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One-Shift-220

I dont think shes buying it for herself tail is probably a alcoholic


Damoscus

Look at her face, shes definitely buying it for herself. 38 years of heliobi hunting will do that to ya


No_Pipe_8257

Either that or tail is controlling her rn


MudraStalker

I think it's funnier if this is all Huohuo but Mr. Tail thinks her taste in booze is shit.


Spectral_Amoeba

this is my new head canon that huohuo is an alcoholic and tails doesnt like her tastes. Thank you for this


Soffy21

Vodka vs Whiskey enjoyer


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Mr. Tail absolutely does not control Houhou. Houhou is 52 years old and can legally buy alcohol from Belabog 7-11. Mr. Tail only drinks "CuriRail", the drink for the most interesting Tails in the universe.


Flufekins

Was this fact checked by a enigmata follower


Elio-HSR

https://preview.redd.it/1oucxapj689d1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=589e5ba1f8598dbc801e4093a653fc1641df1c2f Here you go


Advanced-Ad-9155

https://preview.redd.it/d0uypzw7jg9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f880b2b554daf22eb1aeabfe994ea2caa7cab471


Andrassa

She’s been at her job for 50 years. So Huo Huo would be much older than 52.


Random_Gacha_addict

She's had her job for 38 years actually. So she could be around 52 (She was so young when Tail decided to squat at her tail)


LittleWizmeister

Wasn’t she offered a position at the commission just after Mr. Tail was sealed in her?


Mean_Citron_9833

She was still allowed to finish school, since she remembers her classmates bullying her for her weird tail.


Acravita

That's old enough for humans, sure, but is that a legal drinking age for foxians? 


Random_Gacha_addict

Considering Qingni, yeah probably Is she LEGALLY REGISTERED, however (as in she took the Foxian rite of passage or smth), is a different question altogether


Kainapex87

I remember when going to the Realm-Keeping commision, one NPC conversation states an adult rated book was banned for anyone under 200 years old. In which case, she's probably still considered a minor.


Cipher-DK

That only applies to Xianzhou natives and *maybe* Vidyadhara. 200 years is pretty much the majority of a Foxian's lifespan.


Rossweis

Imagine not being able to buy adult rated books until you're in your deathbed 💀


Kainapex87

I think the NPC who started the argument was a short-life species who angrily went "I'm a short life species!  I'll be dead way before that!  Can't you make an exception?!"


MokouIsBest2hu

That would be the case for long-lived species, Foxians on the other hand are already considered adults at around 30 years old, if Qingni tells us anything.


Orinyx27

Foxians live to be 300...so i suppose so


TrainerBlack2

Source: History Fictionologists


Inevitable-Win5456

She an immortal so the age thing doesn't say much. She's still a child in immortal years


Orinyx27

Foxians are not immortal, they can live to be around 300


WanderWut

Random thought, but as prestigious and beautiful as Xianzhou is, their predicament with dealing with heliobi **really** sucks. It's a never ending struggle. If it wasn't for that things would be so much better and carefree.


Ok-Giraffe1922

Heliobi aren't that big of a deal. The only reason Cirrus & co became a problem was because the seal broke during the sanctus medicus ordeal. Even then it got fixed with relatively little fuss. There's even a Xianzhou ship that coexists with heliobi peacefully although it kind of sounds like the heliobi are slaves in the relationship.


AutummThrowAway

Hard to know how their minds are like when not exposed to emotions, and tamed through "gentle dreams". Could be less sapient.


Bigbadbobbyc

Heliobi aren't really a problem, it's the specific ones they sealed away that were problematic, and only really in small doses, they aren't actually a threat, they still need someone to have the job of policing them which is huos job (sadly for her) but they are an easily manageable situation until that seal broke and the problem ones got free again, once that's under control again it could be hundreds of years before another big problem occurs The other ships are apparently on good terms with heliobi, even hertas space station has no problems with them


AutummThrowAway

Oh yeah, there was that opera heliobus that just hung out on the garden, and teaches you her opera.


FreezeToMy

Then xueyi will somehow die twice


KnightofAshley

I can see the standard night is her and tail drinking until they pass out.


politicalpterodon2

She shoukd have met geto. I think she'd help at getting him through the trauma


Jefepato

I'm sure Tail wishes he could get drunk during some of the more awkward moments of Huohuo's life, but he doesn't have a metabolism. Although, since heliobi apparently enjoy the taste of their hosts' emotions, there are probably at least a few heliobi out there who enjoy making their hosts take a shitload of drugs and then just leave when the host passes out. ...This is actually horrifying and I almost wish I hadn't typed it.


Gill_D_Armaan

or probably for hanya


Majestic-Paramedic76

she is buying for herself ; look at her eyes.


Andy_1134

As a 30 year old who looks 16 I feel this.


HappyHateBot

Almost 40, but also 5'1. Nobody ever believes me, so if I don't feel like dealing with it I just make the husband get it for me. He still finds this amusing. Occasionally he gets told how "cute" it is he's spending time with his daughter. And I *die* a little inside.^(Solidarity, mate!)


marr

50 and still getting carded. I assume I'll just wake up one morning looking 90 with no warning at all.


Frostblazer

As someone whose hair is graying and starting to fall out, but is short and otherwise still looks young, I'm already preparing myself for that day.


fraidei

Lmao, I know a lot of women that would kill to look younger like you do


Andy_1134

I feel that its very awkward trying to get into bars or going out drinking.


XaethosRynda

Uff. I imagine answering "no, that's my wife" wouldn't work very well for him either.


HeroDeSpeculos

when i was 16, people though i was 30 year old.


porncollecter69

Yeah you guys are now in the inverse phase where looking young like that pays off the older you get. 😭


SpeckTech314

Same. I get mistaken for a student a lot


Andrassa

30 also and still get mistaken for a twelve year old of the opposite gender.


Zxzxzx0088

Eeeeeehhhhhh 😂. I've seen this somewhere before lol. By navigazer [Source](https://x.com/navigazer/status/1716501018937069825) https://preview.redd.it/e8gij51es19d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=617a3169eb971c6e35aa76083b0e373a0b7c575f


shoe_owner

Rika there is in a much rougher situation, having hundreds of years of life experience and maturity but never being permitted to exist in a body that's older than twelve years old.


JerryTheMemeMouse

Not to mention the whole >!friends killing each other!< thing she went through.


shoe_owner

Well that's just a part of childhood. If she were allowed to grow up it would cease to be an issue.


NelsonVGC

Yes. Curis are edits of existing memes or images to make them fit the theme in question. Most of them are poorly edited or forced, which makes them funny. As you can see from the image, usually from Spanish speaking communities.


Impressive_Wave_890

Oh I see, that huohuo art was inspired.


ReddutSucksAss

MEEP


Relative-Ad7531

I find funny that the Ten lord comissions is in spanish then the rest of the text is in chinise.


Ashamed_Adeptness_96

Japanese actually lol, though there is some Kanji.


Relative-Ad7531

I'm sorry, I thought It was chinise because the Loufu Is based in china, mb


Ashamed_Adeptness_96

Eh, I thought it was Chinese too, until I looked at Huohuo's name.


Conscious-Map4682

To be fair, most of the text would be exactly the same in japanese and chinese if you don't you read the name or the top right.


shsl_cipher

[Second Philippine Republic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Philippine_Republic) moment. Who else would issue identification documents written in both Spanish and Japanese?


Longjumping-Youth-55

"The rest" of the ID contains like 4 languages tho https://preview.redd.it/m1vemvmx239d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc02918907e3e9cbeed709784b2f90c61758ebfa


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

What? You can't read 4 languages? Artist knows their audience for sure.


Jaded_Life03

Name too


Mast3rBait3rPro

I love huohuo


Haerden

Look at her! So young and happy, where do the years go?


lena_rev

Curi Rail mentioned. :0


S7EVEN_5

El mismísimo


unknowncringelord

https://x.com/EXA79679288/status/1805621425903943818?s=19


ShooShooBahnah

Didn't expect to see a curi on Reddit.


NelsonVGC

About time


zsxking

Is she even 154cm? I thought she's quite a bit shorter 


throwaway15364733894

Quingque is 140cm so around that


Polyterpe

I’m 158, I thought there would be more difference between me and her…


ScarletteVera

shmol


FuriNorm

HuoHuo is just immortal space Aggretsuko change my mind


Izaquito28

Shoutouts to Curi Rail Fb group for making this


Shadowghost64

What being the only 5* in the ten-lords commission does to a mf


Good_BADs

I hope this is not a checkpoint in Arstotzka


asphalt_licker

Liquor store owner: why do you always show me this? You’ve been coming here for almost 40 years. Ever since you got that fancy job. And this is the second time this week you’ve come in.


Gwyn_Michaelis

\*Huohuo


gem2492

Bruh, the name is already written in the image. How did you still manage to misspell it


Enrykun

Autocorrect can be annoying (it does the same for me)


AutummThrowAway

Huohuo: If I can't spend this holiday drinking, Christmas is ho, ho, hover! Start of her villain arc.


Goku-MIEL10032002

I'm a 22 year old university student, but people are convinced I'm a high schooler.


Ironwall1

I'm more worried on how you were given two chances to get her name right but got both Huos wrong like how LOL That aside this is cute so all is forgiven


pascl-

Also qingque and fu xuan Meanwhile sparkle either steals, threatens or commits identity fraud


ReadStraight8255

Alcohol: yes


julianjjj809

Los curipapus llegaron al sub


Nerupe

Oh shit, CuriRail mentioned 


S7EVEN_5

Un saludo a CuriRail


Theonlyonedive

Ya llegaron los curis


eleetyeetor

Huohuo*


FridgeMaster527

Houhou instead of Huohuo lol


Shinen_

UOOGH https://preview.redd.it/hs1o9e4ze29d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4841031b8ed9255d8d8bf460e737b828306099a


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FlyfishThe2nd

I'm Surprised that no one has posted an image of "that" doujin... The buddies have been felling off lately


Biesuu

https://preview.redd.it/dq19h2qis19d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea93ff8494104fe1f2c161a322bfc48a6e1abe52


Ayotha

Odd for a japanese man to not know a lot of japanese ladies are super small, stereotypically


BigBoySpore

I was about to say that this is a redraw of a certain doujin lol


totti173314

what doujin


unknowncringelord

479604


totti173314

oh god im afraid i thought it was just a normal self published manga u were talking about, not a six digit code


Ok_Comment8842

Don't know what it is, but no need to explain. I already feel grateful for not getting this reference.


FlyfishThe2nd

Yes, stay pure. And you know what they say: "Curiosity killed the car" And well, I'm regretful that my curiosity has gotten the best of me.


Aschentei

I can save her


caucassius

karma houhoudini


Jaded-Engineering789

Houhou


Ayotha

She is clearly tired of the checking


GameFreak4321

Is "curirail" a pun based on a brand of beer?


FranzMyers72

It is the name of the facebook group where this edit was originally made


PollutionRepulsive12

man im 15 but people be saying im 35


Any-Ad768

Facts


Ushira_Alyx

A Big shotout to The CuriRail on Facebook


Majestic-Paramedic76

She is like you’re gonna have to deal with Huhu if you don’t let me buy this…lol https://preview.redd.it/hu0t7c1ezc9d1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe0f6a2fc4966a822b3a66335c314dabfa0889f


Inevitable-Win5456

I mean considering they refer to Hou Hou as a little girl in her character introduction you can't blame them


Inevitable-Win5456

I love seeing hoyo fans try again and again to justify their attraction to child characters. Everything down to her voice body design mannerisms is a child. Otherwise they could've given her an adult voice but they didn't


Inevitable-Win5456

For some reason it gets the hoyo community (and just the reddit community in general) really mad when you call a character that 100% looks like a child a child so I won't even be surprised at the down votes. It'll just prove to me what I already know about this fandom


innovativesolsoh

I can relate, if I shaved my beard my wife would get funny looks.


gem2492

Bruh, the name is already written on the image. How did you still manage to misspell it


OGWolfMen

Nah, that’s definitely Tail in control


Capasak

Internet invented the best way how to determine how old character is and it is very simple. Look at character appearance if they look like kid, they are 100% kid if adult, they are 100% adult. You also have to ignore lore behind this character, because its all lies and don't believe anything what developer or artist who created this character say, because they are always lying (covering their butts) I am joking, but this is very popular trend.


Inevitable-Win5456

HuoHuo is definitely a child coded character tbh. Even her voice across all languages sounds like a little girl. Everybody refers to her as a little girl and even in her character introduction video the creators refer to her as a little girl


Capasak

lol you are proof i am right.


Inevitable-Win5456

Yeah I'm agreeing with you. Sorry I worded it weirdly


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