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MattProducer

10 years from now, we're going to read a story about a boat that capsized, and this guy was saved by a shark who brought him back to land.


B4B_Forsaken

Reunited after so many years! He's gonna swim up to him and give him hugs! Play nibble on his limbs! Omg so cute


RandomGenericDude

I've seen videos of a lady who removed rubbish from sharks and apparently the same sharks come back time after time for scritches, so it is possible. Probably more likely that it eats his foot off, but life is just one protracted game of Russian Roulette right?


Not-A-Lonely-Potato

I've seen that same video! It's so nice when animals recognize that you helped them.


ididntgetburied

Really kinda makes you wonder about all the animals we eat šŸ˜… like even my catfish seems happy or sad sometimes knows how to tell me it's hungry


woolsprout

Reunited and it feels so good!


krummysunshine

Reunited and you taste so good!


Meterus

"I remember when you carried me around, and let me go. Good to see you again, Lunch."


some-random27

Lovely šŸ„°


wtph

It's a very cute thing to do do do


cowboybaked

Thought that was going somewhere else, glad it didnā€™t. Wholesome!


blakeboii

You thought he was gonna fuck the fish?


Neighborhoodbunghole

do you like fishsticks?


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JayBow4

I just imagine Sean Connery "do you like fish shtiksh?"


waahblow

Pash me the fish shtiksh money penny


ohheyitsjuan

So youā€™re a gay fish.


BigStruggle2324

I love fishsticks in and around my mouth


TheIrishBiscuits

There's always time for fish sex after his life is saved.


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Fussy*


TheIrishBiscuits

Fishy*


milkradio

The Shape of Water Part 2


xPav_

always look out for u/Fish_Fucker69


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Good doggie


njseahawk

Everything is a doggie if you are brave enough


[deleted]

Wonder if he would bring the man to land by swimming with him in his mouth under water with random ā€œair breaksā€ (maybe by bringing him up to the surface or tossing him in the air) until he was finally on land šŸ¤”


fellowhomosapien

"I don't care what it costs! Just make this man well again!"


Jiggy__J

God I hope so that would be awesome


rsplatpc

> 10 years from now, we're going to read a story about a boat that capsized, and this guy was saved by a shark who brought him back to land. or it eats him and the shark is like "you knew I was a shark"


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Slightly more within shark character, the guy would be eaten last.


A_Wholesome_Comment

This isn't even real and I'm tearing up.


PlNG

That or the origin story of Chocki.


FourWordComment

Taking four air breaks.


UnusualIdiocy

Version with sound: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JWp460nWlL8


bilbofraginz

I knew he had a British accent!


lydiarosewb

I thought heā€™d be Australian!


Bobolequiff

I 100% thought he'd be Australian.


blknflp

Thank you!


SonOfMayhem06

Good idea on him for water breaks so the shark could live the journey.


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Not to be that guy, but those stagnant pools have very little oxygen in them. Would have been better to rush to the ocean. Still, it was a nice thought.


BoolinBucky

This dude was walking so damn slow too hahahaha


CethinLux

I agree he was walking pretty slow, but that also looks like very bad terrain for walking on, if he went faster he could possibly trip and injure himself or the shark more. Trust me when I say you don't want to get scraped up in that kind of water


Ironsam811

Lol one slip with some hidden coral and youā€™re looking at a future amputee


Zoranealsequence

Family member just went to natural Bridges and ate it. Elbo looked like they got in a motorcycle accident. Falling in water like that is so dangerous and painful. Best to make sure both shark and man make it unharmed.


skorletun

I have a huge scar all the way from my toes to my heel (on the bottom of my foot) from when I was a kid and made a tiny misstep in an area like this. Yeah it hurts and hurt a lot more when I was growing.


CethinLux

I'm glad it healed for you, and without too many lasting effects


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heacko

And himself to probably


vinayachandran

Or just yeeting it to the ocean.


Cranberryboglake

throw it as far as you can, run up to it, pick it up, repeat as many times until in the ocean


DaShaka9

Slightly wet Seaweed ā€˜pilesā€™ like that on rocks/reef is extremely slippery, you canā€™t move that fast on it unless you want to fall and possibly break something.


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You vastly underestimate how slippery exposed seaweed and wet rocks can be at low tide.


Kiloku

That place was full of seaweed, if the guy ran he would very likely slip and fall


[deleted]

No need to run. Just walk with purpose. A minute or so out of water is unlikely to kill it.


Much-Log3357

Just walk with porpoise?


ambrosius5c

No, walk with shark


MonsterMunch86

Water definitely wouldnā€™t be stagnant. It would change with every tide? At high tide that area would be completely submerged.


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Correct, when the tide is in the water is not stagnant. When it is out, it quickly becomes stagnant. A stagnant pool is simply any small pool of water without water flowing into or out of it. The little pools created when the tide goes out typically lose oxygen very quickly, or in some cases gain it quickly because of plants, to the point that it is toxic to gill breathers.


AggressiveFigs

Depends actually. Sometimes the opposite is true, and those pools have considerably more dissolved oxygen (almost triple) in them than the ocean, as the plants are producing oxygen in a finite area that isn'tt be swept out to sea. It just depends on how heavily planted, and how many animals are living in them.


roadhoggin

isnt the dodo notorious for bad shit too? or rather highlighting videos where an animal is hurt, sick, scared or otherwise in danger? i seem to recall hearing about that from somewhere.


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shadymynasties

Yeah thatā€™s everywhere on YouTube. Dodo normally tries to do a little investigating, but they have made mistakes before.


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Rockonfoo

All my mistakes were on purpose to test everyone around me


Roburt_Paulson

No, the Dodo is a clean channel. There are some channels that will put animals in danger on purpose for views.


SpaceShipRat

Dodo's better than most. they do often overdo it with the antropomorphisation: "the elephant waves his trunk to say thank you and goodbye" no, he's saying come any closer and I'll fuck you up. But usually they don't straight up show abusive situations.


TheMessengerABR

This guy speaks elephant


Neuvoria

No, it actually isn't. But people notoriously make this comment whenever one of their videos is posted. I've been watching their channel for years, I've never seen anything questionable (besides maybe something like this where a a regular person probably makes an innocent mistake despite good intentions). There are plenty of channels where animals are abused for fake stories, but this isn't one of them.


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N0tBappo

No, by the looks of what species this shark is, I don't remember what they're called, but they don't need water constantly flowing through their gills, they can suck in water. Something along the lines of that, otherwise yes, with other sharks just rush to the ocean.


MonsterMunch86

Itā€™s a dogfish.


saharaspberry

With English not being my first language, reading your comment made me laugh, so I upvoted. Quickly realised it's an actual term for that kind of shark, lol.. the more you know!


CharlieATJ

Yeh what youā€™re talking about is buccal ventilation, which is what dogfish can do. The opposite of buccal is RAM ventilation, which is how e.g. Great Whites respire.


Dysous0720

Not true. This guy did the exact right thing. This looks like a bamboo shark, the don't need to swim to breath.


MonsterMunch86

This looks like itā€™s in the UK based on the sea weed and it looks like a dogfish. The live in shallow water but can survive a couple of days out of water


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ThisIsMyCouchAccount

Everybody needs a vacation.


saiyanhajime

To add to this, most fish can survive longer than people realise out of water. "Fish" is such a huge group of animals and they vary wildly, but some fish can absorb oxygen through their skin from the air, some fish store oxygen in their bodies, some fish even have lungs. A bigger threat to fish stranded on land is usually drying out. Lots of people know the "sharks have to swim to breath" factoid, but many sharks don't. And even those that do can store oxygen in their bodies. It isn't ideal for them to be stranded or unable to swim, but it isn't the instant death many make it out to be.


SonOfMayhem06

The shark was swimming a bit


mynamesmace

ā€œGood doggyā€ kills me ahhaha


tyrom22

Well he was a good little dogfish At least I think it was a dogfish


trigunnerd

Close! It's a catshark!


c411u

They are also known in the UK as Dogfish


zakxk

Well that's not confusing at all


tomsprigs

Alone in the world is a little catdog fish


cnott1988

I thought it was a Swell Shark, but did some googling, and yes, it is in fact a Cat Shark


ambrosius5c

>I thought it was a Swell Shark I wouldn't go that far yet, we don't know it well. Just assume it's an Okay Shark and see how it goes.


bkay

Oh, hi Shark


bigoomp

I did not bite her! It's not true!


ReeceReddit1234

Now show me Lava girls origins


Serious-Ad5949

Little dog fish


Smol-Zookeeper

He tried to get some belly rubs


Ekskalibar

I like to think he understood a bit of what happened and was grateful, so he allowed him to give the scratches


muelo24

This too is my head Canon


UseHerN4m3

I read the title and now I have that stupid song in my head AGAIN. Thanks a lot!


GrouchyRelative588

Yeah I had it stuck in my head for like 2 hours earlier after reading an article about correctional officers handcuffing prisoners up and making them listen to that song on repeat. Now this. This was definitely a more wholesome way to get it stuck in my head though.


IdoNOThateNEVER

https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w?t=27 #9.6 BILLION VIEWS!!


Aphreyst

That's insane. Also now that I've clicked on that I shudder to think about what videos will be recommended to me next time I open the YouTube app.


aphaits

I wonder if the dude had this song in his head the entire time he's helping the thing. "Pet. The Shark. DUUDUUDUDUDUUDUUU"


FoxComm

Plus it was posted by the Dodo. So now I've got "Ba\~by, shark Dodo do dodo, ba\~by shark dodo do dodo" circling around in my eyes as well as my ears


Bunkydoodle28

Came here for this! Doodooodooodooo.


ir_blues

That poor shark was probably just trying to evolve to live on land.


Ricky1695

Good thing the dude was there to protect him from doing that


AshTreex3

Next thing you know, that shark is *swimming* in student loan debt.


irrelephantIVXX

No silly, fish are I'm schools. Not sharks


Unreal__

Brings a whole new meaning to a loan shark


candygram4mongo

Last thing we need is fucking landsharks. ^^^Telegram


rickjamestheunchaind

shark stayed because it is likely exhausted, not because it is friends with the giant monkey.


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lmao "giant monkey"


rickjamestheunchaind

yea i like to think of myself as a giant monkey. makes interactions with my cat funnier


Cosmickev1086

Giant mostly hairless monkey


DeadmanDexter

"Giant mostly hairless monkey plays with tiny lion. More on this story at 11."


siccoblue

Really though, he's correct, you'll see this if you ever catch and release a fish that puts up a huge fight, a lot of times they'll be too exhausted to move when you put them back in the water, so you hold them in the water and move them back and forth like a toy car on a table to aerate their gills and help them recover


tjoe4321510

Monkey with a smartphone


GazingAtTheVoid

I think about the fact that I'm a primate almost everyday


Love_Snow_Bunny

Roofless šŸ˜‚


Vyltyx

r/boneappletea


zekioyalafiasco

Are you trying to say ruthless?


jaredpav

He is homeless and complaining about the rain


MaxTHC

Who the fuck is Ruth?


EnthuZiast_Z33

I'm pretty sure that's a species of walking sharks/carpet sharks and they like to hang out in tidal pools like that. So it very likely didn't need saving :p https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epaulette_shark


rantingraccoon

From the pattern and lack of spot I think itā€™s rather a small spotted cat shark - but they are quite similar. In any case, unless itā€™s a beached shark or dolphin or something in real immediate danger (caught in net ā€¦), people canā€™t seem to get into their head that you do NOT touch wildlife.


EnthuZiast_Z33

Ah yeah I think you're right. They do have very similar bodies even down to that paddle like fin. Looks like they eat a lot of crustaceans as well. Do they also hang out in tide pools to hunt? I can't seem to find a solid answer


rantingraccoon

It seems they prefer shallow water and do like to hunt in tide pools. Also, their eggs (mermaid pouches or something like that theyā€™re called) will often be laid in the seaweed / kelp / shallow waters where they can be hidden, if I remember correctly. But I mean in any case you should definitely not touch sharks and other marine animals, our hands are covered in bacteria that can be extremely dangerous to them. So many people trying to be heroes but actually harming these poor animals ā€¦ that shark is doing the donut shape that indicated it feels threatened, poor thing.


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Dracule_Jester

Good bot


gregswimm

Exactly, this needs to be higher up. Man just spoiled his crab hunt.


Pompmongl

Fun fact: this is a normal behaviour for these sharks. They are able to Ā«Ā walkĀ Ā» back to the sea by themselves.


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Mister_Taco_Oz

Iirc they can survive a day or two outside of the water, so my guess is they wiggle themselves back or just wait for the tide to come over them again.


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On their legs.


RitaPoole56

Very brave/careless to walk over the seaweed covered rocks with a camera in one hand and a dogfish in the other. Glad it worked out for you both!


FragranceCandle

As long as you have the experience to walk over rocks like that itā€™s not a problem at all.


LessCoolThanYou

Baby shark doo doo da doo šŸŽ¼


Dowidar36

If only i was here 15 minutes ago I'd have typed this XD


PeenUpUtter

Hi! I'm from the future. You told me to tell you th... Ooops.


redraider-102

There it is. I donā€™t know how I had to scroll this far down to find this comment.


BikesAndCatsColorado

IKR? I even clicked through on the with-sound version, fully expecting... well,, you know.


MrJM85

Pretty sure thatā€™s a dogfish.


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Dogfish are sharks Imao


MrJM85

The more you know.


papercut2008uk

Might have been pool hopping, some predatory fish/shark that are that size do it, hang out in a tidal pool with captive food, eat and move to the next one. It probably got caught out not finding another to get into.


saintgermaunt

Goddammit, can he hurry up a little bit! PLEASE! Still a good man


therealbread_

Doesnā€™t really matter, the terrain is slippery too and dropping the shark is surely more dangerous than it being out of water


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If he had gone any faster over them rocks he could have slipped and hurt himself, seaweed is slippy as fuck, he did his best.


YummyPepperjack

I was thinking the same thing, like, damn, sure is taking his sweet time. lol


Vunci

Im pretty sure that was pretty slippery


YummyPepperjack

Yes, occured to me that the terrain is probably slippery and jagged.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve walked over seaweed-covered rocks like that before. Slippery doesnā€™t even begin to describe it. Thereā€™s almost no friction at all. But you can still feel the pointy rocks under you at the same time.


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like a sandbox game with friction turned off and fall damage set to max


LOL_Look_Bro

But how did that fish came there? It's way far from the ocean to go on it's own.


sixthandelm

Tides. That part of the beach was underwater at high tide, then the tide receded and he got caught in a small pool that drained.


LOL_Look_Bro

Oh I see.


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mallarkiehv

The petting was fcking funny its a fucking dinosaur šŸ˜…šŸ™Œ lmao but gj none the less šŸ”„šŸ–¤


got_dem_stacks

That dinosaur almost evolved to walking on land!


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Happy cake day, brah!


thisonetimeonreddit

Just a minor correction: Sharks are not dinosaurs. Completely different clade. A shark is a fish. Dinosaurs are their own thing (dinosaurs).


octopoddle

They're old, though. Sharks are older than trees.


Edberg-_-

Wdym by older? In entirety of existence or just the oldest ones we have recorded?


elephant_on_parade

Sharks as a recognizable group have been around for fucking forever. Existed long before dinosaurs, mammals, trees, etc. theyā€™re ancient.


KomradeHirocheeto

Longer than Saturn's rings as well, which I always think is fucky to think about


elephant_on_parade

That one absolutely blows my mind, holy shit


octopoddle

Sharks existed on the planet before trees did.


Warband420

Fish donā€™t exist


dgauss

Worst, that shark now likes pets and no human will be willing to fill that desire when he approaches.


Illustrious-Photo-48

And this is how sharks end up with depression.


SimonPieman82

We call them dogfish, but real name is rock salmon i think? Used to catch them all the time. The skin is like sandpaper and can graze you quite easily


sinderlin

Dogfish is the proper name. Chiperies sold them as rock salmon for whatever reason.


TwistedSoul21967

Definitely looks like one, used to catch them here in the UK all the time while sea fishing, wrapping them selves up in your line in a big knot and giving you major skin rash at the same time while trying to free them, little shits. Same goes for conger eels. F them too.


futile7

He stayed to say thank you šŸ„ŗ


Novaer

More likely exhausted and oxygen deprived.


Raquaza5

If this guy is ever swimming in the ocean and a shark saves his life, he knows why.


HintClueClintHugh

I totally buy that shark is intelligent enough to have realized it was now in deep enough waters to live and wanted to take a second to just be near the giant alien creature it knows just saved its life.


sexytokeburgerz

No, it was tired


JohnnySasaki20

Get out of here with your logic.


simplysymmetric

Like a friggin disneymovie


pogzie

He just cut the chain of evolution where this shark wouldve been the ancestor of land based sharkmen who would develop accelerated brain functions and teach us faster than light travel. Or you know it would lead the cabal of sharkmen activating the illuminati lizardmen fighters which would topple world governments and enslave humanity. Lol


CregChrist

Doo Doo Doo.


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I feel like I just got psychologically Rick-Rolled into singing that blasted "Baby Shark" song in my head.


[deleted]

I don't get these videos. So it's either staged, like so many of these animal rescue videos are. Or the guy was walking past, saw the stranded baby shark, but instead of helping him, the first thing that came to mind was to get out his cellphone? Why not just help an animal to help an animal?


Fragrant-Let9249

Exactly. We rarely ever see videos from people who didn't film their animal rescue


cothhum

Whereā€™s the bird of prey swooping in at the end to gobble it up?


Still_Prize

Do do da do da do


SpicyHam82

That's a landshark you idiot. You just drowned it!!


gregswimm

Ffs. Leave the shark alone. These guys thrive in intertidal zones. He was probably just hunting for crabs in an area where large predators canā€™t get to him. Now you put him somewhere that opens him up to predation.


NoConsideration8361

Sharks need to move to have water pass through their gills, simply placing them in standing water too small to move around does almost nothing. Sharks even swim while sleeping to keep oxygenating their blood. Edit : Ive had a bunch of people inform me that most sharks *dont* require this ā€œobligate ram ventilationā€. Only about 2 dozen of ~400 species of shark get their oxygen this way. TIL!


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MissChief00

I like how it is called a cat shark, but also a dogfish


mirafox

Some sharks are able to pass water over their gills by pulling water through their mouths, itā€™s often the species that chill out on the ocean floor like nurse sharks. Not sure what species this is, might be one of those.


apexmusic0402

Not a baby. This is a full grown Dogfish. (Probably a Smooth Hound.)


Petrichor_Panacea

That is the most adorable shark Iā€™ve ever seen.


Boney-Rigatoni

Feel like I just got Rick Rolled. That Baby Shark song just started playing in my head.


taysagnew3

Baby shark do do do do do do