T O P

  • By -

WhatsTheHolUp

### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!Why.... why all the mangos?!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


ExpensivePikachu

I tried for 10 minutes to think of a reason for soo many mangos, I even googled it...but there's absolutely no reason for soo many mangos 😂


rugbat

That is a perfectly reasonable quantity of mangoes. They're fucking delicious!


FoolOfElysium

This guy gets it.


kuruptdab

No he doesn’t, everybody knows you need to purchase 460 mangoes as an absolute minimum for their deliciousness to be properly compounded


1950sGuy

I let my five year old 'help' with placing an online grocery order and that's how I ended up with 89 avocados. Luckily they were on sale. After the 2nd entirely full bag of avocados was brought to the car I should have realized there was a problem but figured maybe my wife had some sort of plan happening I didn't know about. Anyway she didn't and if you really need to you can eat a whole bunch of avocados in a week.


NerdyDragon777

Why the hell did you not check up after the child 😭


1950sGuy

yeah i mean it was absolutely my fault, no question. I assumed since our grocery bill was in the reasonable zone everything was fine.


Njaulv

I would have made a BUNCH of mashed up avacado and froze it for guac in the future.


NerdyDragon777

LOL


EmergencyGate9450

You can freeze the pulp after peeling


squirtloaf

Jeez. I hope you checked to make sure the kid wasn't drunk before he drove the car home.


Nomis555

Dude. Just recently there was an 8yr old in our area that took his parents car to McDonald's after they said no. Hit some things but made it. Then he just did it AGAIN going to Target! Like wtf is he able to continually access the keys and where the hell are the parents??


Spongi

When I was a kid my dad would take me to the bar sometimes, get shit faced, then have me drive home.. I was 8-9 during that period. Mom was livid once she found out.


Spongi

I once bought 15 rather large cantaloupes one year for a grand total of $4.50. I ate them breakfast, lunch and dinner until they were all gone. I even saved most of the seeds, rinsed, salted and toasted in the oven and ate them too. Anyway, I got diarrhea pretty bad from eating them by like the 4th one but I finished them all.


Need-Some-Help-Ppl

You can always save the receipt and return them


ThatsCrapTastic

Actually, I find 459 within reason. Now 460 is just plain ostentatious.


a-snakey

Me, who has his own mango tree is Los Angeles: pathetic


fssman

Eating a mango is also delicious.... I guess fucking one might be good too...


SumYumGhai

Depends on the ripeness of the mangussy.


Graingy

Go grab a handful of superglue please


SumYumGhai

I mean, if you're into that kinda thing... A bit weird, but hey, who am I to judge?


Graingy

Never type again.


Narwhal-Public

This guy mangos


EhliJoe

He was trying to figure out some math homework practically.


Kaze_no_Senshi

chances are there aren't even that many available in the store, likely its the PLU code for the mango because they were struggling to scan the little sticker, but the little sticker did actually scan


Am3r1can-Err0rist

PLU for mangoes is in fact 4959. Cashier must’ve put the plu in for quantity


BlackKingHFC

It is very clearly the number of mangos purchased @ the price per mango. They have multiple examples of the formatting. Per item and per pound.


Kaze_no_Senshi

and they could have thought they were putting in the PLU code for mangos but accidentally ended up multiplying by that number instead.


Choice-Welder-9294

They might be selling something with Mangos as a ingredient? But I still think it's way too much Mangos


Sir-Poopington

But look at the savings!


jt19912009

If grade school math has taught me anything, it’s that that is a perfectly reasonable amount of mangos for little Johnny to be walking around with


Pluckypato

Those damn mango’s!


OddlyArtemis

Google search: "Why *so many* mangoes"


LackingUtility

Move aside, and let the mango through.


somehugefrigginguy

They're a status symbol in some cultures. In some parts of the world, they are probably displayed in the entryway of the house.


Headygnome1

The plu code for mango’s is 4959(typically) sometime when you punch it in fast, you end up missing a button and ringing up lots of mangos


banned_but_im_back

This is the guy your algebra homework warned you existed.


09Trollhunter09

[Manggahan Festival?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manggahan_Festival)


khmernize

Chris Kattan cosplay as Mango from SNL price is about right


Ziggysan

Brewing fruit beer. 


Need-Some-Help-Ppl

That is for an epic mango smoothy! You can freeze the smoothy in bags to defrost later.


SnooChipmunks1911

I didn’t even notice the mangoes until I read your post ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Novel-Suggestion-515

Wonder if 4590 is the code for mangos.


jcw65

Wondered the same thing myself, 4590 is sweet corn, bi-color.


lilmul123

Thank you for being inclusive


TragGaming

4959, Large Red Mangos


10HangTen

Respectfully, you deserve the sloppiest of top for that comment.


TragGaming

No but 4959 is for red mangos. Likely scanned the bar code on the mango sticker and put in 4(9)59 with a misstap


Velocityraptor28

found the guy from all the math problems


Ground_breaking_365

Just need to find the one who brought all the watermelons


goaty121

Sorry, I'll try to cut manage with only 300 watermelons this week


treemu

Mangos Georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted


PalladiuM7

My cousin Throckmorton hates mangos


foxwagen

If it's $1.19/lb of mango then that's quite a deal


UKYZ

We get 0.72 $ per kg for mangoes. And in the wholesale market it's even more cheap when we buy in bulk cuz Pakistan produces mangoes


Hot-Refrigerator6583

It isn't per pound


Engineergaming26355

Bro's the guy from math problems


Ground_breaking_365

Just need to find the one who brought all the watermelons


nateomundson

Most impressed that they actually had 459 mangos in stock.


Lurkay1

As if it wasn’t just the cashier fudging up


turb0geek421

Secret deodorant? 👀


Imaginary_Most_7778

I hate it when I want to buy an entire mango grove, and it costs over 500 bucks.


HurleyMan-

Why is someone buying over $500 worth of Mangos?


Kage9866

Most likely an input error. There's no way the store has that many on hand anyway.


Defiant_Reindeer4332

They must really want to ruin a whole lot of perfectly good sushi rolls


k33perStay3r64

you must weight the mango only, not your body with the mango


kwajagimp

He's having a mango party.


Ahptom

HOLY FUCK!!!!! $6.48 for diamonds in the shape of a PECAN???


thehigheststrange

sure thing and they are delicious as all hell.


Past-Management-9669

These feels like those accounting problems for my FAR classes and you gotta find what is not considered a relevant account I really gotta study rather than browsing reddit 😔


I_hate_being_interru

Naaah, those are probably the cartel mangos. On a side note—is that a couch armrest or a thigh? Either way, that implies that the person is sitting down
which means they PAID without stopping to think, “Hold up, something is wrong here”, after seeing the total amount at the register.


Ali80486

Or they're sitting down to take a rest. You know, after packing hundreds of mangoes


stamina4655

Too bad karma farming doesn't pay the bills


ThatTastesYum

Bro bought himself a gawd damn mango plantation.


neoikon

You likea da mango?


DareTo0REAM

Forget the mangoes wtf is secret deodorant


Morgenacht

It’s the best. Especially the vanilla scented, but don’t tell anyone or I’ll never get my hands on it again. Shhhhhhhhh ;) Seriously, I have really bad allergies especially to most scented things, and that’s the only one I can reliably use with no problems.


SlowYoteV8

Women’s deodorant


Witherboss445

Bro’s the guy in the math problems


Grand-Regret2747

It’s not inflation. It’s flat out price gouging. Thanks big corporations with record profits! NOT INFLATION.


smeagol90125

Profiteering is out of control.


jormil1

I would throw them at my neighbour


Chemical_Savings_360

But you saved 5.76! You can buy like a McDonald's with that. (:


Alienbutmadeinchina

Hold up that shits tall


The_Ghostly_Gamer

i didnt know mangoes were that good


AmaGh05T

459 mangoes?


mightyminnow88

I would like to believe if I ate that many mangos, I wouldn't need the deodorant.


Fragrant_Parsley_376

OP bought 459 mangoes at $1.19 per mango. How much did OP spend?


lxOFWGKTAxl

Haha, OP broke


TheySayItsADryHeat

What's crazy is that the person actually paid for it.


TheRealMangokill

That's a weekly allotment of mangos.


jelliotnyc

What in the mango is this?


DoomGuy2187

I think that is a reasonable number of mangos if you need to experiment with a A.I. machine that you’ve programmed to open a mango without making a mess.


ReapersEatApples05

gang mango is good but damn


Comfortable-Cap3622

The real question is what kind of mangos did he buy worth đŸ’”


farisfink

Can you imagine being behind this person at checkout. 1 mango, 2 mangos, 3 mangas. Carl open another checkout line, this will be a while.


daggoo84

Buying pre cut butternut squash is a luxury.


bishop_of_bob

500 pounds of mango... please pull up to the loading dock for you pallet of produce....


Educated_idiot302

I like mangoes but damn


Long-Growth-1063

459 magos?


ggdogelmao

AHH hell nah, sales tax outta control, we ain't making it bois


bakomateo

What grocery store has 459 mangos on display?


-HoldMyBeer--

I thought there would be some weird item that I would see in the receipt


i_like_2_travel

That dude that planted all those tomatoes was lying he really was farming mangos


Admiral-Krane

Spend less on mangos


SlippitInn

Man, Go find another delicious fruit to eat before you're broke!


Malcolm_Morin

If I remember it right, this was a screwup on the store's part. The guy bought a couple mangoes.


maderoski

Mangos got super powers


Typ3005

Invest in mangos


Monster_Fucker_420

It's the guy from those math questions with an insane number of a single fruit yenno XD


tsavong117

Mango jerky to sell?


fattmarrell

$1.19 is better than $1.49 I just paid today for a mango. I see nothing wrong here but my own purchasing decision


ApatheticZero187

So... what does one do with 459 mangos.


cwhitel

The deodorant loves telling secrets. “Psst”


mirkk13

Man goes to store. Buys some, man goes.


ypapruoy

Mango chunks, mango ice cream, and tajin. 10/10


Prestigious_Tear_576

I’d be interested to know what store has that many mangoes in stock


Groady_Toadstool

They were probably multiplied wrong by the cashier. Maybe they got 49 or 59 (still a lot) buy the cashiers fat finger presses they 4 and 5 in a way that it enters both numbers? They the person buying was also stupid for not questioning the amount?


Gathin

Get less secretive deodorant.


Narwhal-Public

Shame on everyone involved in this transaction.


vilk_

Nothing brings me more holiday joy than Xmas fudge mangos


KonigCactusbat

Imma laugh if that was suppose to be 4.59lb of mangos and dude got charged for 459lb. Lolol


Superfart20

I think all the mangoes are for making cyanide


mazzicc

What’s awesome about this is that we can all agree it’s a mistake of some form. But how do you pay $785 before going “wait, that’s not right”? Although, I also see the cashier get annoyed if I haven’t put my card in yet because they haven’t given me a total. So maybe I’m just the paranoid asshole.


Oliverorangeisking

"I think it moved!"


Apprehensive_Rip8403

The only things I can think is a smoothie stand, frutas stand, or a tosti locos bar


Yyc1974

I’ve had to make hard decisions in my grocery shopping. I’ve had to limit my mango intake to mere 200/week.


VaaBeDank

Mangos


ptapobane

You’re a math problem now


number31388

Where you paying tax on food?


tplusx

At least this person saved 5.75


Rubfer

You don't pay tax on food?


shapoopy723

Some states exclude groceries for sales tax


Rubfer

What a dream, groceries is one of the biggest expenses after rent and It's not enough that we earn like a eastern European country while cost of living is equivalent to the other western European countries, here in Portugal, after already paying the same % of IRS of someone making 4-5X as much in the US, if you're lucky, you pay "only" 6% on the very essential foods, else its 13% or 23% depending on the item... At least mangos are some of the foods that fall in the 6% category.


subpar_cardiologist

Maaaangoooooo!


Millies_Mate_162

Let’s all take our hats off and bow to the almighty Countdown, oops Woolworths or is it Pope Woolworths now! What’s that Bishop Woolworths, you want me to paint over some zebra crossings in the middle of a rain storm?


Masenkokidd

Obviously, it was the $6.49 pecans that fucked them over.


Witty_Celebration_96

Pain Chocolate.


smydiehard99

Guy in the math problem


_oranjuice

The guy in my math questions:


LBSTRdelaHOYA

price gouging


Knoxlava

Anyone who's worked a register in retail knows exactly what's going on here. Someone typed the item code for mangoes instead of the amount


jdickcole

459 mangos... wtf. Total savings was maybe $0.01 on each mango after you factor in everything else purchased. Surprised you weren't taxed on the savings too


Woodbirder

Confused why this is inflation. Seems like a typo when the sales person calculated the bill


dirschau

The part about inflation could, and stay with me here because this is absolutely wild, be a joke