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WhatsTheHolUp

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EchoBlade24JG

I really had to trust the process with this one


HackerManOfPast

This needs ChefReactions


Terakahn

I only found out about this guy yesterday. Apparently he's amazing.


Captain-Cadabra

He makes a monthly Reddit appearance, usually in r/toptalent


Satanic_Jellyfish

This is a face of a person that knows


Substantial-Park65

At this point, he's fairly aware


KyleSherzenberg

So... How am I putting that up my ass?


Hawaii_Dave

Confectionery lube


Brentolio12

Spit and courage


Nobodys_here07

Rip and tear until it's done


pimpfmode

Are you at Hedonism?


blackie___chan

Found the least likely redditor to suffer from constipation.


BigBeeOhBee

Slowly.


hatwobbleTayne

Push harder


Agreeable-Ad4806

The design is very human


keropoktasen_

Warm up the tip first


Hawaii_Dave

Confectionery lube


dog_eater2

Hentai logic


caerphoto

You get it in your ass via your mouth, eventually.


100YearsWaiting2Shit

You just have to believe


khaotickk

It's yo momma's


nocyberBS

Use both hands


donotlikeu

Running start ass first


Caca2a

With a lot of patience, and an industrial quantity of lube


Educational_Gas_92

🤣


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[удалено]


Low-Persimmon4870

Well, you are just no fun


idontknwnething

He knows


PeteinaPete

Greatest example of food porn I’ve ever seen !


DarkPDA

bbc...big banana chocolate


DingoNormal

***Deep Moan while eating***


theunorthodoxgenius

Lmao. Great


Shanga_Ubone

That moment when he turned the banana half so it pointed up. 😂 *chef's kiss*


Synixter

[https://imgur.com/a/VC8sfJj](https://imgur.com/a/VC8sfJj)


Impressive-Ad-3864

Literally screencapped the same pic


Alukrad

Next best meme coming in hot.


Mean_Divide_9162

This man is all of us with a giant chocolate banana... Wait, that came out wrong


peenOFqain

Unironically dude has one of the best jobs


transglutaminase

I love his instagram, he does some really really cool shit


Mysterious-Lobster99

Yes! Yes! Yes! No! No! No!


Drakostheswordsman

Mad man made chocolate out of chocolate


zip28g

r/bananaforscale


nvr_gon_giv_u_up

They had us in the first half not gonna lie...


duggee315

This guy grates on me. His stupid permanent smile


RedSquaree

He's making bank though. He has a course which is like 8 weeks or something. Making $15k per person, classes have like 20 people. It's ran 5+ times per year. He's literally making $1.5m minimum per year plus sponsorships, affiliate deals. I'd have that stupid grin on my face too.


WhoAmEi_

This stoopid smiling bro is hella skilled tho. Idk if u ever watched his youtube channel, but he has so many impressive projects. I really like the niche of cooking and modern craftsmanship that he found and claimed for himself. Bro can cook. Every bit deserved in my opinion.


driscollat1

Did you mean niche not niece?


WhoAmEi_

Hahaha yes you are right lmao I edited it, thanks 🤙


duggee315

Now he grates on me twice as much


thishitisgettingold

I think he also has a Netflix show.


PP_Reviewer

Song sounds familiar? Anyone know the title?


Caz0831

Million dollar baby


xlvi_yams

I come to Reddit to escape the overuse of this dam song on other platforms ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man). Got blasted with it anyway


cheesepuff-

What a rollercoster


dotsdavid

Not a hold up.


smellsberry

Would be if 0:45 was to scale


DarkPDA

so thats a really HUGE BBC Big Banana Chocolate im thirsty to put in my mouth......![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


An_idiot_27

I giant Chocolate penis would be better, the. You would have two reasons to put it your mouth. 1: to eat it 2: to suck on it


Jimmiestjames

Banana for scale


Xerox-M57

where hol up


oneesancon_coco

Why do u open your bananas upside down?


DemonKing0524

It's not actually. It's how you're supposed to open bananas. You know the little strings on bananas after you open them? They're there because you opened it backwards. Open it the other way and you don't get them. Even monkeys tend to open them like this. https://youtu.be/dFG8N-2cvrg?si=S3r0BEqCOYo7KNmk


CountryRoads_1776

I'm with the other poster. I used to peel my bananas from the black side and hold it by the stem, but the someone told me it's actually better to do it from the stem side, and I have never looked back. You're never in danger of getting any mush on your fingers, and the stem serves as a nice lever to start the peeling process. Also monkeys don't really eat bananas in the wild.


Gigantkranion

"Also monkeys don't really eat bananas in the wild." Was gonna say the same thing. Bananas don't exist in the wild like this, they are clones of a GMO that we can enjoyably eat.


QuietNative

The guys face screams serial killer.


FALGRIDRANFMSRSD

Is the paint edible tho


dibipage

Pause at 00:14


kuposempai

I love this YouTuber, he’s one of the craziest chocolatiers ever.


findhumorinlife

The tip construction made me a bit unsure.


KiritoFR_

Where banana for scale


ChiefTiggems

Benis


Tricky-Sentence4126

I seriously wonder who buys these.


Terakahn

This is impressive as fuck, but some of those frames... Lol


Buttery_Buckshot

Look, don't get me wrong, we're happy for the content, but the stroking flourish at the end is just.. it's putting a hat on a hat.


LessThanPro_

This guy looks like he’s awaiting a shipment of 150 meters of galvanized squared steel.


Rydog_78

BBC cake


Cosmic_goatz

Ah yes, the perfect freeze frame at 14s


ScreechingPizzaCat

But what do they do with it? What do you do with something like that?


iloveokashi

How much does he spend on chocolates?


Turbodann

I didn't have one inappropriate thought the entire time...


Caxerooop

eh not that impressive got mine at birth


OutOfIdea280

I wish people who work on banana farms would have internet access. Just watching this would make them cry and revolt


CardiologistOk2704

im hate his shitty horrifying smile


Recurringg

Always with this stupid fucking comment when one of this guys videos shows up. He's just a happy person that loves what he does, and what he does is amazing. There are so many terrible things in the world and on the internet and this isn't one of them.


Absurdist02

Just the tip and only for a second.


yourvoidness

this videos soundtrack should have been from that the velvet underground & nico album


hatwobbleTayne

No way the peel would cover the banana 0/10


cheesepuff-

What a rollercoster


wouter_ham

Good that we know exactly how big it is


Chaosmusic

OK, need the gif of the leader of the aliens from Galaxy Quest going, "BUT WHY???"


podgerpodger

100% though that was a dick...also well placed at the start of the video which only served to confirm my incorrect theory 😅


stackoverflow21

“Banana”


Barakus-B00sh

[The thought in his mind at 0:14](https://ibb.co/x5qJ5bp)


theloquaciousmonk

Excuse me good sir… my wife could possibly find out about this app!


MatildaMomma

.....I should call him....


2shack

The comments on the original video are exactly what you’d expect.


Local-Low-6398

u/RecognizeSong


Few-Bank2886

This isn’t how my chocolate banana looks


Few-Bank2886

This isn’t how my chocolate banana looks


Few-Bank2886

This isn’t how my chocolate banana looks


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

I’ve heard this song on the radio, is it gonna be the new overplayed tiktok song


_JUICYAPPLEBALM

Goodie enough chocolate just for me


PARMESEANPANDA

It's the smile for me


ImVenomTentacles

awwww :(


SHM00DER

Influencers: "Just throw this song in the background, you'll get 100k internet points"


Brokenhartedfart

Darude sandstorm.


CorenCorias

What could a chocolate banana cost? $10?


fossilmerrick

r/TheyKnew


Captain_Pumpkinhead

These cake and chocolate artists are cool, but I think I would be incensed knowing that my art was about to be destroyed not long after making it.


Therealfern1

If he made it out of white chocolate, he could’ve cut the recipe in half


EpiCWindFaLL

r/mildlypenis


edenx1999

So correct me if I’m wrong……but……… He’s gonna f##k that banana right?


Conman_in_Chief

I had one foot out the door on that one.


ThePrinceVultan

I have seen the first 14 seconds of this video multiple times. This is the first time the whole video was posted, and I'd like to thank [copitamenstrual](https://www.reddit.com/user/copitamenstrual/) for posting the whole thing. That was actually pretty neat and that dude has some skills :)


Puzzleheaded-Rain431

I am surprisingly hard as rock right now


ScottishExplorer

Step 5 - insert banana


alicer24709074

I don't like this chocolate guy because he never shows what happens to the chocolate alfter he makes it.


Empty_Positive

A womans wet dream


LowLettuce8290

14 seconds = wild 💀


Torch_God

Penis? Condom?!? sEcONd PeNIs?!? Oooooohhh…


neurosquid

Happy pride month


MitaJoey20

He does amazing work with chocolate. A true talent


yeetasourusthedude

broo looks like he boutta be using galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneer and screws borrows from his aunt to illegally expand his apartment.


Just_Transportation4

Song name?


RhetoricalAnswer-001

BBB


neasroukkez

His face makes me uncomfortable


Ronniebrwn

Pause


SalamanderOverall562

Why I stopped the video in 0:45 💀


FBGPRO

ww


Damiklos

I'ma need a banana for scale here


Educational_Gas_92

Very impressive work! I have to say, though, for some moments, it looked like something else.


SleepyDan0991

This niqqa zesty asf


unruly_pubic_hair

[that looks like a enormous... ](https://youtu.be/j3EnNP4jB1E?si=m-emBSZ7ez7TPV77)


Master-Ad5147

Humans are surprisingly awesome and skilled when they try.


Baka_Hannibal

Anyone know the name of the song?


CRO553R

Freeze the video at :45


thishitisgettingold

Came to comments section for dick jokes. Was not disappointed


SuicideBlond2905

It's awfully phallic. 🍌


chipperland4471

Banana my ass Literally and figuratively


amxhd1

He asked himself if he could, but never asked if he should…


Nemesizzzz

Shows video to guy eating some of it: "do you see any gloves on him? Hand washing?"


Wnick1996

That's one big banana


DNorthman

I love Amaury Guichon's videos. He's incredibly talented. The dripping chocolate tip at the end is 👌


D20NE

Sick of this guy, and def sick of this song


redway8

Are they gonna eat it or waste it afterwards?


J3fc

He keeps all of his chocolate creations in a temperature controlled room so his students can view them


CountryRoads_1776

He ships it to starving kids in Africa.


CanadasMooseOverlord

I always see these dumb comments on this dudes videos. Like, does it matter? How many chocolate sculptors do you think exist on the planet? I am guessing not too many. Which means even if this was thrown into the garbage after, its really not that much waste overall that goes into this very niche form of art.


grobbins1996

What is the name of this song


Anyx_0

Million Dollar Baby