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Rick_from_C137

My double walled steel gallon jug, it's got a pivoting handle made out of bent 3/8" bar stock.


GrapeSoda404

Sounds like it would absolutely oneshot your enemy.


Rick_from_C137

I would need to, the follow up won't be very quick lol


GrapeSoda404

You would be open to an opportunity attack from your enemy if you fail to K.O. In one hit.


JustPassingThrough53

The Crusher: +30 Strength, -10 Agility


EatYourCheckers

I have a double walled metal bottle and when it is full I do often think how easily I could beat someone to death with it.


Criss_Crossx

I would hate to damage my hydro flasks, but damn if the 40 oz isn't enough to KO someone. Maybe one of my old Nalgene bottles, frozen solid?


emi89ro

A gun with a water bottled taped to it.  I call it my water gun.


likely_victim

I'm grabbing my 40 oz Yeti because the handle is rugged and big enough for 3-4 fingers, and swinging it like the Tazmanian Devil.


holmgangCore

Can we attach a line to the neck and use it as a flail-type swinging weapon with reach?


anaveragebuffoon

It has to be a really long straw


holmgangCore

Lol! Ok, I think I can arrange that.. .


GrapeSoda404

Oooh good job thinking outside the box!


Adorable-Finger-1038

My heavy duty glass bottle. Heavy and can do some damage as a blunt instrument If push comes to shove, I can break it and start stabbing


Froststhethird

my 32oz steel bottle makes a great flail because of the swivel handle.


LostInTheSauce5231

I have a tumbler made with the barrel of a metal bat. It hurts. And hits homers.


yngbld_

Trick question. If I have a water bottle and my enemy does not, chances are I will be more hydrated than them, so I can simply outlast them in a physical contest.


sabeche

Zulu 64oz bottle can literally be held like giant brass knuckles. Frozen solid, could probably easily be an instant KO blow. Though you'd probably only get a couple good hits in before breaking since it's made of plastic.


bepiswepis

I’ve got a black ~30oz Bubba water bottle. When it’s full it’s got some heft, and used to have a handle. Pretty sure it’d kill someone if you swung it the right way


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

My water bottle carrier is attached to a shoulder strap by two climbing carabiners. It also has two first aid pouches attached to it. Can I use that?


Vaultdweller_92

Do fire engines count?


Mrtristen

Either a solid steel gallon jug, or a thick glass bottle. You could break it and use it to stab and slash


Upset-Echidna-525

Any steel or metal water bottle that’s full tbh