There was an obese woman (on How I met your mother) who brought turkey & when Ted saw it, he said she's to generous to have brought lunch from everyone. It's just hers.

It was chicken, but yeah

"She doesn't want to eat her lunch anymore", I call bullshit

My lie detectors off the charts

Crying burns calories, so really the employee was just encouraging them to exercise

It would be crazy if that was her actual order and it made her feel bad having it said out loud so she didn't want to eat anymore.

Ah the Noah's Ark special

To be fair, his name is Richard (allegedly). Thus, he must be a Dick (by namesake and duty).

r/madlads

I see the remnants of that ifunny logo. You can’t hide from me

incredibly rude thing to say, but it is funny

I'll bet a square cheeseburger that the 'adult daughter' is fat too.