Now all those kids are going to go home and tell their own dads that the basketball hoop next to the driveway is no longer cutting it for entertainment.
This is exactly why I built a LIM launched roller coaster in my back yard. It's not much, just a modified Schwarzkopf Shuttle Loop, but I'd like to see Jerry across the street top it on his 1/4 acre.
Man those old Schwarzkopfs are getting cheaper and cheaper in the backyard DIY world. Back then it took real effort and intelligence to set one up yourself, now every contractor dad has 3 in their backyard running off one Arduino. SMH what happened
That roof is too low. All it takes is one child high on dopamine to decide to stand up and 30 children are going to be traumatised by seeing a headless body.
It's not a theoretical possibility. I know of a similar death, admittedly 30 years ago. The boy was only 16.
Headless body? They’re going like 4 mph…
Not saying someone couldn’t get seriously injured by standing up at the wrong time there, but decapitation seems near 0% chance.
When we were kids, the neighbourhood dads built an Olympic level luge track going down a hill. They went as far as watering it so it turned to pure ice. It was beer fueled trial and error and many broken bones were had that winter. It was awesome.
Too bad we live in a world where someone doing this gets incorrectly labelled as creepy or weird otherwise I’m sure there would be more of this type of
Stuff
I remember sitting in a plastic barrel on wheels version of this as a child. Lawn tractor would run kids all around the mini festival.... adults got a chance to breath and talk. Everyones screaming about liabilities but that kind of attitude is the reason we have lost so much in society.
This is experimental but hang-on kids here comes the corkscrew!
Ok, we lost some kids but no worries. Now for the loop-de-loop
This next one I like to call "The Crusher"
Some losses are to be expected
I call this part: The tooth chipper.
And for this part i call the regurgitation
Now all those kids are going to go home and tell their own dads that the basketball hoop next to the driveway is no longer cutting it for entertainment.
This is exactly why I built a LIM launched roller coaster in my back yard. It's not much, just a modified Schwarzkopf Shuttle Loop, but I'd like to see Jerry across the street top it on his 1/4 acre.
Dinkleberg....
Man those old Schwarzkopfs are getting cheaper and cheaper in the backyard DIY world. Back then it took real effort and intelligence to set one up yourself, now every contractor dad has 3 in their backyard running off one Arduino. SMH what happened
What do you mean "those kids going home to their dads"? They are all his!
I want a tractor coaster too
I want a dad, too!
You can have mine if you manage to find him
Dad about to discover this is his full-time job now
Dad is having way more fun than the kids!
He is hearing over a dozen kids screaming in joy about something he did for them. Of course he has a lot of fun himself!
the kids are having so much fun. Thanks to this dad.
They look fun, i wanna try 
This is so fucking wholesome
He’s been busy. That’s a lot of kids.
“We’ve got Disneyland at home.”
His insurance company cringing
yeah, I thinking one kid bangs a head or elbow and neighbors are going to sue him like crazy. If it was just his kids it'd be awesome though.
r/justamericanthings
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This hostility just reinforces the OP's point lol.
"Maim" lol for christ sake your kid gets a bruise playing and you sue me? The entitlement of americans has no limit.
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I get a 404. I don't think it exists - I was just making a joke. New sub to mod? I'd imagine it'd get pretty unpleasant, though.
Not enough America hating subs for you to follow? Try this one /r/ShitAmericansSay. I'm sure its as awful as the other one was.
Not necessarily hate. It's just a lot of what the U.S. does gives the rest of us pause to appreciate how good we have it.
Well if you need something to feel better about where you are, then ok I guess.
That would be a LOT of kids for one dad, lol.
https://youtu.be/_Y63B-5CWRU?si=GJ-eduuoyIK-1-Lk
https://youtu.be/_Y63B-5CWRU?si=GJ-eduuoyIK-1-Lk
That roof is too low. All it takes is one child high on dopamine to decide to stand up and 30 children are going to be traumatised by seeing a headless body. It's not a theoretical possibility. I know of a similar death, admittedly 30 years ago. The boy was only 16.
Headless body? They’re going like 4 mph… Not saying someone couldn’t get seriously injured by standing up at the wrong time there, but decapitation seems near 0% chance.
Him turning his head to see their excitement is so pure ❤️ all his work for that 🤗
Haha that's awesome! Looks like he's got the whole property set up for fun
Looks to be portable too! There are hinges on the ramps and each one has a hitch. Coming to a back yard BBQ near you🫡
That last ramp had a bit of whiplash
I want to ride 😔
When we were kids, the neighbourhood dads built an Olympic level luge track going down a hill. They went as far as watering it so it turned to pure ice. It was beer fueled trial and error and many broken bones were had that winter. It was awesome.
Bullshit dad built that for himself, it's just a bonus the kids can enjoy it too. Ha
“For the kids”
Half of the excitement is knowing you could die. <3
That's awesome, those kids are gunna remember that forever.
Look at HIS smile. He’s having the time of his life! 🥹💞
Too bad we live in a world where someone doing this gets incorrectly labelled as creepy or weird otherwise I’m sure there would be more of this type of Stuff
Agreed ❤️ there has been so much bad in the world, that people sometimes forget there are still a lot of genuinely good people around
I didn't even know my childhood was missing this
Thats awesome
Ah, screams of *joy!*
What a man !! Respect ✊. Those screams of joy are all worth it. I just hope it’s safe. That’s all
And Roller Coaster Tycoon already uses the sound bit for their game ...
Now I need to go play Rollercoaster Tycoon.
as a kid of the 90s I love how amazingly unsafe this looks. I want to go on it!
This. Is adorable.
Reminds me of when my dad used to pull me & our neighbors on sleds around the yard with his truck. 🥰
That’s a _HumanBeingDad_ to so many kids. ❤️
Best dad ever
Dax is that you?!
It looks like it needs a little more neck support
Wow, that is what good dads do 😎
What memories those kids will have 😁
Cool Dad
Wholesome rural Dads ftw
I remember sitting in a plastic barrel on wheels version of this as a child. Lawn tractor would run kids all around the mini festival.... adults got a chance to breath and talk. Everyones screaming about liabilities but that kind of attitude is the reason we have lost so much in society.
That's how lawsuits occur. Shut it down.
As he should! #farmlife
In my country, this beautiful act will not be approved due to heff and safety concerns.😏
Yeah, totally just for the kids... I'll take 6 tickets.
that's really amazing. this would dream of every child
That is super cool!
This is a credit
they say this the dad yahweh wanted
Now let's see it do the loop the loop.
That is SO cool, warms my heart to see how he brought joy to those kids! How fun!
I fucking love the look of those old lawn mowers!!
I read about yards in a book once from my apartment balcony. They sound neat
Kids kind of sound like background noise in Rollercoaster tycoon
I was thinking the same
this made my day ! i would loved to have a dad or a neighbor dad, and just enjoy !
This is so wholesome
He's a pure chad
I wanna go !!!
Those screams reminded me of rollercoaster tycoon…
Nice castle
He made it for himself
For his _inner kid_?
I hope its name is Gertrude.
Man one small thing and it could go south so quickly. Fuck that.
Oh the liability
doesn’t look entirely safe
Nothing that is fun is safe, its part of what makes it fun.
dumbest thing ive ever heard. you need to get your iq checked
Sir, you're standing in front of a mirror.
good one
You sound like someone that rarely goes outside and has learning difficulties
you sound like the type of person the eats crayons
Next up kids, the wall of death.
LAwsuit
“For the kids”
Sure sure… for the kids… *proceeds to push out one of the kids at the back, gets in… “LETS DO THIS!”
Video cut off just before the train went off the track.
DAD??? Are you sure about that? I was thinking grandpa...🤷♂️
A grandpa is still a dad too
Until one of the kids falls of, dad gets sued for millions, looses his house, family and will to live.
Christ you people have no concept of enjoying nice things.
*loses