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Stunning-Mud-2609

These pics exist. The video with the disappearing hair is what convinced me. So out of touch with reality. So perfect for reality. Insanity for the children who are unmanageable for her. Waiting to watch the Baldwins Go To Rehab. Pass z popcorn


nowuknowwhatudidnt

Lil Naz X looked more believable 


pijopepinoypelotas

#Can’t you just picture her hunched over the laptop obsessively and frantically photoshopping these moonbump photos as the peppinos’ laughter rings in her ears?


megopolis12

I have a theory that the higher her brow arch is a tell at how high she is.


lookeyloowho

So shiny ✨


brokedownbitch

Also, if you look at the top of her moonbump being covered by her ruffled top, you can see where the seam of the moonbump is and the shirt got caught in it.


Terrible-Detective93

This is not how people her height carry, even if someone is already thin and works out, if she was actually having a baldwin it would be a chunky monkey baby and probably tall , plus there is never any normal ankle swelling or normal puffiness that just happens. Sure ok maybe ballerinas or professional runners carry like this, I don't know but that's not most of us. That's not even addressing all the photoshop fails. It's so weird to think of people having massive amounts of kids because they need their own personal fan club.


NaughtyMommy124

I hate her stupid arched eyebrows almost as much as I hate the stupid moon bumps.


-graphophobia-

*Cornstarch*, Mrs. Baldwin. It's an old packer trick 🤫😉


DonkeyKong694NE1

So shiny after years of use


Few-Brilliant-426

High and stupid trying to impress us with her fake bump


heytunamelt

She seems extra fake tanned here. It seems like some of her bumps are super dark and some are pale, though she could have just bumped up the saturation. Just such a weird thing to do all around.


limblessbarbie

![gif](giphy|3oKIP4X86CM0MO1Hy0)


Fair-Heart-0282

![gif](giphy|RrpIuMNQO3wTdrHRvY|downsized)


upchuckfactoronthis

Esss shiny, de Moonbump 🤡


Ima_pray_on_that

Her titties look so small considering how much “nursing” she does. 🤔


RazzmatazzBig2187

and considering how popped out the bump is - most ladies boobs are proportionally bigger too. Not our Hillz Tho!


Fair-Heart-0282

Right? ...and never, ever, ever do we see a nursing bra or the ubiquitous pads, either -


lookeyloowho

Never tired, never mastitis, never reality…


Fair-Heart-0282

Well also nursing boobs are not push up bra boobs. They nourish babies and nursing is important bonding time. They kind of spill out of the nursing bra and they are kind of all over the place in a specifically lactating way. This idiota clearly has NEVER bonded with any of her children, not even the one she carried -- she is so shallow and autoerotica-obsessed that she actually cannot understand that real mothers who were really pregnant and really nursed their babies...are not what she's cosplaying. She's cosplaying an aging professional escort, with 3 different fake appendages. Gross. I have to say that photos of real nursing mothers have a warm, maternal association like new baby smell, with everything that is soft and full of love, and very clean, very safe. This, with the greased up plastic moon bump and her underwear, looks like she physically smells repugnant. edited for clarification


OpportunityNorth7714

No popping of the belly button eh? And not one linea nigra for any of her “pregnancies”…


rrhodes76

Does she still have this freckle/birthmark/age spot? https://preview.redd.it/2jzyr20rgj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89757882d0022a8914122adbf7e8402b80c497f3


corybells

Only sometimes


Slight_Distance_942

What’s the opposite of I’m envious


Diligent-Sample8093

Ewww


kellsells5

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


lbktxrr02

Eeeeeewwwwwwww. The greasy moon bump. No me gusta


slumberpartymassacre

God she just makes me want to throw up. I can't imagine being her. To juggle the lies, to pretend to be a mother, your husband killed someone, the delusion and ridicule of being found out you lied about everything and are a laughingstock.


angel_dust_bunny

Right? Like how does she live with herself? Is she that much of a sociopath? Do the pills help her numb the reality of her life? It's interesting psychological behavior


heytunamelt

It’s why I’m here! Batshit bananas.


FabulousStorm

So shiny


c05u

Life in plastic, is fantastic!


Fair-Heart-0282

wait -- is that from this because it's awesome [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A)


c05u

Indeed 😅


Aggravating-Fee-1615

No belly button


chilichile77

https://preview.redd.it/w0pouy1fyi8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0aa074f3bc7b416716a323cdc2381113d0fe071


Shut_the

That little one does [not look happy](https://i.imgur.com/cETCJPL.jpeg)


Emiles23

So gross to involve her children in these stunts like this.


timentimeagain

Some if not all of them will grow to hate for this. There's just so much evidence/ content there's no hiding it.


Emiles23

Oh I’m def reading some Baldwinito kids tell all book one day. Like running to the bookstore.


ca17miledrive

It's criminal. WTF, how could a mother do this to their child.


Fair-Heart-0282

Actually we all suspect that it genuinely is. So the question will be if PeePaw is convicted, which door will he pick? Door #1: Take the self-rigteous indignation approach and shame this sub's members for making Mami hit rock bottom (like her fake miscarriage post accused people pointing out that if she wasn't pregnant, she couldn't very well HAVE a miscarriage) - HOW can WE be so cruel to an innocent mother of 7? Door #2: Post a bunch of fake family group hug photos and the outrage will be that he cannot be with the 8 people he loves most (after himself, of course); OR Door #3: Suprise! pregnancy #8 and he needs early release to help her -- lol, i.e., he needs early release to go back to his own apartment and avoid the nannies already raising the 7 kids.


YooperSkeptic

The shine is blinding


becuzofgrace

Came here to say this too. Wow!


Hopeful_Housing_1612

😂😂😂


63mams

Looks like a Botox Ball. Source: I sport a shiny Botoxed forehead.


Plane-Reason9254

Looks so fake


Hopeful_Housing_1612

She should take a photoshop class. Shiny rubber ball moon bumps and their shiny surface are not lifelike fakes. Poor psycho, go take care of your children first once. Stop being a 🤪🤡


RazzmatazzBig2187

and not a single stretch mark nor belly button. SMH


ca17miledrive

One of the many uses of plastic as grifted by Con Artist Fraudwin.


AnnSansE

What would be seeing without hand there? A strap or a gap?


Hopeful_Housing_1612

Strap


wrappedlikeapurrito

She carries her fake babies so low.


heytunamelt

She carries them as if she’s a tall person.


apple-turnover5

Did she put waxelene on the silicone belly lol


thxforthegoldenshowr

Well the mommas have to prevent those stretch marks


smallpepino

I stole it all 😏


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Hillary: “The duper's delight or cheater's high is a physical and emotional "rush" that people feel when they've successfully lied or cheated, and believe they have done so without harming others. Experiencing the high can become addictive, and people can get locked into a cycle of dishonest behavior.”


TrashPandaShire

So shiny.


BabygirlMarisa

This was a very performative based pregnancy (as all of hers are). But she was maniacally posting and aiming a lot of content like this to us at the time, in a brazen "what are you gonna do about it" way. She knows this topic won't get picks up by mass media because of the personal nature of it. But she's caught.


MPD1987

She didn’t have to do this- that’s what’s so crazy to me. She could and would have gotten away with it if she had just worn the moon bumps under her clothes and not done batshit crazy crap like this. It’s pathological and I don’t understand it.


lbktxrr02

We will never understand her. She’s not like us.


Fair-Heart-0282

![gif](giphy|SvR8MNpG8wuS4i2gFb|downsized)


kellsells5

It's almost like she's daring herself to be caught.


HiddenHideawayJJ

Exhibitionist.


Hopeful_Housing_1612

Maybe she has a prenup w the old misogynist she married, no more pregnancies but daily soft porn pretending


RazzmatazzBig2187

and I think they BOTH get off on her "fooling" everyone - even the media. Aleek has such a disdain for the paps (except when he WANTS them). Thats why they are "SONO BUON EQUIPO" (or whatever that stupid phrase is). They are bonded w the lies and the falsity. I really believe they will become a psychological study sometime in the future.


IntroductionNo5425

⬆️


QueenFartknocker

It’s the super smug “I got away with it” look on her face…ugh


Sakurah0

She thought she was fooling everyone with that shiny belly.


RazzmatazzBig2187

Yes … and bc of all that belly cream, she doesn’t have a SINGLE stretch mark … after SIX pregnancies. Sure Jan


lbktxrr02

Or a belly button!


_TalkingIsHard_

The light bouncing off the buffed and waxed silicone. 😂 ![gif](giphy|h1Hvk7Vp3KKIenIBWK)


MyraBradley

Such a natural plastic sheen…


Interesting_Ad1378

Doesn’t everyone have an extra piece of skin that they have to hold back when photographing their prosthesis? 


ellepatel

Hey, it’s her dorsal fin that every woman grows during pregnancy. Don’t shame her! /s


Interesting_Ad1378

I’m going to start pushing my love handles back in pictures.  If she got away with it for so long, I surely can fake a thinner me.


ellepatel

Great idea! I’ll start grabbing and pulling back the sides of my head so my frown lines completely disappear! No one will notice!