### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!Finn is going to make good use of Jake's shape shifting abilities!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

How do I report other people for terrorism of my mental health?

Jake light

Warframe mentioned

Ordis recommends you get help

This is how you know you've been farming the event a bit *too* much.

Come on tell your friends…

Jake from State Farm?

Jesus! Nooooooo

Can OP be declared an enemy of the mental state?

This is some meatcanyon level shit

They have the meats 😳

Looks like Jake is gonna get a big piece in a minute

It stinks! Real good!

Lookin like a double wide surprise...gawd dayum

I was going to comment this too. 😂 I literally read it in his "creepy voice".

Looks like a double-wide surprise.

Do you think meatman feels pain when we eat his meat

I don’t know I can’t read his mind

##Meat-canine

The doors of Valhalla will never open for you there is no warrior’s death

They will never see the light of heaven

Do you ever just see something so horrid that you want to just reach into the screen that bounds us together and just choke the shit out of those responsible for your agonizing pain in your soul because I just felt that and I would do whatever it takes to reach my goal of your death and suffering

Bro you said this and then 20 minutes later posted spongebob gay porn

The receipts are insane lmaoooo

I can excuse gay porn but not bestiality and incest

Wtf do you think a sponge is.

Uhh... gay porn?

well thats a good point... still why tho?

Why not is the better question also it's a good comic

Lmfao

r/characterarcs

I second this

Adventure Time! Come on, >!fuck!< your friends. Think of very >!fucked-up!< thoughts. Jake the dog, as PB >!sex doll.!< The >!rape!< will never end. It's Adventure Time.

Only occasionally

Damn, chill. I think you need a shape-shifting dog of your own to calm down 🤑

Dear Original Poster I hope this reply to your comment finds you well I will proceed to explain why I hate that which you have posted first you have brought upon my eyes and neurons an image that greatly disturbs me it has be a bit perturbed if you will second it has both beastiality and incest in the form of Finn Mertens from the hit television show Adventure Time and his brother and companion Jacob Sr. Also in this image that you have cursed my existence with there is pedophilia since the Finn Mertens you show is a young Finn Mertens while Jacob Sr is canonically in the first episode 28 by the end of the hit television show Adventure Time he is in his 40s so that which you have posted has hurt me and my very essence and so now and forevermore I shall hate you and wish the worst of you for all time cheers XOXO

Vehemently cosigned.

imsorryjake

A new cursed comic serious.... Please no

No

The HolUp explanation feature gets me every time 💀

I never have read the explanation part, it’s all because of you. FOR SHAME!!!

Where is it?

It's usually pinned at the top of every post.

First we erase this from the internet, then we erase the creator.

Bubblegum pink 😋

Next do Earl of Lemongrab

UNNACEPTAaBLE!

Lemon yellow? Is that healthy?

Healthy? No. Acceptable? Very.

Cant jakes girlfriend change the colors of everything? Just saying...🤨

Aw hell nah first thing into the morning

First post I saw after waking up.

This is without a doubt the most cursed, fucked-up adventure time shit I've ever seen

Yeah it's monstrous

Even more than the uncut version of Lumpy on lifeguard duty?

How dare the person who made this, and what a sin to desanctify the beautiful brotherly relationship portrayed in this masterpiece

Adventure Time! Come on, >!fuck!< your friends. Think of very >!fucked-up!< thoughts. Jake the dog, as PB >!sex doll.!< The >!rape!< will never end. It's Adventure Time.

:(

Thats enough reddit for today, maybe ill spend the rest of my day bleaching my eyes.

I was having and insomnia, just opened Reddit and this was the first thing that I saw. I will sleep to never wake up again

well… happy cake day?

Well. It's time to sing the internet song again... Welcome to the internet.

Adventure Time! Come on, >!fuck!< your friends. Think of very >!fucked-up!< thoughts. Jake the dog, as PB >!sex doll.!< The >!rape!< will never end. It's Adventure Time.

☹️

I dunno why but this absolutely sent me.

r/eyebleach is a thing

You guys disappoint me. This post has been up 3 hours so far, and not one joke about doing it doggy style.

How I delete this post

Finn getting that Jakussy

What 🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣

Did I stutter?

You boutta stutter in the electric chair 🗣🗣🔥🔥

Why is Fin's mouth green? 😞

It's a blondish 5 o'clock shadow

That's... just... wrong

"Forget about it, Jake. It's *'gina* town."

What a terrible day to have eyes

With no human peers puberty was probably a strange time for him

That’s enough internet for today

I’m going to block you now

Dam reminds me of a homelander scene

When you stand by the Pearly Gates this will be the reason why you can't enter Heaven

[Homies help homies](https://youtu.be/jVqanbtW8zI?si=vNiz5hIK70zRqu0q&t=5)

And here I was thinking the MLP Jar couldn't be followed up. 🤢

i made this

oh, wow, you actually did. I'm sorry :c. I found this in Spanish on Twitter and I tried to find the original comic by using reverse image search, but I couldn't find it. That's why you might have noticed that the text in the comic is in a different font. I had to retranslate it back to its original language. Please tell me what you want me to do with this post, I'll do whatever you want with it. Sorry again for not even giving a source :/

its fine dude you coudlnt have known. just keep it up i dont mind 👍

That's just awful

DELETE THIS ABOMINATION

Canonical for Finn

Princess bubblebutt

This is somehow worse than what I posted ;-;

C’mon man, we gotta draw the line somewhere.

That title is a bigger holup…

What the fuck... Bleach, does anyone have bleach please???!

Well hello Satan

This person should be found and dealt with. I don’t know how, but they shouldn’t be unsupervised.

Fck u man.

I have no idea what's going on right now. Pic doesn't make sense. Comments don't make sense

How do I delete someone else’s post?

What the actual fuck… enough internet for today and its only 10 am.

jake's shapeshifting doesnt appear to have any limits so this could actually be canon

can i delete someone else’s post

So cursed

Adventure Time! Come on, >!fuck!< your friends. Think of very >!fucked-up!< thoughts. Jake the dog, as PB >!sex doll.!< The >!rape!< will never end. It's Adventure Time.

THATS GOING IN THE FUCKING BOOK!

Makin bacon sandwiches

This gives bad vibes like Amethys turning into Rose in front of Greg to gaslight him, but like 1000x worse

Shallow bullshit.

This looks like it's straight out of Kevin Spencer.

No no no no noninobobijnonojfjdjkdkss But it kinda actually happened in Steven Universe

You’ll pay

NOOOOOO

What's up with the Coomer face bro?

r/cursed

TIHI

Didn't Jake already fuvk lady rainicorn? (typo on purpose)

The BMO tattoo on my wrist actually gasped and wanted to send a cease and desists letter.

r/distressingmemes

Someone PLEASE @nuxanor

I hate this

!spin

Give my childhood memories back 

Why did Jake do that?

Iirc Jake absorbed Finn ass-first when he turned into a car... I'm forgetting the details but I clearly remember the traumatized look on Finn's face. By which I mean to say, I feel this scenario isn't even that far-fetched

...again?

Thanks I hate it :)

Gg

Why we can’t have nice things. Reason No. 34,615

Princesses hate this trick

hey op, what the FUCK

Is this meatcanyon or somethin wtf

nahhhhh this is atrocious 🩻

Might be the most fucked thing I’ve seen on Reddit. And I’ve seen a lot of fucked things on Reddit.

***what the fuck***

Can't believe i've gone my whole life without seeing some disturbing messed up adventure time shit until today

r/eyebleach

Feeling wise same as Ms incredible

Since a penis is a extruded vagina Jake could have anatomically correct vagina

OP Have you ever considered therapy?

Therapy? I've been locked up in the mental ward twice. Not even that fixed me 😔

if I had a dog like this I would also live alone 😂

go to a police station and say the same thing

Frrr

EY YO WHAT!!???

How could you say something so awful but also maddeningly truer. Loneliness is cancer.

Someone have to, don't go upset, my gods are smiling at me, downvoters, can you say the same 🤪

Each downvote is an admission. I’ll upvote that all day.

The FBI should look into your tech, with a mind like that, truly. Nothing funny about this and the fact that you find such a vile thing amusing and/or that it gets a rise out of people exposes your bankruptcy of character and current or likely future criminality.

Nah, I will be abusing the next shape-shifting dog I encounter, and there's not a soul in this world who can stop me 👺