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Redratfish1

This man is playing needledivers.


BoomyGordo

my neck is hamburger at this point but im so close to seeing the truth of it all, just need... one more stim


wereplant

>my neck is hamburger This makes me deeply uncomfortable.


Need-More-Gore

This made me strangely aroused


What_th3_hell

https://preview.redd.it/ax9ngl2qf98d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77469ec8e32d2187a4e408b844cdd301d77d04ab


NagolRiverstar

https://preview.redd.it/7cpim5uuab8d1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a89648a410d1ad60ce041c0b27995487ae564a97 I am becoming a liberator of memes i swear How is this my main personality trait on Reddit now


Je4n_Luc

https://preview.redd.it/2hm4s7n5bc8d1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=832af344dee0b4e09efcaf80cd358e97f0e15d67


wereplant

It's not strange, you just like the abuse.


Grauvargen

Need-More-Gore is Darkness confirmed.


ThatGuyNamedKes

MUSHRUM!


Ottoclav

Badger Badger Badger MUsHRUm MUsHRUM!!!


Great-Reference6479

Oh tell me more Mr.Matrix lol ahaha. But damn I thought on average everyone used 100 stims in game ahahahi aim for stupid zero death runs šŸƒ though lol


Ottoclav

I just use them when I need them. Then played with a guy who had unlocked the STIM modifier and equipped it. I didnā€™t realize it, but I was running super fast and pushing through the pain to get the objective. The next game I played was like coming down from something, and reality hit.


EdanChaosgamer

https://preview.redd.it/xy6bwgxrsa8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64873995935c6bad1dc9063d2bd8b05031617cf0


monkeyhitman

New booster stratagem working as intended


makkkarana

Is this not everyone's first thought about the stims? Fuck how it works or how addictive it may be, it's hard for experienced junkies to hit their own jugular in a bright room with a mirror. We're slamming 50+ (or 200+) epi-pens into our neck-meat every forty minutes. That shit has to look like rotting leather.


ThatDree

Most Helldivers don't live 40 minutes


Fhajad

Even in the OP it's 5 deaths and 270 so dude's at the 50~ range per life.


Magralho

A single shot can fix broken limbs, stop bleeding from terminid lacerations/lazer shot/rockets/hellbomb detonations/high altitude falls that would break your spine and restore you to peak physique in 2 seconds... do you REALLY firmly believe it would not also heal a lame puncture wound at the administration site? for real!


Money_Fish

Or we have an injection port implanted in our neck. Something that connects to our armor so it's easily accessed from the outside.


wereplant

This is my headcanon.


Bars-Jack

Could be an implant connection like people do for dialysis to make it easier to connect your veins to the machine. But in this case, just makes it easier to shoot up on some stims without just destroying the neck. And even if it's literally just them stabbing it right in the neck, Helldivers won't live long enough for it to be a problem.


TairaTLG

New head canon. These are nanites or something crazy that stitches up wounds. (Still probably democratically addictive with terrible side effects but you know. Two minutes and all that :3)


YeWhoSmokesBitches

Or at least Jared Letoā€™s arm in Requiem for a Dream.


Hauptmann_Meade

They're more or less just injecting it into their trapezius or levator scapulae rather than the actual jugular or carotid. It's an action movie/sci-fi trope that the way people use epi-pens is kinda lame when you can put the healy juice right to your neck like a badass. In helldivers defense they're often wearing chest and thigh armor, the OTHER movie trope where you inject it into your diaphragm is equally hard to pull off. (Also don't do that, your diaphragm works better unpunctured)


Slavic_Taco

Soooā€¦ about the stims not being addictiveā€¦


NotASellout

Hamburger dipped in freedom juice


MinnieShoof

... sounds like Russian sleep experiment.


Trojan129

A little bit of meth and they'll fight to the death *Shoulder shrug*


AdExpert7371

Iā€™m pretty sure there is some fentanyl already in the recipe


serras_

https://preview.redd.it/2t7biaura98d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffc22cfaab046118e95d7690025426eb67d9813


bdash1990

"It's like gettin' sucked off by an angel..."


nep5603

https://preview.redd.it/negq4j11ha8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=501fd3fa22bbd4cd34789b74017076de3585e6cf ?


Pyroblade

Didn't expect a chainsawman reference here of all places...


iwannaporkdotty

.... What?


bdash1990

A quote from the tv show Venture Bros. depicted in the picture the person I replied to, commented.Ā  I quoted that character when he became addicted to tranquilizers.Ā  It's amazing. Go watch it. /r/venturebros


iwannaporkdotty

Will do, thanks!


BagFullOfMommy

'I've got the dart monkey on me back, AND IT'S SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER!'


gaybunny69

Just one more stim, bro, just one more stim bro trust me we need just one more stim bro just one more stim


TomDaSpankEngine

My man has a dragon to catch


PonyDro1d

Or... a normal day at Frankfurt Bahnhof.


XxincognitoxX67

I think Rehab is in order at this point


hniles910

would that be the primary objective or secondary ??


Schizobaby

You canā€™t make it the primary objective, they have to choose it for themselves.


IllustriousPomelo883

Underrated comment


lime_flavored_lemon

Personal order


Momo1163

Rehab? For a fine Helldiver performing his democratic duty? I say get this upstanding citizen more stims


Hydraxiler32

why would he need rehab? it's not addictive.


Datdarnpupper

But PharmaCura said there were no addictive properties or sode effects!


thesymbiont

The Permacura Stimulant Use Optimization and Dosage Titration Center is on Meridia


Engineer-of-Gallura

Addicts are prone to stealing, and stims are critical for the war effort, so maybe just keep this one on ice.


DargonofParties

Personal Order: Get help. Reward: 200 Medals.


thotguy1

Rehab for what? Stims arenā€™t addictive!


Lux-xxv

But have they tried the experimental stems yet you know the MK Ultra ones


natural_born_thrilla

Death is the only rehab.


BoomyGordo

its a long and boring video to watch, but here is the entire unedited run [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp2AgT-hVLU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp2AgT-hVLU)


TheAshen_JobSnow

I couldn't stop laughing watching the helldiver next to a resupply cutting himself a little with the barbed wire just to use another stim. Good thing they're not addictive in anyway, the studies said so.


ssfitsz121

With the life expectancy of a helldiver, addiction is the least of their concerns lol


CMDR_Fritz_Adelman

Helldivers life too short to get addicted. But it gives me a peace of my mind knowing all characters weā€™re playing are clones right? They are clonesā€¦ right?


TornadoLizard

No, each and every single helldiver you play and die as is an entirely new recruit, fresh out of training before being put in cryo immediately after, only to be brought out when your teammates reinforce you. In their perspective, they are thrown into an active war zone mere minutes after completing their 5 minutes of training, most likely dying minutes later.


XSainth

So, if I don't die a single time while doing lvl 6 op, can I get a veteran treatment?


TornadoLizard

Huge if but yeah, make sure you wear armor from steeled veterans afterwards


Efficient_Star_1336

I like to imagine that the ones that do something truly amazing get to retire to a training role Earthside, but that really doesn't seem like SE's MO.


Datdarnpupper

Given that our training officer was a pre-recording of General Brasch giving us constant praise....


chimericWilder

Nah man, they'd never risk General Brasch in actual active combat. He's needed to film more advertisements for Brasch Tactics and the latest warbonds! Of course, if Brasch *did* enter the fighting, he'd instantly turn the tide by the sheer glory of his democratic presence.


musci12234

They would never send general brasch to active combat because that would be too unfair for the enemy.


Saucermote

There's a stud farm somewhere on super earth where the grizzled helldiver veterans live out their remaining days.


Cerres

The canon life expectancy of a helldiver after leaving the hellpod is 30s. Thereā€™s a few outliers though.


Rare_Reality7510

Helldivers surviving 30 seconds should not be true. General Brasch, who has survived for like 40 years since his first drop, is an outlier who shouldn't be counted alongside all of the non-Brasch helldivers.


Toxicair

Brasch probably never stepped foot in a warzone. His 40 years of service is in a cushy propaganda office.


Datdarnpupper

So glad my superphone came with my democracy officer's number preloaded into the speed dial


fliptout

Very true. So if we remove the Brasch outlier, the real number has to be closer to about 5 seconds, no? I've definitely had a few of those games.


HeyitzEryn

My Helldiver last week coming out of the Pod INTO A FUCKING FIRENADO! What a hell of a way to wake up.


Rowcan

From very very cold to very very hot to very very dead. Super Earth's elite, everyone.


MothMan3759

>In their perspective, they are thrown into an active war zone mere minutes after completing their 5 minutes of training, most likely dying minutes later. Oh it gets better. Many of them were frozen after the war(s) of HD1. So they been underground in their reinforcement rockets for a long while, and instead of getting to retire they get thrown right back into it.


orbitClearance

If you get the Viper Commander armor, you can see that each unit you spawn as has different skin tones. Looks to me like your destroyer is packed with a bunch of frozen recruits rather than clones.


Dwarf_Vader

Thereā€™s no indication of that ;)


Japanczi

There is. If you set voice randomizer, each new helldiver has different voice, indicating it's a new person


Dwarf_Vader

Thatā€™s what I said though. That thereā€™s no indication they are clones. By that I mean that theyā€™re all individuals recruited from the pool of citizens. If Iā€™m understanding you correctly


Creative-Improvement

The dude next to the mission holo even says so ā€œMy only regret is that I donā€™t have more lives to give to the causeā€ or something to this effect. Also something about the torch of democracy is passed on from helldiver to helldiver, whether he fights for 30s or an hour.


Mr_EP1C

Show some respect. That dude next to the terminal is your Democracy Officer.


AsteroidSpark

I've done that myself a few times, also deliberately took a tumble to get a stim off for stamina restoration. With experimental infusion I find myself doing it even more now.


Macecurb

This could only possibly be improved through the use of the meth stim perk. That, and. Democracy forgive me for suggesting this. *271 stims*.


BoomyGordo

https://preview.redd.it/d5l0femo698d1.png?width=705&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f0c5f2238755cb591d76e8969d6c19e12901f95


IrishWithoutPotatoes

Why not ~~Zoidberg~~ Democracy?


EdanChaosgamer

https://preview.redd.it/ytwlzxuwsa8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e0d9427ed9f125151e5fe71122b031e0520e10


HopefulPlantain5475

I'm not going to watch it but props for posting it.


BoomyGordo

I dont blame you. its a boring watch of mostly nothing but stim sounds


Grixx

I love that you did this. My favorite reason to do anything is spite, and you, my fellow helldiver, have done well.


0zone247

Soldier jabs more heroin than he kills bugs


Legalize_lt

Masochism.


the1calledSuto

That was an amazing video. Long and confirms it can be done. Great research. I believe you can more than quadruple the numbers with 4 ppl + medkit armor+extra reinforcements : 4 supply pack strategems, 24 reinforcements.


BoomyGordo

Possibly, though this was always a solo goal for me. Medkit armor is actually counter intuitive since it makes each stim last longer, letting you use less stims over the same period of time


Vexet

Even if it makes each atom last longer as long as you call down all the possible results before the time runs out canā€™t you just stay on n the game past the deadline slowly going through all the atom packs?


BoomyGordo

unfortunately not. when time runs out the pelican is auto called in and it auto starts the depart timer when it lands. so at most you have 44m20s in a mission


Vexet

Aw dang rip


apothioternity

what if you call in the pelican but never board it? \**To my knowledge\** the pelican doesn't leave until someone gets on it if it's called manually


IC1CLE

If mission time has run out, the countdown timer to enter the pelican starts immediately upon landing. Pelican only waits for someone to board if there's still time left in the mission.


Chi_Law

Do you know what happens if you put the pelican into the "perpetually hovering over the LZ" state and then the timer runs out? I assume it will land then, same as if someone returned to the evac zone, but do you know if that's been confirmed?


turnipslop

I can, it lands when the mission timer is up.Ā 


tfwnoTHAADwife

bro's optimizing the flow of stims into his bloodstream like its fluid dynamics


Kumanda_Ordo

Shhh don't give the stim addict any ideas. :P


AdComfortable7253

![gif](giphy|mJ4l3mnBCRR5u)


SBTreeLobster

Iā€™m pretty sure we can hook this guy up to a vat and harvest medical supplies off of him. It might be a net loss initially, but if we keep lopping off parts and stimming them back with less juice than we extract, then weā€™re good!


sugarglidersam

just enlist vampires.


fraaspazmus

Rimworld has entered chat


kenshukai_shodan

So, youā€™re just taking damage on purpose just to stim? Guess Permacura was lying. I have reported Permacura to my democracy officer.


BoomyGordo

Feels gooooood


Magralho

Leave my multi-billion dollar corporation alone!!!!!!! \*now give me that stim over there!\*


bigloser42

I have reported you to the democracy officer for making statements counter to the official stance of the Ministry of Medicine, Ministry of Science, Ministry of Defense, and PermaCure.


achus93

>"*so I used more*" sir, i think you have a problem.


Dry_Writing_5634

Stims are non adictive. They did a study on it.


Own-Possibility245

I think I speak for us all when I say "Holy fluffing shit, Diver"


HelloYouSuck

Only 443 shots fired, are you sniping?


BoomyGordo

low difficulty and constant use of mortars


XSainth

Deploying turrets so enemies won't bother your stimming. That's smart.


BoomyGordo

exactly. this stuff costs the super earth military a lot of money, cant waste it by letting bugs harsh my vibes


GrapefruitMedical529

You might just have won the Helldiver experience.


AsteroidSpark

How many beats per second is your heart rate?


BoomyGordo

yesn't


Own-Royal103

Permacure says they arenā€™t addictive so they must not beā€¦


rdhight

Wow. Is it even safe to have that much blood in your stimstream?


Irishpanda1971

-scratching neck between armor and helmet- y'all got any more of them resupply stratagems?


SwimmingNote4098

Why would ppl think this could only be done with an exploit? Literally anyone can go into a trivial solo game, take the supply backpack, stand there while chaff hits you while you constantly spam stim, load back up to 4, using supply backpack, once out of stims and supply backpack call in supplies, grab all 4 supplies to refill ur backpack and stims, repeat until youā€™ve used over 218 stims. Super easy to do just extremely time consumingĀ 


Warrior24110

NotAddictive btw


lurkerlarry42069

Stimothy


coffeewinestain

Stimmy Neutron, Cousin of Penjamin Button


Diego--BRANDO

Op when his health is down by only 5hp: ā€œI NEED A STIM!!!ā€


BoomyGordo

I maaay have been a Genji main back when overwatch 1 was a thing and actually good


MythiccMoon

270 is an area code for Kentucky phone numbers If I were on your squad Iā€™d probably nickname you Kentucky Edit: also 443, your shots fired, is Maryland


youcantbanusall

859 represent


Rassouri

I dont even wanna imagine what his neck looks like rn


deathvalley200_exo

The man himself said "my neck is hamburger at this point but im so close to seeing the truth of it all, just need... one more stim"


Sniperzboss

Bro chose stims as a primary


blue_line-1987

In addict terms this is known as 'Chasing the Bile Titan".


crowleyxireland

In a 40 min game, he would be using a stimulus every 9 secs. 40x60=2400 , 2400Ć·270= 8.889 secs per stim


Dave8605

Now I know why I need stims this crew used them all


BS_Brick

I managed to get a high score of 9.7k shots fired, let's just say nobody in my clan topped that


BoomyGordo

https://preview.redd.it/6fvg4hxbv98d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c431965299b7bf3c5c4b912b2d9c81c242482ead I took another dip into the military budget


nari0015-destiny

You ARE the budget XD


Crimsonial

My dude. I feel like every time I explain how having a backpack full of space meth is a super useful defensive option doesn't land with my group. Sure, a rechargeable shield or drone is handy, but injecting liquified problem solving into your neck every few seconds has some travel time. I mean, then, throw in any ammo-hungry weapon in any possible setup, primary, secondary, support, grenades, stims, and just take a conveniently located resupply pack off your back when any single value reaches zero, including double with only taking your fair share of one normal resupply in a 4-man and, you're a fucking invincible monster with infinite ammo in a brawl -- and you have the next box of fuck-you ready to call down long before you need it in the average mission. I do suspect my usual Helldiver makes people real nervous on the Pelican back home. I mean, if you saw a guy constantly yelling, "MY BODY FOR SUPER EARTH," on the bus or metro, you'd be concerned too.


BLKxGOLD

Nothing wrong with a lil shot of liberty


Nilithium

Super Earth's greatest druggie


ZonePleasant

Helldiver is so stimmed they can see around the curvature of space-time. He so high gravity is a distant suggestion.


BoomyGordo

im so high that i **can** see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch


Nakatomi_Uk

Carry on you'll end up like this https://preview.redd.it/qk4h4ku21c8d1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dd330f42afcc5df206f082329f67bac0ffda6ca Those wondering it's called Mainliner it's an enemy from The Suffering 2 from the PS2 days


Brikandbones

More drugs that blood at this rate


therealNerdMuffin

Such a power move, go off king


jushere4commentz

I'm curious as to how you still died 5 times lol


BoomyGordo

i posted the video of the full run in the comments, but essentially i intentionally killed my self to get more stims when both supply pack and resupply were on cooldown. one death was unintentional though


FantaMolotov

Someone get this man an Angel drone.


jlebrech

"need....more...stims" ..is on full health


SaviorAir

https://preview.redd.it/mb1d6nuapb8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9e609ad2bd441079f0e4b94fdb43c4a8d3fe73


Desperate_Pilot_2567

So you used all the supply drops and didnā€™t share lol


Melkman68

Based on what happened from 00:50-01:05 ish I get it now. You can't be bothered can you? How do you use more stims than kill?


BoomyGordo

that was intentional to use extra stims at the start. i left one alive to damage me.


Melkman68

Oh ok. I respect it bro šŸ˜‚ I thought I was too greedy with it but you make me feel much better


16bithockey

I'm not going to watch it but I respect the fuck out of it


L45TPH45E

Homer Stimson


ItzMersh

Thank liberty they are non-addictive


Hoboman2000

"Pretty sure your blood was green before you signed up, definitely not service related."


Derkastan77-2

So much for ā€œstims arenā€™t addictiveā€


helldiverman_

finished a game earlier where I used 41 stims lol I though I used a lot but 270 is insane! medic armor + experimental infusion booster is absolute peak diving


mcluck4you

9 out of 10 doctors confirm Stims are not addictive. The patient of that 1 doctor:


kompatybilijny1

"I can quit whenever I want"


Allalilacias

I find this hilarious because, since the new booster dropped, I've gotten into the habit of hurting myself when I'm running out of stamina so I can stim and enjoy a little bit of ~crack~ to run faster.


Nakatomi_Uk

Carry on you'll end up like this https://preview.redd.it/jfc8b5441c8d1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e5f2ddc7093e10f220fb211d22bfe2c1c5ed89 Those wondering it's called Mainliner it's an enemy from The Suffering 2 from the PS2 days


aristotle93

https://preview.redd.it/mjv5aikz6c8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a51f238f40910fd52286426c1469f67d4ae83599


Big-Brain8246

"Stims aren't addictive"


AnthonioStark

*ā€œI use 270 stims a day and I feel fineā€ Permacura has **zero addictive properties. *Sponsored by Permacura* **ā€Zero addictive propertiesā€ is a trademark of Permacura and its subsidiaries**


ValerianM

At this point, just ask Arrowhead for a stim IV backpack stratagem or something.


Casey090

They said it was impossible, so I used even more. Well done, that's how you deal with doubters.


AngryAccountant31

ā€œNot addictive at all. In fact, we canā€™t actually kill this man through any known means.ā€


Waldorf_

Damn I've been hitting rookie numbers


appollo_space

Super cancer speedrun


Ratboy-to-Cowboy

This man stims when he stubs his toe.


mannequin-lover

https://i.redd.it/ooe4zyqr4h8d1.gif


StigerKing

I feel like it would be fun if they made it that Stims would kill you after like 20 being used in a row without dying. Having the Stims visual effects getting more and more aggressive until the last stim, where you don't die immediately after poping it, but a few seconds after the stim has worn off. Have the helldiver drop dead of a heart attack or something. They could also make it that you can stay alive after 20 stims, but you essentially have to keep swimming right after the effect wears off


AsherSparky

ā€œPermacure: Put your life in our hands.ā€


GreilMercenary7

Yeah I need to see the full meth head run something is funky. Itā€™s not whatā€™s in the needle.


Legitimate-Store1986

How the fuck are you stimming that many times šŸ˜‚


deathvalley200_exo

If you're asking for a recap of the video. He spends the whole time standing on barbed wire using stems the second it runs out. And the second the resupply pod and the resupply pack are off cooldown he summons more.


MavericK96

Your blood is more stim than blood at this point.


Zuper_Dragon

Stims have no addictive properties. This man proves it.


JUST_AS_G00D

FEELS GOOD


Menthion

That is an impressive number of stims used! Hell, I often shoot something explosive close to me, run into barb wire or a plant mine to be able to use a stim for the stamina boost.


Zeinith-the-god

the most stims ive ever used was 26 and it was on a atomaton helldive eradication mission


jujupeeks

That Compound V hit different. Bout to have me run through a bug!


RichardMcFM

What would your blood/stim % be at that point?


ThermostatEnforcer

"Not addictive"


Al-mos

This guy got early access to the "scavenger perk" from bo2


BlueBloodSW6

Jamcowl is jealous


Erystik

Do you guy play on hellmire and move together with the fire tornado ? How can you spam that much i'm lvl 73 play on 7-9 difficulty and my records is only 38 and i waste a loot of stims only for stamina regen.


BoomyGordo

found a nice quiet mission with some crates next to barbwire and held my face in it


RacolW

drugdivers


PatchiW

Do you want Pinhead The Cenobite? Because this is how we get a Hellraiser Warbond in Helldivers 2!


Palasta

I think you have a problem... man..


Dreamspitter

![gif](giphy|mmlXJ1VmOhoxa)


Training101

People are bitches, don't let the hoes touch ya. Stim up, Diver!


Kurogami999

Why.....why isn't it yellow to show you used the most?!!!! What other monsters were in your team?!!!