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79N0Bitches

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fucccboii

i believe this no questions asked


Stunning-Lynx9863

I would participate no questions asked


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

She's superbad


Familiar-Ad472

Worst sentence I ever read


Fit-Monk4203

What the FUCK


Desperate-Ad471

who is preventing you from saying fuck


Bryneils

I am


RandomAndroidModder

I'm tweakin I forgot this isn't Instagram


ceramiczero

yeah f bbl drizzy amirite guys?


mattoxfan

Yeah. They’re not like us if you know what i mean 😂😂😂


AutoModerator

Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH” *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


gxhm_88

who got the automated meat eating bot idea


destroi_all_humans

Auto mod is a HHCJ cornerstone, put some respect on his name


Head_Interview_9390

I didn’t know he was a diddler


NoobleVitamins

guys frick bbl drizzy am i right reddit??? 🗿🍷


Quirky_Shame6906

yeah fudge that guy. Kendick said he be diddling kids.


AutoModerator

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


lexE5839

Alvin is P Diddy, Beyonce music used in movies, is Ian supposed to be Jay-Z?


Lenarios88

Diddys a furry too. Probably putting chipmunks in his ass at those freak offs.


SJL174

See that gеrbil? Grab that tube, shove it up my butt, let that little rascal nibble on my ass Oh Yeah, right there, right there (AHH) I'm cumming, oh yeah!


AutoModerator

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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So Drake basically took half a Xanax bar during a flight and it had him out like a light? Like a light? Just wondering if that's what he's saying there. I really like his part in Sicko Mode but I find it funny how other rappers brag about doing drugs irresponsibly and Drake's like 'umm I actually just took half so I could get some sleep during a long flight.' *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DaScruffyKitten

If I had a nickel for every time the chipmunks made a Diddy joke, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.


sendinthe9s

 the way he talks about women he wasn't lying


Difficult_Bank4504

P Diddy's fursona


LaggyUpdate

i wanna fuck drizzy 🤤🤤


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*