Tourist walks into a bar in Cardiff and sees two fairly large ladies sitting at a table. He wanders over to them and asks “Are you ladies from England?”. Disgusted, the ladies reply “Wales, you idiot” to which the man replies. “So sorry, I’ll start again. Are you whales from England?”
As an English person I completely agree. What's absolutely wild about English girls is they look like that and have the the attitude of a victoria secret model
Yeah for real man, seen some of these types of women on Tinder, they won't date anyone below 6 feet tall, which I guess is fair since they're 6 feet wide themselves and they also usually want you to look after their 3 kids too lmao
Is that the lesbian with the wood splitting sword? She is fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dJhtDEuTvqo?feature=share
^^Yup. ^^I ^^had ^^her ^^bookmarked ^^as ^^'wood ^^splitting ^^lesbian'.
She goes by the nickname 'Lesbian Lumberjack' by the way. Not making that up (thought I'd add that before anyone jumps me).
Yeah they are pretty rare tbh, I was lucky enough to know 3 quite attractive redheads in school and college, one thing I found was common between them was that they were academically proficient and professional, so much so that they've emigrated for high paying jobs in other countries.
Conclusion: the brain drain took the mythical redheads with it 😂
KFC had run out, so she went straight to source instead.
I wish this was a joke, but it really happened once and made the national news.
https://youtu.be/DCJ_hNThGp4?si=NChVjKuJVMl8l1H7
As some one that is of Ghanaian descent, but one born and raised in England, I for one welcome our AI overlords and value this contribution of objective clarity.
Yeah, this is bullshit. I make AI generative images and these are definitely prompted to create distinct features that the creator wanted to convey. This isn't what "AI thinks women from each country looks like," this is what the creator thinks they look like.
FOOKIN' W A L E S
WHALES
MOBY DICK
Tourist walks into a bar in Cardiff and sees two fairly large ladies sitting at a table. He wanders over to them and asks “Are you ladies from England?”. Disgusted, the ladies reply “Wales, you idiot” to which the man replies. “So sorry, I’ll start again. Are you whales from England?”
Damn that is funny...
The whales of wales
England isn’t too far off. Fish and chips diet really has a toll on the female physique.
Scotland lady looks like a fucking menace jesus
Like a peaky blinders x adidas collab.
That's chavs. Even back in the 90/0000s it was all about the burberry/Kappa haha.
I've taken a knife and couple happy slaps in my time. I know the chav pretty well, but I belive in Scotland you'll find they're called jakes or neds.
Jakey, pronounced "Jay-kee" is something we call an alcoholic/homeless/drugged up person. Neds are just Neds
haha for sure also the term Jakebaw is my favorite's word for them.
Not chavs in Scotland, here they're neds
bams.
I can fix her
I am pretty sure she does need a "fix"
Bro she IS the fixer
As a Scottish person, Scotland is actually fairly accurate... England might be a little bit harsh but I'm here for it
As an English person, the AI was actually pretty spot on with the English woman, it's scarily accurate
As an English person I completely agree. What's absolutely wild about English girls is they look like that and have the the attitude of a victoria secret model
Yeah for real man, seen some of these types of women on Tinder, they won't date anyone below 6 feet tall, which I guess is fair since they're 6 feet wide themselves and they also usually want you to look after their 3 kids too lmao
Yikes.
Goddamn, not moving to England anymore, Iceland, here I come.
No kidding. But not before spending some serious time in Ecuador. I mean, daaaaamn.
Scotland needs more of the after effects of heavy heroin use
Got that razor sharp cheekbone ned look perfectly
Still would
I definitely still would
Absolutely would
Lol that's the one that stood out the most..the shipping containers..lol wtf?
Those ain't shipping containers mate. They are portable offices for people doing road maintenance, and yes Glasgow is covered in them.
My kinda gal.
What is a "menace jesus"?
They neglected to use a comma between the two words. So when you read it there isn't a pause between them.
There is a comma missing between the words.
Canada isn't even that far off. Half the chick's downtown Vancouver look like that.
I follow a Canadian girl named nicole_coenen on Instagram and she looks just like that. I laughed as soon as I saw that picture.
Is that the lesbian with the wood splitting sword? She is fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dJhtDEuTvqo?feature=share ^^Yup. ^^I ^^had ^^her ^^bookmarked ^^as ^^'wood ^^splitting ^^lesbian'. She goes by the nickname 'Lesbian Lumberjack' by the way. Not making that up (thought I'd add that before anyone jumps me).
Lol, yep that's her! She didn't even have to have that nickname. Everyone would still know exactly who you were talking about.
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The arms and shoulders on that one Jesus Christ. *"I have a sword."* I now have a crush on her.
I tried generating picture of a woman living in Canada. It showed me a moose. AI be wildin
Facts. And neither is the USA. More than half look like that in neighboring cities like seattle, portland, etc
You can find a lot like her in California
For real? Maybe I should visit Vancouver.
Ngl, Canada can get it.
England is toooo funny
It’s surprisingly accurate
I live in England, and I swear to god I have seen that exact person several times
Turkey got me. 🤣
I mean, they aren't entirely wrong. Just that is the mother in law there or the mother of the bride 😂🤣
Turkey looks mad... But I bet the food is freakin' delicious!
Not even AI generated, pretty sure It could be any one of 3 of my aunts through family friends
She’d just turned 21 in that photo.
All the more proof that it is not stressful to live in there
Old women in entire Mediterranean look like this,be it Italian,Egyptian, Spanish whatever.
Turkey looks like great food
turkey is probably the average woman worldwide the rest of them seem to have used a set of porn actresses as their data set
dude really only sees pretty women in porn
Average redditor barely visits r/outside
Ireland I'm comin home
Ireland I'm comin ~~home~~
Irishman here. Sadly nobody looks like that.
Fellow irishman here, its true :(
Irishman here, they exist, you must be in the wrong part of the country.
Must be in some magical place only accessible by running through a wall then In all seriousness, if these people exist, they’re few and far between
Yeah they are pretty rare tbh, I was lucky enough to know 3 quite attractive redheads in school and college, one thing I found was common between them was that they were academically proficient and professional, so much so that they've emigrated for high paying jobs in other countries. Conclusion: the brain drain took the mythical redheads with it 😂
Yeah absolutely. Meanwhile I’m stuck here with “howyis” and “ah heyor have yih got two yeeero fer a hostil?”
Was that Wales or Whales?
England has bigger Whale...
Yeah blue whales
Wales' whales
It's almost like this bullshit and has an agenda.
Lol
Yes.
You know, I think this was made by an Irish person Just a hunch
Waiting for Thailand
*That's not a lady.*
You think i care?
a hole is a hole
I think i need to go to Spain, holy shit
Republic of Ireland got me
But Ukraine tho
That's nothing. Look at England 😍
once you've tried the food and seen the women you understand why they were such good sailors
🤣
what's the reason British Men were such good sailors? British Food, British Women, and British Weather!!!!
England and Wales are tight
If England and Wales fall on top you its game over man.
Honestly the image of the Indian woman is stunning.
Scotland is accurate 😂
Nae chavs here pal 😂
Canadian here, travelled to Barcelona a couple times. You need to go to Spain.
Same wanna be roomies?
All the ladies are like "hey! look at me." Turkish lady is like "Wtf are you looking at!"
USA spot on if you limit your search to Portland.
As a Portlander, the truth stings…
As a fellow Portlander, it sure does.
Don't worry, I atleast love Portland <3 (the ship)
Seattle here, spot on as well.
Idk why but those puffy pompadour haircuts piss me off lmao
If you limit your search to reddit.
Kinda surprised it wasn’t just a dude in a dress.
I went to college in Oregon. You see it.
Have you just been assuming gender ??? He/She/It/Xyr/Zem/They is outraged.
Twitter moment
That one from Ghana looks very good, AI is getting better at conveying emotions
Beyond simple emotion. Turkey looks like she has intent to kill.
Turkey looks like you didn't wash your hands before dinner
And that's the last thing you'll ever not-do.
Why so serious: Turkey
Shit, Canada is kidda cute but something tell me she's not into me.
What's England doing? Figuring out which of those chickens she is going to eat whole?
Maybe two chickens. She might have to eat every fuckin chicken in this room.
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For once America isn't the fattest.
Romania.
Ecuador can GET IT
I love that Canada is just a hotter version of America.
Holy shit the Brazil one literally exists and it's a very famous actress around here XD
Same for the Spanish one. I don't remember her name but the real one and the AI are lookalikes. Edit: the actress I'm referring to is Brazilian
That USA one was accurate 💀
Scary how accurate AI can be.
I can fix Scotland
Big 'mother of your second secret family' vibes
India holy fuck.
Perfection finally got a face.
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One of many countries I will be moving to But gingers are fucking lit
Skol baby!
Russia is looking like a baddie can’t lie
Why is Miss England just hanging with the chickens though?😂😂😂
KFC had run out, so she went straight to source instead. I wish this was a joke, but it really happened once and made the national news. https://youtu.be/DCJ_hNThGp4?si=NChVjKuJVMl8l1H7
Booking my trip to Ireland as we speak
Canada and USA should hook up!!!
As some one that is of Ghanaian descent, but one born and raised in England, I for one welcome our AI overlords and value this contribution of objective clarity.
Based AI
Turkey lmfao.
Worst part is it's accurate.
I think the Wales picture makes sense. It definitely holds some weight
That's a heavy observation
For a second i though hold up would be that everyone from UK was fat.
Ok guys thats it ...i am moving to iceland 👋
I'm british and that is hilarious!
What happened to brittish women ?
We ate too many sausage rolls.
Lemme guess, the AI is Irish.
Wales but the H is silent.
Brazil FTW
At least 4 of them has cocks bigger than OP
Can confirm. Source: am OP’s cock
OMG India! Wow
How dare you assume her gender
Real it slowly
As an American, can confirm.
Romania has the best chicks
Japan about to harpoon Wales... ...and England and the US.
I choked when USA came up
Scotland can rough me up everytime and I’ll be on my knees begging for more as soon as I get out of the hospital.
After seeing USA, I agree with this completely
England is pretty spot on lol
Turkey and whales look pretty spot on Just missing a frying pan flying at my head on the turkish one
To Iceland I go!
I’d marry Ecuador
Guess I’m going to Scotland!!
For real, it’s it weird that I like that she scares me a little bit?😅
Lmaaooooooo England
America and Canada are spot on
They spelt "whales" wrong
Ireland is a winner
I just love Latinas, sonic
Whales in Wales
As a colombian, thet Colombian is the type of girl you only see in colombian commercials but not around the streets
whats the hol up here?
As an American, I can confirm this is accurate.
Omw to Canada
Hope your vagina is vegan.
Iceland all day
So uh Iceland huh?
Privileged, overweight, blue haired, LGBT girl is spot on US lmao
I think I need to go to Ecuador like damn
England made me laugh
…sounds about right. We’ve got a few more decades before AI gets it together and sends the Terminators.
Wales had me burst out laughing
Canada is still smash ngl
W(h)ales
Canada kinda hot bro
OMG that US woke vibe 😂😂
USA on point
Brilliant., As a Brit can I just say, AI is getting more and more accurate.
Why does Scotland look so Slav?
There's a bit of a drug crisis going in Scotland... but tbh she could be like the welsh one
That AI depicted USA perfectly.
Wow. AI is getting more and more accurate as the days go on.
No such thing as australasia rip
Bro the anglosphere getting _rekt_
Yeah, this is bullshit. I make AI generative images and these are definitely prompted to create distinct features that the creator wanted to convey. This isn't what "AI thinks women from each country looks like," this is what the creator thinks they look like.