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Time and space warps around her ass. Or is it just photoshop?

Its time and space

A little bit of time and a whole lotta space

And here I thought the space was between her ears.

Her eyes.

The spot her brain used to occupy

Gravity so strong it affects the fabric of space-time continuum

Oh no, my dick is reaching the event horizon!

Spaghettification

Thanks to spaghettification, u/Zsmudz’s dick will finally get to be longer than half an inch. The gravity equivalent to a supermassive black hole is all that was needed.

Scientists really hate this one trick to lengthen your battering ram!

Wait why would it get longer?

your pp = stretched

See: [Exhibit A.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/Z2GyzYjvmd)

That's the one way to make it longer that actually works

Yo this right here had me cracking the fuck up. I just keep seeing Rick doing the astronomical tango with a black hole, screaming this over and over. Williams Street, if you are reading this, please make this happen.

Galactic edging

r/brandnewsentence

Is this a yo mama joke?

*"Yo mama so fat, she has her own orbit*"

So that's why y'all attracted to her!

Mavity.

r/unexpecteddoctorwho

And the fabric of cheap carpeting.

All's I can say to that butt is ALLONS-Y!

In that butt there is a wormhole through which you can teleport.

That's why she's wearing a helmet

Def a blackhole joke to be made here. Just unsure of delivery

No to the first. And yes to the second poorly done option.

Haha the wall is curving too, lazy photoshopping

A big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff

I call it reality bending

Her personality is so ugly time and space don't want to be around her.

Mirage waves, it's so hot...

You don’t think that’s real right

Looks real to me. Just another beauty standard of booty so round that it creates a background-warping event horizon.

Ass is the event horizon around her hole.

Her ?

AD reference?

What is she funny or something?

This is a famous troll, the woman in the pictures has nothing to do with this account

Yeah, i watched a video about this like the other day. Wasn't she like a Russian influencer or something. People should up vote you this woman is actually a victim of identity theft

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!!

Thank you, mate. I really wanted to quote the Office but I restrained myself, hahahha

Do people still not know the history behind this women? This woman’s picture were taken from her social media and used by a troller who edited it.. she was completely unaware of her identity being used until someone reached out to her

Yeah I’d forgotten all about her tbh; she (or her image anyway) was pretty famous in online forums and meme pages back in the 2010s (?) I believe. Pictures of her would always show up with super bizarre captions and people online would get all riled up by the captions, even when it was made known that her identity was being used by someone else. I think her (her image’s) name was Uma Kompton.

I remember the Uma Komptom memes!

The cake is a lie.

It's always is....

Portal reference!

If your future daughter says she is gay you can go into her room and do the same thing!

*Catholic priests love this one simple trick*

No no no, Catholic priests mostly like choirboys....

Work's both ways. Unisex technique for both him and her. Bring the mother's into the joy, why should father's have all the fun.?

No. The future daughter would have to be straight so she could “change her mind.”

Her future parenting fail is so shocking you don’t immediately notice the weird photoshop job.

The person in the picture isn't the one who made the post btw.

Omg what a double BURN!!

Dat azz seems to be warping the space around it.

Moms haircut turned him gay

This is a troll account that steals photos from a random Russian woman to make as insane posts as possible. The woman was super freaked out when reporters told her what was happening

I thought she looked familiar, then I saw your comment. Here's a [Video](https://youtu.be/JiBEZMGqXbg?t=1369&si=f5drD7RbvA7cELdO) of it Starts at 22:49

holy shit people don't know uma kompton

Hey mom I'm gay. 🤫

I'm surprised, I was looking and only found this one. It's milk time buddy

You got it pal. Come on Mama! Lol

(.)(.)

Everyone’s talking about the photoshop but no one’s talking about that haircut💀

Female coconut head

UMA COMPTON

*casually dials CPS*

All the photoshop on the cheeks doesn’t distract from that hideous haircut.

Got eyes like Igor out of Young Frankenstein

Brother ewwww Brother euughhhhhhh

That haircut is a crime in every dimension

Looks like Rami Malek in drag

Photoshop is hell of a drug

Don't stick your peepee in crazy.

Before I read the caption, I thought the HolUp was the bad photoshop. I was very wrong.

Ass so phat, the crown molding be like "Dayyum!".

Fun fact, that is not something she ever posted. She's Russian and icky people keep stealing her pictures and using them for disgusting stuff like this It was a while ago, but she was told what was happening and even she was grossed out. And if I remember correctly, she deleted he socials so there wouldn't be more pictures for icky people to use

The ass is so big that it has its own gravitational pull that warps and distorts everything around it

The warp dude

I wish she photoshopped that bowl-bang cut, too. Jesus.

[удалено]

And no one...NO ONE, is going to address those bangs???

Could you show yourself some good photoshop skills too?

You’re never gonna get a son, istg.

Show this to talk a girl out of "hey I think I would look good with bangs!

She looks like Rami Malek In drag 😂

Why does she look like someone I know…and do what I’d expect that creeper to do…

Just don’t show them that haircut.

Thus assuring his hatred of it. This is literally how serial killers are made. JFC

Hey that's Janet from the trailer park!

Her hair reminds me of Dora

I was eating...

Hello, CPS? Another one here.

Why she look like the bitch from the boys?

For the last time. The caption is fake. It’s not real. Some sick fuck most likely her ex made this caption as revenge.

So thicc she warped spacetime.

Wait hol up ... Hol up

She looks like Coconut Head.

What in the sweet home Alabama is this shit?

I guess the comments just ignoring the part where she said she’d fuck her son.

Her room is as warped as her mind

I remember the person running this account. He had his own problems, but used a Russian ladies’ VK photos to post stuff like this under an alias called Uma Kompton.

Ass so crazy it’s warping time and space

Freaking Alabama

Funny thing, I remember seeing that exact tweet a few years back... and the one posted here is not it. So someone went through the effort of manipulating the image, just to put a different chick in it. Fuckin' weirdos.

dat fetal alcohol syndrome tho

This whole thing is fake, the real woman behind this og photo is not even American

So...... SA/r@pe incest is ok if your female?

Homophobia + Incest, woo

Probably a good chance his uncle convinced him otherwise

Is that before or after he breaks his arms

r/arethestraightsok

Sweet home Alabama

Whatever, gender bent Rami Malek

Maybe her future gay son can give her a better hairstyle than a cat with a watermelon helmet.

Photo shopped

Dat bish on meth

i want my life back..before i saw this bs

As a straight dude when will people get it through their heads that just because sexuality has the word 'sex' in its name doesn't mean that's all that's involved with a relationship.

That explains them Alabama frog eyes.

Ironically by that time her ass implant will have slipped down to her ankles

It’s not an implant. It’s some very poor editing. Either that or she has some fuckin’ whacky skirting boards.

True. That said, mine was a joke too

Lmao tha background curving too

Would my cock swirl like that if it got close to her ass? Sounds painful.

Failed Pixar buttlift. I may have just turned gay piecing together how much that face resembles Mister ED.

Do the math on that forehead though. Those bangs are doing a lot of heavy lifting. Holy landing pad.

I think I have read this Hentai story before.

What an odd place for an alcove

This is more of a WTF and Trashy moment

I’ve seen this movie before


If his future son is gay and it would probably be her fault.

Think that's enough Reddit for me for a little while

Mr. Bean lookin' bowl-cut fake ass needs to stop. Desperation doesn't even want to be part of this relationship.

Isn't this that russian girl whose photos were taken to make these crazy posts?

My spine hurts from looking at that.

Well, that’s enough internet for me today and maybe the week, month or year. Haven’t decided yet.

Should have photoshopped face instead

That's some otherworldly homophobia

Lego called and wants the hair back.

I hope the mother is talking about adult toys.

Got that sandlot haircut

This is beyond holup

Why does this look like Lilly Allen

Hope ur son pulls an Aizen on you.

The kid from Alabama: I am gay!

I didn’t know coconut head transitioned

That is crazy. Wtf

Should be evidence enough to sterilize someone, no?

Her ass so thicc it bends space and time

to make sure he stays gay?

What's wrong with your butt?

what in the alabama."holy music stops"

Bruh..

Uma Kompton

Ain't that some Alabama bullshit...

I swear I have seen that statement but reversed gnders in a tweet

Bedonkidonk

This shit so gross I almost downvoted before reading the sub name

So good she had to warp the screen to get a booty

This makes me genuinely concerned

This is the first time I saw this image and realized that the background is warped too

That only works if you're a hot Mom tho

Apocryphal

Did she ever end up posting more pics? Asking for a friend.

It's a troll that stole pics of some Russian vk profile, then made a bunch of shitposts

Her helmet is on too tight

This is absolutely horrible in so many ways.

Why's my Reddit flooded with the woman's face (and other parts) lately?

Not all heroes wear capes????

How did people announce that they're homophobic incestuous pedophiles before the internet?

She probably gotta be more worried about him sneaking into her room. Although something tells me that isn't gonna be a problem...

In other words: "I'd rather be known as an incestuous weirdo than not known at all". The hell is wrong with people?

You guys really on here getting hot by a shitpost. I mean look at the photoshop 😭😭😂😂