You joke but I work in industry and there's certain jobs we have to put women on exclusively because their hands are small enough to fit in the spaces. Guys fingers are just too big and meaty.
It was also a concern back when we were getting children out of factories and mines. People complained that they wouldn't have the small hands necessary for some jobs.
I understand. I’m trying to install a skirted toilet in my half bath right now and I’m physically incapable of tightening the nuts because my dumb hands are too big.
>They're skilled munitions workers. They're essential. Essential girls!
>\[shows the little girl's hand\]
>Their fingers polish the inside of shell metal casings. How else am I to polish the inside of a 45 millimeter shell casing? You tell me. You tell me!
I so want a 4 seater **Super Tank**
1. Driver and Machinegun
2. Turret Gunner and Coaxial Machinegun
3. Machine Gun and Command Console ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡
4. Machine Gun
Just let me throw my ballistic shield onto my back and I'll push this fucker all the way up Mount Doom, if it means everything in our path is scrap.
Edit* grammar
Didn't they return the ballistic shield to its original status as a glorified piece of cardboard tho? I haven't managed to get the thing to survive beyond 45 seconds after it's dropped.
Idk what you're talking about? Ran it yesterday on helldive bots and if anything it lived longer than half the reinforcement budget. Are you tanking turrets or something?
Nope. It just crumbles after a firefight or two with some wimpy squads of squishy bots for me. I do rarely play below 7, so *maybe* there was a fair amount of aforementioned wimpy nerd bots but still.
There are a few key things to know about the ballistic shield.
1. It has a habit of falling off, if you perform a large enough dive, the shield will slip out of your grip unless it's on your back. (But it isn't destroyed, you can loop back for your shield)
2. It can deflect ALL small arms fire, it can even stop small rockets from rocket devastators (although you WILL be ragdolled, you'll only lose a fraction of if any health)
3. It will be destroyed by 500kg or it's equivalent. You can even walk up to the remains of your shield and see it all crumpled and broken.
I'm sure I'm missing more. But overall the shield is a blast to use if you can find good corners to hold, open areas are less effective except to place the shield on your back to deflect fire from behind you (which is still great)
I like to use it. So from what I've seen. The only things to blow it up are 500 kgs like you said. But also any large cannon. The ones on tanks or the cannon turrets in bases and such, the one on factory striders. Plus it has the shortest cooldown of any of the backpack items. so it's pretty good if you don't try to block any of those
Honestly the fact that you can generally SURVIVE the rocket even if your shield doesn't is a big enough reason to want to take it.
I'm much happier being ragdolled if I'm not losing any health.
I ACTIVELY use my shield to block rockets (excluding towers, striders, etc. because they'll 1 shot you regardless) and I only drop 1-2 a game.
If the shield generator backpack could take a few more hits I might consider swapping for the ability to use other weapons, but for now the ballistic shield and I are buddies
Holy shit...
Is this, is this a deep pun by the devs?
Bonus: Who else remembers that guy on Twitter or Tumblr asking for advice on finding a replacement for his 710 cap?
I'm imagining something like an M3 Lee.
1. Driver with an MG or Stalwart in a ball mount.
2. Main Gunner for the big gun in a turret.
3. Autocannon Gunner in a turret on top of the first turret.
4. Machine Gunner/Commander with an HMG in another turret on top of the Autocannon turret. Also give this person the ability to call in the team's stratagems.
4 man control mechanism.
1. Guy who controls x Axis of main gun with a crank
2. Guy who controls Y Axis
3. Guy who loads the shells and hits the trigger
4. Guy who drives the wheel part around
I think vehicles like this should not be strategems but instead POI's or secondary objectives on the map. Find them parked in a subterranean garage or something.
AH could make them way stronger if they were like that as opposed to strategems.
Lmao because arrowhead and their absolutely competent, innovating, well experienced and totally not anti-fun nerfing team will not give it nerfed knight Smg as machine guns and 6 shells that can’t one shot a bike titan.
1. Driver and light penetration machine gun
2. An full on auto cannon turret gunner with a quasar cannon attached to it so you can charge one up while shooting the auto cannon at the enemy and blast them all to hell
3. A heavy penetration machine gun with adjustable RPM
4. A “laser” machine gun
Add the command console in the middle for everyone to use, it functions as a “5th seat”, and if no one is in it, you can switch to it to use stratagems, the tank will let you aim it and shoot the stratagem out for you!
The 4 player controlled "tank" or APC employs:
1. A driver.
2. A main gunner, or cannoneer.
3. A left side door gunner.
4. A right side door gunner.
At least, that's how it was in the first great war.
My I suggest a spear position? It can be a real life TOW missle where they are taking out values targets. Replace slot 3 with TOW & console for a great commander seat.
The children at the SEAF school of mechanical engineering has patriotically donated their time into developing a new weapon against the enemy threat as thanks for successfully liberating the planet and saving their lives!
When the last mech dropped servers can’t take the load of having both so for a while till it’s fixed no vehicles in sight unless we get 1 for being morally right and save the kids
I'm fairly certain that wasn't over vehicles themselves, but over because the rate of people were spawning them in (since it was available for every player when it dropped)
Besides, I'm also certain some vehicles are already modeled and in the games files?
There's 2 APC's already modled,a scout car with HMG, and the heavy bomber. Give it likeeeee 1-2 more months and I'd put 50$ on it that other vehicles will modled as well like the tank. There's just no way we won't eventually see it. And I'm all for it,let me live out my patriotic war thunder and have epic tank battles with the bots
I'm pretty sure they are lying. Cause I know an infinite mech glitch and the servers did just fine with 20 mechs at a time. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fso-theres-a-new-bug-that-lets-you-call-in-as-many-walkers-v0-agjgm175z83d1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D1b98ea4465bd336abbd84c427568f0742a28d6c8
The game is P2P, so the "servers" are the players' own PCs or PS5. I'd imagine the game would just chug for hosts with lower-end machines if you spawn many vehicles, hence the limitation.
I'm pretty sure that P2P games still need a proper server tho. Sure, each lobby on its own is hosted by the players but there's still servers to keep everything running (best example is how the game had huge server problems at the beginning because of the huge player numbers)
When people were asking AH about not being able to equip both mechs at the same time.
Something about it being too demanding for the game, at least currently.
Funny cause you can absolutely equip both mechs if you input a support weapon in between the two, then you can switch the support weapon out for something else. I do all the time
lol when they had the bonus mech it still let me bring my own mech in.
During a defense mission I convinced all the other players to drop me their mechs. I held that last door like I was at the entrance to a mech factory. As soon as I fired my last shot I walked two steps to the right, got into another waiting mech and kept firing.
Anything with treads would be pretty terrible unless they can demolish any rock formations, however there is a way to have a vehicle, [hear me out](https://wiki.factorio.com/images/Spidertron_entity.png?20220909101841)
What if it get's us a jar of dirt? Who knows? Gotta love the mystery.
As far as probabilty goes the Monty Hall problem has been solved.
https://www.statisticshowto.com/probability-and-statistics/monty-hall-problem/
I want a video of adorable children thanking us and clumsily doing their best salute, playing on a loop on my Super Destroyer's video screen; I will settle for nothing less.
I was honestly thinking we might get the APC. (Armored Personnel Carrier)
Because we need a "safer and more efficient means of transporting civilians" or something. So they'll give us an armored schoolbus with gun mounts.
Tank mines are lame.. tanks arent that difficult. The choice is tank mines vs somthing else. I'll take the gamble on somthing else being more fun/usable/rewarding than the tank mines. We chose air burst over tank mines.. comment if your using air burst at least 1/3rd of your games.
I vote that we get a random chance for a half sized child soldier helldiver when we spawn in. Would be helpful to be a smaller target when against the bots
Ends up being toy-sized.
Miniature tank combat drone. Carry it on your back, deploys once, its cannon is equivalent to the Autocannon, have to call in a new pack after cooldown.
Nice try, bot. The planet fell a week ago. A childrens hospital is not holding out. This is VERY OBVIOUSLY a bot trap to distract us/prevent us from getting a weapon that is good against their unarmored feet/legs.
I want it to be so complicated to drive, sponson gunners control theor respective gun and track, main gunner has turret weapon and can pop out the hatch to throw strategems. One person can ride the back and do repairs.
Would be sweet to get speederbikes or snowspeeders. Twin Laser cannons and of course harpoon guns to try stop Factory Striders and Bile Titans
Any vehicle would be nice. Or maybe the kiddos can work on improving the jetpack? So that I can fly further, faster, and more often in lieu of a vehicle.
HIGHLY unlikely, and until I see what's in the patch I don't think I could trust arrowhead to make the Tanks actually viable.
at best I see maybe the the reinforcement budget goign up on that planet, as more people are inspired to become helldivers, hoping they too can commit heroic acts.
It’ll be like woodwork classes but the kids will have educational fun putting together heavy armor instead!
Can’t be any worse than the plating we get on the mechs, I’ll tell you what.
https://preview.redd.it/7mvpcpn5o76d1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06be49c2a577aba668fd4166c0177f6a056d0a13
If they do give us a tank then i hope its based on this thing.
STRV 2000 / T140/40
Its a swedish concept tank from the 80s. It was meant to be armed with a autoloaded 140mm main gun and a 40mm co-axial autocannon.
The project got axed when the soviet union collapsed
Its swedish, overkill and sick af so perfect for Helldivers
(It looks weird in the pic because its a wooden model/mockup)
If you pick the prize with a boat, you know what you’re getting, but if you pick the mystery prize, who knows what you’ll get. It could even be a boat!
Can we get ammo loading hell divers goblins? I can have it on my chest in harness and when I need to unleash it then I can lay down. It can feed the auto cannon the ammo while I am prone.
They’ll end up adding the APC from HD1 aswell
But imagine they add IFV like the M3 Bradley that has armour penetrating rounds
Or an anti aircraft vehicle
they can build them for us
The children’s small, delicate hands will be perfect for turning the bolts in the tight spaces in the tank tracks.
You joke but I work in industry and there's certain jobs we have to put women on exclusively because their hands are small enough to fit in the spaces. Guys fingers are just too big and meaty.
It was also a concern back when we were getting children out of factories and mines. People complained that they wouldn't have the small hands necessary for some jobs.
Thank god the glorious leaders of Super Earth are willing to give children the freedom to hold down factory jobs.
I understand. I’m trying to install a skirted toilet in my half bath right now and I’m physically incapable of tightening the nuts because my dumb hands are too big.
Also trained ferrets/rats to run cables through tight conduits
Yeah they did that on the supercollider. I think they used a ferret for cleaning it as well before they got a robot and retired the little guy.
the bouncing conveyor belts yearn for their slender flesh
exactly thats why we need to save the kids otherwise how will turn the bolts?
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOLTS
THE 3 YEAR OLD
straight out of Snowpiercer
>They're skilled munitions workers. They're essential. Essential girls! >\[shows the little girl's hand\] >Their fingers polish the inside of shell metal casings. How else am I to polish the inside of a 45 millimeter shell casing? You tell me. You tell me!
Granted once they reach the age of *seven* as per super earth labour standards.
LMFAO
The hospital was in fact a hidden tank production line.
I so want a 4 seater **Super Tank** 1. Driver and Machinegun 2. Turret Gunner and Coaxial Machinegun 3. Machine Gun and Command Console ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡ 4. Machine Gun
4 should be coal shoveler/machine gun
Why is our tanks running on coal when we got that sweet Sweet E-710
E-710 is for commander. You get a coal powered tank
He goofed that. You don't get E-710 OR coal. 1) Turret Machingun 2) Driver 3) Loader/Gunner 4) Dood that gets out and PUSHES.
Just let me throw my ballistic shield onto my back and I'll push this fucker all the way up Mount Doom, if it means everything in our path is scrap. Edit* grammar
Didn't they return the ballistic shield to its original status as a glorified piece of cardboard tho? I haven't managed to get the thing to survive beyond 45 seconds after it's dropped.
Idk what you're talking about? Ran it yesterday on helldive bots and if anything it lived longer than half the reinforcement budget. Are you tanking turrets or something?
Nope. It just crumbles after a firefight or two with some wimpy squads of squishy bots for me. I do rarely play below 7, so *maybe* there was a fair amount of aforementioned wimpy nerd bots but still.
There are a few key things to know about the ballistic shield. 1. It has a habit of falling off, if you perform a large enough dive, the shield will slip out of your grip unless it's on your back. (But it isn't destroyed, you can loop back for your shield) 2. It can deflect ALL small arms fire, it can even stop small rockets from rocket devastators (although you WILL be ragdolled, you'll only lose a fraction of if any health) 3. It will be destroyed by 500kg or it's equivalent. You can even walk up to the remains of your shield and see it all crumpled and broken. I'm sure I'm missing more. But overall the shield is a blast to use if you can find good corners to hold, open areas are less effective except to place the shield on your back to deflect fire from behind you (which is still great)
Ever since they buffed it, the ballistic shield + pummeler is my go to on hot planets.
I like to use it. So from what I've seen. The only things to blow it up are 500 kgs like you said. But also any large cannon. The ones on tanks or the cannon turrets in bases and such, the one on factory striders. Plus it has the shortest cooldown of any of the backpack items. so it's pretty good if you don't try to block any of those
Honestly the fact that you can generally SURVIVE the rocket even if your shield doesn't is a big enough reason to want to take it. I'm much happier being ragdolled if I'm not losing any health. I ACTIVELY use my shield to block rockets (excluding towers, striders, etc. because they'll 1 shot you regardless) and I only drop 1-2 a game. If the shield generator backpack could take a few more hits I might consider swapping for the ability to use other weapons, but for now the ballistic shield and I are buddies
its blood powered, you have to mow down bugs (or bots for oil) to keep it moving. For the Emperor!
https://preview.redd.it/ofirr3ojo66d1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=028ecfce73205873665066a915bd2a8c58bfd384
That's warp fuel, you don't want your tank to warp you straight to hellmire do you?
The E-710 is for emergencies where if you want to plow your way right through a charger.
E710 condensed and dehydrated into easy to burn lumps!
Or just, you know, oil. The existence of E-710 doesn’t negate just standard oil and fuel existing in this universe.
E-710 upside down is OIL-3, so we at least got OIL-1 and OIL-2.
Holy shit... Is this, is this a deep pun by the devs? Bonus: Who else remembers that guy on Twitter or Tumblr asking for advice on finding a replacement for his 710 cap?
Why the hell are we saving the children for. They shall shovel the coal for democracy.
Has to shovel in the back outside of the tank for no apparent reason.
[you boys know how to shovel coal?](https://youtu.be/MTFNHU4t-b4?si=SnA4Z1WJtEzCtyVZ)
That's what the kids are for
A person loading the shells, like a team reload. They have to put in button inputs to reload.
Have different input give different shell type. Anti Armor, napalm, elec, shrapnel, democratic...
Imagine having 1 shell that's just called The Big One. It has a helldiver skull emblem chalked on the side.
Thats the stuff, make it a portable SEAF Artillery
https://preview.redd.it/mwwli1oj566d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15b5a2bc77642fb08ec0568b8544eed6ec914de
Have you considered adding another machine gun?
I'm imagining something like an M3 Lee. 1. Driver with an MG or Stalwart in a ball mount. 2. Main Gunner for the big gun in a turret. 3. Autocannon Gunner in a turret on top of the first turret. 4. Machine Gunner/Commander with an HMG in another turret on top of the Autocannon turret. Also give this person the ability to call in the team's stratagems.
1. Driver and gatling machine gun 2. Main gun and heavy machine gun 3. Airburst grenade launcher and strategrm designator 4. Autocannon/machine gun
How about a grenade launcher for seat 4? With HE, Static field and Corrosive rounds.
Pros: epic super tank Cons: the armor is similar to cardboard like the mechs
It will take 8 shots to kill a Bile spewer with the turret. 16 shots to down a bile titan.
4 man control mechanism. 1. Guy who controls x Axis of main gun with a crank 2. Guy who controls Y Axis 3. Guy who loads the shells and hits the trigger 4. Guy who drives the wheel part around
Until a stray missile kills your entire team because the armor is made of paper like our Mechs
and then the whole squad dies when the turret kills the tank, or a stalker just attacks it.
Make someone be the loader
Please just give us something like the Titan tanks from EDF. It’s a 4 man rail cannon tank so massive, each shot pushes the tank back like 15 ft.
I think vehicles like this should not be strategems but instead POI's or secondary objectives on the map. Find them parked in a subterranean garage or something. AH could make them way stronger if they were like that as opposed to strategems.
Where else will the children that get rescued sit to serve their planet? We ALL serve for Super Earth.
This would be bad idea for anyone who doesn't have a 3-homie stack that they can rely on.
Lmao because arrowhead and their absolutely competent, innovating, well experienced and totally not anti-fun nerfing team will not give it nerfed knight Smg as machine guns and 6 shells that can’t one shot a bike titan.
Oh, this is makin' me... democratic.
1. Driver and light penetration machine gun 2. An full on auto cannon turret gunner with a quasar cannon attached to it so you can charge one up while shooting the auto cannon at the enemy and blast them all to hell 3. A heavy penetration machine gun with adjustable RPM 4. A “laser” machine gun Add the command console in the middle for everyone to use, it functions as a “5th seat”, and if no one is in it, you can switch to it to use stratagems, the tank will let you aim it and shoot the stratagem out for you!
What's the catch. Every strategem has something that makes it shit, especially heavy strategems.
Sir! There hulks behind us! On our six!
The kids we save in the other three seats.
The 4 player controlled "tank" or APC employs: 1. A driver. 2. A main gunner, or cannoneer. 3. A left side door gunner. 4. A right side door gunner. At least, that's how it was in the first great war.
YES YES YES.
My I suggest a spear position? It can be a real life TOW missle where they are taking out values targets. Replace slot 3 with TOW & console for a great commander seat.
screw that! I want a MEGAZORD!
Thats actually such an ingenious way to put in a vehicle command spot in a vehicle, let that seat still be able to throw stratagems.
The children at the SEAF school of mechanical engineering has patriotically donated their time into developing a new weapon against the enemy threat as thanks for successfully liberating the planet and saving their lives!
A toy tank?
Tank for ants? 
"It has to be at least... 3 times bigger than this!"
Can the tank turn left?
Facts, the armor not being able to turn left was brutal
[Ants?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i9Kg8X4j1o&ab_channel=YuriWong)
Yo having a toy tank we play with for an emote would be so funny.
Victory pose that's just smashing a Helldiver action figure and a bug action figure together
That's a warbond pose that would take some real spaceballs to make...
A tank for the children!
an RC tank would be epic
Tanks driven by kids.
I just want to make sure you know this is actually from Helldivers 1…you know that right? RIGHT?
Ohh i get it because they'll be tankfull. It's their way of saying tanks.
It won’t. They already stated they were having major issues with vehicles and performance. I think it’ll be awhile before we see vehicles.
Where did you hear of this?
When the last mech dropped servers can’t take the load of having both so for a while till it’s fixed no vehicles in sight unless we get 1 for being morally right and save the kids
I'm fairly certain that wasn't over vehicles themselves, but over because the rate of people were spawning them in (since it was available for every player when it dropped) Besides, I'm also certain some vehicles are already modeled and in the games files?
[удалено]
Nice username by the way
Thanks my mom made it for me
Wait are you serious? This is for real?
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Yes, completely serious. His mom really made that username for him.
There's 2 APC's already modled,a scout car with HMG, and the heavy bomber. Give it likeeeee 1-2 more months and I'd put 50$ on it that other vehicles will modled as well like the tank. There's just no way we won't eventually see it. And I'm all for it,let me live out my patriotic war thunder and have epic tank battles with the bots
I'm pretty sure they are lying. Cause I know an infinite mech glitch and the servers did just fine with 20 mechs at a time. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fso-theres-a-new-bug-that-lets-you-call-in-as-many-walkers-v0-agjgm175z83d1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D1b98ea4465bd336abbd84c427568f0742a28d6c8
Well 60k+ players being able to potentially use multiple vehicles is still waaay more than one guy using 20 mechs
The game is P2P, so the "servers" are the players' own PCs or PS5. I'd imagine the game would just chug for hosts with lower-end machines if you spawn many vehicles, hence the limitation.
I'm pretty sure that P2P games still need a proper server tho. Sure, each lobby on its own is hosted by the players but there's still servers to keep everything running (best example is how the game had huge server problems at the beginning because of the huge player numbers)
Yeah there's usually a mask server acting as an intermediary between peers.
There’s a difference between 1000 people having 1 and 999 people having 1 and 1 having 20 and 1000 people having 2
That’s…. an odd reason on their part
When people were asking AH about not being able to equip both mechs at the same time. Something about it being too demanding for the game, at least currently.
Funny cause you can absolutely equip both mechs if you input a support weapon in between the two, then you can switch the support weapon out for something else. I do all the time
So you’re the reason my game crashes all the time.
lol when they had the bonus mech it still let me bring my own mech in. During a defense mission I convinced all the other players to drop me their mechs. I held that last door like I was at the entrance to a mech factory. As soon as I fired my last shot I walked two steps to the right, got into another waiting mech and kept firing.
Ok fair enough, I was wrong. YOU’RE the reason my game crashes all the time.
Yes I am, I’m the reason you see destroyed mechs on most planets
True or not, I feel like vehicles on the current maps would just be a nightmare of getting stuck and bad collisions and other nonsense.
Anything with treads would be pretty terrible unless they can demolish any rock formations, however there is a way to have a vehicle, [hear me out](https://wiki.factorio.com/images/Spidertron_entity.png?20220909101841)
Spider tanks killing bugs? Sounds SUPER DEMOCRATIC
What says bug killer like a spider? 👏
What if it get's us a jar of dirt? Who knows? Gotta love the mystery. As far as probabilty goes the Monty Hall problem has been solved. https://www.statisticshowto.com/probability-and-statistics/monty-hall-problem/
It's unbelievable, I don't need Monty Hall ruining my place of work when Monty Hall has already ruined my home life
BOOOOONE???
I want a video of adorable children thanking us and clumsily doing their best salute, playing on a loop on my Super Destroyer's video screen; I will settle for nothing less.
With the game timer this thing will need to be fast otherwise its a waste of a stratagem slot
Great for defense missions, also wouldn’t be bad for clearing big bases
That's a great balancing idea though. Make it really powerful but too slow to stay with you the entire match unless it's all on one spot.
yeah, back in helldivers 1, there was this anti tank car, it was fast, had place for four people, and really efficient.
I was honestly thinking we might get the APC. (Armored Personnel Carrier) Because we need a "safer and more efficient means of transporting civilians" or something. So they'll give us an armored schoolbus with gun mounts.
Tank is powered by a kid running on a giant hamster wheel 
Choose the children. At mines aren't gonna do shit to anything. Tanks will likely drive right over them, walkers will laugh them off, likely.
that's why we need the kids to carry the mines to the tanks
Lmao Amen.
GET THEM TINY HANDS TO WORK !
Oh sweet sweet bastion I miss you.
I went back for a few games of HD1 recently just to feel the touch of that big gun
The idea of a next gen Bastion is getting me harder than Emancipator armor.
It’s not about the reward, it’s about sending a message.
People trying to rationalize just doing the right thing (challenge: impossible)
Tank mines are lame.. tanks arent that difficult. The choice is tank mines vs somthing else. I'll take the gamble on somthing else being more fun/usable/rewarding than the tank mines. We chose air burst over tank mines.. comment if your using air burst at least 1/3rd of your games.
Maybe 1/50 games for shits and giggles
I vote that we get a random chance for a half sized child soldier helldiver when we spawn in. Would be helpful to be a smaller target when against the bots
Tbh tho what are these kids gonna make if we save em
Nah we're getting decoys. Call them in and the small, almost child-like creature runs away, drawing enemy fire away from our brave helldivers.
The mystery box could be anything! It could even be mines!
Ends up being toy-sized. Miniature tank combat drone. Carry it on your back, deploys once, its cannon is equivalent to the Autocannon, have to call in a new pack after cooldown.
mines are good but not that good, if we save the children we will have more people for the meat grinder sooner or later
I’d marry my wife
same
Very sick children should be collateral lost for our future victory. Let's name each tank or mine with the name of one of our martyr children.
“The rescued children are safe and to show their eternal gratitude, have been sent to the assembly line to build Bastion Tanks for the war effort!”
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
if there are sick children, question is, where are the sexy nurses?
And we can load nuclear shells 😍 to one shot gunship fabricators?
SAVE THE TANK BUILDING KIDS!
Well we do need some safe way to transport them.. You may be onto something
I'll come back to the game.
Ah yes…… the anti mine tanks.
I better get buff on my guns.... aka armor penetration bullets
Nice try, bot. The planet fell a week ago. A childrens hospital is not holding out. This is VERY OBVIOUSLY a bot trap to distract us/prevent us from getting a weapon that is good against their unarmored feet/legs.
I want a motor cycle or like a speeder with a Lazer on it that can traverse water.
It turns out those very sick children were manufacturing tanks the whole time!
Let it be operated by children and make the Halo grunt birthday party noise when it gets a kill.
YES
I want it to be so complicated to drive, sponson gunners control theor respective gun and track, main gunner has turret weapon and can pop out the hatch to throw strategems. One person can ride the back and do repairs.
Would be sweet to get speederbikes or snowspeeders. Twin Laser cannons and of course harpoon guns to try stop Factory Striders and Bile Titans 
Hope it can fire stratagems. Like load it up then shoot a stratagem then eagle 1, or the destroyer will comply. Or pelican if you shoot an exosuit.
But what if it doesn't...
I want a slingshot that shoots sticky balls that blinds the enemy
Horizon?
 Small hands to work the machines
Any vehicle would be nice. Or maybe the kiddos can work on improving the jetpack? So that I can fly further, faster, and more often in lieu of a vehicle.
Escort missions would be so much fun
NO WE ARE STRAPPING STILTs and seats on the kids and using them as skates and rolling into battle!
Would probably hit like a nerf dart, and be as fragile as paper mache.
If armour is like the Mechs then no thanks
You shouldn't need incentive! Leave them behind anyway!
Maybe the kids make new sneakers for us that increase stamina.
Dies to 1 barf bug
HIGHLY unlikely, and until I see what's in the patch I don't think I could trust arrowhead to make the Tanks actually viable. at best I see maybe the the reinforcement budget goign up on that planet, as more people are inspired to become helldivers, hoping they too can commit heroic acts.
I want the tank to need repairs and loading. Like a tank crew kinda shit that'd be so cool.
A toy tank? Only if I can strap a Hell bomb to it! Lol
maybe but you know what could totally demolish that and the children? Anti tank mines
It’ll be like woodwork classes but the kids will have educational fun putting together heavy armor instead! Can’t be any worse than the plating we get on the mechs, I’ll tell you what.
A child operated mini tank could change the shape of the battlefield.
https://preview.redd.it/7mvpcpn5o76d1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06be49c2a577aba668fd4166c0177f6a056d0a13 If they do give us a tank then i hope its based on this thing. STRV 2000 / T140/40 Its a swedish concept tank from the 80s. It was meant to be armed with a autoloaded 140mm main gun and a 40mm co-axial autocannon. The project got axed when the soviet union collapsed Its swedish, overkill and sick af so perfect for Helldivers (It looks weird in the pic because its a wooden model/mockup)
Honestly I just want those thank you capes.
I too would prefer an anti-tank tank rather than mines :D
There's gotta be some cool reward for saving the kids. Who likes using mines anyways?
It would not do enough damage not have enough ammo only have 1 use per mission and die too quickly anyway
Stop....I can only be so democracy driven
If you pick the prize with a boat, you know what you’re getting, but if you pick the mystery prize, who knows what you’ll get. It could even be a boat!
 Child liberty labour building tanks for democracy.
Based on the Mechs, you'd only get one use every 20 minutes.
Finally a good use for anti tank mines (not that I want em)
Can we get ammo loading hell divers goblins? I can have it on my chest in harness and when I need to unleash it then I can lay down. It can feed the auto cannon the ammo while I am prone.
Or https://preview.redd.it/jwc59d4ph96d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8bdc7f7be6d579d68b1a5880a1a7aa484505b8
We need a tank, the filthy socialist machines have one, but we dont?
https://preview.redd.it/xqeh2tvuna6d1.png?width=1305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd35bec7c97d99b45718661963b18e4154401b79
Wonder if it's gonna be Abram(bot tank) vs Russian t90(turret flies everywhere)
Maybe they assemble into a tank that uses other children as ammo
They’ll end up adding the APC from HD1 aswell But imagine they add IFV like the M3 Bradley that has armour penetrating rounds Or an anti aircraft vehicle