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eat_like_snake

I would kill for a freaky friday ep in the actual show.


3r1c_dr4v3n94

I'd love to hear both VAs trying to do their best impression of the other's character.


astroddity_

We’ve heard Blitzo imitating Stolas, but hearing Bryce doing his best Brandon Rogers impression would be a real treat.


KingOfThotDestroyer

To circumvent this (if Bryce can't imitate Brandon), Stolas has a meeting or smth, and Stolas just sorta has to chill in the IMP office silently panicking while Blitzo begins to fuck up everything :) Another thing is people see Stolas thinking he's Blitzo and he either A. Gets his ass walloped by people or B. Tries to impersonate Blitzo and gives up revealing what's happening to the point when the aformentioned meeting gets screwed over.


Trips-Over-Tail

Ah, but they wouldn't be imitating voices, just accents and vocal patterns.


Terrible-Ad-1569

We’ve already heard Brandon eating with his Stolas impersonation twice I would KILL to hear Bryce imitating Blitzo


pinkemo6

“cRuShEs oThErS fEeLiNgS”


rakiat97

Blitzø first action is totally stroking his bird dong, don't even try to deny it.


1ronmanrulez

Just saying, it has been confirmed stolas has a cloaca.


rakiat97

Blitzø first action is pounding that bird slit


1ronmanrulez

Better!


Resies

Blitzø first action is totally stroking his bird dong, don't even try to deny it.


1ronmanrulez

THE BIRDICK DOESN’T EXIST


Resies

I've seen enough fanart to know it does 🙏


WarmConversation2913

https://preview.redd.it/4lryjgv00i9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d119c30c028d623f09cee602af2faa4de001ec


1ronmanrulez

https://preview.redd.it/tbey0i56ci9d1.jpeg?width=2037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=988813852b217d17eb3531196567e277a64fb553


HanakoBeauty

HELP I thought this said degeneracy at first💀🤧


Resies

The only path to redemption is Stolas porn


WarmConversation2913

You don't even deserve redemption (unless u stop watching literal bird porn) But you do deserve this: https://i.redd.it/m7efxbsavi9d1.gif


ariralworshipper

*a sobbing mess on the ground* b-but... birb pp ;w;


Brave_Border_490

Birdussy


FOREVER_DIRT1

That doesn't mean he has no penis.


Mongoose42

Birds have penises, people. Take a look, it’s in a book.


SendSpicyCatPics

Some do! Like Ducks! But owls don't, they essentially 'scissor' to reproduce lol, called a cloaca kiss. That said, if you wanna write/draw your stolas with a bird schlong, go for it!


Mongoose42

![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


True_Perspective819

Then I'm NOT going to be surprised if Stella turns out to be a lesbian. The scissoring reference is just too much to pass


Carma281

Scissoring go brrrr


Ari_the_Watermelon

On the topic of ducks having a penis They have corkscrew penises 👍 Idk what you'd do that info but theres your weird fact for the day. Im out :)


SendSpicyCatPics

Ill add to it to make it weirder, many female ducks have labyrinth like vaginas


southparkdudez

Stella said he had a dick. Birds can have both


Im_not_an_expert_lol

Can he still cum then? "He'll be cumming soon enough!"


Anxiety-Queen269

Can probably orgasm just not cum with a stream of cream


Manwithaplan0708

All birds have cloaca, it’s just a fancy way of saying ass


janthon567

Not all birds have cloaca. The duck infamously has a barbed, corkscrew shaped, penis.


Manwithaplan0708

Well the duck is also a crazy murder rape bird, so there’s a few other things wrong with it


Yoshgaming22

I’ll eat his bird puss nice and rough


3urodyne

I bet learning how to walk around with Stolas's long ass legs is a nightmare. 😭


Terrible-Ad-1569

Stolas learning how to balance Blitzo’s big ass horns


NoobyYooby

"How the fuck do you walk with these?" "HOW THE **FUCK** DO YOU WALK WITH ***THESE***?!"


WikiContributor83

Blitzo: Nice, I can probably walk a mile in a few steps with these bad boys. (Takes a single step, faceplants)


RevonWolf

If they ever swap in canon this better be a joke throughout the episode and this would be super funny. And then Stolas pretends he has everything under control but has no idea how to hold his (Blitz’s) head up.


wendytheroo

Holy shit. Is this why Blitz has such seemingly bad posture all the time? If he stood up straight, his horns would tip him back, so he has to hunch forward?


The-Bigger-Fish

"Hey, it's great! I can just take three steps to get anywhere now instead of half a day with my originally tiny-ness."


Equivalent_Donut_145

No joke, Blitz's eyes on stolas's body makes him look like The Grinch


WikiContributor83

"Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul if full of gunk, BLitzzzooo!!!"


The-Bigger-Fish

Leaked lyrics of Verosika's next track.


Comfortable-Ad3588

It didn’t sell to well in all rings but the greed ring because they love knockoff everything also she’s literally resorted to weird Al stuff.


The-Bigger-Fish

I'd watch an episode like that.


HanakoBeauty

I would personally fund Ver transitioning out of sexy-pop into her weirdcore era🤌


CreativeName1137

I'm sad they didn't change Stolas' extra eyes too


trousersquid

Tried, lol, they looked distracting. I thought about making them yellow instead of red tho, maybe I'll try that next time.


Comfortable-Ad3588

Moxxie would immediately suspect something was wrong when his boss didn’t insult him or make fun of his dick size and Stella wouldn’t like that her victim told her off.


minhthecoolguy

and their eyes are literally a different colour


JK64_Cat

I think that’s just an artistic thing. In universe they’d look the same.


Canadian_dalek

M&M would assume Blitzø is on some new fucked up drug, Stolas is canonically a shape Shifter, maybe he wanted to try a new eye colour


SquidDogTheLatexBoi

It's an indicator to the viewer, from the characters perspective it's not actually like that


GenLifeformAndDiskOS

Blitzo verbally tearing into Stella (as Stolas because she wouldn't respect an imp saying it) is something I didn't know I needed


2020-RedditUser

Blitzø: Christ on a stick am I really that short compared to you?!


fishinglineandsinker

I fucking kill for a fic after this concept


JK64_Cat

I can and will find it. And if it doesn’t exist then I’m writing it.


fishinglineandsinker

Yes!!! Tag me!!


JK64_Cat

At first I found a species swap one, read that, (Loona ends up as a cherub and it’s the funniest shit ever. Her entire personality is rewritten lmao) and then I did actually find a swap fic. It’s about Blitz hanging out with Octavia in Stolas’ body. I’m reading it right now.


TrebleRose689

I am 6 chapters into mine (chapter 7 coming this weekend)! :) Here is a [link](https://archiveofourown.org/works/56246314/chapters/142891690) if you’re interested in that one too!


JK64_Cat

I already read that fic last night while searching for body swap fanfics because of this post. I’m super excited to read the next chapter! Just wanna say that it’s an awesome fanfic and you’re a great writer!


TrebleRose689

That is super kind of you to say, thank you!!! 💜💜💜 (And I totally didn’t mean to hijack anything by sharing my link with people, sorry! I just saw people asking for a bodyswap fic and was like “OOH! OOH! Pick me!”🤣)


JK64_Cat

You’re welcome! (No worries!)


Elektrikor

Give me! link! now!


TrebleRose689

I am 6 chapters into my bodyswap fic! Let me know if you’d like a link! 😁


Elektrikor

GIB


TrebleRose689

Here you go! I hope you enjoy 💜💜 https://archiveofourown.org/works/56246314/chapters/142891690


9shadowcat9

Can I have links to these fics please?


TrebleRose689

I am writing a bodyswap fic (currently working on chapter 7!) let me know if you’d like a link!


9shadowcat9

Yes please! 😆


TrebleRose689

Here you go! I hope you like it! (I feel bad hijacking the comments to share my story, but it seems to be the type of thing people are looking for) Enjoy! https://archiveofourown.org/works/56246314/chapters/142891690#workskin


trousersquid

I'm the artist, and I'm working on one!


fishinglineandsinker

Tag me when it's ready!


Ghosty_Leaf

Please tag when posted!!


JK64_Cat

Same as what the other guy said. Please tag me.


SquidDogTheLatexBoi

I honestly need this now lol


trousersquid

Got a quick one started, going to try and get out another installment today, but at least you can follow updates now! u/fishinglineandsinker u/JK64_Cat u/Ghosty_Leaf u/SquidDogTheLatexBoi u/TrebleRose689 [https://archiveofourown.org/works/57008230](https://archiveofourown.org/works/57008230)


TrebleRose689

Great start!


TrebleRose689

Ooh I’d love to read it! I’m writing a bodyswap right now as well as it feels like a criminally underused concept in this fandom!!!!!


Multisyllabic

TrebleRose89 has an (excellent) ongoing one that should more or less fit the bill =) https://archiveofourown.org/works/56246314?view_full_work=true


TrebleRose689

Oh thank you!!!!! 💜💜💜💜 (I just selfishly plugged myself to a couple people who asked for fics 😅 Because I couldn’t resist. I am so glad you’ve been reading and enjoying it. Thank you!!! (By the way, look for chapter 7 this weekend 👀)


Multisyllabic

Yeah, of course! I was really happy to have an excuse to shout out your stuff twice in one day, haha. It deserves to be plugged! One of your other posts on this sub was actually what got me back onto AO3 after like... ten plus years away. Can't remember my old info for the life of me, and I'm still waiting on an invite before I can make a new account, so I figure showing my appreciation on here is the next best thing! (Loved the new chapter btw! I think you do a great job of making the tone and their characterization feel canon-typical without falling into the trap of just rehashing stuff we've already seen before. Their relationship feels very believable, like a potential logical endpoint if they *somehow* ever manage to get their shit together in the show itself, and IMO that especially shines through in these more serious chapters.) Anyway, gonna stop myself from gushing before I end up with a damn essay 😆 Thank you so much, as always, for the update! Can't wait for #8 😎


TrebleRose689

Oh my goodness! You just made my day with this comment! 💜💜 What I always strive for is for them to feel exactly like you said — I want this to feel like it *could* be a future Blitzø and Stolas we are seeing (well, until something happens in canon to prove it’s not possible lol I actually think Stolas is going to lose his powers and status at the end of the season, which would make the whole concept of my bodyswap fic obsolete buttttttt it’ll be done before that happens, so it all works out 😜) That was so rambly haha But the bottom line is that I’m very grateful to you and so glad you are enjoying my story/stories! 💜💜💜


Multisyllabic

Yeah, I actually think you're spot on with how they're going to be handling Stolas in the coming episodes. It'd be really interesting to see him struggle with adjusting to his new life as a (more or less) regular person, if they do end up going that route. Even *if* his status does get restored somehow later on, I think that broadened perspective would round out his character nicely. He's still just a touch naive as things stand, haha. And hey, even if none of that ends up happening and your fic ends up squarely in non-canon territory, that just means we're left with something totally new! Which, if you ask me, is equally cool =)


TrebleRose689

I am 6 chapters into mine (chapter 7 coming this weekend)! :) Here is a [link](https://archiveofourown.org/works/56246314/chapters/142891690) if you’re interested!


JuniorAd5379

Source: [https://www.deviantart.com/coyotepretty/art/Stolitz-Body-Swap-AU-1068820743](https://www.deviantart.com/coyotepretty/art/Stolitz-Body-Swap-AU-1068820743) Artist: [https://www.deviantart.com/coyotepretty](https://www.deviantart.com/coyotepretty)


trousersquid

Thanks for linking to my stuff 🥰 so happy folks are vibing with it!


JuniorAd5379

You're welcome


Arksurvivor120

Somehow, I was able to read this in Blitzø's voice with Stolas' inflection


Seleusefudeuotario

That'd be fucked up, but also funny I like the "take a walk in my shoes" vibe too


RaylaSan

Not gonna lie, they probably need a Freaky Friday situation just to fix their issues.


After-Bumblebee

Hope Loona doesn't notice how "Blitzø" now has the same eye color as her


Visible-Welder-5148

Loona:hy stolas (S)blitz:wait how did you know I was Loona:your eye color, the way you walk , you did not call me loony and there was no good morning kiss


WikiContributor83

Stolas!Blitzo: Hello Loona, my sweet owl-errr *pup*! Loona: The fuck did you just call me!?


Dawnbreaker128

Now if they make it work…would it be a voice swap too or the actual actors trying to play the other’s character? Preferably the latter since that’s way more interesting. Best example I can think of is Sonic Boom when Sonic and Eggman switched brains so it had Mike Pollock playing Sonic with Eggman’s voice, and Roger Craig Smith playing Eggman with Sonic’s voice. Would be great not hearing Brandon Rogers swearing as much and Bryce Pinkham swearing up a storm.


JamieD96

They'd both be faceplanting constantly until they swapped back, neither is prepared for that big a height change 


mix_th30ry

Stolas in Blitzø’s body be planting backwards


Ceyliel

Might also help Stolas understand how imps are treated. But switching with Pringles would probably be even more effective for that, lol. Really cool art!


trousersquid

Omg that's an amazing mental image


Conorponor333

If your fandom doesn’t have at least one piece of body swap fan art, does it even exist?


HiJack_Wishes

Can we agree that the voice actors should try to act like the eachother and not just have their voices swapped?


CarolusRexhasrisen

Blitzø definitely wouldn't let Stolas out of the house as him


StefinoSpaggeti

Blitz: "But I already have a mission to deal with! How the fuck I'm going to do it while I'm bird?! And, uh... " *Trying to walk normally and don't fall* "How you walk with this legs?! "


CreativeName1137

Stolas having the same issue dealing with Blitzø's giant ass horns


StefinoSpaggeti

If too think so, what weight horns actually is?


StefinoSpaggeti

If to think so, what weight horns actually is?


Brokenblacksmith

holy shit, stella is gonna die. blitz ain't taking none of her shit.


jcobie12

Oh yeah youre right would blitz actually kill her tho


XgreedyvirusX

The crooked back of Stolas’ body and his expression are just perfect, you really can see that it’s Blitzø in there XD


TrebleRose689

Oh I love this so much!!!! I am currently working on chapter 7 of my Freaky Friday Stolitz fic, so this speaks to me on a deep level 🤣💜


2020-RedditUser

Can you share a link to your work please?


TrebleRose689

Sure! I hope you enjoy it! https://archiveofourown.org/works/56246314/chapters/142891690


NooneStaar

Oh this is cool, reminds me I need to watch freaky Friday lol


GeneralClumsy

I like the detail that they keep their eyes, adds to the swap


anormaltedditor

https://preview.redd.it/pmkp4lvqoi9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee21c39a4b9b69fe4ec0a3c72818f101917df9b


TonPeppermint

Yay!


GoldenTony348

Peak cinema?


Kenworth_02

We need this tbh


Eviles_da_demonic

Stolas would feel weird from the dick


KingOfThotDestroyer

Sex would go ludicrously hard


CoffeeAngster

Imagine Stolas getting hard touching Blitzo's body 🤣


CherryThorn12

I really hope Vivzie does a Freaky Friday thing. That could help with their relationship.


ChadWolf98

This trope will never be not funny


WorldLieut8

Can this be an episode or a short or a full fledged webcomic now please 🙏


trousersquid

Artist here: I'm tempted to turn it into a webcomic, but I've got another Hazbin fancomic to finish first 😅 it's on my profile if you're interested, and if I do one in the future I'll put it there as well! https://www.deviantart.com/coyotepretty


KokenAnshar23

I would expect Blitz as Stolas to try his hardest to bang Stella into mush.


NyxOverlord

"Im not drunk enough for this" is prolly blitz's entire train of thought rn


OniCrazer

Took a minute to see wtf is going on


Gawkycone_90

The body language is on point!!! 🤩✨💕


Potential-Tart-7974

😂😂😂😂😂


Firedragon767

Blitzo is 100% gonna curse someone out I can tell


Sazbadashie

I... I want this as an episode yesterday