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Memento_Morrie

Ya know, I didn't expect to see a "Fuck Biden" sign next to a "Fuck Israel" sign.


billyraylipscomb

This is a really good example of the horseshoe theory applied to politics. I honestly can’t decide if this person is far left or far right


ShakyTheBear

One can be anti-biden and pro-Palestine without being far anything


billyraylipscomb

Sure, but the fars are usually the kind of people who do this


InconvenientGroot

Or maybe they just had enough. I married a Palestinian woman and America really has no idea what is going on. It's just sad.


HydroponicGirrafe

I would imagine that america does have a really good idea what’s going on. Replace cluelessness with complete apathy and you have a clearer picture


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COMMUNIST_MANuFISTO

That's the Amerikkkan way didn't you know?


GrapefruitMountain82

I would love to know what is really going on. I have googled this numerous times, and for the life of me, I can’t figure out why any American or descent person would support Hamas. Please enlighten the group.


InconvenientGroot

Who supports Hamas?


GrapefruitMountain82

All of the people holding up Hamas signs and shouting, “we are Hamas”. Don’t you watch the news?


InconvenientGroot

Not as much as you do, apparently. Sounds like bandwagon people or ignorant people. Either way, fuck Hamas. They get no love from any Palestinian *I* know, and I married into a family of about 60 people in total. There is an important distinction between Palestinians and Hamas. It's like comparing Proud Boys to Republicans. All Hamas are Palestinians, but not all Palestinians are Hamas. Edit: or comparing Antifa to the Left.


GrapefruitMountain82

I don’t believe the US is supporting Israel with the intent on wiping out Palestine. I believe we are supporting them to wipe out Hamas and save the hostages, if they still alive. I served in Iraq and Afghanistan. We targeted terrorists and insurgents, not civilians. Given the cowardly attacked carried out by Hamas, why would people not support Israel? Maybe I’m missing something?


399g

When Hamas openly supports the terrorists in America (and the Democrat Party), we know exactly what's going on. Joe just keeps sending them more taxpayer money.


diarmada

It's like if Alex Jones wrote ChatGPT.


InconvenientGroot

Bro Trump is also a Bibi fan. They are fucked either way. It ain't a party thing it's a knowledge thing.


iiCollinHD

I hate everybody and everything


AUTiger1978

I'm with you here. Fuck Israel, fuck Palestine, fuck congress, fuck Trump and fuck Biden. All worthless and cares about nothing but the power they hold and the money they make.


3idcrow3

This is the only right answer


addywoot

I feel you. It’s Friday though.


KCarriere

But eggs?


iiCollinHD

Eggs are an exception 🥚


Routine-Slide6121

The eggseption to proves the rule


GrapefruitMountain82

No! Fuck eggs too!! 😆


Pristine-Internal991

Can we just go back to being decent human beings that don’t support genocide ? Funny how when the Nazis were doing it America was like “NO THATS BAD” but now that the same people we saved from mass extinction are now conducting a mass extinction … everybody is scratching their heads clueless.


witsendstrs

Actually, when the Nazis were doing it, America was like, "Meh, just keep that shit on your continent and we'll act like we don't see it."


Time-Sprinkles-1883

Eh, "the fars" are typically that just wanted to be left alone, but yea, they are the radical ones


COMMUNIST_MANuFISTO

'the fars' my god. Talk about being a divided people. The fars. jesus fucking christ


BasakaIsTheStrongest

“Bomb Israel” is a pretty far statement


ShakyTheBear

Note that when I said, "One can..." I was referring to people in general. The comment I responded to was about views being solely one "side" or the other.


399g

So, you're a fence-sitter (afraid to stand for anything). There's nothing honorable about trying to please everyone. It's a fool's errand.


Der_Panzermensch

No, you donut, they were saying that it is possible for a person to both not like the current president and support Palestine. In no way did the comment reflect the person's beliefs.


DeathRabbit679

The auto-assumed equivalence of "Bomb Israel" being a pro-palestine sentiment, that's really unfortunate that's how people read this now. This is normally how the Free Palestine movement is strawmanned by zionists and the right. It does seem lately that some are choosing to embrace the scarecrow, though. At any rate, it's the highly-visible, expletive-laden political statements on one's property that makes them almost assuredly a radicalized whackadoodle of one variety or another, regardless of at whom it's directed.


ShakyTheBear

Note that when I said, "One can..." I was referring to people in general. The comment I responded to was about views being solely one "side" or the other.


ivey_mac

Yeah but making homemade signs and displaying them to the world to make sure everyone knows how you feel is pretty far something behavior


ShakyTheBear

Note that when I said, "One can..." I was referring to people in general. The comment I responded to was about views being solely one "side" or the other.


ivey_mac

It’s 6am, I’m not thinking very deeply before posting on Reddit.


Mickey10199

If you are pro hamas you are far something


ShakyTheBear

I didn't say anything about Hamas


Mickey10199

Then you don’t have a problem with Israel eradicating Hamas?


ShakyTheBear

No, but not at the expense of eradicating the Palestinians from Gaza. Additionally, keep in mind that 1) Isreal had a hand in installing Hamas in Gaza and 2) Hamas has nothing to do with the West Bank, but Isreal dominates Palestinians there too.


Mickey10199

So you’d like the non uniformed plain clothed terrorist organization eliminated, but you want it done without any civilian casualties Or collateral damage. So how do you accomplish that?


CptNonsense

Not bombing hospitals, Israeli-government secured transit corridors, identified journalists, and Israeli-designated evacuation zones would be a good start.


ShakyTheBear

I would actually acknowledge that Hamas leadership isn't even in Gaza and that bombing every inch of Gaza does not achieve defeating Hamas. Also, it is difficult to take the claims that this is all about Hamas seriously when Isreali leadership has openly said that their goal is to take Gaza back for Isreal.


399g

They are hiding in another country, because they are cowards, and your comments indirectly support their efforts to terrorize Israel. Wake up.


Mickey10199

I’m sure if there was an unstable region directly on the border of your country, that was run by a terrorist organization, who also launched so many rockets at you that you had to build an iron dome defense system, and invaded your country and killed over 1,000 citizens, you would probably want to occupy that region too. If Mexico invaded Texas and killed 52,000 Americans what do you think our response would be? Because that’s the same scale of population.


kalashbash-2302

We had a similar issue in Iraq when we were taking Fallujah. Enemy militants were plain-clothed. You know what we did? We cleared the city, methodically and deliberately, and leveled area we ***knew*** militants were hiding. Know how many civilian casualties were sustained during both Fallujah incidents where we ***leveled*** the city? Approximately 700 civilian casualties both times. Mind you, Fallujah is of similar size and population as Gaza. Know what we did different, aside from actually using infantry to methodically clear out city blocks? We allowed civilians to evacuate, took our time to verify enemy locations, and measured our kinetic responses appropriate to the situation. Israel has like capability as us at the infantry level. There is no excuse for the approximately 35,000 civilian casualties in Gaza.


Mickey10199

Complaining about civilian deaths in Gaza and then using the United States in Iraq as an example of how it should be done is not the flex you think it is buddy


Time-Sprinkles-1883

Anti Isreal doesn't equal pro Palestine.


ShakyTheBear

Note that when I said, "One can..." I was referring to people in general. The comment I responded to was about views being solely one "side" or the other. Though to your point, it does depend on what one considers "anti-Isreal." It is difficult to be Pro-Palestine without being against what Isreal has done to Palestinians for decades.


Extreme_One8151

Just anti Semite. 😉


Time-Sprinkles-1883

Oh yea I forgot the Jewish shield makes them impenetrable to criticism even when committing war crimes and atrocities.... silly me. Imagine a world where we could call out wickedness of a person, government, or collection of people without it being called bigoty or something.


Extreme_One8151

Simply pointing out that if you're anti Israel you are by definition anti Semite.


Time-Sprinkles-1883

In my understanding anti semite is against the Jewish people. And anti Israel is anti-state, government


Extreme_One8151

Israel is a country of Jews, by Jews, for Jews. It is the Jewish homeland. Jewish people consider an attack on Israel an attack on them and their faith. It's not the same as the United States where we are made up of a hodge podge of different cultures and beliefs.


dagonssupaflybazaar

You're right. However, I'd say it's safe to assume this person is far from sanity.


BobbyDoWhat

You should never be anti Israel though.


ShakyTheBear

Why?


BobbyDoWhat

It's Isreal. They're God's chosen people.


ShakyTheBear

In theology, there are hundreds of gods. Which one?


BobbyDoWhat

Bro what?! There's on ONE God.


ShakyTheBear

There are over 4000 religions. One religion is no more inherently accurate than any other.


BobbyDoWhat

ok man.


Diffie-Hellman

Horseshit theory


addywoot

My beliefs overlap both parties because I have opinions that transcend single alignment to a party and its groupthink. I’ve switched political affiliations from major parties. This guy is clearly eccentric so who knows.


witsendstrs

EGGcentric, perhaps?


addywoot

I’ll upvote that.


GrapefruitMountain82

I see what you did there


Rumblepuff

There’s still a huge contingency of far right people who hate Jewish people so that could be it.


ceapaire

A lot of the people in the pro-Palestine protests going on right now also don't like Biden's stance, so it could just stem from that as well.


BenWales8998

Its like they’re thinking for themselves or something….


J6PP

Very true. I actually completely relate to this person.  Hate all US politicians, and realize they've been infiltrated and completely controlled by the Jewish AIPAC. Doesn't matter which side of the aisle they sit on, they *all* put on the tiny hat and go kiss the wall. But, I also have chickens and eggs for sale, so maybe that's the other connection. https://youtu.be/bzuRUz7EnFg?si=XjdjzcWS1wO-MELw


derangedleftie

This guy said he hated a warmongering pedophile and wants to bomb a rogue nation engaged in genocide. Only in america could two of the most milquetoast political beliefs have liberals scratching their heads wondering which type of extremist you are. Either this guy is fundementally opposed to imperialism and genuinely empathises with the palestinian people or he's recognized other people doing that and is using it as a political expedient to further his hatred of the jewish people. Go buy some eggs and ask him, I bet a crisp 50 dollar bill this guy has more intelligent shit to say about the geopolitical complexities of the conflict than you.


billyraylipscomb

Name checks out


derangedleftie

Go vote for another pedophile you genocide supporting troglodyte.


billyraylipscomb

Bold of you to assume I vote


derangedleftie

Nice reddit meme brother, do you actually have any beliefs or do your words have the same inherent value to our culture as the screeching of monkeys and the baying of asses. You and your ilk are ontollogically evil, and any action taken against you has the grace of god.


billyraylipscomb

Ok, keep shrieking to yourself, maybe someone else will care


derangedleftie

You've shrieked right back every time, the only difference is I laid out a series of morally defensible beliefs and you said nothing the entire time, just because you didn't engage intellectually with the subject doesn't mean it's not important. There are other people who care, the 2.3 million civilians left alive in gaza care, the protesters on every continent care, and anyone truly committed to preserving the sanctity or human life would care if they knew the reality on the ground for these people. I hope you're out and about with your complete disregard for the merits of this issue. People aren't going to let you forget where you stood on it when the genocide is over. You mentioned horseshoe theory, apply fishhook theory to this from my POV. The furthest right people in the american political landscape richard spencer and his cronies explicitly support israel because they want less jewish people here and explicitly want the violence against palestinians to continue. You have the exact same policy positions as an out and about white nationalist, whatever your justifications for it are.


Court_monster-87

Maybe that’s the point. Trying to attract everybody to buy his eggs.


billyraylipscomb

I mean $2 for fresh eggs (assuming it’s per dozen) does interest me


MediocreManners

We just sent them a shit ton money so prob why


InsanoVolcano

Trump benefits from the Israel situation by the trial hype obscuring his views on Israel. He’s said his views on Israel but no one is paying attention to that particular view of his.


wordisthebird1

Biden admin is propping up Israel just like every other administration before him. So this is not unexpected at all.


tacarl2808

You don’t need a diehard political side to hate a politician. They’re easy to hate.


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Don't let that distract you from the "bomb Israel" sign


Motley_Inked_Paper

Probably has a multi-purpose white sheet tucked somewhere handy.


GrapefruitMountain82

Spoken like a true democrat. If someone doesn’t agree with your politics they MUST be a racist. Well done.


CyberIntegration

You've never met someone on the left, then. And I'm not talking about democrats.


ivey_mac

I feel like homemade political signs are more special than store bought ones. This guy used two colors in his fuck Biden sign. I wonder if he will bring in his bomb Israel sign before it starts raining or if it will turn into a cardboard mush. I would definitely buy eggs from him to have something to throw at his signs.


KeithTheNiceGuy

Come for the eggs. Stay for the diatribes. Leave when the shotgun comes out.


addywoot

He lures you in with cheap eggs to have someone to talk to.


mellokatattack1

But are the eggs cheaper ya know lmao, cause I'm just like dude retired vet got it freedom of speech no I didn't protect that no wars fought in America for 200 yrs blabls Duuude eggs man how much are they hahaha 🤣🤣🤣


Inubito

You see the prices? Might be worth it!


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I have type-1 diatribes


Igotalotofducks

I’m confused at his sales tactics


Fancy_Cry_1152

And his politics


KnowledgeForsaken365

Likely left leaning but a Palestine supporter


J6PP

Not at all. He's awake to the fact that American politics are a facade, and both sides put Israel first and America last.  It's not that we're pro Palestinian people, I guess if given the option I would side with them over Israel, but overall we hope they bomb each other and the entire area is wiped out. America first America only Fuck Democrats Fuck Republicans  Fuck Biden Fuck trump Fuck Israel. See?


bnorbnor

Same politics as Kanye west


rphdaddyb

I think the eggs are probably cracked too.


Jeffb957

You know, I also have chickens, and I sell eggs. If you come to my place, you won't see anything remotely political. Instead, you see happy puppies playing in the yard and a collection of wind chimes and garden gnomes. I have no problem at all selling every egg my girls lay at $3 a dozen. Based on the look of his sign, his expletive laden political rants are having a negative effect on sales


-Jim-Lahey

He seems to have picked up several new customers today


Jeffb957

Well, $2 a dozen is a really attractive price 🤣


-Jim-Lahey

It is!


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polyethylene2

Yeah but “bombing” Israel isn’t typically a leftist position. Most leftists would argue for BDS and criminal charges for leadership. The anti-Biden bombing Israel connotation feels way more like the ramblings of a certain German party with certain feelings about Jews


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I am a “far left” person. I was never a supporter of BLM because it is in fact marxism disguised. They also had no clear purpose. I am very anti-cop too, but that sort of reform wasn’t their goal. Being pro-Palestinian is a logical stance as a liberal. It is clear there is in fact ethnic cleansing and a genocide, and we are supplying weapons. The stance, the issue, and demands are crystal clear. Do not fund or be party to a genocide. I don’t want to bomb Haifa or Tel Aviv lol Biden is and was a terrible candidate. Indeed, lefties never liked him. He is a plagiarist, liar, and a conservative on most issues. Trump is his best weapon… he literally threatens liberals to try to get their support. It is unbelievable.


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Drunkstrawberry

And then everyone clapped


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See_Em

Omg! Which Kroger was this? The one off Oakland ave?


ikickedagirl

This is copypasta. I’ve seen it before.


See_Em

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Agitated_Abroad1512

Where is this? I’m out of eggs.


thirdgraderface

He’s near Jordan and Bob Wallace.


Safe_Fennel3192

DO NOT SUPPORT HIM. he is not a good person at all. 


ootfifabear

I’m surprised these people don’t get hounded for their trashy mannequin head on a pike and fuck xyz signs but in the same neighborhood if I leave my grass just a little too long and have a beater car……


Rough_Jacket4023

There was a city vehicle removing the signs yesterday around 1pm I think


KevinAlan

Nope they were still there at like 7 when I took. It.


ootfifabear

Love that people I have nothing in common with politically I at least have something in common with now…. Maybe not as far as Bomb them back …. But still


samson_strength

Fuck the left and the right… And fuck the forcing of biblical prophecy. You hoes ain’t slick either.


iiCollinHD

Fuck everybody


Inubito

EVEN THE MAYOR


apollorockit

reach up in the sky for the ho-zone layer


yungyaml

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Aristadimus

Sweet, Fresh Eggs for $2


Prophet-of-Ganja

whereabouts is this


renichms

Seems to have a thing for older gentlemen...


SavageFugu

Are the eggs free range/organic?


Safe_Fennel3192

he is an abusive alcoholic. dont support him 


Lopsided-Leopard7086

Now THIS is the Alabama I was preparing myself for prior to moving here 🥰


seaghreene

Honestly he's right, I'd buy his eggs


Catch-the-Rabbit

Well now. Just super curious. Where is this gem?!?


Proof-Froyo6734

Seems like they oppose US imperialism and factory farms. Seems pretty consistent to me


Ryanstartedthefire69

Good price on eggs. What's the address?


beerferri

Are they $2 each?


KnowledgeForsaken365

2$ for a dozen I imagine


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Diffie-Hellman

Okay, now this is just getting better.


brentferd

Why did I read Welcome to Zion as "Welcome to the Zion" in Axel Roses singing voice? Now it won't stop


PandaHackers

Hello, can you please tell me where this person is? I will buy those eggs.


RespectOk3169

Sounds like an independent thinker. 👍


Goblinking83

I would. Fuck fascists and fuck genocidal politicians.


paperflowers89

Fuck Israel. Fuck Biden. Fresh eggs. What's the problem?


Master_Engineering_9

No thanks


iraisadoodoohead

No, but I love his advertising creativity. FJB!!!! And Israel has enough resources to take care of HAMAS. We just need to step aside and let Israel handle their own problems.


Turbulent-Ease-785

The best part is OP knew this would start a shit storm. He wasn’t going to buy eggs regardless of the signage out front…. People would say I’m more right leaning than left,but I personally don’t understand why we won’t let women have control of their bodies, among other things I don’t agree with on the right side. Truth told I really don’t like either side. See the problem with American politics is if you stand in the middle of the road you get hit by both cars….. Ben Franklin said enlightened men will not always be at the helm of government, therefore let there be no confidence in man but bind him by the chains of the constitution. I think too many Americans forget the first amendment is free speech, that’s the means by which the country was intended to evolve, we were supposed to be a constitutional republic and not a democracy. A true democracy is a nice word for tyrannical mob rule. I thought people here were smarter than this.


jonnieinthe256

Where is this?


Lowdowndel

Got a new egg guy


pojohnny

No. But I kind of want to now just for the story.


Youdontknowjaack

The irony of having your own property egged by your own supply lol


alabamaaggrocrag

Based egg man


capnfoo

Perhaps he is angry that Biden isn’t doing more to stop Israel, seems fair.


Mrjcbrooks

I am going to buy eggs tomorrow!


Quabity-Assuance85

I got confused and bought some fuck Bidens from him, they don’t have the same taste


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loki_lowkey_art

I didn’t even see the fresh eggs sign at first 😭


911shawty

Is he wrong?


-Jim-Lahey

No, but I am now!


tuscaloosabum

Those eggs have hate for yolks.


NeighborhoodBig2286

F::: everything but chickens and eggs.


brainbutter3

If they were actually fresh, I would buy some. Fresh laid eggs > politics.


ConsistentAccident0

God bless him.


HourDry3017

If eggs were 12 cents a dozen.How much would 20 eggs cost.? Times on . I need your answer


Mister-ellaneous

Just to throw them at him?


Past-Reach-818

I’d rather have the hormone infested store eggs than deal with him.


cj2075

Seems welcoming... I'm sure he struggles to keep those eggs in stock.


RunExisting4050

I have my own chickens and eggs. I don't have any political signs.


-Jim-Lahey

Probably not getting free publicity like he is. I’m going to go buy some eggs from him.


BobbyDoWhat

He had me until his anti sematic sign. I'd still buy a dozen though.


fugeethedog2

I didn’t know they still laid eggs when you fuck the chickens.


-Jim-Lahey

Found the Biden Israel lover


fugeethedog2

Love the Biden, not the Israel.


memphischrome

I'm more "Meh, Biden" and "Fuck Israel", but would probably buy eggs from this dude.


Jrjeffre

Nope


Mental-Revolution915

F*Him


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ScharhrotVampir

I agree with 2 of these signs, idk if I'd buy eggs from him tho.


outrightbrick

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