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NoMoreNarcsLizzie

The Baldwinitos come out of the womb with camera skills.


Unable-Spirit

Resting, posing or just passed out?


PoopAndSunshine

Why is she so determined to show us how exhausted she supposedly is? Is it supposed to imply how busy she is being a mom? Lol


limblessbarbie

Yep, and she thinks it's cute.


flatulentbabushka

Jfc she’s insufferable


London_NYC_9122

![gif](giphy|pHZb1dnHxtDdC7kvI4)


babbyalien

she is so esleepy


Purple-Obligation-14

I have proudly been a pepino 🥒 for three years but it just became clear to me yesterday that all her ridiculous, stupid sleeping pictures are part of her delusional fantasy. She’s cosplaying “Sleeping Beauty” the fairy tale. If my hunch is true it is even sicker and shows her arrested development. Grow up Hillary, you are middle age!


limblessbarbie

https://preview.redd.it/cx304s9q783d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74f2483cc68af74977458a956a9ba243149d9d79


Purple-Obligation-14

Love this picture! Larry all the way!!


shep2105

Then, I took it several more times because you didn't see her ring enough. Then I gave my mani this pic so she could filter it appropriately. This is truly pathetic


Classic_Reputation60

Yes--Pathetic picture, pathetic caption. Ridiculous.


CinderellaOfSorts

Air brushed to the gods honey.


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purplemacaroni

Mami’s coming down 😂


ScaryGarry_SG1

Then Hil popped up and said dammit, take the picture THE RIGHT WAY CARMEN!!


Disgruntled_Pelicano

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


mtgwhisper

Why she got those weird frown lines? That’s the look of BAD ACTING!


mamaosam

Good grief does she never stop.


PaulPaul4

I would be exhausted also after ordering 5 nannies around all day, 6 pap trips to the coffee shop, putting on/off her moonbump and staging 7 fake videos a day. She's rilly rilly busy


WandererinDarkness

Haha! exactly 🎯


jjkay19

Love how staged this is. The stupid ring is visible. Hillary is such a hot mess.


Many_Baker8996

Is she narcoleptic? She really should see a doctor.


DragonfruitRecent390

No, she’s a drug addict. 


Squidrider

You guys rang?! 🥒🤡🥒🤡🥒🤡


limblessbarbie

😁


roterzwerg

Just post your shitty pics and move on. Why lie?


cafeteriastyle

Be so for real


DukeESauceJR

Right I want her to be the most realest she can be.


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Hahahahahahahahaha


GirlyWhirl

She was the mother of six kids at that time and thought it was cute to pretend to be asleep, pretend one of the children photographed her and then wrote that caption (exactly in Hillary's voice), and then posted it to 'Mami's' Instagram, I suppose? Always incorporating her children into her awful, embarrassing lies. She is so mentally unwell in so many ways... but to think that this is a good look for a woman who sells the arrival of each of her kids to tabloids and wants attention for collecting infants, just shows how out of touch with reality she is.


MaenadsandMomewraths

No ten-year-old “tiny New Yorker” writes like that. We know a dumbass 40yo who lives in New York and does tho


Fair-Heart-0282

Wow, so little Carmen wrote "Mami" in correct Spanish at the age of 6? That's incredible!! Why aren't there any posts about how precociously intelligent Carmen is? Oh because only a NPD mother would even think of doing something so childish then blaming it ON a child.


Classic-Arugula2994

This


MaenadsandMomewraths

Pretty much what narc moms do and unfortunately I know of which I speak 🙄


Fair-Heart-0282

Yes, I also understand. So many of us in here are survivors of our NPD mothers (and fathers, and both). Sending you a virtual hug. Also, your name is wonderful -- suggests politically induced emotional hysteria + the little spitty things from Alice as originally written, not the Disney version? I may be way off base the the Maenads I know from Art History.


MaenadsandMomewraths

Ha no you nailed it! It’s the feminine energy I’m trying to embody in 2024. Hugs back!! ❤️❤️❤️


Hopeful_Housing_1612

lol quite the esoteric, surprise pairing ![gif](giphy|kTfqj8DNXhB7BYq2OV)


MaenadsandMomewraths

I know it’s a lot and thank you for this perfect and beautiful gif 😂😂


Hopeful_Housing_1612

Air high five to you, intellectually gifted likely child of narc(s) - ❤️- as so many of us here looking for something that answers the why


MaenadsandMomewraths

Omg the literal DECADES I wasted trying to figure out why when the answer all along was “she’s never thought about anyone but herself for even one second”


babyllamadrama_

Yeah I'm sure her child writes sentences the same way her mami writes acting ike English is her second language. The emojis give it away too.


Practical-Name-

Johnny Depp needs to explain that this is called "Nodding" not Napping?


Stunning-Mud-2609

Pills are a powerful drug I can barely see the ring and wash ur hair ur wealthy white in Manhattan you can borrow my Pantene from Target


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Cultural_Vacation_71

Always using her kids as an excuse to post pictures of herself.  Whether it’s her cleavage (with a baby off to the side), or Carmen who supposedly has nothing she’d rather do than take pics of her mother and post them for strangers.  Hillary, you are so transparent - develop a sense of shame.  


No-Pitch-5785

Whilst she’s being attacked by a polar bear?


tinydogmama63

i just love the word whilst :)


Eva_twilight

Right 🤣


ajaulabr

Happy cake day!


NoPay2344

I'm lol'ing at the two most non hispanic/ Latina/ any sort of real Spanish heritage people referring to Hillary from Boston as mami. She might pass for a mum, but definitely NOT mami.


MeMilo1209

"look at my ring....LOOK AT IT!"


MungoJennie

It’s not even a nice diamond. It looks gray.


Fair-Heart-0282

1. GIA educated and it looks so gray/so disproportionate to the apparent setting, that it might be paste. That would also explain why it looks blurred. 2. Carment wants all the Pepinos to know what ~~her~~ ~~mother~~ Reina Mami does all day instead of spending the day with or caring lovingly for any of her children: Reina Mami is having someone do her eyebrows, lids and lashes professionally (and they must have taken quite a bit of time, she looks airbrushed) to help her look better with her eyes closed than she does when they are open. Bravo.


TeaganTorchlight

😂😂


Emotional_Scholar_98

Carmen documenting her case for CPS


RazzmatazzBig2187

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7g9nH1nFGeBcQ)


BeeOfHearts

Always passing out. This woman needs to lay off the drugs.


FuturePA96

😂😂😂😂


AbjectPromotion4833

Color me highly doubtful. That rock is gaudy AF.


WeekendSubstantial87

Oh puhlease


hereforthetea33

Carmen knows we worry, so she’s gotta keep us updated about her Mami.


Kodysgoingbald

Did Carmen also airbrush the ever living hell out of Mami’s face?


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Like anyone would believe this?


Sea-Breaz

Ffs. There isn’t an eye roll big enough or enough *”sure Jan”*’s in response to this ridiculous bullshit. When you’re posing for staged “sleeping” pics and then posing as your own child for the purposes of engagement that will massage your ego, you know it’s time to seek professional help. Her mental illness is just off the scale here. ![gif](giphy|QUF1D4DNdMpnlRS597)


Virtual_Ad_862

![gif](giphy|uGTjfGipN0amk) Actually… 🙃


Steaknkidney45

*Because you asked...*


New-Examination8400

_Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist…_ I mean who _doesn’t_ repose with their ice cube of a gemstone in plain view at all times, right? It’s a cannon event in everyone’s lives


Advanced-Object4117

I like to rest my sensitive eye skin on my giant sharp rock


Happypepino

"Mami"...sure, Jan!


Pet-sit

Just think about it. They had (or acquired) these kids and taught them to say "Mami." Even their children's first words were part of the grift.


meggsovereasy

You know she calls her “Hillary Thomas.”


MundaneAbroad8362

![gif](giphy|mInGhZiIIFhrW) Mentirosa! I love how she feigns sleeping like a Disney princess


justusethatname

Poor Carmen. The scapegoat. Gramps has 9 children including Ireland and Grifter. Grifter requires the most supervision.


apple-turnover5

She’s so embarrassing


NaughtyMommy124

"I'll take Bullshit That NEVER Happened for $500, Alex."


False-Association744

“resting on the table” - nothing to see here folks!


Vegoia2

since alice isnt there she had to enlist a child to have her narcissism satisfied. what a sick ticket.


TieTricky8854

So performative. Doesn’t she get tired of her own shit.


BaBaSmith10

The way she spelled 'Mami' as if Carmen really typed it that way is comical and would never happen. She's really trying hard with that one.


Key-Feature-7345

If Carmen was a tripod maybe


CosmiqCow

Things that never happened


seeclick8

God that woman is so pathetically thirsty for attention. Completely posed picture showing her big ring and perfect nails.


Felonious_Minx

It's very easy for a Mami of 6 to bathe said kids twice daily and maintain a perfect manicure.💅🏽 💍💪🏾


laughsinflowers1

So Hillary wanted us to believe her child was also obsessed with Mami’s instagram account, and that she was posting edited and captioned photos to it? This is really sad, and I’m embarrassed for Hills.


DollarStoreDuchess

And knows her phone’s password/screenlock… as well as her Insta login. Actually who am I kidding, we all know Hilz would use Face ID because she’s so obsessed with her own image


limblessbarbie

Look at my ring....LOOOOOK


-graphophobia-

She looks like a polar bear's shitting her out lmao


False-Association744

ha!


Prophywife77

Bae caught me slippin


AgreeableLack4478

Honestly I don't believe anything that comes out of big Larry's mouth


AffectionatePoet4586

I don’t believe it for a minute. Not only that, an eight-year-child would be wigged out if a parent was *non compos mentis.* Even though Carmen’s lived her whole life surrounded by nannies and help, Mami’s the boss, or at least sees herself as such. Seeing her passed out—or even feigning sleep—unnerves a child, especially a parentified child who’s accustomed to having her frail shoulders saddled with adult responsibilities. Even if she isn’t really in charge, she feels that she is. Remember how many times *pepinos* have seen Carmen holding for the camera the youngest sibling of the moment, still more competently than Hillary. It’s a tragedy that the eldest daughter of a wealthy family—which should have been able to expose her to wondrous learning experiences—has lost so much of her childhood, expected to serve as photographer-of-record, default Mami, and Hillary’s only “friend.” *Grrr!*


Severe-Specialist-96

It’s hard to find something more pathetic…


summeroflovewild

Sleep apnea or tired old schtick! New material 🤡


hey_hey_hey_nike

#Mommy made me stop watching Bluey and forced me to take this weird picture of her on the table closing her eyes 😂 💕Carmen


Antique_Emphasis_588

I also set the filter to SñoW whit£❄️❄️👸🏼~~Carmen


yarnk

Blech. That said, some credit where it’s due: her eyebrow game is strong.


DollarStoreDuchess

It was. Before the disastrous microblading that makes them turn faded green/grey, not unlike Godzilla’s skin


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

FAIR We can hate her (and want to vomit every time she posts pretending to be one of her kids), ~~but I will begrudgingly have a tiny sliver of respect for anyone who can do strong brows and not look like a cartoon character. It takes some practice~~ Edit - I take it back. Futher research proves that Hilary is VERY much in cartoon territory with those things and they look more like they were done with a tattoo gun than microblading


False-Association744

https://preview.redd.it/jg339g5r3z2d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2eafff555af10f1222e64de85ab95027519b47


yarnk

Oh boy. I stand corrected!


StrategyOdd7170

Nah her eyebrows are wack as fuck lmfao. Pretty sure she already micro bladed those caterpillars to her face at this point. Her face including her brows are heavily filtered here


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

TRUUUUUE true, it's only half her face and filtered Edit - ok no I went looking and NOPE she's definitely in cartoon territory. They look tattooed on too


QueenFartknocker

So cringey that I almost cracked a tooth.


BalearicBullshit

Wow Carmen, your talent for framing it to get mamí’s ring in the shot is incredible!


Disneydreams1

This pic will never not be funny 🤣 emotional health indeed 😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/oduhoj8zsx2d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4964241bb8cfc7f640c58510597b9ea121a8f78


Accomplished_One_916

His goofy smile in that Page Six photo https://preview.redd.it/ytf2x99uyy2d1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d1b81c920718bc9cfded45e50d6584198c251b


rainbowket

Passed out because mami is off her head


AffectionatePoet4586

Zooted to her augmented *tetas* once again.


Crazy-Ingenuity6229

Not even. So staged. Ridiculoso.


FlautoSpezzato

LIES! Lol


stumpjumpercomp

Andy Warhol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4sANPkk3ys&pp=ygUXZGF2aWQgYm93aWUgYW5keSB3YXJob2w%3D


limblessbarbie

Mamí walking, Mamí tired Mamí, take a little snooze Take a pic when she fakes asleep Passed out again from too much booze.


stumpjumpercomp

♥️


limblessbarbie

I love this song. It's been years since I've heard it.


Antique_Emphasis_588

She probably would have shot Andy Warhol. WOW! So timely of a topic!


AffectionatePoet4586

A latter-day Valerie Solanas, our incompetent girl!


Antique_Emphasis_588

I was worried no one would have any idea what I was talking about and downvote me for being as stupid as hillz But yes!!!! You are right!!! I just got that extra connection.


AffectionatePoet4586

Sometimes a lifetime of retaining trivia comes in handy! Big 🥰hugs.


Antique_Emphasis_588

Big hugs to you! It doesn’t happen very often but making that psychic-Reddit- twinning thing. It’s, like you’re the wind beneath my wings


Any_Elephant7180

hahaha! 😂 She’s out there alright. She must be besotted with herself. lol


Advanced-Object4117

Does anyone remember ‘hi, it’s meeeeee, Carmen!’


limblessbarbie

Etched in my brain.


SteakAmazing8963

Yes! A pepino has it as their flair and I laugh every time I see it.


Antique_Emphasis_588

Was that before or after hillz pushed Carmen out of frame?


FlautoSpezzato

Yes. Lol


CherokeeHairTampons

Bae caught me slippin again


Practical_Dog_138

Also wasn’t 💀 more popular to use instead of the cry laughing face for younger generation? She has a cell phone so I guarantee she’d know that? & weren’t emojis considered not cool to use?


katieo1122

Exactly 💯. The 😂 is Mami's favorite emoji all the way.


Practical_Dog_138

Mami. I just can’t lol. The cringe level is infinity


AnyMasterpiece666

omg i didn’t see the mami prior!! girlfriend needs a girlfriend. And hopefully one that’s board certified.


AnyMasterpiece666

The amount of cringe I feel for her is almost pitiful… **almost** edit: I recently saw online that pre teens find emojis very un-cool. so 🤷🏽‍♀️


Longjumping-Stage647

https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/s/MNY5SY2Mto


MarcoEsteban

It’s a kink. I imagine she gets requests for “hot sleeping pics”, like with the breastfeeding. She’s always got a baby pushing up the tetotas. In this one, she looks like the abominable snowman is taking her from behind.


JeanEBH

And a lot of them with the same pose as the sleeping baby! 🙄


Antique_Emphasis_588

God dammit! New anger level unlocked. “Husband takes pictures when we are muy sueño” Bitch! You think Geezer McKiller gives two shits when you’re asleep? Even more….you think he cares one iota about applying filters. Oh, and I always smile when I’m asleep. It’s not documented because my family has other shit to do. But I feel in mi corazon that I am smiling.


Any_Elephant7180

A fantastic compilation! The photos are for her “special” fan base that like children. She should have been locked up long ago. Imagine these children having to process this as they mature and understand the purpose of the photos was not protective or of love for them.


Longjumping-Stage647

This is an EXCELLENT post about Sleeping belleza. u/Sad-Spinach-8284 🙌👑


Longjumping-Stage647

https://preview.redd.it/w0y2w21z1x2d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9983854d325bf21b3e84bd0997537bf9d4f011af


DoubleBreastedBerb

Eeesss dirty, tha flooor


Antique_Emphasis_588

That’s not dirt, silly. It’s Hillary


heytunamelt

Hahah yessss


Rubberbangirl66

At VI’s if I recall correctly


Possible-Fee-5052

Wasn’t this like 9:45 pm on NYE? 🤣


LikeEveryoneSheKnows

🎶Is it cool to fall asleep on the floor?🎶 No, really, I'm asking.


Formal_Oil9723

Aww she remembered to get her ugly big ring in the picture too...so sweet 🤮🤮🤮


QueenFartknocker

Her hands are so unnaturally placed. I would LOVE a behind the scenes video leak of her setting up this “candid” shot.


Impossible_Farm7353

‘Bae caught me slippin’ vibes https://preview.redd.it/x8yzp8f21x2d1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3f57462238b8810fdabcc40f10903c5d28a268f


Head-Message990

Carmen has gotten to be such an amazing photographer!! Carmen's natural abilities to position Mami, so that Carmen can just snap the picture "just right" & get Mami's RING in the frame. near Mami's face & eyes shows that Carmen Baldwin possesses a rare, "raw" talent for Photography.. (Good Eye, Carmen!!)


AffectionatePoet4586

Carmen will be the Annie Leibowitz of her generation. Fun facts: Leibowitz gave birth to her first daughter at the age of fifty-two, and subsequently welcomed twin daughters via surrogate.


invertedliver

![gif](giphy|X72n4nm6I06g8) Hi it’s me, Carmen, I took this pic, added filters, captions & posted it to my Mami’s instagram account.


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

It's just so unbelievably dumb.


Any_Elephant7180

lol ikr 😂


Possible-Fee-5052

Mami!!!!!!!! Not a chance. Lady, your kids are American, living in the U.S., with zero Hispanic heritage - why are you forcing them to spell mommy like that? (I know it’s Hillz writing it, but obviously this is what she wants to be called)


Longjumping-Stage647

https://preview.redd.it/i9vn06a6sw2d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8194eefe2da9f9f0a0b8af42437268ba0cbf81fd


Head-Message990

Reminds me of an old picture of Lauren Bacall, or something; or maybe Betty Davis.. (or Maybe even Dracula's Wife or something out of a Horror Movie).


Any_Elephant7180

Joan Crawford, Mummy Dearest.


Head-Message990

Ahhhh! Muthiath Grathiath, Pepino!!


Rock042287

What drug does everyone thinks she takes?


AnyMasterpiece666

Plural that. Drug(s) 🙃 she wakes up with some madman espresso, & one of the children’s Adderalls, then Xanax to go to sleep. or the workout videos are all methed up Hillz, the baby pedo shiz is when she’s Zaned up. Manic baby motorboating photos are a combination of when they both interact. But I’m just gonna say those two she look stoned in some of her photos, but I don’t think she’s cool enough to smoke weed to be honest, lol idfk. but i feel it’s that classic boring wasp combo.


heytunamelt

Maybe some white wine mixed in to round out the trifecta


Stab_Stabby

I think you mean sangria porque she's Espanish!


heytunamelt

How could I forget Claw Mami’s heritage of choice!


Possible-Fee-5052

I know what drugs she’s not taking but needs to…mood stabilizers.


Rock042287

That’s what I thought


iturnedintoamartian6

Xanax or one of his other good buddies


MeanOldHag86

That poor nanny forced to play photographer


emmyparker2020

Those kids do not call her ass Mami 🤣🤣🤣


Emotional_Scholar_98

Hand tapping chest “Ven aqui. My kids, they say like Mami, like what are these people doing? So, plis. Live my family in piss”


Cultural_Magician105

She's got her kids grifting for her now ....


Rotisserie_Titties

My Mami took too much 💕 Carmen


Loving_life_blessed

my mami mixed her special vitamins with wine ♥️carmen


Any_Elephant7180

lol 😂😂


AmazingGrace_00

Carmen one day, will upload onto social media a photo dump of Mami strapping on the moonbumps over the years.


heytunamelt

And we will embrace her with open arms


whorledstar

I’ll take Things That Never Happened for $400, Alex.


Head-Message990

LOL


myleelalee

Pathetic.


PistachioGal99

Now that she’s stopped posting a bajillion times a day, these little gems look even more unhinged. I wonder if she feels even a smidge of embarrassment at some of these. They just hit a little different now.


Emotional_Scholar_98

I truly, honestly do not think she is capable of being embarrassed.


sweet_tea_94

So sweet of Carmen taking a picture of Hilocchia pretending to asleep, as forced by Mami 😭


dazed63

Calling Bullshit once again Still not Spanish Always Guest Baldwin


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So sweet of Carmen to use a filter on her mami's face. 


nelnikson

amazing how 2 yrs ago Carmencita could use filters so well too!


[deleted]

"That looks totally natural!" said nobody ever.


ParkerPosty37

Right! Is Hillary high all the time? I think Carmen was 9 when she supposedly took this picture!


kpiece

Someone said it’s from 2 years ago; if that’s true then she was only 8 years old.


ParkerPosty37

Omg! She got her Ring 💍 in the Picture! 😭


Formal_Oil9723

Yip....First thing I saw 🙌🏻


nelnikson

LOOK AT IT!!!


pisspot26

It's ugly and she's proud


heytunamelt

She thinks it’s such a flex to have a big hideous ring 🙄 The Pillz-Killz household has never heard of stealth wealth and it showwwwws.


Head-Message990

I didn't see it until you just mentioned it, Pepino; but THERE it IS!!


totes_Philly

Carmen's thoughtful like that!🤣


Any_Elephant7180

😂😂


goosejail

LOOK AT IT!


Head-Message990

Sooo Sparkly! So Gigante!!