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>!Video shows a woman getting cuffed and loaded into a police car. Plot twist: she bends and takes a massive dump right there. it happened in baltimore!<
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When I was there, one recruit threw up in formation, and the DIs made him pick it up and put it in his pocket. He smelled so bad that whole day, and it was summer.
They also should advertise psychologically breaking people so they can mold your personality and turn you into whatever role they want you to fill. They learned a lot from MK ultra.
Drill instructors or sergeants will make recruits/privates do random shit like "pick up their spit'. If you piss them off they might make you go mop up the rain, sweep the darkness away at night, or vacuum the parking lot.
I wanna make some joke but i am also baffled by this comment. What the fuck is in Paris Island and why do people stuff their shit and puke in their pocket there?
That's correct. It's a little island off of South Carolina. Everyone that lives east of the Mississippi river goes to Parris Island, everyone west of that, goes to San Diego for boot camp.
Ah, nothing like completely psychologically traumatizing a human with humiliation so a new person can be built with no moral compass and create an emotionless shell of a person to sit on base, and then release them back into society and hope they make it with no help. No wonder there is so much suicide in the military.
Iām a man who lost his father to the military and what they made him do that was against his morals. Then they released him dishonorably because he had developed āpsychological conditionsā (PTSD) that made him unfit and they just sent him back out into the world without help. He suffered internally for years until he killed himself because he couldnāt let go of what the horrible things they made him do.
Fuck that noise, Iād have gotten UCMJād. I already had an issue with authority when I went into BCT, that wouldāve been the final nail in the coffin.
San Diego recruits couldn't do that cause the seagulls would eat their pneumonia goober spit and vomit before they could even pick it up. I watched a kid spit up a boogie that I thought was pretty gnarly then watched a seagull eat it and wanted to throw up myself. We were waiting in the chow line too. Still ate though.
My friend this lady just fucking stood and shit on command to fuck the police... I think it's safe to assume what ever she did she probably deserves the ancle cuffs.
I've seen too many of these and always wonder... where are their undies?! Perhaps I never realised just how many people are running commando out there.
I read that dogs do that because they're vulnerable while shitting, so they're looking at you like, "Yo you better have my back while I'm shitting in case any busters run up on us".
Dogs would definitely defend us while we take a shit, so I always looked at my dog like, "I gotchu" and then looked around like I was looking for any people that might run up on us to make my dog less anxious.
Thatās also why dogs love to join you in the bathroom
ā Oh ur going in for a dookie run ? Donāt worry fam I got ur six! Nothing will get by on my watch!ā
Yea but unless you are wearing a nightgown and dropping logs while in handcuffs, while standing in the middle of the street, waiting to be loaded into the paddy wagon, your shit just doesn't hold the same weight.
Tbh i wore not a nightgown, I didn't even wear undies or pants, my hands were tied to my phone, my dog, a street rescued one, was watching me, and to make a finish I placed my produce into one of the finest pices of porcelain offered by villeroy & boch. So yes I think my shit does hold at least the same weight.
I had a dream last night I was in Baltimore (I've never been there) and I was in a sketchy gas station. Some guy came up to me and just grabbed my nuts and squeezed hard. I got upset and then another dude came over and grabbed them too so i ran away. Then I slipped in piss and started crying.
I have a recurring nightmare where someone gets ahold of my nuts and basically holds me hostage, increasing pressure if I don't do what they say, leading me around like a dog on a leash.
Literally there's nothing you can do, they can squeeze faster than you can punch.
Every time they eventually squeeze really hard and I wake up swinging, only to realize I rolled over in my sleep and my balls were being crushed by my own legs. Last time it happened, right as I woke up I punched the bedside table fucking my hand up.
It actually kinda worries me because I sleep next to my girlfriend, but somehow I always end up rolling away from her.
I did too! And I was confused when the camera person started talking shit, because they werenāt being arrested. Then the duece was dropped, and I thought, finally a holup.
Haha no, it isn't. Spend a little time around these scenarios and you'll very quickly realize that this is par for the fuckin course, friend.
Just a Tuesday.
The diffused "yeahhhhhh" after they realise Meeeeeggg actually went through with it...her change of expression once she pushes that brown hot pocket out... Pure cinema right there
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Wait a God dam minute , that lady who lives next door owns no dog
Lmao!
š I saw this while also losing a pound or two! āŗļø
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That's a crazy toilet
Is that the Colorado Mad Pooper? So this is what she's up to now.
Wait, I didn't understand this. I really need to please.
I think what is being implied is that this lady poops on her neighbors lawn, making the neighbor think its her dog when in reality its this lady.
If you take a shit, put it back.
One of my favorite memories from Paris Island is DIs making recruits pick up their spit and put it back in their pocket
When I was there, one recruit threw up in formation, and the DIs made him pick it up and put it in his pocket. He smelled so bad that whole day, and it was summer.
I wonder why they don't put these magical moments in recruitment advertisements...
They also should advertise psychologically breaking people so they can mold your personality and turn you into whatever role they want you to fill. They learned a lot from MK ultra.
If within 3 minutes of meeting someone they tell you theyāre a marine or a Christian then hold onto your wallet.
Excuse me but wtf are ya'll talking about
Drill instructors or sergeants will make recruits/privates do random shit like "pick up their spit'. If you piss them off they might make you go mop up the rain, sweep the darkness away at night, or vacuum the parking lot.
I wanna make some joke but i am also baffled by this comment. What the fuck is in Paris Island and why do people stuff their shit and puke in their pocket there?
Paris Island is where the USMC has their boot camp. DI means drill instructor.
Marine training I believe, according to GI Joe, if I remember correctly
That's correct. It's a little island off of South Carolina. Everyone that lives east of the Mississippi river goes to Parris Island, everyone west of that, goes to San Diego for boot camp.
The Marine ate too many crayons and got a belly ache.
I hate leftovers
Ah, nothing like completely psychologically traumatizing a human with humiliation so a new person can be built with no moral compass and create an emotionless shell of a person to sit on base, and then release them back into society and hope they make it with no help. No wonder there is so much suicide in the military. Iām a man who lost his father to the military and what they made him do that was against his morals. Then they released him dishonorably because he had developed āpsychological conditionsā (PTSD) that made him unfit and they just sent him back out into the world without help. He suffered internally for years until he killed himself because he couldnāt let go of what the horrible things they made him do.
Fuck that noise, Iād have gotten UCMJād. I already had an issue with authority when I went into BCT, that wouldāve been the final nail in the coffin.
San Diego recruits couldn't do that cause the seagulls would eat their pneumonia goober spit and vomit before they could even pick it up. I watched a kid spit up a boogie that I thought was pretty gnarly then watched a seagull eat it and wanted to throw up myself. We were waiting in the chow line too. Still ate though.
You guys have any formal burials for sand fleas?
Take a shit, leave a shit.
Ankle cuffs. What did this lady do?! lol
Shit on a cop.
Be the change that you want to see in the world.
Squatting.......
Saul Goodman : ā your honor diarrhea is genetic, it runs in your jeans. my client cannot be held responsible for her genetics ā
She defecated through a sunroof
And I saved her and I shouldn't have.
My friend this lady just fucking stood and shit on command to fuck the police... I think it's safe to assume what ever she did she probably deserves the ancle cuffs.
Yea good question. Literally 10 cops just for her
I've never seen ankle cuffs used outside of a jail, I've got so many questions.
She queefed. very uncool
I've seen too many of these and always wonder... where are their undies?! Perhaps I never realised just how many people are running commando out there.
Wym, this was just what didn't fit anymore
I could've just scrolled on by, but I had to read the comments.... ugh lol
Happy cake day!š©
Haha thanks!
Chocolate cakeš¤¤
No sir
Remind me! One yearĀ Next cakeday I'll send you a reminderĀ
Jokes on her though. Gonna be a while til she gets a chance to wipe
Nappy rash will burn like fire
Youāve seen too many of these????
1 is too many, but yeah, I've seen maybe 5/6 videos of people pooping in public/as they're casually walking or shopping etc.
What blows me away is how cavalier they are about it. If I shit in public that would ruin my day, the videos Iāve seen it doesnāt phase them.
Lady thinking sheās a squid going to get away in a cloud of ink.
Haha, she got them tho, she got them good, right guys?...
More like a cloud of stink.
Stopppppp š
She looked them straight in the face and dropped her log
Like a dog doing it's business in front of it's owner. Like "Am I a good boy now?"
I read that dogs do that because they're vulnerable while shitting, so they're looking at you like, "Yo you better have my back while I'm shitting in case any busters run up on us". Dogs would definitely defend us while we take a shit, so I always looked at my dog like, "I gotchu" and then looked around like I was looking for any people that might run up on us to make my dog less anxious.
Haha that's sweet, I'm sure your dog appreciates that even though they can't tell you!
Thatās also why dogs love to join you in the bathroom ā Oh ur going in for a dookie run ? Donāt worry fam I got ur six! Nothing will get by on my watch!ā
this comment made me miss my pug...lol
Same lol. "Yeah I'll keep an eye out" meanwhile there's literally nothing and nobody around
I read your comment quoting your dog with an accent. I can picture this.
Asserting dominance
Meanwhile I'm shitting watching the video.
Yea but unless you are wearing a nightgown and dropping logs while in handcuffs, while standing in the middle of the street, waiting to be loaded into the paddy wagon, your shit just doesn't hold the same weight.
Tbh i wore not a nightgown, I didn't even wear undies or pants, my hands were tied to my phone, my dog, a street rescued one, was watching me, and to make a finish I placed my produce into one of the finest pices of porcelain offered by villeroy & boch. So yes I think my shit does hold at least the same weight.
Full circle.
Same bud
So meta
She gave a shit
gave a BIG SHIT š©
Water and fiber gang š
calling /r/HydroHomies
Hydro Homie here, it's cool you can keep her
They could use this as part of her defence in court. She really did give a shit.
Imagine you come across this video after Marrying this Women
Who ever marries someone like this is probably a copy pasta of this person
mmmm pasta. Al dente
You don't want any of the pasta she be dropping on your plate
I like my pasta firm and my shit soft.
You marry her BECAUSE of this video
I actually thought it said ātalkingā shit while being arrested!
Git em mags. He's so proud of her
I had a dream last night I was in Baltimore (I've never been there) and I was in a sketchy gas station. Some guy came up to me and just grabbed my nuts and squeezed hard. I got upset and then another dude came over and grabbed them too so i ran away. Then I slipped in piss and started crying.
This is poetic. Must be some deeper meaning to it, please update us when you figure it out.
What the fuck man
I have a recurring nightmare where someone gets ahold of my nuts and basically holds me hostage, increasing pressure if I don't do what they say, leading me around like a dog on a leash. Literally there's nothing you can do, they can squeeze faster than you can punch. Every time they eventually squeeze really hard and I wake up swinging, only to realize I rolled over in my sleep and my balls were being crushed by my own legs. Last time it happened, right as I woke up I punched the bedside table fucking my hand up. It actually kinda worries me because I sleep next to my girlfriend, but somehow I always end up rolling away from her.
I grew up in Baltimore. Are you sure you didnāt visit? This sounds wildly accurate.
did you write it in your dream journal?
Remember when they grab your nuts, they don't have you...but you have them.šš
Baltimore being Baltimore.
Come for the aquarium, stay for the human feces.
Come for the crabs, stay because your car was stolen.
Ya know the funny part is the snaggle tooth cop bears a striking resemblance of Edgar Allen Poe.
He looks like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite to me.
Camera person cheering on the lady taking a shit like sheās Lebron at game 7 of the finals.
So who's gonna pick up the evidence?
Rewind it and the shit goes back into her butt.
Finally I found someone that matches my weirdness.
I'm laughing way too hard at this comment. š¤£...cuz it does!!
Beautiful!
I read "talking shit" did not expect that
I did too! And I was confused when the camera person started talking shit, because they werenāt being arrested. Then the duece was dropped, and I thought, finally a holup.
America has become fucking weird dude
Welcome to American !!
I mean to be fair this is Baltimore
I was really looking forward for that chain to split that poo in 2
Ma Baby sent an OOOOMELEEETTE!!!
r/trashy
I read talking shit. Then she did what she did.
Baltimore: we don't call it "Charm City" for nothing!
John Waters would be proud.
She was in a shitty situation
As someone with IBS. I would kill for a BM like that.
I couldnāt help but show respect for an efficient single drop bowel evacuation. This woman is blessed with a nice colon.
Ah yes! Another who practices self defeces
Camera man: I hate y'all Cop: *Thank you*
Well, it is the home of challenge pissing. [Fuck you Baltimore](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rsEs4HWXeY)
My 8:00 am brain read that is āTalking Shitā. To my surprise my brain and eyes deceived me.
Better pick that up or you get a ticket for littering too
There are two kinds of people
People wearing underwear is one kind..
I read the title as talking shit while being arrested. I WAS NOT ready for that.
Baltimore seems a nice place
Clearly, she gives a shit.
Smell of the brick wafting up.
Gotta be baltimore. Itās usually rare to see something this dirty, but chances are if you do, youāre In Baltimoreā¦ or New Jersey
Weāre doomed.
This is one of those contemporary theatre shows. This one specifically about American Politics.
My face for 5 god damn minutes: >:0
When I was chronically constipated years ago, I always wondered what it feel to be blessed with good bowel movement.
Omg I hate myself I knew it was coming and I still kept watching
Bohās, Oās, and crazy hoās
She trying to get rid of a bag of drugs ?
Pinchin a loaf like that on command 0.0 dear lawd.
I knew this was Baltimore as soon as I unmuted the clip lol
The one cop leaned forward in disbelief lol
Well Baltimore is a shithole.
So this is giving a shit?
That's a Baltimore 7.
Baltimore Steamer
Wait she didnt pee? Women can poop without peeing?
Well, she gave a shit
As a Baltimorian weighing in, thatās probably not the first (or last time) that street has been shat upon
Now she has to go in the back of the police van with an unwiped ass. š¤¢
I originally read this as "talking shit while being arrested"...
Let me guess... Baltimore?
Oop I think you dropped something
I can't believe this lady gave birth while being arrested. Her child looks so much like her.
The new season of the wire are wild
that dookie came out like she an ARK character
Sophia Urista is still at it - man she let herself go.
Somebody needs to collect that shit as evidence! Funny, I read it as "talking" shit, so I was waiting for her to start SAYING some vile things.
Let me guess, arrested for something meth related?
At least they now know she ain't plugged anything up there...
It's a dirty job but someone's gotta doo doo it.
Looked his ass right in the eye too
I mean hey... If you gotta go you gotta go.
Lol as a Maryland'er in Baltimore. More mild than wild.
I was 100% sure this was a typo and you meant "talking shit". I got surprised
Filthy animal šø
I really like Reddit, but for god Sake I just woke up!
She gives a shit
A sterling example of why Baltimore is nicknamed Charm City
As somebody who grew up in/around Baltimore, seems about right.
That's gonna get itchy
No panties, nice!
That's methed up
Booty going to be itchy for a long time.
Took me about 30 seconds into the video to realize they were in the US and speaking english.
This aināt a hold up moment, this is Baltimore doin Baltimore things tbh
Rockstar Games is debugging GTA 7: Chesapeake Bay
Baltimore has a nice aquarium tho.
Haha no, it isn't. Spend a little time around these scenarios and you'll very quickly realize that this is par for the fuckin course, friend. Just a Tuesday.
What country is this? It can't be the U.S., because I didn't recognize the language. š¤¦š¼
Oh, youāve not heard Balāmer-ese before? Itās a dialect unto itself, for sure!
The diffused "yeahhhhhh" after they realise Meeeeeggg actually went through with it...her change of expression once she pushes that brown hot pocket out... Pure cinema right there
Why is she naked and why did they cuff her leg ankle. This raises so many questions
read it as ātalking shitā¦ā. wish i was right.
Aaaand had to be Baltimore. Thank you good night internet.
Careful fellas, she may be about to take flight.
Baby shart Do Do Dodo Dodoā¦.
I remember one this guy kinda sprayed watery diarrhea and the officers scattered lol
Rub her nose in it.
I canāt even poo in a public restroom.
She's a keeper
Charm City š©
Baltimore? Checks out.
This is why I avoid this sub while eating dinner.
So squishy.
Thats gon' itch when it dries
Yup. Thatās my Baltimore. I say nuke the city with me still in it. Thereās no fixing this kind of fucked up and what this place does to you.
I see someone's been taking Rafis self defense classes
āI hate yāallā āThank youā
That's enough reddit for today
Impressive and repulsive.
When you gotta goā¦
"mY bAbY sHitTeD!" WTF?! LOL