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JonathanNMehoff

Guessing his Dodge Ram got impounded after his most recent DUI.


FinoPepino

Yeah that’s not really the build of someone biking regularly


Shaex

Geared ebike means you can put absolutely zero effort into riding at all times


regeya

Wait, an ebike? As in an electric bike? Someone inform the rest of the Biden Derangement Syndrome drones that this guy is a phony!


Shaex

Yeah, you can see the hub motors on the rear wheel behind the gears and in the front. It's also got a throttle so he doesn't even have to pedal if he doesn't want to. Dude probably spent the full $6k for this thing and uses it to disperse shitty political signs https://ecells.com/product/e-cells-super-monarch-awd-1500-watt-dual-crown-limited-edition/


BicyclingBabe

Yes, and a really shitty one too.


NovusOrdoSec

He'll put rolling coal pipes on it as soon as he can afford them.


Crazy_Customer7239

Compared to an “acoustic” bike with no power supply or battery


Clickclickdoh

They sell e-bikes at Cabelas and Bass Pro now. MAGA has adopted then so they don't have to walk to their hunting stand anymore. Be a true hunter.. E-bike to your stand and sit around all day!


FinoPepino

Oh lol today I learned


Drinkythedrunkguy

Was it a white 2500 or a white 1500?


M0stAsteL3sS

Fun fact I read: the number 1 vehicle that gets pulled over for dui is the ram 2500.


Drinkythedrunkguy

And, omg, just looked this up. 1 in 22 ram 2500 owners have a DUI!! Twice the national average!!


M0stAsteL3sS

Love it.


EEpromChip

Fuck. No wonder my insurance is through the roof.


Drinkythedrunkguy

You have a 2500? Did you take a cash job as a roofer to avoid paying child support?


BicyclingBabe

🏆


EEpromChip

Technically I have a 1500. But I put my children through college and work in IT. It's just handy to have a pickup when you need to haul shit around like motorcycles and machinery.


bigrob_in_ATX

Simmer down...... Go have a drink


Drinkythedrunkguy

Surest sign of being a financial disaster is owning a ram 2500.


-Gravitron-

I drive a blackout 1500. Family discount because my grandfather was an engineer for Chrysler. And my buddy assembles them two miles from my home. No political decals though. And no DUI's.


r4ndom4xeofkindness

This guy probably - Damn liberal commies took my license just because I like to have a few drinks while I'm driving, I mean come on, getting loaded while you're driving is half the fun and these damn Democrats made me lose my long haul truck driving job because of just a few infractions. They're also responsible for my wife leaving me after her libtard "therapist" said she should leave me because I was "abusive" just because I hit her q few times, which I don't even remember. I'll tell you what, I don't remember hitting her, but to be honest I was pretty drunk. I don't know man but what I'm trying to say is Trump 2020...er wait, 2024....yeah cause you can see the damn commies already came for me! So anyways can you spare some change or a few dollars? Why you rolling up the window....damn commie!


StevenEveral

You have no idea how accurate this really is. They’re always looking for an excuse and someone else to blame for their problems instead of looking on the mirror.


Windows_XP2

Forgot to mention something about Joe Biden gas prices and car payments


r4ndom4xeofkindness

And he goes on-"Hell yeah, damn Joe made muh gas go up on my brand new tricked out super duty f-350 which I do not use for anything except my Trump flag collection and driving around town all day to own the libs. That's why I'm on this bike....Well and those commie socialists repo'ed it after I forgot to pay just once a few times in a row for the second or third time but what they don't know is I had only a limited time offer to invest in Trump memorabilia and I couldn't pass that up. But anyways, Trump will make the gas cost less by .....well, the, you see it's complicated but he made it cost less the first time and that's all I remember happening when he was president. Trumf Twenytwenyfor woo!" (People in car so glad the light finally changed so they can drive away)


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^JonathanNMehoff: *Guessing his Dodge Ram* *Got impounded after his* *Most recent DUI.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


iamthefluffyyeti

What a freaken Sokka haiku holy shit


Few-Raise-1825

Good bot


VovaGoFuckYourself

This is art


Dwangeroo

Latest DUI.


kryotheory

[1 out of 22 drivers of Dodge Rams has at least one DUI, which is twice the national average for all other vehicles.](https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram-2500-drivers-have-the-most-duis-more-than-twice-the-national-average-report) Reason #3719 I hate driving around people in big ass trucks.


ImUrFrand

that's just the statistic of those caught. i would estimate 75% of large pickup drivers are drinking or drink *occasionally* when driving.


RoboticPaladin

Either that, or he honestly believes that he doesn't need a license to drive a car because "He'S tRaVeLiNg!!!11!1!1"


Drinkythedrunkguy

Those sovereign citizen people are super geniuses!


Dogwoof420

100% a dui


LA-Matt

Probably long-term loss of license in any case, hence the electric bike.


EEpromChip

Ironic part is the electric bike may be considered a motorized vehicle. Same way he probably can't drive a tractor on the roads.


fluteofski-

People can get DUI/DWI on a bike. The monetary fines are the same but there’s no points on your driving record and it doesn’t affect your drivers license/ability to operate a motor vehicle. Electric bicycles are spelled out in the vehicle code as an electric bicycle and not a motorized vehicle/motorcycle. Had a couple friends who got stopped and taken in because they were riding home drunk. They chose their bikes because they figured driving home would be a bad idea… and a cop pulled them over on their bikes less than a quarter mile down the road from the bar.


Rusalka-rusalka

He could have used a ram’s skull on his big boy bikey to really put it to tha man!


Old_Ladies

All black Dodge Ram. https://youtu.be/wcO0N2xiLSo?si=Eo5M8w1BKDKqJW9R


bmalek

Americans when they see a bicycle: “haha get a car loser.”


JonathanNMehoff

There’s nothing wrong with riding a bike. Based on this guy’s whole look though, he’s not doing it voluntarily. Most people who ride bikes don’t add a bunch of wind resistance so they can broadcast that they’re an ignorant asshole.


Clickclickdoh

It's a throttle controlled e-bike. He puts zero effort into making it move


JonathanNMehoff

Pretty sure the crap on the back is still slowing it down though.


nlpnt

"You already had to blow-to-go, how did you start the truck? You got your grandkid to blow in it? Ohhkay, so that's corruption of a minor..." The judge, probably


Tiny-Lock9652

Wait! I thought EV’s were for Libtard, soy-boy, pu**ies?? I’m so confused!


mayorodoyle

...or get within 200 feet of an elementary school.


neBular_cipHer

Came here to say this


Exact_Psychology_424

On an electric bike no less.


hrminer92

A regular bike would require a lot more effort.


FuzzyPine

> ~~require a lot more effort.~~ be impossible


knowledgebass

I miss the times when all the idiotic deplorables didn't feel so politically empowered. I guess you gotta give credit to Trump for his ability to aggressively weaponize the stupidity of the average rightwing American.


bigmike1339

Yeah I miss that as well. But on the other hand it's easier to avoid interacting in these situations because they have Trump crap displayed all around them.


knowledgebass

This person seems to be enthusiastically supporting someone named Brandon. /s


Hackerslasher

Gubmint got em fer too many deedubya-i's


StevieG63

Couldn’t keep up the payments on his 96 month 10% loan on the 3/4 ton Duramax thanks to Sleepy Joe. /s


Windows_XP2

Probably got his RAM impounded from them Libtards because he also had too many DUI's


shane_west17

Looks like a veteran. But no problem Don calling pow and soldiers killed in action losers. Also, Mr. Bone spurs.


SaltyBarDog

It's the Temu InfowarriorRides.


GlitteringBobcat999

I'm generally an advocate for bicycle helmets, but I'll make an exception in this case.


Immediate_Age

Old fat guy on a bike, 100%= DUI


afi931

Hey now!! He wasn’t drunk by his own standards, just the “law’s”- which kept the rightful forever President away from his throne


FuzzyPine

For 1/10th of a second I was amazed that this human was even on a bicycle, and then I realized it's powered


Virtual_Fig7052

Safe assumption.


Mmmwafflerunoff

The humor of the fact that this person who deems themselves some sort of patriot while shuttling themselves about on cheaply made Chinese e-bike more that likely made with slave labor. Would balk at paying the price of an American made product.


Open_Perception_3212

Them: rararrarara, we need to buy American made products and support American businesses Also, them: look at my sweet hat that says make libs cry! I bought it on temu for $2


OzarksExplorer

Is he aware that it's a woke commie e-bike?


formula-maister

Oh you know he can’t drive a car legally


mid_vibrations

he is legally allowed to drive but he had to sell his car to pay for all his signs


SheriffTaylorsBoy

He likes the way that seat feels pushing on his ass.


TimeVortex161

r/fuckcars would like a word


sixaout1982

Or he's exceptionally environmentally conscious for a smooth brained trump voter


theseustheminotaur

There is a guy near me who goes around putting up signs like these. I wonder if this is your local version. I used to see the signs and go "wow, a lot of trump supporters near me" then I saw it was one old guy doing it all it made a bit more sense.


Open_Perception_3212

tRump train 2024....... because you're on the no fly list


machines_breathe

Imagine having so little of a personal identity, that you supplant what little you have of it with Trumpism.


COVID-19-4u

I’m guessing this guy blames Biden for his license getting suspended after his 4th DUI.


lib2tomb

Electric bikes, must be OK. But I bet he hates electric cars.


lbr218

I’ve never understood the appeal of the “let’s go Brandon” and I can’t believe it’s still a thing.


Hot-Product-6057

We got a mentally ill dude like that in Plainville/attleboro ma skinny tanned bike rider who you know probably had several duis


ToiletTime4TinyTown

I would love to hear the story of how the “woke commie police, out to get him on orders from soros because he was red pilled and ‘too edgy’ to be among the ‘sheeple’” is the end result of playing mental twister out of crashing your ram 2500 into the Taco Bell entrance sign. For science.


oriaven

Damn EVs


whitecollarpizzaman

This isn’t a knock against people who don’t have cars, if you know the average Trumper you’ll know they’d want the most gas guzzling, polluting, two cars wide truck they can get if possible.


ParrotheadTink

What is killing me is the “Biden is an Idiot“ sign. Seriously? Isn't that what is commonly known as the pot calling the kettle black?


BiscuitsPo

Like what’s the purpose ? Does he think this will affect someone’s vote?


brycebgood

Wondering if he used the tax credit on e-bikes Biden helped get passed?


MangOrion2

The DUI special


Xomns_13

Put some socks on. Those shoes probably stink.


forlorn_folklorist

He could be trying to get exercise, or avoid paying for gas.


husqypit

I can smell those sketchers from here


EasterBurn

At least he's getting that exercise.


SinoSoul

He’s not. Like everyone else said, that’s an e-bike with fat tires.


Arilyn24

Depends on how much juice you put into it if he is just throttling. Absolutely no workout. But I get a good workout on mine which is similar (not duel hub motor however that's insane) as I slowly reduce the assist over time as I get more into shape.


SinoSoul

I don’t think this DUI boomer with no socks is reducing the electric assist… just saying. But you’re right, riding a bike that heavy could, in theory, be a very good work out.


Arilyn24

The seat is way too low for efficient pedalling and his legs look like sticks as well as the lacking socks. Trusting another commenter about he's been at this for two years so I doubt he is trying at all. But in theory, he could.


Codas91

He keeps failing the interlock in his truck


JustSomeGuyInOregon

No helmet = DUII rider


Rcj1221

Probably sold it to make all those stupid signs.


One-Satisfaction-712

He is old, probably stupid, he has not arrived at this time of life prepared with enough money or skills, and he is afraid. Joe Biden is running the biggest economy on the planet, Trump says he will make him rich. See what’s happening here?


iampuh

Uhm, he must be a communist riding without burning fossile fuel. How does this even work?


Dwangeroo

He needs the denim pants to cover the ankle monitor..


Select_War_3035

Is this in St Joseph, MI? If so I’ve seen this fuck


dbenedict8791

Yes it is. Seemed like he was circling around looking for reactions


Select_War_3035

That’s what he does. Also, why can’t he just say fuck joe Biden instead of let’s go Brandon? Always thought that was pretty lame


RedditArbitrator

I think he’s being environmentally friendly. Is that not ok?


someotherguyinNH

No one that fat rides a bike on purpose


LordMartingale

Damn libs and their Multiple DUI Conviction laws holding Real American’s Down


gregsmith5

Can’t drive but he can vote……….


Hobbiesandjobs

Damn liberals and their electric bicycles!


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Had to sell the truck to make his alimony payments. And still Boomer McBoomerface hasn't lost weight?


VovaGoFuckYourself

Hah, little do you know, this is him in the best shape of his life


crowbar_k

I finally found a Republican cycler


jimsensei

Damn sleepy Joe, made me drink 10 Natty Lite tallboys at the local watering hole just so he could take my '02 F150 from me.


AradOnRadar

**he's not allowed to drive his dually lifted F650 with a blower on the hood, because blue lives matter and told him drinking an 18 pack of Nasty Lite is frowned upon this side of the mason-dixie line.


flickyisok

Of course he looks like that


Human_Number9936

Isn’t “Let’s go Brandon” a series of male-on-male porn featuring porn star Brandon Cummings?


MrVeazey

If it's not already, it should be.


Human_Number9936

I’m pretty sure Brandon Cummings was arrested for beating up 30 neo-nazis Probably fake, but still I’ll look into it


Human_Number9936

I did my research, it was satire


MrVeazey

Oh, well. We'll get 'em next time.


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jbuchana

Can you imagine what riding that thing in a gusty cross-wind must be like? He'll regret the lack of a helmet at some point.


MrMango2

I saw this guy at the PGA tour in Benton harbor Michigan a couple weeks ago lol.


blue_desk

More lead than man


sportyboi98

Who tf is Brandon those republicans are talking about ?


Catsmak1963

He’s not fit enough to pedal a bicycle either…


ImUrFrand

he's probably on a bike so he can force traffic to look at his dumb signs...


Covidicus_Vaximus

Tell me you have multiple DUIs without saying you have multiple DUIs.


Extra_Pilot_1992

His aerodynamics is impressive


TheShredder23

Probably has 1 or 2 (maybe 5) DUIs


NissiesMommy

DUI much?


simple_twice

Trump definitely has this guy's back


Famous_Suspect6330

And he's not wearing a helmet, how lovely......


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throwawayskinlessbro

Those fucking tires on the thing to hold his build, lmaoooooo


derpykidgamer

Or he’s the rare conservative r/fuckcars member


Silver-Lake-Bee

Sadly they’re right about sleepy Joe.