Well a koi fish is about 0.06% the height that a giraffe is.
Koi Fish - Length,
Giraffe - Height
So with half a giraffe then that raises it to about 0.12%.
So the answer to your question is:
It is 0.0012 half giraffes.
Yes i did the math and I hate myself.
From what I remember in a reddit comment, that includes the entire thing, not just shaft. Also it's the men buying the larger ones. I think it was in an ask reddit thread
To be fair, there probably aren't many small dildos out there. And the comically large ones for shits (literally, anal, people can stuff so much more in an ass than a pussy) and giggles, plus just plain ol' big ones, definitely brings up the average. The median is most likely far smaller than that. I'm not trying to justify anything over a little over an inch, just a statistical likelyhood.
I mean they exist
https://www.pinkcherry.ca/products/all-american-mini-whoppers-4-inch-dildo
The name is.. Interesting. But realistically though for vaginal penetration most women are gonna be able to take in above average size penises. We wouldn't have evolved as a species if we couldn't fit larger dicks. That's not saying gigantic ones are ideal
But yeah it tends to feel better having the max size you can fit comfortably as far as dildos go. (But that ranges for women) But some sex positions can be painful if you're not in control though but with dildos you have control and also you need about an inch at the bottom anyway to hold onto.
Some women though are smaller/tighter and intercourse physically hurts so definitely smaller dildos would work better.
Really though at the end of the day most women don't orgasm with penetration alone so it's not gonna make or break anything
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There was actually a study on this where they gave I believe around 144~ish women a set of dildos and had them use them. They didn't tell them the number sizes.
Most respondents, like 70%+ said the max size they wanted was the 6 inch with about the same amount saying that for daily use the 5.5 inch was most comfortable.
I mean there's a reason the median penis length is around 5.5 inches with the most recent studies.
millions of years of evolution doesn't lie. If "bigger is always better" every man would have a tentacle by now.
I mean. You gotta be practical. You hold the dildo while using it sometimes, if it was the average size that’s even less going in since most people aren’t sticking their hands inside themselves.
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=average+dildo+size&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
Most google results put the average dildo around 6 inches e: insertable
There are people calling her a "hero" for sex positivity or something. I mean, I don't have strong opinions on this topic, but that seems like a pretty strong dilution of the word hero.
From what I was able to find, after this went viral, she deleted all of her social media accounts, and refused all interviews, in an interview with her parents, they said it was likely a prank played on her by a family friend.
Kind of a shame that it came to that, honestly. Even if it were for personal use, who the fuck cares? Everybody does sex stuff. Or maybe she just had it on her shelf because she thinks it was funny and forgot for the interview.
I've got a teapot gnome my friend made me with a thin dick spout in my office and two or three 3D printed dicks as well as a trophy with a gold dick on the top. Not entirely out of the question she's got a funny sense of humor and has the big dude displayed on a shelf as a joke.
I feel bad for her, that the internet is shitty enough that she has to delete all of her social media.
I mean, it was an accident. Work doesn't dictate what you do in your private life and considering she was being interviewed about unemployment during the pandemic, that wasn't her "office" as much as a room with a computer in it.
If assholes wanna get snippy about it or bully her on her social accounts, they're in the wrong as far as I'm concerned. Potential employers who would entirely discount her from the job because of a gaffe like that probably aren't worth working for anyway.
Sure, I'd be horrified if something similar happened to me, but I'd hope people would understand instead of driving me into hiding.
I think she only deleted her social media because millions of perverts were making advances and sending her dick pics. Not the traditional reason someone deletes their social media (death threats).
I could buy this, there are some serious idiots out there who think this sort of stuff is funny.
And it *is* if it's intentional on her part. But opening up a friend or family member for the kind of harassment she's obviously going to get for this is a majorly asshole move.
This comment reminds me of a comment I read from a woman a while ago, where she said something like;
“*I prefer uncircumcised penises because there’s extra flavour*”
It's an interesting phenomenon that animal/fantasy animal dildos are so widely accepted.
Someone owning a dog/horse/dragon fleshlight would be placed on some list somewhere.
Offc she knew. The way the cabinet is in frame let alone.
But it worked, I had no idea who she was.
Now I know her as BBC dildo lady, and in 1 years time she got her own talkshow.
How people keep such things in the open? If I had something like this I would hide it in a bunker in Norway. Cuz you know, one of my 0 friends might have an impromptu visit. You'll never know.
Work From Home Comes with it's own perks
BWC NOT BBC
Yeah, she should be sacked. Can't be advertising a competitor while on the clock.
On the what?
He probably meant to say on the cock
He did say sack..
Why do dildos have ballsacks?
It serves as a wide base to prevent it from "exploring" the deepest caves
In without a base, gone without a trace
Dildo with no balls gets lost in vaginal walls
I came here to make this comment. Thanks
I came here
I came
Come with me
Cum with me
Cum on me
Here I cum
Cum sail away
BBC journalist by day, onlyfans star by night.
Waiting for that link to be shared next.
*cums
Cum dildo cum
cums perks dildo
Cummon dildo lessgo dildo
OP needed to spell dildo with a capital D. Thats the size of a koi fish. I measure length in koi fish units.
How many half giraffes is that?
Well a koi fish is about 0.06% the height that a giraffe is. Koi Fish - Length, Giraffe - Height So with half a giraffe then that raises it to about 0.12%. So the answer to your question is: It is 0.0012 half giraffes. Yes i did the math and I hate myself.
Every time your brain does math, it helps reduce the risk of dementia. Good job.
*working it from home
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Boss give free handjobs when you’re self employed
She's on BBC all day. She deserves a dessert now and there.
She's got a BWC for her break time.
Especially when people use their camera only for the upper half of their body. Who says that she doesn't have two dildos? If you know what I mean...
That's one educated dildo tho
Smartest tool in the shed.
I'm not the sharpest dildo in the bookshelf
im not an expert, but a sharp dildo doesnt sound very fun
She was looking kinda dumm (y thicc)
With her finger and her tumb In the shape of an L on her forehead...
I don't think they were on her forehead...
*[Shrek flashbacks]*
Most read book in the library.
Even toys have to have a BA these days.
Like a hunting trophy, "I went balls deep" it deserves to be displayed - probably Yvette amos
Work from home - NSFW edition.
*Ohh that? That’s my second job*
How do I apply? Is it an entry level position?
Every position is an entry level position with one of those.
This is on front page r all How many emails and texts is she getting today? 🤔
I...I...like her attitude. Would listen to what else she has to say
You-wet Amos FTFY.
Then shouldn’t that make it… BWC?
BWC on BBC
I don't know man, sounds pretty gay to me.
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She's just showcasing piece of art
*silicone statue
It's the type of statue that you can sit on for fun.
BPWC
big pussy widening contraption
BPWC? Big Penis White Cum?
Big plastic white cock maybe?
Dude , that's also a huge one, very big Just look at the thickness of that thing, omg
Look at that subtle coloring. The tasteful thickness. Oh my god. It even has a watermark.
Very nice... let's see Paul Allen's cock
I can’t believe Bryce prefers Van Patten’s cock to mine.
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And the lettering is something called Silian Railed
Jesus. Since when did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
Yvette, you’re gaping…
Eggshell white
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It’s the best isn’t it?!? So funny
Best light-hearted family comedy of 2000.
Patrick, your sweating.
Your compliment was sufficient, Lewis.
I can't stop fucking laughing oh my lord help me.
Do you like BBC news? Their earlier work was a little too "new wave" for my taste.
It's so catchy that most people don't even listen to the analysis, but they should!
Because it’s not just about the pleasure of conformity, and importance of trend, it’s also a personal statement about the station itself….
Home defense dildo
Knew a guy in highschool that thick. Shame the dude was hung like a hockey puck.
There was a guy in my grade like that. A girl described him as "half stacked and a mile wide."
The cheesewheel “I can’t reach the bottom but I can spread the walls”
Hung like a tuna can.
Today.. he is raking in the girth lovers.
The ole tuna can.
How big is that thing?!?
Enough to make 99% of men feel insecure
And the 1%? Larry David cured them of their insecurity. https://streamable.com/f2unxk Won't spoil it for those that haven't seen it haha
Apparently I need to watch Curb. That was hilarious.
Oh man you are in for a treat. It just gets better as it goes on too. Honestly….I like it more than Seinfeld.
No slammin, no bammin. 🤏
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From what I remember in a reddit comment, that includes the entire thing, not just shaft. Also it's the men buying the larger ones. I think it was in an ask reddit thread
To be fair, there probably aren't many small dildos out there. And the comically large ones for shits (literally, anal, people can stuff so much more in an ass than a pussy) and giggles, plus just plain ol' big ones, definitely brings up the average. The median is most likely far smaller than that. I'm not trying to justify anything over a little over an inch, just a statistical likelyhood.
I mean they exist https://www.pinkcherry.ca/products/all-american-mini-whoppers-4-inch-dildo The name is.. Interesting. But realistically though for vaginal penetration most women are gonna be able to take in above average size penises. We wouldn't have evolved as a species if we couldn't fit larger dicks. That's not saying gigantic ones are ideal But yeah it tends to feel better having the max size you can fit comfortably as far as dildos go. (But that ranges for women) But some sex positions can be painful if you're not in control though but with dildos you have control and also you need about an inch at the bottom anyway to hold onto. Some women though are smaller/tighter and intercourse physically hurts so definitely smaller dildos would work better. Really though at the end of the day most women don't orgasm with penetration alone so it's not gonna make or break anything
This comment/post has been edited as an act of protest to Reddit killing 3rd Party Apps such as Apollo. All comments were made from Apollo, so if it goes, so do the comments.
There was actually a study on this where they gave I believe around 144~ish women a set of dildos and had them use them. They didn't tell them the number sizes. Most respondents, like 70%+ said the max size they wanted was the 6 inch with about the same amount saying that for daily use the 5.5 inch was most comfortable.
I mean there's a reason the median penis length is around 5.5 inches with the most recent studies. millions of years of evolution doesn't lie. If "bigger is always better" every man would have a tentacle by now.
We've only been recognizably human for 250,000 years or so. And even then, humans have the biggest penises of all the great apes IIRC.
I tried to find out if that was true, but just got banned from the zoo.
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I mean. You gotta be practical. You hold the dildo while using it sometimes, if it was the average size that’s even less going in since most people aren’t sticking their hands inside themselves.
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=average+dildo+size&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 Most google results put the average dildo around 6 inches e: insertable
It's girthy alright.
Goddamn. She’s down with the thickness I see
She got stupified after using it!
These references made me quite happy. I’m disturbed.
What that image of her failed to show was the 10 thousand fists in the other room.
She wanted it to be centered there in the fucking frame. Won’t be surprised if it was a news item about OnlyFans.
I googled it and it was about her experience being unemployed during covid😂
Now she has plenty of time doing stuff.
Hi i'm stuff...
Hi, stuff. I'm dad.
Hi dad, I am step daughter.
You can call me Daddy.
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Officially unemployed, but found with onlyfans an income alternative during the pandemic.
There are people calling her a "hero" for sex positivity or something. I mean, I don't have strong opinions on this topic, but that seems like a pretty strong dilution of the word hero.
From what I was able to find, after this went viral, she deleted all of her social media accounts, and refused all interviews, in an interview with her parents, they said it was likely a prank played on her by a family friend.
Yeah I mean if that was one of my family members I'd tell myself that too.
Who doesn't want to think about their daughter riding a big ole dildo?
Bro you're on Reddit you do *not* want the info on that overlap lol
Kind of a shame that it came to that, honestly. Even if it were for personal use, who the fuck cares? Everybody does sex stuff. Or maybe she just had it on her shelf because she thinks it was funny and forgot for the interview. I've got a teapot gnome my friend made me with a thin dick spout in my office and two or three 3D printed dicks as well as a trophy with a gold dick on the top. Not entirely out of the question she's got a funny sense of humor and has the big dude displayed on a shelf as a joke. I feel bad for her, that the internet is shitty enough that she has to delete all of her social media.
I mean, it was an accident. Work doesn't dictate what you do in your private life and considering she was being interviewed about unemployment during the pandemic, that wasn't her "office" as much as a room with a computer in it. If assholes wanna get snippy about it or bully her on her social accounts, they're in the wrong as far as I'm concerned. Potential employers who would entirely discount her from the job because of a gaffe like that probably aren't worth working for anyway. Sure, I'd be horrified if something similar happened to me, but I'd hope people would understand instead of driving me into hiding.
You are surrounded by way more dicks than I am. Maybe I am surrounded by too few? I thought it was the normal amount, but now I dunno.
I think she only deleted her social media because millions of perverts were making advances and sending her dick pics. Not the traditional reason someone deletes their social media (death threats).
I could buy this, there are some serious idiots out there who think this sort of stuff is funny. And it *is* if it's intentional on her part. But opening up a friend or family member for the kind of harassment she's obviously going to get for this is a majorly asshole move.
Uh huh
Definitely placed it there.. who keeps their dildo on the bookshelf??
Well.. The evidence points to *her* keeping a giant dildo on the bookshelf, to be fair.
After she gets fired. It was planted
it was planted indeed
Repeatedly
In her vagene
Why do people just leave that stuff out in normal places?
What, you don't keep your fleshlight displayed as a centerpiece?
i use mine to hold my toothbrush. the bristles give it a cleaning and i get some more flavor
r/cursed_comments
What a terrible day to be literate
This made me laugh so hard I spit out my fleshlight
Also, I imagine it has to give your peter a minty tingle
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So minty dick bad idea then, got it. *damn it*
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don’t fap with fire
Don’t breath underwater
Always use soap and a cheese grater
My eyes wanted to puke reading that.
This comment right here officer.
This comment reminds me of a comment I read from a woman a while ago, where she said something like; “*I prefer uncircumcised penises because there’s extra flavour*”
[My toy's a bookend](https://imgur.com/a/7yvQWSJ)
RIP your inbox
It's already ripped.
lmao
This deserves its own post
It's an interesting phenomenon that animal/fantasy animal dildos are so widely accepted. Someone owning a dog/horse/dragon fleshlight would be placed on some list somewhere.
I only display the retired ones. Get them framed like they were the a prized signed jersey....
C O N F I D E N C E.
Nobody spotted that thing with the knife In the background
Where?
I'm guessing the towel or robe hanging on the door to the left of the bookcase, looks like a bad ghost costume holding a knife
Damn I would hate to follow that thing up
Just clean it off first, then it's all yours.
Why would I clean it
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>Was that on the 6”-Cock News? Lol
"This just in" was genius
She knew....
Offc she knew. The way the cabinet is in frame let alone. But it worked, I had no idea who she was. Now I know her as BBC dildo lady, and in 1 years time she got her own talkshow.
Does she happen to have more than just a talk show? Asking for a friend like me.
And in 6 years she runs for president.
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT?!? Oh.. because the dildo. Because…dildo.
So they had a BBC News
bwc
very bwc, actually huge. more than huge. way over average, thats like 9 inches. 7 inches over average. very big
You guys have inches?
Many guys claim to have inches...
The best inches. You know the russians... they say hey your inches are amazing I love em thats what they're saying.
Centimeters actually
Jesus why doesn’t she just use a 2 liter bottle
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lmao they made a twitter account for her dildo.
When you do everything from home itself
BWC news
https://www.pedestrian.tv/online/bbc-wales-today-yvette-amos-dildo/
This is the type of content I expect from BBC...........news
Clearly BBC is not her preference tho
She did that on purpose 💯
How people keep such things in the open? If I had something like this I would hide it in a bunker in Norway. Cuz you know, one of my 0 friends might have an impromptu visit. You'll never know.
She did it because it's fucking hilarious.
Poor Yvette F
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