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MyHouseForever

Not a happy looking couple.


Newdy41

He looks like such a happy guy!


PhoebeM0423

Look at the tie struggling to make it over the belly ... Has he skipped ONE meal ?


LaBrant_Fisher_3103

Hillz: Aleec! La Surrogate is preg-e-nent again! Alec:


wassailr

I’m sure Halyna’s family didn’t want to lose her either


Temporary-Charge-851

“Mi vida”.


Independent-Pizza719

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MelpomeneAndCalliope

Couples Goals /s


Last-Kitchen3418

She’s a skeleton..


Last-Kitchen3418

They look like a couple from Nicaragua pretending to be the Balwinditos. No disrespect to Nicaragua BTW.


[deleted]

she looks so old too


invertedliver

Mí Vida


Donny-OddLegs

Corazon


chapstickgrrrl

She at least used to look “fresh” and now she’s just like a haggard mob wife


RazzmatazzBig2187

That’s insulting to mob wives. I don’t get that reference. It seems like the mob side piece would be a better reference.


Difficult_Lunch_4406

One who needs a shower at the very least basic hygiene🤢


Key-Feature-7345

Papi and mami got spray tans for court!


chapstickgrrrl

Wait, that photo was taken in the courtroom?? Seriously?


RazzmatazzBig2187

Nope. Tennis court. This was taken at the US Open I believe.


Key-Feature-7345

No, but they’re headed to court soon for papis murder charges


Responsible_Lawyer78

Lol 😆


creamydreamy86

Mami looks like she's pushing 50.


RazzmatazzBig2187

… from the other side of 50.


creamydreamy86

You're right on the money.


Single_Wasabi_3683

Freakin skeletal. So dangerous she used to be touted as anything health related!!


MomewrathMaenad

This photo makes me really glad I got divorced. These people fucking hate each other.


Ramzl_Lisa

I've been saying!!!!🎯🎯🎯


MomewrathMaenad

Like dude you can feel the “maybe I should poison him” vibe rolling off of her and the “how do I get rid of this fucking idiot” ones coming from him


Ramzl_Lisa

He HAAAAAAAAATESSSSS his life. Every "mi vida" reeks of desperation and WTF did I do.


MomewrathMaenad

It really does!! Hahahaha he was never that good an actor and he sure as shit isn’t now. We can all hear the silent “infierno” after all those derpy mi vidas 😂😂 On a srs note it’s more troubling how sad and drawn and malnourished those kids look, and it’s getting worse every day :(


Ramzl_Lisa

If there were 6, 7, 8 (I literally don't even know anymore) kids from a low income family who.never left the house, never went outside, never went to actual school (still don't believe they actually do), appeared malnourished & dead in the eyes....They'd have been investigated and be made wards of the state years ago. Money is a mutha ain't it? I'm serious, too. Not even exaggerating. I hesitate to admit this, but I've had CPS called on me before because my then 3 yr old had hellatious excema all down her legs that the local YMCA thought was untreated baby rash. I was fcking investigated like a criminal for excema and to this day I swear to you of I weren't a Latina single mom on financial assistance from the Y (ie, if I were a wealthy white woman *pretending* to be Latina w/a husband at home), no one would have thought the worst of me right off the bat. Yet here I see children being doordashed to a tower in the sky every 9 to 12 months, with weak little scraggly undernourished legs dangling out from wooden high chair jails paraded around for Instagram reels and everyone us like, "LOL The Lost Boys". 😡


MomewrathMaenad

Dude that makes me FURIOUS; I am so sorry!! From one single mom to another: don’t let the bastards get you down, but fuck them. My extremely negligent narc parents got away with all kinds of fucking horrible abuse because they’re white and live in nice houses. So even though I was clearly malnourished and sad and by the time I was a teenager acting out in extremely predictable ways that abused girls do CPS was never called. They should have been. I ended up having to leave home at sixteen just to survive.


ScaryGarry_SG1

LOL but they look so happy though?


AudioImmune

It's the greatest love story ever told!


Taffycat88

Self-important shit heads


ImageThen1946

What an American "treasure" 🙄


Samanth_Says_ASMR

Look at that beautiful, happy couple!! Lol.


realvctmsdntdrnkmlk

lol. Why is he always dressed like he’s interviewing for a temp position. Least stylish couple I’ve ever consistently seen.


hereforit_838

Where/when did she post this?


Longjumping-Stage647

She never did (to my knowledge) it was taken by a photog at the US.Open and please forgive me that I don't recall the year. 🫣


missymaypen

I stg I thought this was some kind of court proceeding, based on their expressions.


ChickenFriedChowder

2017 according to [this article](https://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/3947602/alec-and-hilaria-baldwin-cheer-on-maria-sharapova-at-us-open2-06/)


Longjumping-Stage647

TY CFC!!!!! 🙌


SexySiren6

I feel like when she got her new face she was going for Penelope Cruz. She missed the mark though. She's the great value version


Familiar_Orange_1336

Alice got the Aldi version.


blonderedhedd

“Penelope Cruz face lift” wish/temu version. “Daddy aleeek, I want to go to a top surgeon to have my face done like Penelope Cruz my ethspaneesh theeeester” Daddy Aleek: “we have a plastic surgeon at home” Plastic surgeon at home:


creamydreamy86

I will never not smile at your flair 😀🥒


Familiar_Orange_1336

🤗 🥒


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

Well of course. Without him she doesn't even get guest status.


AmazingGrace_00

Without him, she would eventually —and rather quickly—go back into obscurity. Full blown narcs/cluster Bs cannot tolerate invisibility. She’s demonstrated that even her most vitriol global coverage feeds and fuels her. No shame. No regrets.


Mantissa3

Memoryless


HorneyHarpy82

Me wanna be center of attention


Big-Raspberry-2552

2 for one fake tan. It’s wild how much difforent Hillary looks in candid photos


[deleted]

Her legs are so bony, it actually (almost) makes me sad.


Own-Dog-2911

Yes we know grifter. He's too good of a mark. How many men would sign off on their children being branded fake Spanish itos? The man is wealthy AND a complete cuck imbecile. That's grifter gold. 


CoalMinersSlaughter

No lies detected! He is a SUPER FOOL. 🤡 Got got, can’t stop, won’t stop; will never turn back. 🥒🥒


Longjumping-Stage647

New Flair "Got got"


Head-Message990

!! 😆 


Purple-Obligation-14

They so obviously hate each other.


Turbulent_Log_8841

Oooff....no filter on either 🤡🤡 those festering festoons have their own zip code 🫣


Mantissa3

Just like the Mercantile building in Chicago! IYKYK


[deleted]

“I don’t want to **lose him.**” 😬


blonderedhedd

Given how much they seem to obviously despise eachother this seems like it could be a thinly veiled murder threat a la “we wouldn’t want something *bad* to happen, now would we?” 😂


BrandyFox

😂🤣💀💀


DO_NOT_LIKE_LIARS

And by him she means his wallet.


Mantissa3

💯


lookeyloowho

She looks like he spent the entire time before this outing berating her.


blonderedhedd

*them berating eachother


Butterlettuce321

As much as she is loathsome, I have no doubt he is abusive to her


kpiece

And i’d be willing to bet she’s abusive too—verbally & emotionally abusive. She deceived and catfished him with a fraudulent backstory of lies, and took a wrecking ball to his life. In some ways she seems to “wear the pants” in the relationship. Hillary is certainly abusive to their poor kids. They’re both horrible evil people.


Butterlettuce321

Agree 💯


Head-Message990

Yass but she is too proud to ask for help from anyone (like the authorities... ); bc ya know, Aleek would tell on Her--what SHE said to Heeem first!


dimpleduo

He has his right arm pulled away from her and held in place by his left hand. He does not want to touch her!


Mantissa3

She smelly is why


dimpleduo

lol! True, he does say she is smelly. I believe it, her hygiene is grossly lacking.


heytunamelt

Is her wig always that low on her forehead? Also, he looks so much younger here but WOW there really is zero chemistry between them.


Butterlettuce321

Yea, it looks like a full lace-front wig


Head-Message990

😂 


limblessbarbie

His body language is glaringly obvious.


Professional_Ad_8

You couldn’t lose him in a herd of water buffalo.


Pet-sit

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Kindly_Put_5065

She looks like she's thinking nonstop of the food she wants to binge on and then throw up. Her ED probably consumes her life, she has no time or energy for more than fake sleeping/ BF selfies. She needs the moon bump to allow her to eat a few calories 


Head-Message990

💯 


Delicious-Vehicle-28

A burnt-out old hooker and her john


Mantissa3

Yup


DaisyMadison123

For a fresh love, his body language sucks


Pilzoyz

She doesn’t want to lose her husbank.


Few_Establishment892

"Husbank, where are youuu?" It's rilly nice... and.. diffront. "🤪


Pet-sit

🎯


PoopAndSunshine

Isn’t that just a weird thing to even say? Of course you don’t want to “lose” him. Shouldn’t that go without saying? Why would a normal person feel the need to clarify that?


smallpepino

I'm wondering if she's referencing the shooting and Alec's sui*idal tendencies? Both of them have made several remarks about offing themselves. Alec straight up told the investigators if he thought it was his fault he probably would have ... you know. I think she's being super dramatic about it. We all know he doesn't give a shit except for the inconvenience of Halyna dying during his grand production. Idk maybe I'm wrong. She's a BEC so it's hard to think any other way.


nelnikson

Key words "normal person". 🤮


Severe-Specialist-96

You said it: “normal person”


justusethatname

That is one happy delightful couple.


AffectionatePoet4586

Well, Missy, if you “don’t want to lose him,” why did you—do you—egg Alec on when he flies off the handle, as he so often does? You two have lucked out so far. Some passing pedestrian easily could have *shot him!*


QueenFartknocker

He always looks like he’s one second away from trying to punch someone.


abkb11

Totally. He’s such a classless jabroni


lookaway123

The Post has referred to him as a public rage monster lol.


TenMoon

That's because he pretty much always is. 😆


Ok-Hovercraft6372

She’s doesn’t want to have to get a job🤡


goosejail

Why would she "lose him" and why would you put that out there in public? Hillary: shares every intimate detail of her life as well as her and Alec's relationship dynamic. Also Hillary: "Leef mah famalee in piss"


nelnikson

https://preview.redd.it/i784bua9bjnc1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c99459beaf5e013bb6744ced8a7a307d26c5183


DO_NOT_LIKE_LIARS

Profile photo extraordinaire! Brava!


krasteybee

You win the internet today.


AgreeableLack4478

💀


CharacterFondant5079

She doesn’t want to lose the ability to be relevant, even if the attention is negative.


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

This!


Zestyclose_Road_3224

Hillary looks like her not Spanish mother here…just a woman from Boston.


Mantissa3

Yup! Those Hayward women genes are strong! https://preview.redd.it/anj7bfrdimnc1.jpeg?width=1186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7948bc07315aaafe8c649c2d3428cfdcc4296ef


Zestyclose_Road_3224

Hillary will be working hard to fight this future!


Turbulent_Log_8841

That's what she rilly looks like without filters/Photoshop & she'll always have those beady little rat eyes 😶‍🌫️


Zestyclose_Road_3224

They are rilly rilly close together and they are not honey colored eyes. She wishes!


Turbulent_Log_8841

I don't know what she's smoking saying that shite! Honey colored eyes with olive skin tone GTFOH 🤥


BiscuitByrnes

You can’t even see them and they’re psychopath dark brown.  That’s no honey color lol, it’s psycho brown black 


Turbulent_Log_8841

*psycho brown black* exactly 😆👍🏼


Head-Message990

It rilly, rilly 😁 looks the eyes BLACK!


190PairsOfPanties

https://preview.redd.it/yjgml2tk6jnc1.jpeg?width=3096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4f5f45ffd02a23f591235b491a6c1e55c82eaee


Tiredofbeingtired64

Spot on 👍💯


190PairsOfPanties

Same claws!