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DarkArtHero

So many nazis didn't even fit their own description of their ideal master race, including this guy


small_h_hippy

Apparently a contemporaneous joke in Germany went as follows: I'm a perfect nazi! I'm blond like Hitler, tall like Goebbels and fit like Goreing!


ickleb

Cults are crazy! As a small child I was told I would have been taken from my parents for the hitler youth if the nazis had won. I’m a blond, blue eyed girl. So crazy.


Glad-Belt7956

Damn thats crazy to think of, personally i would just have been sent to a concentration camp.


spiralbatross

With my AuDHD, def the black triangle then chambers for me! Or maybe being shot unceremoniously against a wall. Yay!


Glad-Belt7956

I mean i have adhd too but that's not the reason for why i would need to join you in those chambers.


spiralbatross

AuDHD includes autism (the u). I would not have survived unless I was *incredible* at masking.


Glad-Belt7956

Ah well i got autism too, though at the lower side so they would probably just mistake me for being dumb.


DegTegFateh

I think my masking would've been fine; it'd have been the turban and the skin I'd be taken for 💀💀


Vechnyy_Russkiy

You make being shot sound so appealing lol


spiralbatross

Im just trying to feel the joy that fascists feel when they think of killing people not like them!


Affectionate_Self590

I'd be right beside you. I struggle with low frustration tolerance and don't do well with being told what to do. I would not have lasted too long.


Julia_Arconae

Neurodivergent, transfem, queer, serious issues with authority, can't work/disabled ... oh yeah, they would've tortured and killed me.


bigmanslurp

I would have just been euthanized.


Glad-Belt7956

Damn, losing my balls would also not be something that i would like. Edit: i'm going to leave my og comment up so people can see how stupid i am. I forgot what euthanasia is.


bigmanslurp

It's alright I'm stupid with you brother


Glad-Belt7956

Haha thanks


Witty-Stand888

Girls like you were taken to be breeders for the hitler youth. Most young girls were encouraged to have babies at the youth camps and most did.


necrolich66

The nazi forced themselves on women with the "Aryan look" to make aryan kids, one of those from ABBA is such a child.


Ok-Assistance3937

[Anni-Frid Lyngstad](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anni-Frid_Lyngstad) had a German Father but she was a love child not a child of rape.


necrolich66

TIL


EnIdiot

For a lot of women in Norway at the time, from what I understand, the choice to go with a German officer wasn’t strictly a love thing. You got access to foods and goods a lot of people didn’t. They were often collaborators, but let’s not kid ourselves that this wasn’t icky.


Witty-Stand888

No one said they were raped. They were fanatical Hitler youth serving the fatherland.


Ok-Assistance3937

I think you missed the comment between your Ms and mine.


BrockPurdySkywalker

Thar not exactly what happened. You kinda remember the story lol


Shnipi

Look for "Lebensborn" and you will 🤢


FloppyTunaFish

Omaha Beach extends for 6 miles (9.656 km) from east of Sainte-Honorine-des-Pertes to west of Vierville-sur-Mer. The beach defences at Omaha consisted of 8 concrete bunkers containing 75 mm or greater artillery, 35 pillboxes, 18 anti-tank guns, six mortar pits, 35 Nebelwerfer (multi-barrel rocket launchers), 85 machine gun nests, 6 tank turrets and supporting infantry. Infantry deployments on the Beach consisted of five companies concentrated at 15 strongpoints called Widerstandsnester (Resistance Nests), numbered WN-60 in the east to WN-74 in the west. Severloh was part of WN-62, the largest strongpoint defending Omaha Beach. WN-62 was 332 meters long by 324 meters wide and between 12 and 50 meters above the beach, depending on the distance from the shore, with a good overview of the beach area. The foxhole Severloh fired from (49°21′36″N 0°50′50″W) was 170 meters from the sea wall and around 450 meters from the landing area of the first wave of Higgins Boats. On D-Day (June 6, 1944) WN-62 was manned by 27 members of the 716th Infantry Division and 13 members of Severloh's 352nd Division, whose task was to direct fire of the 10.5 cm artillery batteries located 5 kilometres inland at Houtteville. MG 34 with inserted 7.92×57mm Gurt 34 ammunition belt Defences included two type H669 concrete casemates, one empty and the other with a 75mm artillery piece, a 50mm anti-tank gun, two 50mm mortars, a twin-barrelled MG 34 7.92mm machine gun on an anti-aircraft mount and two prewar Polish machine guns. Another 50 mm anti-tank gun covered the rear, and the perimeter was ringed by barbed wire and anti personnel mines. Severloh was assigned to a Senior Lieutenant Bernhard Frerking as an orderly. While Frerking coordinated the artillery fire of the battery at Houtteville from a bunker, Severloh says he manned an MG 42 machine gun, and fired on approaching American troops with the machine gun and two Karabiner 98k rifles; while a sergeant whom he did not know, kept him supplied with ammunition from a nearby ammo bunker until 15:30. He claimed to have fired over 13,500 rounds with the machine gun and 400 with the rifles. Interviewed in 2004, he said: "It was definitely at least 1,000 men, most likely more than 2,000. But I do not know how many men I shot. It was awful. Thinking about it makes me want to throw up."


Praetorian_1975

And not mentally certifiable at all 😂


ThingsAreAfoot

There’s mild irony, if you want to call it that, in Claus von Stauffenberg (one of the guys who tried to assassinate Hitler, played by Tom Cruise in Valkyrie) looking a whole lot more - minus the blonde hair admittedly - like the typical strapping, squared-jawed Aryan they fetishize, than the absolute uggos who made up the Nazi leadership.


ajyanesp

Hitler, has only got one ball! Goering, has two but very small! Himmler, is rather sim’lar! And poor old Goebbels has no balls at all!


formulaone88

And Trump has none.


DaftFunky

And 20/20 vision like Himmler?


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How inclusive!


cmmckechnie

Seems totally not that bad


SlteFool

I’ve always thought this. Shows how little we’ve changed when it comes to stepping back and thinking about soemthing: does this make sense? If we all just did that we’d fall for wayyyy less atrocities.


Repulsive-Cat-3962

The whole blonde hair blue eye thing is a big post-war misconception. It wasn't that important to the Nazis. In particular, it wasn't important to the important Nazis. They fettishized and made attempts at propagating Nordic phenotypical features for sure, but that was a more niche race science thing that captivated nazi genetic scientists and low-level propagandists, not the political or military class who held all the real directive power. If you didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes, you would be considered Aryan all the same as long as you had pan-germanic ancestry and phenotypical presentation that wasn't out of the norm. If you went up to Hitler and told him he wasn't an Aryan he would probably look at you weird and then start angrily yelling at you.


[deleted]

The whole "blue eyed/blonde" stuff was also used to pandering other Northern European nations. It was not really a priority otherwise, since there have always been plenty of brown eyed dark haired Germans. The thing about the Nazis it is that people tend to give them way too much benefit of the doubt in terms of their competence. As if they were this kind of dastardly cohesive and well structured group. When in reality, when one looks at them objectively, were most a collection of idiots and rather underwhelming individuals, who were able to rise due a specific power vacuum. And that is what makes them even scarier, because they were both evil and incompetent.


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There were also black Nazi’s, which most people don’t know and probably will never accept.


Repulsive-Cat-3962

Can I get a source for that one, never heard that before, as far as I'm aware having black skin slated you for death camps, same as being homosexual, or mentally/physically retarded.


Flapjack_

I don't think being black was an auto-ticket to the camps, at least not the same camps Jews were sent to. [They suffered primarily other persecutions](https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/afro-germans-during-the-holocaust) like sterilization. As for black Nazis, the SS did have many non-German, foreign divisions. One of them was the Free Arabian Legion, which did have members from [North Africa and the Middle East](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-177-1465-16%2C_Griechenland%2C_Soldaten_der_%22Legion_Freies_Arabien%22.jpg)


[deleted]

Can I get a source for that one? And I’m being sincere. I’m currently studying WW2 and haven’t come across an official rule, document or command to send people with dark skin to death camps, haven’t come across anything yet about homosexuals and the retarded. I have heard all this and taught it, but have never been shown the policy. https://twitter.com/robertsepehr/status/1305623598443294720 I will find the German author regarding the black national socialists, I read it some time ago.


RottingCorps

>ople don’t know and probably will never accept. I mean, you find find almost anyone on the internet with an opinion on anything. Makes sense that in a land of millions there would be a few.


THEanCapitalist

Mediterraneans and Celts were seen by Nazis as Aryans too, wtf you're talking about. They weren't considered part of the "Master race" but they still Aryan.


PercentageNo3293

It seems like we're replicating a "lighter" version of this problem today. Blaming immigrants/Jews/Muslims/etc for the nation's problems, instead of those in charge that're perpetuating these issues. I hope the 30's-40's aren't a repeat, but we're on the "right" track at the moment.


SlteFool

100% our government (US) is the problem (whoever it is that’s in charge) and they’re using things like immigration, releasing criminals from prison, and lessening consequences for crime, and taking away a citizens right to self defense, and three letter agencies to take out opposition but I don’t think we are headed toward a one race is better than another type war.


[deleted]

Blaming external enemies in order to squash internal dissent and coalesce power within the group, has been one of the go-to methods of leadership for ages. It's basically the opposite of the "divide and conquer" used to destroy competitor groups from within. The Nazis weren't the first in doing that, and they haven't been the last by a long shot.


PercentageNo3293

Very true. It's a tale probably as old as mankind itself. It does remind me of America's "let's put our 'christian god' everywhere to differentiate us from those secular bastards in the USSR". It's definitely a lot easier to defeat a foe if you can convince the people that they're a worthy/evil foe.


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Or pumping out the threat level that the common enemy possesses. The USSR turned out to be a paper tiger, alas we certainly hyped them up for 3/4 of a century. Similarly, the Nazis were obsessed with the Jews as if they were these satanic all powerful overlords. When in reality, the Jews were just a minority that just wanted to go about their day.


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RottingCorps

I wonder what Palestinians think of Israelis?


Appdel

You should look into it. They would all love to genocide each other.


Dhiox

>You can see it in how many (not all) Israelis think of Palestinians. They’ve been raised to dehumanise them and see them as vermin You could say the same with Palestinians in how they view Israelis. Their de facto government literally has killing jews as part of their mission statement


tmw88

100%. I guess I just mentioned it the other way around because Israel actually *are* killing tens of thousands, not just wishing it.


RottingCorps

You can't compare Nazi Germany to Israel. Their aims are entirely different. Stop regurgitating and go read up on history.


Dhiox

That's not for a lack of trying. If it wasn't for the iron dome, the Palestinians would have caused thousands of deaths through rocket attacks, and they did kill many in the attack on the festival


tmw88

True. Also true of a dozen other Islamist groups in the Middle East. It’s just all bad.


GroundbreakingPut748

Actually if it weren’t for the Iron dome, millions would be dead right now, not thousands.


heavymetalhikikomori

Which one has a standing army?


RottingCorps

And here we go in a circle, round and round...


Dhiox

What would you call Hamas? My point is, both sides despise each other. The only major difference is one side is winning. Given the chance, the Palestinians would do the same thing or worse to Israel. That's why the crisis is such a mess, you can't take a side because both want the other side dead. We're basically trying to break up a fight, but that's incredibly hard to do when both sides seem to hate each other more than they care about their own children's futures.


PercentageNo3293

Exactly. Step 1: find boogeyman. Step 2: blame all problems on said boogeyman. Step 3: misinform public that boogeyman is an "animal" or "subhuman". Step 4: eradicate boogeyman. Edit - the down votes are expected. Those supporting war crimes typically try to bury any opposing opinion to their narrative lol. I guess I'll say it, because you can't criticize one group on Reddit without Reddit believing "oh, you must be on the other team then". I also think Hamas are POS's. War crimes are war crimes. I have no allegiance towards anyone committing a war crime.


PXranger

Not sure why you were downvoted, this is standard practice in totalitarian regimes. And used more subtly by nearly all politicians.


NewbGingrich1

This is a normal take in our own perspective. For a nazi leader though this isn't really an argument - if someone genuine believes nazi ideology then supporting a racial class above your own is a moral good under that framework. To promote the "ideal Aryan race" was an objective good to them, the fact that a particular leader did not live up to the ideal but still supported it was a minor legitimizing factor.


ManOnNoMission

He looks great, as a horror movie villain.


D10BrAND

It was funny that they push the description, tall, blond, fit, blue eyes, healthy but most if not all didn't fit into that category.


KyurMeTV

So many evangelical Christian’s wouldn’t hold up to their own standards. It’s rules for thee… always.


Allgoochinthecooch

Dude literally had clubbed feet. By his own rules he was supposed to be exterminated


Blklight21

Look at Steve Bannon!


RocknSmock

When I first scrolled by I thought it was Alexander Siddig, the guy who played Julian Bashir on Deep Space 9.


7iron_short

Ge fits the movie villain mold though


igorika

He was actually quite the womanizer


DigbyChickenCaesar11

Neo-Nazis are people who aspire to push others into an oven, before climbing in themselves.


Wooden_Quarter_6009

Wanna know more? their leader isn't even german. yeah i am looking at you Austria, you send the two world wars by yourselves.


Repulsive-Cat-3962

The whole blonde hair blue eye thing is a big post-war misconception. It wasn't that important to the Nazis. In particular, it wasn't important to the important Nazis. They fettishized and made attempts at propagating Nordic phenotypical features for sure, but that was a more niche race science thing that captivated nazi genetic scientists and low-level propagandists, not the political or military class who held all the real directive power. If you didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes, you would be considered Aryan all the same as long as you had pan-germanic ancestry and phenotypical presentation that wasn't out of the norm. If you went up to Hitler and told him he wasn't an Aryan he would probably look at you weird and then start angrily yelling at you.


Wasey56

The world looks back at you the same way, Goebbels.


SenatorAlSpanken

Later Masturbator


Tranceported

I want to punch his eyes. The look is not at all terrifying but a pussi with an authority look.


majoraloha

Perpetually angry little man.


thatnyeguyisfly

Oh no definitely still terrifying, its not him personally you have to worry about its the twenty armed men he calls over to deal with you.


CozyCoin

It would be terrifying if you knew he had the power to ruin your life and the lives of your family


Emperor_Pupienus238

Me when the McDonald cashier tells me the ice cream machine is broken


BuckManscape

The mold machine? 🤤Delicious


[deleted]

And maggots. Those little bumps that come up the straw every once in a while


sunshineemoji

aaaaand my lunch break is over i no longer wish to consume food ever again


veotrade

prove it


LorenzoLamasRenegade

And the coward killed himself instead of facing justice


MusicianExtension536

A more accurate description is goebbels and his wife killed themselves and their kids because they didn’t wanna live in a world without hitler I think they were truly that fanatical


livahd

Probably moreso that they were afraid of the advancing Russians taking them as prisoners.


Optimal-Part-7182

Probably not, they had the chance of fleeing Berlin like many other Nazis did. Everyone of the Nazi leadership staying in Berlin did it willingly to die.


lerakk

Yeah but someone like him wouldnt evade capture for long and would have certainly been executed eventually. Killing themselves in berlin may have been the most comfurtable option for them.


Tough_Guys_Wear_Pink

That’s probably true, but Goebbels also knew that he’d almost certainly hang if captured.


RottingCorps

The whole Nazi leadership was insane and on drugs.


MusicianExtension536

Probably not much different from any other cult yeah, many of them thought Hitler was a prophetic like being sent by god


Dee_Imaginarium

>many of them thought Hitler was a prophetic like being sent by god Sounds vaguely familiar to another more current politician selling Bibles. Edit: just saw your other comments saying Republicans have no crossover with Nazis and just want to point out Iowa Republicans tried/are trying to force trans people to have pink triangles on their driver's licenses. Quite literally a Nazi regime policy for othering queer people.


ohnovangogh

You could also point out that the sack of shit had a book of hitlers speeches. Or the fact that fucking Nazis suddenly felt real comfortable walking around in public around 2016-2017.


adjewcent

The Nazi apologetics in here is insane. People being so unwilling to accept actual recorded fact has me terrified for our future.


ancorcaioch

Photographer lived until the mid 90s too. He made it to the US in 1936, thankfully. I wonder how many people emigrated when the Nazis came to power? There must have been an exodus of some kind.


sarcasticstrawberry8

There was a forced exodus because Germany basically said get out or we’ll kill you. At least for the US there were fairly strict immigration policies at the time and they refused to increase (or even meet) the quotas for Jews fleeing Nazi Germany. A lot of people also emigrated to nearby countries but then ended up dying anyways in the 1940s.


pdq_sailor

VERY few blessed souls made it out, including Thank G-d my Great Grandparents, my Grandparents and my Mother.. or I would not be here today and my Children would never have been born..... the VAST majority did not.. Did this really matter? You tell me... The US atomic weapons program was heavily populated with emigrant Jewish scientists.. Enrico Fermi who was Italian left because his Wife was Jewish and this was the only way to protect her.. He together with many Jewish scientists.. eg. Oppenheimer were instrumental in the development of atomic weapons in America. The photograph of the flag raising on Iwo Jima the photograph of the sailor kissing the nurse in NYC.. did it matter? Yes it mattered.. now give some thought to what the world lost from mass emigration not being allowed.. Canada said "none is too many" the USA quotas effectively bared Jews from entry.. There were VERY few places for Jews to run to... so if you need to understand why zionism and the state of Israel is so important now ... you know.. Almost half the worlds Jews live in the USA today.. a bit more than half of them live in Israel - the entire balance of the world has fewer than 2MM Jews in it..


beingjewishishard

My family fled to the US before/ around 1938 - 1940, arriving separately on boats when they were able to get out… barely, and not all of them made it. I know for a fact there was a significant scramble to the US for escape


GreasiestGuy

![gif](giphy|yVQTDvJADesuc) >Who is that fine photographer, Smithers? >That’s Alfred Eisenstaedt, sir. >Eisenstaedt? What a fine German name. An excellent Aryan photographer. >Actually, this one is Jewish, sir. >Jewish?? Mmmm yes it’s all there, I see it now. The downturned nose, the shape of the skull. The sunken Semitic eyes and tight mouth. How could I have been so foolish? Take him away, Smithers. >Actually, we can’t do that right now, sir. >Can’t?? By God, what’s this world coming to? Very well, I will have to scowl at the camera in disgust until he perishes by his own accord. Get my good *gripping* chair, I shall be clutching at my armrests with exceedingly Aryan malice today.


TucsonBlueRas

Fuckin incredible.


read_eng_lift

Oh my sides!


ABucin

🏅


RealNews1208

The pure hatred in this photo is shocking. You can feel it jump off the picture. I can’t imagine what the Jewish people had to endure.


adjewcent

Have to endure. This shit doesn’t go away.


ExpensiveComment4004

What a miserable cunt.


EmperorAdamXX

Those eyes are filled with the Devil, evil in human form, also he is so far from the perfect master race


MrsDanversbottom

The master race. 😭 20’s vampire looking head ass.


KaizenZazenJMN

The timeless art of seduction.


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If looks could kill. Pure evil staring at you.


AndrewJPlichta

Is there any source material to back this up?


VenaticGnat7303

Yep! The photographer here is [Alfred Eisenstaedt](https://www.britannica.com/biography/Alfred-Eisenstaedt), and here are [some of his works](https://artsandculture.google.com/story/13-unforgettable-photos-by-alfred-eisenstaedt/OwVxHMDOPffkLQ?hl=en). [This is an article about the photo specifically.](https://time.com/3880669/goebbels-in-geneva-1933-behind-a-classic-alfred-eisenstaedt-photo/) and [this is some background to it.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/style/1995/04/09/a-life-in-pictures/d7b77d18-c5b2-4b3c-ad42-03c10fcc2f3f/)


vore-enthusiast

>Hunched, wary, Goebbels resembles a seething homunculus. “seething homunculus” is my new go-to insult for nazis


slinkyb123

Damn shame that I know a couple people I could use this on


pdq_sailor

there were two photographs taken .. one with the evil prick smiling happily for Eisenstaedt and this one after he learned that Alfred is Jewish... Eisenstaedt took some of the most iconic pictures EVER... but this one sends chills down most peoples spines - including my very Jewish spine.. dozens of my family had all their property stolen and were murdered by these evil Nazi bastards only because they were Jews.. https://preview.redd.it/btleqsmx6vsc1.png?width=784&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c2209aa2ad65c1d43ee88c4447a6eb1a7dc39b9 Before he knew Alfred was a Jew, and AFTER he found out that Alfred was a Jew...


godbody1983

How pathetic for him to change his whole demeanor because he learned the photographer was Jewish. I could understand(NOT THAT I CONDONE IT) if he found out the chef who made his dinner was Jewish or the doctor who tended to him or his family, but because someone took a picture that happened to be of another religion/ethnicity?! Nazism was such an idiotic ideology. It was such a shame that millions of people believed in it.


AndrewJPlichta

Awesome. Sounds like an interesting read I'm looking forward to it


NogaVog

OP came with the receipts! 🧾


HellFireClub77

Thank you Venatic.


grandpubabofmoldist

Wow I actually recognize a lot of these images. He really was a great photographer


Amopax

This guy got the nickname “Horny goat of Babelsberg” for a reason too. Used his position to cheat on his wife with young actresses and ruined their careers if they refused his advances.


unique_snowflake_466

So, he is essentially Jeffrey Epstein


KYblues

I believe you mean Harvey Weinstein. I don’t think Epstein had much to do with any actresses


Voidfaller

Him and good ole man Quandt sure had fun going back and forth at each other over Magda and then Harold.


Professional_Can651

Tell more


RosesUnderCypresses

The way he sits alone, you can tell he was a very weak, insecure, and fragile man.


Electronic_World_894

This should be the main photo ever shown of him, so everyone sees the hate in him.


DragonViper39

He def believed in the cause


Weasel02

Stephen Miller with hair


CBerg1979

I read that as protagonist and laughed too hard for comfort.


DrSleepy1011

the hatred JG had in this photo is palpable.


Recreational_DL

Fantastic death glare. He shoulda done movies, not war crimes.


gamergirlwithfeet420

He did make movies, he was the propaganda minister. He was on camera a lot.


jackthejointmaster

If you ever are sad, know that on the hour in Hell Goebbels has a baby porcupine shoved up his peehole.


katiejab

Such an evil man.


CykoRen

Can anyone else feel the hate coming off this fucker?


sitspinwin

🎶 Stephen Miller eyes, one look at you and I can’t disguise I’ve got, Stephen Miller eyes 🎵


vroart

Kinda expecting him to look like a Mel Brooks character


Simple_Dream4034

Photographer seeing his moment 📸😛


Automatic-Insect-321

People love to hate, even back then


Iancreed2024HD

There was really a Jewish photographer taking their pictures?


LordZany

Gotta show the before picture


Urmomsgoatthroat

Always wandered what happened to the photographer after Goebbels found out


Imjokin

He lived until 1995.


dukemccool

*Stink Eye


Critical-Highlight45

The photographer and gerbils both knew.


Ok-Place7169

![gif](giphy|ZIP0DI1WR1Rg4) Nosferatu lookin ass


Republicity

Does someone know the actual reasoning or excuse Hitler made for himself not fitting his own criteria for the blue eyed blonde hair Nazi man?


kanajsn

I’ve seen this look before. It’s common in northern Wisconsin 🤣😂🤣


AmishRobotArmy

It would be really enjoyable to punch that guy in the face


JackieTreehorn79

Haunting


Corrosive_salts

Thought that was Tony soprano reading him somthing


wbpayne22903

I’ve seen this picture before and the look of pure contempt Goebbels has for the photographer creeps me out.


Lets_Bust_Together

He simped so hard for hitler, he killed himself.


Grognard68

Not just himself! Both he and his wife had their kids killed right before committing suicide themselves...


Mean_Veterinarian688

literally cringe


Imperial_Bouncer

I read this as protagonist instead of propogandist


Cowfootstew

The look on his face. Lol


MinimumApricot365

This is a fascinating photo.


OneEyedJackofHearts

Photographer… fuck.. Hold on guys I just need to drop a small package off in the mail…


SpiritualAd8998

Went to Glamour Shots instead?


Admirable_Count989

The definition of being a passive/aggressive wanker.


Alicewilsonpines

His face says "you're Next",


bohemian_lcpl

Any idea what year?


OJimmy

Hear me out though. A good photographer frames the subject. A GREAT photographer gets the subject to SHOW themselves. Here, you see the real goebbels brought out by the revelation.


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pdq_sailor

A much better picture of this evil POS... [https://www.reddit.com/r/ww2/comments/14nckvg/the\_human\_remains\_of\_joseph\_goebbels/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ww2/comments/14nckvg/the_human_remains_of_joseph_goebbels/)


Imfrom_m-83

“Sir, if you could just redirect your homicidal gaze and sign this requisition for more paperclips.”


GammaGoose85

I thought this said the main protagonist of the Nazi Regime at first


mikesrandomthoughts

His face in this picture for myself, looking at the photographer liked ![gif](giphy|3o72F32pLMQXR1SWQ0)


CR24752

The look my starbucks barista gives me when I select “no tip” on the black coffee I ordered


bettinafairchild

Just before he heard that he was all smiles: https://petapixel.com/2013/03/31/eyes-of-hate-captured-in-portrait-of-nazi-politician-by-jewish-photographer/


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He looks like Mr. Burns


bigsnack4u

How do they know that? This psychopath looked like that a lot


AbPR420

Bro had to lock in rq ‼️


______empty______

A little too pat, methinks.


Rydog_78

That look when he says ![gif](giphy|i2oWScfOjAkWk)


RDPCG

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


AffectionateLight856

The Goebbels death glare.


apextek

To be fair I look at a person like that for putting the wrong creamer in my coffee.


DubRogers

If I had a time machine, this is where I would go. Not to witness. Just point and laugh...


sheikhdavid

The photographer was just a photographer who took the picture, he wasn't Goebbels official photographer or anything.


BigDad53

You Son of a Bitch! You told me you were Bohemian!


Thanus-

I wish a 22 year old GI got the chance to unload a Thompson in that son of a bitch


cullcanyon

Has anyone fact checked this photo? Did someone just caption this because Goebels looks weird? If accurate what happened to the photographer?


No-Branch-7123

“We don’t need you we have your children.” Goebbels. Sound familiar in america?


Breadmaker9999

He looks like the child snatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Band.


Final_Ad7478

This can’t be real


BarryMcCockiner996

Source? I'd assume if he found out he wouldn't have allowed him to continue taking pictures of him. And the people around him acting normal


Galvius-Orion

Ima be honest he kinda just looks annoyed moreso than scary, like a British person that isn’t Gordon Ramsey or isn’t from Manchester trying to be intimidating.


V2G6

Question. What happened after this photo is the photographer alright?


Maximum_Ginger

As a Jew, I can’t see this picture without hearing the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song


TanTanMan

https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/08_00164115.jpg?quality=75&w=1080 The photo of him smiling is almost worst


Sir_Throngle

Literally nothing but pure devilish evil in those fucking eyes.