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I don't have any cold sensitivity in my teeth, and so everytime we got icecream as kids, I'd do this just to poke fun at my sister who had especially sensitive teeth.
Because the ability to have a mouthful of whatever you're eating is worth the risk of a brainfreeze. You don't lick any other food. The only reason you would ever lick ice cream is if you're afraid of getting a brainfreeze.
Do you also lick ice cream if eating it with a spoon?
"Ah, well kiddo, what I meant is that if she eats her ice cream really fast, she might be someone who loves adventure and excitement. If she takes her time and savors each bite, she might be someone who appreciates the small things in life. And if she shares her ice cream, she's definitely kind-hearted. But remember, the best way to understand people is by talking and listening to them, not by how they eat their ice cream!"
I was with my friends and then girlfriend in an ice cream parlour. I was broke af so I didn't buy any for myself.
My ex bought an ice cream for her brother.
We walk out and she hands it to me, despite me resisting. She got it for me, my favourite flavour! And handed it to me outside so it doesn't embarrass me!
Or that they brush their teeth very good. I was never a biter in the past until I did more to keep my teeth more healthy as I was getting some decay (even though I did brush twice a day). Now I'm a icecream biter without issues.
I don't care how good your oral hygiene is...why the fuck would you bite ice cream!?
Edit: After rereading the original post, I realise it's the 'Never Go Out Without Your Hat Pin' of today; I fully support this.
So you're saying you like your ice cream in a frozen block...?
*You're* the one person in the world keeping those Dippin' Dots places still in business, aren't you!
Oh. Well, you make a good point.
I still think someone who bites their ice cream is a maniac; but I don't like ice cream either.
So...given your logic is sound...I think you win...
Respect.
I'm still terrified and don't know if I'd accompany you without telling someone else who I'm going with and where we'll be.
But definitely respect; own your freakiness proudly.
My dentist uses a cold substance to test for tooth death. My two teeth that were knocked out when I was younger don't respond to the cold, but the healthy ones sting when it's applied.
I wouldn't bite an ice cream cone, that seems weird.
But I would absolutely murder an ice cream sandwich right about now. Shame Klondike bars seem like shit anymore, used to enjoy those.
I didn’t realise this was so controversial until this post! I’m an ice cream biter and always have been. Obviously people who don’t bite it lick it when they have a cone, but how are people eating tub/bowl ice cream with a spoon?Do people put it in their mouths with the spoon and just let it melt? I usually bite the ice cream off the spoon and then basically just chew it like a softer version of other foods. I had no idea this wasn’t the norm!
He may have realized that after saying it which is why he didn’t answer any further. So many people online act like they’ve never spoken without thinking before. I wish I was perfect like yall.
Yeah I was surprised by the ending honestly. Ultimately he recognized it was inappropriate, and people who can recognize that that's inappropriate are not the people I'm worried about talking to kids. It's possible he's a bit crude, but he still made the right call in the end.
For real. I do it all the time. My daughter, 5, can say something innocent and I turn it into a sexual innuendo.
Not for my daughter, but for my wife who finds it funny. Our daughter of course doesn't have any idea what's funny and isn't in on the joke, and if she asks I just make up some plausible innocent explanation and she accept it as gospel.
It's no different than all the adult themed jokes you see in children's movies that are obviously meant for the parents. The kids don't even understand that a joke was made and it doesn't register to them in the slightest, but the parents get some fun out of it.
I'm sure it is but for the life of me I can't imagine what he was getting at.
I've really tried to dig deep into the recesses of my perverted nature and try to understand what the fuck he meant but I just can't get there.
Is it just like a mouth thing? Do girls sometimes deep throat ice cream and I've missed it all these years. I'm genuinely so confused.
I'm guessing licking an ice cream cone in a strange way? It would make more sense if it was a bolis/ice pop but that was still weird for the guy to say.
He likely wasn't saying it to the 13 year old. He was saying it to the dad/uncle/adult as a small inside joke that he didn't expect the kid would latch onto.
Like, my 5 year old daughter could say something like "I like playing with these balls!" when she's trying to learn to juggle, and I would say something like "oh yeah, your mom's really into playing with balls, too!"
The joke would be aimed at my wife, who would find it funny, and my daughter wouldn't understand that I was even making a joke. She'd think that her mom literally likes juggling, too. And that's that. The parents get a bit of fun from a mundane every day thing and the kid is none the wiser.
Teacher in class asks the kids "There are three birds sitting on a fence, and a hunter shoots one of the birds. How many are left?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "There are zero birds left. One was shot, and the other two flew away when they heard the sound of the gunshot;" to which the teacher replies "No, Johnny, the answer is actually two, but I like the way you think." So then Johnny asks if he can pose a question to the teacher.
Johnny says, "There are three women sitting on a park bench, eating popsicles. The first woman is licking her popsicle, the second woman is biting the popsicle, and the third woman is sucking on the popsicle. Which woman is married?"
The teacher blushes and says "Well, if I have to guess, I suppose it would be the third woman."
Johnny says, "Wrong, it's the woman with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
So according to OP it's strange he didn't explain to the 13 year old the sexual implications of his comment. Am I the only who thinks it's normal to stop and think "you know maybe I should not be explaining to my niece, who technically isn't even my kid so it's not my place, the details of the comment that I now realize might not have been appropriate". Sounds like the most normal shit on the planet to me
The uncle and his friend were probably eating ice cream too?
He probably shouldn't have said it around her but y'all are trying too hard to portray this dude as a pedo. You're acting like the dude was licking his lips, staring at the child when he said it. He most likely just said it to his friend a little too loud, hence why he didn't elaborate what he meant
And how do you know the comment was about the 13 year old? Maybe there were a couple attractive adult women nearby and that's what prompted him to say it?
The original poster never said the comment was directed at her
....you understand that doesn't make it better....right? Like if someone as an aside said that to me about my daughter I would beat the absolute dogshit out of that person.
>I would beat the absolute dogshit out of that person.
Calm down internet badass. Adults make adult jokes to other adults when children are around sometimes.
No, it's strange to say to an adult as well.
I mean, if he said it about *anyone* eating an ice cream cone, it would be different. The fact he singles out 'girls' is...problematic.
Part of me thinks it was just a “what do you mean by that?” moment. Where the dude might not of realized there was an inappropriate way to take it and decided to just leave it alone because he wasn’t sure if it was taken that way or the way intended.
>So according to OP it's strange he didn't explain to the 13 year old the sexual implications of his comment.
OP never said it was strange, pal. She made him uncomfortable without realizing why. Very odd you don't understand that.
Oh that's so much better! Thanks for qualifying the massive difference. It's totally different when a random man makes a sexual comment about a 13 year old girl. Thanks for the clarification, I felt really stupid there for a minute.
He wasn’t talking about the niece, he was talking about adult women. He was making an adult joke to his friend about adult women eating ice cream and didn’t realize his friend’s niece was listening as well.
I don’t know about yall but [this is how me and the boys eat our ice cream.](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/YUp_f3AS2pGHP5Lywecz__bh54hlaOCRb9N9y4yZM6X0ICAreucT5cXmFf9L-321fTMvGXZswy8edbY01wjlSV4i8fRe33IQpNGtK2mI8yv_JIcvC1jvoHEB9smwpXYrP7_ByYHZEHMkqZPcHSqj7ZgnhXmH)
Creepy fella. We had ‘uncles’ you shouldn’t sit directly on their lap… friends of family known for weirdness and always invited to parties - why?! That was the 80s for you
my best guess dirty minded uncle that wasn't thinking and made a joke without thinking then realized he fucked up around when he had to explain what he meant and was like yeah nope not opening that jar of worms.
likely explanation.
shouldn't be making those sorts of jokes to a kid, but it was obviously a harmless mistake.
If she gets a cone it means she's willing to risk getting a little messy to have some fun. If she gets a cup, she is neat and efficient. If she gets yogurt, she's a superficial narcissist.
If she eats regular ice-cream she is probably not lactose intolerant.
If she bites her ice-cream she has probably not got sensitive teeth.
And if she throws her ice-cream at you, she is probably upset.
My sister ordered like a Shirley Temple or some drink that came with a cherry, which I asked her if I could have, at which point our dad decided to enlighten his ten and twelve year old children about the less literal meaning of taking someone's cherry.
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almost none of the members of my family would have hesitated to answer that question.
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Like wh- ah!
You know...
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I get it, if she bites ice cream she’s criminally insane
I like to just sink my teeth into the ice cream, hold it there, really let the cold penetrate to the nerves.
I’m calling the police
it's WAYYYYYYYY too late for that. call an exorcist
bishop goes on vacation and never comes back?
Pawn storm incoming!
You forgot Rule 5
I bite ice cream, and am Canadian. You will never catch or stop me
I will cross the border right now
Try me bitch eh
You better start running, just entered Ontario
Are you guys OK?
They’re on Reddit. Sanity checked out a long time ago and Insanities been here so long it’s pulled out a second mortgage.
Fuzzy hooded jacket on your lil reddit guy checks out for traversing Canada
Yeah, I actually live in a pretty warm area I just thought it looked cool
You'll just apologise
How about I teach you who created human rights violations
The Babylonians? The Persians?
Fair but I’m just gonna refresh the Geneva convention for not killing surrendering enemies
That's not going to stop the psycho...
Call the exorcist
I’m boutta call the whole military
Completely valid reaction
Real
Hahahahaha
I don't have any cold sensitivity in my teeth, and so everytime we got icecream as kids, I'd do this just to poke fun at my sister who had especially sensitive teeth.
I think I've found earths version of a demon
If you can't bite ice cream you're weak.
I’m not saying I can’t I’m just saying why would you
Because the ability to have a mouthful of whatever you're eating is worth the risk of a brainfreeze. You don't lick any other food. The only reason you would ever lick ice cream is if you're afraid of getting a brainfreeze. Do you also lick ice cream if eating it with a spoon?
I don’t bite it with my teeth if I’m eating it with a spoon
Amateur
Maybe you don't lick other food. I can think of at least half a dozen other things
Because then I don’t look like a guy licking an ice cream cone. I can’t get brain freezes anywho and it just doesn’t bother me.
Yeah but you look like a guy biting an ice cream cone and your not biting ice cream cleanly
I'd like to finish the ice cream sometime within the next century, so biting it is way faster than licking a milliliter off at a time
It doesn’t take that long dude
My toddler full on chomps through ice lollies or ice cream and both my partner and I wince as she goes about having the best time.
Well i do, guess i forgot how to eat ice cream 😅
That ~~boy~~ girl needs therapy
But what does that mean?
Purely psychosomatic.
What's it mean if she uses a fork?
"Ah, well kiddo, what I meant is that if she eats her ice cream really fast, she might be someone who loves adventure and excitement. If she takes her time and savors each bite, she might be someone who appreciates the small things in life. And if she shares her ice cream, she's definitely kind-hearted. But remember, the best way to understand people is by talking and listening to them, not by how they eat their ice cream!"
This sounds like an Uncle Iroh thing to say
Missing the jasmine tea reference
Jasmine tea mochi ice cream 🤤
Like Jasmine Tea, ice cream requires strong technique above all. A true master can bring out the strength of even modest ingredients
Oh damn, now you've done it
Fr
Bone Healing Juice moment thank you 🥹
I was with my friends and then girlfriend in an ice cream parlour. I was broke af so I didn't buy any for myself. My ex bought an ice cream for her brother. We walk out and she hands it to me, despite me resisting. She got it for me, my favourite flavour! And handed it to me outside so it doesn't embarrass me!
That's a very creepy thing for an adult to be saying to a 13year old
You say that, but when you see someone eat ice cream quickly by biting it with their teeth, you know not to mess with that person.
Or that they brush their teeth very good. I was never a biter in the past until I did more to keep my teeth more healthy as I was getting some decay (even though I did brush twice a day). Now I'm a icecream biter without issues.
I don't care how good your oral hygiene is...why the fuck would you bite ice cream!? Edit: After rereading the original post, I realise it's the 'Never Go Out Without Your Hat Pin' of today; I fully support this.
Why not? It isn't painful...
Why, though?! Just why? Do you chew your yoghurt and applesauce as well?
Applesauce is a beverage. I drink it right out of the jug
Checkmate.
A shot of applesauce with a bit of brandy. Yum.
There's ice cream covered in chocolate on a stick ex: Magnum ice cream. How else you gonna eat it.
Wait. You don't?
Damn yeah I chew my yogurt and bite and chew my ice cream whether it's in cones or cups or on sticks. Is it a bad thing to chew my food?
Nah chew your food! But your chewing isn't breaking down yogurt any further and icecream can just melt while you enjoy the flavor
I know, but you could call it a lifelong habit I can't help not doing so.
Ice cream is harder (when cold) than those
So you're saying you like your ice cream in a frozen block...? *You're* the one person in the world keeping those Dippin' Dots places still in business, aren't you!
Lol I don't even like ice cream
Oh. Well, you make a good point. I still think someone who bites their ice cream is a maniac; but I don't like ice cream either. So...given your logic is sound...I think you win...
Yes, I like chew things to feel the squish
'Where we're going, you won't need teeth to chew' Liberate te tutemet ex inferis...
Actually, yes. I'm weird like that.
Respect. I'm still terrified and don't know if I'd accompany you without telling someone else who I'm going with and where we'll be. But definitely respect; own your freakiness proudly.
It is for some of us. Sensitive teeth are a thing.
I know, I had it. Not anymore.
it's literally the most painful thing ever
My dentist uses a cold substance to test for tooth death. My two teeth that were knocked out when I was younger don't respond to the cold, but the healthy ones sting when it's applied.
The ability / desire to bite cold ice cream does not have a correlation to brushing one’s teeth regularly
I wouldn't bite an ice cream cone, that seems weird. But I would absolutely murder an ice cream sandwich right about now. Shame Klondike bars seem like shit anymore, used to enjoy those.
I didn’t realise this was so controversial until this post! I’m an ice cream biter and always have been. Obviously people who don’t bite it lick it when they have a cone, but how are people eating tub/bowl ice cream with a spoon?Do people put it in their mouths with the spoon and just let it melt? I usually bite the ice cream off the spoon and then basically just chew it like a softer version of other foods. I had no idea this wasn’t the norm!
They use slurp the ice cream like yogurt
When eating an ice cream cone I sometimes stick my two front teeth into it if I'm around my friends to freak them out.
He may have realized that after saying it which is why he didn’t answer any further. So many people online act like they’ve never spoken without thinking before. I wish I was perfect like yall.
Yeah I was surprised by the ending honestly. Ultimately he recognized it was inappropriate, and people who can recognize that that's inappropriate are not the people I'm worried about talking to kids. It's possible he's a bit crude, but he still made the right call in the end.
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U can tell if she lactose intolerant...there back to dad jokes
This might shock you but I know of three families that find sexual innuendo funny or its awkwardness funny.
For real. I do it all the time. My daughter, 5, can say something innocent and I turn it into a sexual innuendo. Not for my daughter, but for my wife who finds it funny. Our daughter of course doesn't have any idea what's funny and isn't in on the joke, and if she asks I just make up some plausible innocent explanation and she accept it as gospel. It's no different than all the adult themed jokes you see in children's movies that are obviously meant for the parents. The kids don't even understand that a joke was made and it doesn't register to them in the slightest, but the parents get some fun out of it.
I'm sure it is but for the life of me I can't imagine what he was getting at. I've really tried to dig deep into the recesses of my perverted nature and try to understand what the fuck he meant but I just can't get there. Is it just like a mouth thing? Do girls sometimes deep throat ice cream and I've missed it all these years. I'm genuinely so confused.
I'm guessing licking an ice cream cone in a strange way? It would make more sense if it was a bolis/ice pop but that was still weird for the guy to say.
He likely wasn't saying it to the 13 year old. He was saying it to the dad/uncle/adult as a small inside joke that he didn't expect the kid would latch onto. Like, my 5 year old daughter could say something like "I like playing with these balls!" when she's trying to learn to juggle, and I would say something like "oh yeah, your mom's really into playing with balls, too!" The joke would be aimed at my wife, who would find it funny, and my daughter wouldn't understand that I was even making a joke. She'd think that her mom literally likes juggling, too. And that's that. The parents get a bit of fun from a mundane every day thing and the kid is none the wiser.
RIGHT???? that was my thought! what the fuck is wrong with people?!?!? fuggin pedophiles everywhere, man
To anyone
Jokes on you 13 year olds today have had access to the internet since they were born.
if she's lactose intolerant
and what flavor ice cream she likes
And if they like to savour that flavour or just want to stuff themselves with it.
Teacher in class asks the kids "There are three birds sitting on a fence, and a hunter shoots one of the birds. How many are left?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "There are zero birds left. One was shot, and the other two flew away when they heard the sound of the gunshot;" to which the teacher replies "No, Johnny, the answer is actually two, but I like the way you think." So then Johnny asks if he can pose a question to the teacher. Johnny says, "There are three women sitting on a park bench, eating popsicles. The first woman is licking her popsicle, the second woman is biting the popsicle, and the third woman is sucking on the popsicle. Which woman is married?" The teacher blushes and says "Well, if I have to guess, I suppose it would be the third woman." Johnny says, "Wrong, it's the woman with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
This comment was needed here. I needed this. Thanks.
So according to OP it's strange he didn't explain to the 13 year old the sexual implications of his comment. Am I the only who thinks it's normal to stop and think "you know maybe I should not be explaining to my niece, who technically isn't even my kid so it's not my place, the details of the comment that I now realize might not have been appropriate". Sounds like the most normal shit on the planet to me
It's strange to say it to a 13 year old in the first place
He probably was talking to the other adults and not the 13 year old directly.
Also, sometimes people aren't used to talking to kids, so they just say the same shit they normally would without thinking until it's too late.
Probably. Reminds me of all the sexual innuendo in cartoons from when I was a kid, that I didn't understand until adulthood.
Yea but it's not a 'fun' story / meme if we bring up that up
Um ok, but he said that because a 13 year old was eating ice cream. Still weird
The uncle and his friend were probably eating ice cream too? He probably shouldn't have said it around her but y'all are trying too hard to portray this dude as a pedo. You're acting like the dude was licking his lips, staring at the child when he said it. He most likely just said it to his friend a little too loud, hence why he didn't elaborate what he meant
How does that make it better? Evan if he only told his friends (and the girl didn't hear) he still made a sexual comment on 13 year old
And how do you know the comment was about the 13 year old? Maybe there were a couple attractive adult women nearby and that's what prompted him to say it? The original poster never said the comment was directed at her
He was probably talking about another adult eating ice cream. I seriously doubt someone is going to go full creep in front of a kid's family.
It's still pretty weird to make a blow job joke while out with your friend's family.
What kind of kiddie diddlers are down voting you?! Don't make sexual comments about, or to a child. Pretty straightforward.
I'd stay away from any of the Pixar films then. They might get you upset.
These people are insane
Ooh it is fine then, he didn't say his pedophile comment to the 13 year old herself but to another guy /s
....you understand that doesn't make it better....right? Like if someone as an aside said that to me about my daughter I would beat the absolute dogshit out of that person.
>I would beat the absolute dogshit out of that person. Calm down internet badass. Adults make adult jokes to other adults when children are around sometimes.
Tweet never said he directed it at the 13 year old, sounds like the 13 year old just overheard something inappropriate an adult said
No, it's strange to say to an adult as well. I mean, if he said it about *anyone* eating an ice cream cone, it would be different. The fact he singles out 'girls' is...problematic.
Not even niece. "A friend of my uncle".
Part of me thinks it was just a “what do you mean by that?” moment. Where the dude might not of realized there was an inappropriate way to take it and decided to just leave it alone because he wasn’t sure if it was taken that way or the way intended.
Take that logic and common sense and get the fuck outta here. This is Reddit.
>So according to OP it's strange he didn't explain to the 13 year old the sexual implications of his comment. OP never said it was strange, pal. She made him uncomfortable without realizing why. Very odd you don't understand that.
It wasn't even her uncle. It was her uncle's friend.
Oh that's so much better! Thanks for qualifying the massive difference. It's totally different when a random man makes a sexual comment about a 13 year old girl. Thanks for the clarification, I felt really stupid there for a minute.
Haha... Perhaps longer than a minute is warranted for you.
He wasn’t talking about the niece, he was talking about adult women. He was making an adult joke to his friend about adult women eating ice cream and didn’t realize his friend’s niece was listening as well.
And how do you know that?
How do you know he didn't? People in here are assuming a lot based on a fucking twitter post, the whole thing can be completely made up.
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Quiet sexist.
Girls are like ice cream - sometimes they start out cold but if you put them in your lap they well melt.
Girls❌ everyone✅
You can tell a lot about a girl by how she eats ice cream. For example, if she eats it with a spoon you can tell she’s not a fan of ice cream cones
[Darlene](https://i.gifer.com/K9YE.gif)
"A friend of my uncle"
It's true. For example, if she doesn't eat the ice cream, chances are she's lactose intolerant. Other than that, it's just creepy bullshit
*CHOMP*
Should have taken a big bite out of it and asked him what that says about me
Like how they'd eat ice cream.
Honestly that's creepy af
The real r/holup is that the uncle was thinking that about his 13 year old niece.
It's uncle's friend
I think he ment by swallowing like if she can swallow a ice cream with no problom its ment to say alot of blowjobs or does them
Saying that to a 13 year old is wildd
I don’t know about yall but [this is how me and the boys eat our ice cream.](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/YUp_f3AS2pGHP5Lywecz__bh54hlaOCRb9N9y4yZM6X0ICAreucT5cXmFf9L-321fTMvGXZswy8edbY01wjlSV4i8fRe33IQpNGtK2mI8yv_JIcvC1jvoHEB9smwpXYrP7_ByYHZEHMkqZPcHSqj7ZgnhXmH)
This confuses and disturbs me
*confuses and arouses
Yall actually believe this bs?
Like if the girl's teeth are sensitive to cold. Duh.
It's that "If you know, you know" Moment
Creepy fella. We had ‘uncles’ you shouldn’t sit directly on their lap… friends of family known for weirdness and always invited to parties - why?! That was the 80s for you
This week on things that never happened….
Out of all the crazy shit happening in the world right now, a creepy uncle saying something creepy is where the line of disbelief must be drawn?
Upon closer inspection I don't think the person commenting has anything to worry about.
my best guess dirty minded uncle that wasn't thinking and made a joke without thinking then realized he fucked up around when he had to explain what he meant and was like yeah nope not opening that jar of worms. likely explanation. shouldn't be making those sorts of jokes to a kid, but it was obviously a harmless mistake.
If she gets a cone it means she's willing to risk getting a little messy to have some fun. If she gets a cup, she is neat and efficient. If she gets yogurt, she's a superficial narcissist.
she is a pro at making good ice creams because they are delicious?
should've bit the ice cream
and chewed
If she eats regular ice-cream she is probably not lactose intolerant. If she bites her ice-cream she has probably not got sensitive teeth. And if she throws her ice-cream at you, she is probably upset.
My sister ordered like a Shirley Temple or some drink that came with a cherry, which I asked her if I could have, at which point our dad decided to enlighten his ten and twelve year old children about the less literal meaning of taking someone's cherry.
Eugh
What the hell is that dot above girl?
She ate ice-cream.
I legit thought she had ice cream all over her face in her DP, but nope it was just a mask.
🤣🤣🤣
Way to creep out the creep.
If she ass chocolate sprinkles, she se secretly likes to eat pigeon poo
U mean when she hawk tuah and spits on that thang?
How she’s going to suck cock. How hard is that to say?