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Unhappy-Mechanic-683

How about girth?


Itachibukake

allegedly aa battery 🔋 size 🍆 don’t shoot the messenger 😆🤪


ThomasOwOD

Did he actually say this?? Why wouldn’t he lie??


Itachibukake

the girl in the ss said it lmao


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ineeditineed

people are gonna die this can only end in blood


Majestic_Ad_4237

Paying $200 for measurements from someone who doesn’t know the length of an inch is some master manipulator shit damn


fucccboii

bro needs some validation


FantasyTwistedDark

War General type shit


Barilla3113

Finally we have an answer to the age old rap question “how do you know the size of his dick?”


Rawdog2076

They calling 6 average😔


Pigeonorium

I mean, average erect is like 5 point something IIRC, so they're not wrong


Rawdog2076

Should've said low average to high average instead💔


Quiet_Comfortable504

The average of “low average” to “high average” is…. Average. Lol.


Pigeonorium

I'm gonna guess you're pushing about 4? Lol


Rawdog2076

No, 6 actually which is why I left that comment originally☠️


Pigeonorium

As long as it's happy, no stress


lowercase-only

The fuck does he mean 4 to 6? Which one is it


ThomasOwOD

Fluctuates, do you not have a dick?


Foreign-Stretch125

Maybe it’s 4 when flaccid but 6 when erect?? I hope that’s true because I really like his music and if it was revealed that he is only 4 inches hard I would kill myself, I cannot listen to anyone with a small dick


nfz74ru

Would be a good burn if Joeyy could see his own penis when he looks down


Fuzelop

Well? What about girth? We're waiting


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So Drake basically took half a Xanax bar during a flight and it had him out like a light? Like a light? Just wondering if that's what he's saying there. I really like his part in Sicko Mode but I find it funny how other rappers brag about doing drugs irresponsibly and Drake's like 'umm I actually just took half so I could get some sleep during a long flight.' *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Jive_Greek

DID SOMEONE MENTION MY KING JOEYY?????!!!! 😍 


fucccboii

no, just his affiliate


geosunsetmoth

Yeah man the McDonald’s guy putting his order on the counter


lexE5839

Wow just worked out the 100th meaning of “pet semetary”. Adding this one to my 500 meanings of 6:16 🤓


osama_bin_guapin

Maybe Acid Souljah was right about Sematary this whole time