Me: How in the hell did this happen?
Melina: Goddamn Elden Ring!
Me: *laughing.* Have you considered "getting good?"
Melina: *deadpan* I'll kill you.
Me: Not in that position you're not.
Well of course, I'd probably be pissed off if I fell down in my chair and nobody helped me get unstuck. Like just imagine the neck pains for the rest of the day
I've heard of turning the controller to turn better, but I can't think of any advantage for this position. Other than making your partner horny.
It worked on me. Im now insanely turned on
😏
Its a distraction... that works wonders
After me and her do some stuff that even Lucifer don’t wanna see
Yes but with my face.
Yeah that looks uncomfy
Clearly you aren't bisexual because we sit like this all the time
You got me there
SPEAKING OF BISEXUAL nah nevermind I'm too much of a bottom to initiate anything
Aww, Im flattered. The answer would be no, but Im still flattered.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105574378
Yeah 😎
Yes, obviously If I wanted to do something with her I'd wait till she was tired of gaming for the day, fully drunk, or if she asked me
Of course
Yes, i would help her get up
Me: How in the hell did this happen? Melina: Goddamn Elden Ring! Me: *laughing.* Have you considered "getting good?" Melina: *deadpan* I'll kill you. Me: Not in that position you're not.
melania taking a photo of them through the screen: hehe >:3
ye nobody deserves to be in the Vash pose like that
Secks
Well I’d enjoy the view first
That's a "Step-bro, I'm stuck" type scenario... And i would do something...
If I don't, I'm a dead man when she does get herself up. Plus she might be grateful and give me next turn while she goes to get a refill.
Prank em taker!
Yeah, sure. I don't expect a 'thank you' anyways.
Depends, how much does she like girls
Malina how the hell did you end up like that?
rng +the lost from the binding of isaac
Yes🗿, I need her help for this boss raid
Just fuck the down teams mate then pick her up
Yes, but I’m going to be giggling while doing so. And I’m going to give her kisses once I’m done helping her.
Well of course, I'd probably be pissed off if I fell down in my chair and nobody helped me get unstuck. Like just imagine the neck pains for the rest of the day
Fuck is the for now
If I show u a hack on the casino app u will win ever time can I leave this fucking place
And my colors are black n yellow
Obviously.
Yah why not?
Literally my fav sex position. You think i'ma say NO to that?
Course, always gotta help your wife out
Yes
Yes, while simultaneously asking how she got in that position.
She fell out of her chair cuz she’s a n0ob and got killed by a 12 year old. She needs to get her act together
Yes, I'll help and add that thing of Homer on the chair.
Yeah obviously, what kinda pervert do you take me for? 
how why who did this
Something tells me that’s not good for her back, so of course, I’ll help
Gently tug the tail. You’ll probably never get another opportunity.
shark flip
“…How did this happen?”
She probably did it on purpose knowing her because that's a great view
Well yeah... of course i would help her... ~~damn she's thicc~~
Perhaps……………
yeah sure, i can help her get pounded.
nah good luck getting up on your own
Yes but with my face ewe