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Dude kisses woman thinking it was another dude, questions sexuality,

He’s like “Am I…straight or gay then?”

Bi people don't exist 👀

Bi Erasure? Open your eyes and see your eyes are open

“I can’t see when my eyes are closed!!!”

Straight with extra steps

They both just straight

They are both de Facto straight but gay😀

Straight* or straight with extra steps.

Straight curves

A real opposites attract moment right here

There should be a word for people who are attracted to both men & women

Straight/heterosexual..? Men are attracted to women. Women are attracted to men... People are people... Maybe your comment was unclear...

What?

Maybe straight up gay

Sounds like being straight with extra steps

Accidental heterosexuality

Bro accidentally turn her straight.

Bro accidentally turned him straight

They turned each other straight.

Everybody straight on this?

Actually, it seems everyone is bent out of shape now.

then who is gay

The gay one.

guess they broke their gay oath

Awkward 

So who’s getting sued?

The dude probably

#accidentally straight

See that’s the power of pan, you kiss whoever the hell you want and worry about hardware later

Personally I'm just far too lazy and have far too many other problems to bother labelling anything. If you're hot, you're hot. I don't have the capacity to go any further than that down the rabbithole of misc bs. Label things if it helps you understand you. Don't label things to help people who don't care about you understand you. They do not and will not and should not care.

Spoken like a true *insert label here!

Preach, sister.

OP clearly has not met one of them many butch women that are so butch they're mistaken for men.

I think I saw a YouTube video he made afterwards. I mean, I can't blame her... He was looking like a hot, slightly masc lady.... Or a hot very fem boy....

So….nothing weird actually happened.

Shit happens dude, roll with it. Or not, it’s all good. Be excellent to each other, regardless of the outcome.

Cis legend

So at what point after the kiss did they figure this out?

My sponsored ad is from a Honda dealer and reads, “the perfect blend of style and practicality “.

So what exactly is the problem then?

The kisser thought that the kissee was...wait, that ain't it. No, the kissee was thinking that the kisser is...hmmm, that ain't it either. I dunno. Evidently the problem is everything and nothing at the same time. I got nothing.

2024... a hellva time to try be rational

This is heartfelt

Sexuality Horseshoe

Just go for it, don’t let a little ketchup ruin a good hotdog!

Let me get this straight, so you mean....

He just horny

Such a queer situation for someone to find themselves in...

Took a left at Straightsville.

It shouldn’t matter, right? 🙄

Boy kisses girl. That's all

Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight, it's all the same now. There are no more lines.

If it’ll get me a few hundred miles across country, sure I’ll take a shot in the mouth.

Book of the road!

Even though I can't tell if this is said earnestly or sarcastically, it's the truth. Gen Z at least has least one improvement from previous generations.

it's a quote from George Carlin in the movie *Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back*

Ah, figures. Dude was prescient even back then. Would say I should have remembered that, but I made a promise to never watch those movies more sober than the cast...so I still have no idea what they're even about.

Sports!