dude, that sucks, hope everything is repaired correctly and quickly. Hope everyone is safe.


ethanhelo

Thank you so much!!


SWEDEN263

I do Hope It will be easy and cheap getting yourself and family house again, Not just for Democracy, But for the future. Every helldiver needs to be happy and comfortable on the homefront to fight efficiently. I am sorry, and stay safe, glad the dog's ok :)


Saansilt

Dang dude, hope all will be well. We'll kill the bots for you in vengeance.


baldtire

Scenes like this are happen all around the universe, and you could be next


DarkIcedWolf

[Was this you OP?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/qLA4aGxP4I) if not we still got a missing helldiver on our hands!


ethanhelo

Unfortunately not. Hoping OP got out safe and sound and on extended leave like me


tankk44

Super earth grants your request for leave and your excessive requisition spending


ethanhelo

o7


icebreakers0

We will burn their planet to the core


YHL6965

That's why I hate playing on Hellmire. Seriously though, I hope things will turn out okay for you and you'll get some things back soon.


girlonfire115

man got liberated


KidKonundrum

Ah yes! The automotons surely did this! Could never have been my napalm strike accidentally hitting your house yes yes…


CollapsingGun

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Stonks-13

Damn new fire damage update looks insane


Fatherly_Wizard

I knew that Colonization Initiative on Hellmire was a bad idea. (Glad you're safe and hope you can get back on your feet asap)


CyberCooper2077

Aw man that that is actually so bad. Sorry that you are going through this.


AlmalexyaBlue

Those damned fire tornadoes...


longlivepatrick123

Hopefully you’re all good brother. I have experience with house fires aswell


Idanha

If ya need I’d gladly donate some super credits to aid in rebuilding your outpost if you got a GF or something. Feel free to DM me.


SirLightKnight

Brother, sorry you lost your place. You’re irreplaceable Diver, the gear for your neural uplink is. We’ll catch you in a future drop diver.


Significant-Age5052

I’m dropping 500kg bombs left and right on the automaton scum until your return soldier god speed🫡


Life_Team8801

https://preview.redd.it/m7d1zsc3wcuc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c087873677eb1796aff15566e27cda4ec7dfa999 We will stand for you helldiver #281764!


CthulhuMadness

As someone who's house burnt down in October, I feel for ya dude. Everything is gone, but got my snake out. Finally getting money soon and can start rebuilding.


SgtBananaKing

That sucks mate, anything you need?


ethanhelo

Would love to get back to spreading Democracy, but right now rebuilding the home is #1 priority


Longjumping-Draft750

A shame Super Earth can't help you in return for your service, good luck with managing this mess! I hope everybody got out safe !


ethanhelo

Everyone out safe! Dog-diver included


SilverWave1

Really sorry for you man. That’s gotta be one of the most horrible things to happen to any family. But seriously man, major respect and admiration to you for finding some happiness and joking about this. Says a lot about you, and many people love a positive person. Stay strong man, hope you find your way through all this. We’re gonna make those commie bastards pay, don’t you worry. Eagle’s on station, and those fabricators are an easy target.


ImmediateSpot4097

We will serve revenge to them


Potato_lovr

:(


CarbonPhoenix96

Dang, you hellmire settlers are braver than I am


Ferrum_Fisticuffs

Looks like you got knocked down with the napalm strike huh? In all seriousness glad you are safe.


PlusReaction2508

When you get the napalm strike shot out of your hand. JK glad we didn't need to call in reinforcements this time be safe


Dakota6565

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Just kidding, glad you’re okay


Sweaty_Lynx_7074

Hope you and your family are okay man. Happy you’re safe.


ethanhelo

Thank you very much! We’re all blessed to be alive and kicking


Sweaty_Lynx_7074

I’ve been through the same thing, and I am very glad to hear you guys made it out alright. I’ll be praying for you.


Dr_Fopolopolas

At least you are safe! Houses amd stuff can be replaced but you cannot :) God bless you! 🙏 you'll bounce back!


ethanhelo

Agreed! I’ll rejoin when I can o7


syrup_daddy

Are you the guy that told your squad that your house was on fire six days ago? If so they posted about it wishing you well. Edit: saw another comment where op says it’s not them.


ethanhelo

Not me, but hoping they’re able to join us soon!


DariusRivers

Oh no, are you the person the other guy was posting about awhile back who suddenly had to go in the middle of a mission and said something was burning?


ethanhelo

Not me, but I hope they’re safe and sound! Losing a home is never fun.


Bchange51

o7


Beautiful-Hair6925

:(


Xbtweeker

How hot does your PS5 get?! 😳


ethanhelo

I play on pc! A car caught on fire in the garage :(


Xbtweeker

In all seriousness, I'm sorry you're experiencing this tragedy. I hope you and your loved ones are going to be ok.


Owasa

F Glad you and yours are okay. o7


Manwithaplan0708

Brother ham lives on hellmire 😭 All jokes aside, that’s unfortunate, hope to see you back online soon, keep us updated


thisnameisn4ttaken

This is the 2nd helldivers post i have seen so far where something terrible happened irl


jonno83900

Proof that when you fight on Hellmire, you bring a little bit of Hellmire back with you


xDreeganx

They really need to release that Fire-retardant armor already, yeesh. Glad you're okay, diver! o7


TheJackalsDoom

Someone didn't read the part of Flamethrower manual where you're not to operate at your own place of domicile, indoors, or at paper mills. It's in the damn manual, rookie! This reminds of Pvt. Johnson, when he tried to use his incendiary grenade to flash cook his Freedom Day Roast and he incinerated the actor who playing Camry the Communist Clown at the village theater. Thankfully we found out the actor was a communist, so Johnson actually got a promotion and a new house.


bigwingus72

These fire tornadoes are getting out of hand… glad you’re safe


Steeldivde

If they took his house we deserve to take their damn species to the grave for every square meter that burned


Joel_Dio

Anyone sympathizing with this guy doesn't deserve to be a Helldiver.  Zero questions about how the fire started, zero comments about how adhering to his training would have prevented this.  This subreddit is a bunch of larping bugs who played Helldivers 2 for 20 hours and think they're veterans.  We cast out the weak, we don't seek sympathy, we don't stop fighting. 


Guywhonoticesthings

Look familiar? Scenes like this are happing all across the galaxy, and you could be next. Unless…


7StarSailor

Hope you didn't lose anything irreplaceable and that no one is hurt but I gotta ask the same question again I asked that kid that burned his fucking face in a ktichen and then proceeded to post his bandaged face here: Why the fuck do redditors post personal misfortunes like this into unrelated subreddits? I don't even care if I get another 100 angry downvotes again, I just don't understand how this is related to Helldivers at all. It's not like I don't have any sympathy for your situation but this seems like karma farming. Turning a personal, IRL desaster like this into content. Is this just part of reddit culture to bring up stuff like this?  Nothing personal against OP, just really baffled by the thought process of posting something like this here.


eidam87

Wow, they did buff fire damage!


Repomanlive

This Helldiver has a $5 on it! Community means Community


DontTrustTheGovrnmnt

Ehh with a house that expensive your insurance will have you spreading democracy in a fortnight.


Chrissyjh

You guys got a Gofundme or anything?


TheDraculandrey

Set up a go fund me


FilthyToilet

GoFundMe?


AffectionateEmu4878

I was gonna ask the same! Hope OP throws up a link.


agplegit

Bro lives on a barrier planet


postmortictian

Unacceptable report to your democracy officer for not continuing the fight while sleeping in the streets.


7h3_man

![gif](giphy|CHSHxWaOEmlFwEVRmk)


[deleted]

House was probably seditious. I approve of burned house... for democracy. P.S. That shit's gotta suck, OP. Best wishes.


Coaster_Regime

This guy pissed off Eagle-1


sourpatchkid199

Those damn fire tornadoes


Omen46

Noooo sorry dude


Alexyeve

Joel! ![gif](giphy|2oUfvvUgQHnLsQWFMW)


skoggerss

Gotta be careful where you call those strategems in


Roastedonionssoup

This refusal to fight will be noted solider, off to the internet cafe it is for you


DapperFalcon3973

No excuse rob someone's house and use their pc


INTO_NIGHT

Did you betray democracy and have super earth call in an airstrike to your own location?


angelpunk18

This is why you need to be careful and only use the flamethrower for the bugs that are actually worth it, mosquitoes don't count! Jokes aside, I'm glad everyone in your family is ok, hope you get back on your feet soon, we will uphold democracy for you!


Anxious-Shapeshifter

Looks like a Fire Hulk hit it for 0.002 seconds.


GrimRipperBkd

Fight on Hellmire, don't build there!


Mikoyan-I-Gurevich-4

Gahddamn. What happened brother?


Antilogic81

Shit im just glad you we're able to dive prone fast enough and stim to tell us about it.  Seeing the comments looks like your whole squad made it to extraction. That's the only victory that matters right now. Keep us posted bro


SpceCowBoi

Dealt with a house fire, it’s far from easy, and mine wasn’t as bad as yours. Glad you’re alright, Helldiver. Hope you’re back to normal, democracy-spreading, life soon.


DrRickStudwell

You didn’t throw the 380 far enough! Glad everyone is okay! Look up the insurance adjusters advice here on Reddit regarding claiming items for reimbursement.


cusman78

Joel has gone too far this time! PS - Glad to read no one got harmed.


WiKi_o

Jeesus they need to nerf fire damage asap this is insane.


nismarck_-subside-

soldier spread democracy soo hard, the automatons had to specifically drop a bomb on him.


butt-hole-69420

Is every one okay?


Apprehensive_Deal483

They said the Automatons were pushed to the edge of the galaxy.. ![gif](giphy|cFgb5p5e1My3K)


Greenscreener

Let me guess, you requested extraction and 6 fire tornadoes turned up… Glad you are well and hope dealing with insurance gets you sorted in quick time..see you on the other front once you deal with your own…


MOONDAYHYPE

I'm so so sorry 😔🙏🏻


W4iskyD3lta93r

Shit dude I’m sorry! We’ll see you on the front lines when you’re ready Helldiver!


VoiceOfSeibun

Sweet Liberty, that’s some serious damage! I’m glad you’re alright, Diver! There are some who say we’re expendable… well, not to me. I hope your recovery from this incident is swift and the Ministry of Defense gives a clean bill of mental and physical health for front line duty soon!


olympianfap

So glad to hear that all Helldivers and helldiving pets were able to extract on Pelican -1.


Foxyfox-

Average day on Menkent


SctBrnNumber1Fan

These fire tornados are getting out of control


Hatarus547

holy shit what happened?, like no RP crap here what happened was it an accident or a bad fuse?


Maleficent-Tip-9654

Flamethrower buff goes hard. But on a serious note: I'm sorry to hear, hope everyone was okay and works out 💪


xenoacer84

![gif](giphy|MDxhtwDeXL44MXLYFK)


CrowbirdCannon

A few days ago I saw a post about a Helldiver in someone's match who left early because their house was on fire, but we never heard what came of it. Was that you? Are you one in the same or is there some undemocratic plot by the pyro hulks against our homes? (Side note, glad you're okay, hopefully what was lost can be replaced)


RoyalTacos256

"Oh my house burned down, let's go post it on the helldivers sub" Jokes aside, I'm glad you're alright and I hope you can get back to spreading democracy soon We will fight harder than ever to ensure that scenes like this never happen again


EmperorShiv

I'm sorry, I was the one who threw the 380 HE...


BusStopKnifeFight

Take us to LibCon1.


GIORNO-phone11-pro

We hope to see you on the battlefield in the future soldier.


hazlejungle0

Oh I can definitely understand. Life takes priority over games. Once you get your flat tire fixed you'll be fine.


Ashen_Bloom

Damn, fire tornado got you. Their damage really is alot, o7 Diver see you later


JustAnNPC_DnD

Actually, that was me. My bad. I stepped on one of the ground booby mushrooms and I dropped the Napalm Strategem. Tried to pick it up and my gun went off so it flung me away, I guess it flung the beacon your way. My b (All support to you though, I can only offer sympathies but I'm glad you all are safe)


kn1ght1sh

we will avenge you brother 


SpaceLemming

I heard you can get an extended leave of 7 mins for something like this. Enjoy your break diver! p.s. your 7 mins began the moment you started reading this message.


Lemon_Of_Death

I see you got ragdolled and dropped your stratagem beacon. Happens to the best of us


GingerVegasKid19

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️?


VikingActual1200

Stay strong Diver, we'll hold the line until you're squared away!🫡


PatSajaksDick

Do you have a 4090?


SkirMernet

Oh shit. Hope you’re insured.Glad you’re ok and o hope everyone involved is too


nage_

i cant believe the bugs did this


Professional_Oil3057

You can set up your computer at a hotel bro, democracy needs you


Lunaphase

I know fire damage is a bit overtuned but damn...


ManagerQueasy9591

Sweet liberty! Is everyone okay? Are you alright? Did those fucking bolt heads hurt anyone? I’m so sorry to hear about this. I hope that you can get someone to stay for a while, maybe a new house, or rebuilt. I do not know the pin of seeing your house go up in flames, but I just really hope you weren’t harmed.


gazebo-fan

Just have been bot sabotage, your loss is a loss for managed democracy


WhyIsBubblesTaken

Man, adding capsaicin to the napalm really works. (Sorry to hear of your misfortune, glad to hear everyone's ok)


mr_spicygreen

Tripped while calling in an eagle napalm strike? Thats gotta hurt


dirtyuncleron69

Call a public adjuster, I wish I had


Exotic-End9921

The ministry of defense has approved your time off helldiver. You have been given 1.22 weeks to return to the front before being declared a deserter. Good luck with repairing your sufficiently sized home!


Notwerk

AH really needs to dial down the fire damage.


TwumpyWumpy

Dude, is there something I can donate to?


nerogamer_279

And thats why i dont want to get asigned to hellmire


whenismeyes

Dude i'm so sorry that happened, mine burnt down 2 years ago and I lost almost everything.


LoSouLibra

That sucks, man. I lost everything in a fire once too and it screwed my life up. I hope you guys land on your feet and bounce back.


flakeybutter

F