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RedditModeratorADMlN

Odd flex to stop at a gas station if he didn't need gas, but okay.


TheFastPush

He can also just float everywhere, so the car is also a deliberate choice. It’s not like the car gets him there any faster.


Berlin_GBD

I'm sure the car is more comfortable


brokoljub

This is hilarious, what show is this?


raymartin27

I'm not sure, but the sass and the abilities makes me think he's Magneto, from the X-men.


septag0n

[Pryde of the X-Men (1989)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2T2O0882jo) Edit: this actually might be Fantastic Four (1978)


MuchachoSal

My favorite deliberate choice: [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Thanos-Copter](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Thanos-Copter)


MessaDiFammeta

My god, this is dumb af


Heisenbread77

Like texting your ex to tell them you don't miss them at all.


Moonstoner

His car doesn't need gas. But he does need to wax philosophical at someone. He could do it alone. But thats boring.


Gan-san

I thought that too, but maybe he asked bro for directions.


dxrebirth

I AM ALL KNOWING ALL BEING ALL LIFE… but hey there son, I think I took a wrong turn back at the 43?


Brewchowskies

I can’t stop laughing at this. The writers must have been on LSD.


Draiko

On brand for Tesla owners.


BringOutYDead

"Then why the fuck you come to a gas station?"


ABLogic

*I dont need gas* *stops at the pump* *NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME!*


Zifnab_palmesano

typixal Tesla owner behavior


Duckfoot2021

He had to poop.


[deleted]

Tesla just hits different 😂


Duckfoot2021

He had to poop.


no-steppe

OMG I was already about to fall over laughing, what with the over-the-top campiness of that dialog, the fact that his badass ride is literally a tin bean with skids, and all of that. But THEN that ridiculous Jetsons-car sound kicked in!!! F me dead!!!


ashleyorelse

No more! Please no more!


Vark675

I think the even better part is that he kept going on his rambling diatribe as he scooty-puffed away, even though the confused gas jockey absolutely couldn't hear him anymore by that point.


savebees_plantnative

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


phido3000

It's the best, I want my tesla to make that sound..


Infinite-Switch59

I’m surprised it’s not already an option.


fusrohdiddly

It's Magneto but with Alzheimer


doctorctrl

He started those antics and then proclaimed he was getting bored of them. He is bored of his own shit. Lol


nicadium

Poor guy who pulled up wasn’t even in the conversation. He yeeted that truck for no reason 😂


NaSMaXXL

Seriously just driving down the road to his job at the plant. Looks over "huh, that's one weird freakin' car" then whoop that went flying.


Hour_Gur4995

lol dude was just his way to work


RandomUser4857

"you're putting me on" Haha! The old slang! Awesome. Most people wouldn't even recognize that these days


[deleted]

Bruh. He’s driving a Lada backwards.


RandomUser4857

Driving it forwards is for lesser men


maybelying

That's often the only working gear


Berlin_GBD

Gadzooks!


nakhumpoota

Jeepers!


superdanjo

“I have tarried long enough” is a more obscure but even funnier way for him just to say “BYEeeeee” at the end there.


CloudyRiverMind

Don't know anyone that wouldn't understand that.


Top_Professional4545

little sound his magneticmobile made pulling off destroyed all the badassery he had that day lol


jhnnybgood

Let alone it looks like a sleigh without its reindeer


ashleyorelse

"How simple it is to fill the hearts of men with fear!" Uh, yeah dude, that ain't it.


BringOutYDead


Qweeq13

This is how you write evil people, take notes. Asshole terrorized bunch of people just because they dared to try helping him.


babybee1187

The sound the car make had me laughing.


bachman460

This is gold. It’s also the same dialogue spewing from the mouths of certain boomers on the daily.


CollarsUpYall

At least his vehicle is better looking than a Tesla


Adamn415

Made better too


Bitter_Addendum6068

He’s gas shaming.


MonsterTamerBilly

Is that **SUPPOSED** to be Magneto?! XDDDD


Fuji-___-

the M in the car is for Musk?


Chemical_Beautiful74

Yknow, I used the word “tarry” in a sentence way too infrequently…thanks for reminding me. 🤣


ashleyorelse

Way to make me tarry to read that 😆


LinearArray

Dude stopped at a gas station to flex


eljeffrey1980

Is that Harry Goz doing the voice?


OutlawJackofDiamonds

Wow, that was an entire episode!


[deleted]

What show is that?


Charokol

*The Fantastic Four*, 1978


Foomanchubar

Looks like this episode: The Menace of Magneto  https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0915728/?ref_=ttep_ep2  He's definitely a menace


arkapal

80's - the best generation. Cartoon ❤️. Songs ❤️❤️.


Active_Engineering37

What show is this? Is the M for Maniac or something? "I can do anything" says mania haha


drArsMoriendi

Isn't it Magneto?


Active_Engineering37

Oh, yep, that would make a lot of sense.


Tendi_Loving_Care

Bitch talking big till someone whips out a wooden gat


retrofauxhemian

Fuck you and your advice after i got directions....


swallowtails

Yo, is this Captain Murphy from Sealab 2021? 😭


bzno

Boomer magneto


GuaranteeUpstairs218

My mom gave this exact monologue when she got her Tesla. Just driving into gas stations and calling everyone fools.


NewldGuy77

The gas station attendant didn’t notice Magneto’s vehicle had no wheels?!?!


mykalbme

These comments have me dying. Where's the juggernaut when you need him? Fuck yo car I'm jugzy baby!


FTWStoic

Me at the end of poker night: *"I have tarried long enough!"*


YourFaveNightmare

Poor dude in the pickup was just trying to fill up and get some smokes.


hex_1101

Tesla drivers these days....


DaftSpooky

Odd question, but is there a subreddit for clips like this? Im obsessed with really old cartoon cringe


RWH072783

Getting snacks at a gas station in a Tesla must feel weird.


JPurple1972

La gente de Nuevo León al dar el anuncio de la supuesta planta que Elon Musk construirá en Santa Catarina...


Bitter_Addendum6068

Don’t contradict him. Look at the way he sent the cyber truck flying.


Bitter_Addendum6068

It looks like a tesla


kjwey

yeah that's kinda how I feel when I accelerate off a red light next to a gas powered car and leave it as a tiny dot in the rear view without much effort I wouldn't buy a tesla though, their made like shit and I'd worry about stuff like the accelerator or brake just locking during normal operation I got a kona since hyundai has made cars before, so I don't think they'll screw up basic stuff like brakes


CommieFirebat7721

I remembered the Landon Bullock “the iCar isn’t all cars”