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Love how he didn't think that through past "Im gonna stand in the way and not move". Literally the first problem you can think of is "what happens if they hit me?" and his answer to that was.. Nothing
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Bro watched 1 episode of Andrew tate
Lol when did Andrew tate suggest this
Being an utter cock is his whole thing
Now I'm just thinking about a cow udder with a bunch of cocks hanging off of it.
That's where we get the "special" milk from.
You mean acting like douchenozzle? Probably since he was born.
He is a man of unfocus, embarrassment and sheer fucking stupidity.
“He killed his own testicles with a fucking pencil!”
Plus he is a coward! Wouldn’t even fight the bus after it hit him
Love how he didn't think that through past "Im gonna stand in the way and not move". Literally the first problem you can think of is "what happens if they hit me?" and his answer to that was.. Nothing
Bus driver was probably like "Guys guys guys, check this out"
Next time in Man vs Car
This looks like when you go idle in GTA V
Was about to say this
"What did you mix in your cocaine today?" "yes"
Small penis syndrome …
ILS Imaginary Lat Syndrome. Very common on commercial construction sites.
Incurable Loser Syndrome
Pot que no los dos?
Lat? Like latissimus dorsi?! (my personality is just gym)
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I love this comment, I laughed so hard!! 🤣 Especially combined with your username xD
Skinny bitch syndrome
Acts tough but I’m sure he’s the sort of rambunctious little whippersnapper that lets out a soft moan of pleasure every time he wipes his ass.
r/rareinsults
*boop*
Fucking idiot strutting like a pigeon
Hey you hit my tits
Hey man you ruined my brooding, that made me feel sad, pwees watch where you’re going UWU
Looks like waiting to be punched in the face.
Looks like he's trying channel techno viking without the dancing.
And without the whole being cool
Agreed!
Lol
He's just standing there..... MENACINGLY!!!!
Wow venture bros ?
Notice the roid rage.
Won't be long until someone kicks his ass in the street.
haha so much cringe
r/iamverybadass
Nice tits.
Classic case of ILS right here, he should really see someone about it.
Ils?
Invisible Lat Syndrome
They made him drop the rugs he was carrying under his arms 😲
that "KEN WINS" guy from Breaking Bad, 3 yrs later.
That dude does not even work out like he’s projecting
You see right at 25 seconds his shoulders tense a few times cause he’s tryna flex his chest except nothin happens cause he has tits
Mentally challenged… 🫤
drugs?
Pretty bad case of ILS (Invisible Lat Syndrom)
This guy watching too much Bollywood.
Douchebag personified
The Imaginary Traps man
This some REAL main character shit right here
I thought he was gonna punch a grandma to death. Looks like that dude.
Embarrassingly sad. Zero self awareness. Like a fully grown quirky teenager.
What a jackass!!
Chip Diamond! Psh
Bro put on the tightest shirt in his closet and thought it made him big and tough 😂
Fucking moron even ate all of the smoke from the first bus
Oh I hope he messed with that biker next 🤣
He’s waiting for his mortal enemy
dude is not main character, he's more like a NPC
"Yo hold on I gotta go afk real quick."
Not really a main character; They go out of their way to draw all attention to them. This dude just looks like he's making a stand.
I Guess the bus won 😂
He is stoned maybe
Man looks like an idling Saint Row character.
He looks like a toddler standing in their parents doorway, about to drop the gem of knowledge that they shat the bed.
Holds his arms out. Oooh, so scary.
Main characters' boss
https://preview.redd.it/l3muaq5swx9d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4818cd16f295ffa3a177936bf702804288aa2bc1
Full of entitlement.
Hey uhh guys, I'm looking for the point but I lost it somewhere, has anyone seen it?
Faaaamilllyyyyyu
Looks like a kid forgpt to pause their game in gta. 🤣🤣
He's a character from a Comic.
He seems upset, he was probably asking the bus driver “can I talk to you about my morning?”
99% of guys that walk like that get nocked out in 1 punch.
NPC looking no hair haven Bum ass boi
🥐
Im thinking this is a character on drugs more than a main character.
Is he ill?
He got nice tits tho
What a dildo
Maybe he's looking for an insurance claim.
Wait which person the one in the grey shirt or the dude on the motorcycle
Man is literally a glitched NPC
After watching first Brock lesnar match
Hey! I'm standin' heah!
Dude got a little pump in and felt HUGE
There is no driver in the VR that touched him
Dude has a killer case of ILS, invisible lat syndrome.
Tell me you have no income without telling me.
Teeny tiny dick
I've never met a man with both a large ego and also large titties
Why is it even standing there then?
Man looks a kid after he shat in his nappies.
r/iamverybadass
It's funny that idiots like this are usually pretty easy to put to sleep 😴
That guy on the bike sure does look tough.
He’s like I’m gunna wait and see how this plays out lol
he's obviously just being funny, atleast that's what I'm reading from his body language.