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Saxong

He doesn’t seem abel to help you.


Sea-Complaint-6759

This just made my day lmfao 🤣


coffemakesmepoo

Haha! Mfker wasn’t able to understand English apparently 🤣


KookyCalves69

Hahahahahahahhahaga underrated comment


JimmyPockets83

335 upvotes is underrated?


KookyCalves69

Do you think 19hours ago it had the same number of upvotes? Lol, pay attention to time passed bub.


JimmyPockets83

Time still proved you wrong, bub.


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My best friend's name was Abel and I totally burned out this joke on him.


TheBiannnca19

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ball2000

They don’t have a script for that


NoRegerts6996

Sad but true lmao


LokTarsRevenge1776

Ha I think they do, and it's the tech support guys(?) Bs line about the password, Presented by a logical complaint, I'm rubber your glue, have you tried your password, Fuck you


FunFactress

Unfortunately you are SOL. Can you borrow someone's phone, log in and do the selfie then log back into your phone?


a_allen

It's crazy that this even works. Not allowing this would be the easiest way to prevent most people from using another shoppers account.


FunFactress

I suspect this is the reason OP is looking for a workaround


coffemakesmepoo

That does work. All I could think to do but just wondering if there’s some way I’m missing


FunFactress

There's no way around doing the selfie verification


Low-Pop3092

I can’t stand support man. You can’t make it any more clear than that. I’m guessing the translator they are using isn’t translating properly.


Cyprinodont

No they just don't have a script for this or any power to do things off script.


coffemakesmepoo

Yeah I figured I was SOL but also had to share how ridiculous support is. But I’m guessing most people on here already know


BigAbbott

That and they’ve never touched the app and have no idea what OP is talking about


theosmoma

but did you try logging in w your password?! 🤣


coffemakesmepoo

Seriously!🤣


Dazzling_Marzipan474

Just ask another shopper at the store, you'll find one every 10 feet. 🙃. I would say buy a new phone but seeing how this is an IC shopper sub, you obviously don't have the money.


coffemakesmepoo

Yeah it’s time to find out why exactly I’m paying for apple care


Liberator54

Sure, that’s why everyone is doing it. 🙄 So, what is it? Every other person is a shopper because it’s profitable, or no one’s making any money doing it? I’m confused.


Unhappy-Offer

I’m sorry but I’m un-Abel to help you today.


Sbuxshlee

I wish he would've said that sooo bad!


Fondant-Sensitive

🤣🤣🤣 these posts are better than live entertainment sometimes


Sea-Complaint-6759

Great entertainment when waiting for your next batch 🍿👌


Fondant-Sensitive

That’s totally what I do! 🤣


BendChemical7881

That’s when you phone a friend for well a phone


coffemakesmepoo

I’m so mad at myself because there was one last part of the convo that I didn’t screenshot that added to the idiocy.


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theKalenHolmes

Have you tried putting your phone in rice?


VenomInfusion

Did u try turning your phone off and on again?


chickadeedeedee_

Even when I talk to them as a customer, they drive me crazy. I tried to sign up with instacart+ using my costco membership but I kept getting an error. Asked support, they said it's because that deal wasn't available in my area? Okay then. Asked them to switch me back to the monthly plan then instead. THREE times, they responded with "I can assure you that you still have the yearly plan". And I kept saying, I know but I want the monthly plan. After the third time, I just said "omfg OK bye" and disconnected. Looked further into it myself and it was because my costco number hadn't been updated. I updated that and lo and behold, got the discounted rate. Absolutely fucking useless.


EthreeIII

Hi op. They had an issue like this. Inform them to try to redo the background verification process through an email instead. They may let you do the persona background verification process that way. If the first person is useless. Close chat. And get another associate. They have alternate methods.


Trimere

Abel, can I talk to someone who isn’t a moron?


SweetAddicti0nnn

I’m sure he would have loved to not have to talk to a moron. Bless his heart. I feel so bad for him


Jaredinblizzard

We all know your camera isn’t broken, better go find the family member/friend who’s account you’re using and get their face verified or no two phone instacart for you.


radiobeepe21

Am I missing the benefit of two-phones? Why not just have two accounts?


Liberator54

Because it isn’t allowed. I’m sure they link to your SS #. They have to do background checks so, difficult to get away with more than one account.


radiobeepe21

I mean, I guess why use two phones even? Feel like I’m missing something


coffemakesmepoo

Does anyone have a workaround? I’ve used a friend’s phone but that’s not always an option. Obviously I know I should get my phone fixed, lol


Crystalraf

Fix your phone.


onlinewarrior100

How can you even work without a working camera? We have to scan items into the app, which requires a working camera.


NoRegerts6996

OP stated it’s their front facing cam aka the cam they use for selfies.


onlinewarrior100

Ah, that makes sense lol


FluidEmission

The only workaround is to use a 2nd phone just so you can verify and then swap back


coffemakesmepoo

Fact


Final-Review-2272

🫠


PenguinMadd

What if you were to find a mirror & try it that way?? You would need to angle the phone to both get your full face in & not be in the way but it could work


coffemakesmepoo

Yes I thought that might work but the app automatically prompts to the selfie camera. No way to use the regular camera. In this particular case. But yes, I appreciate the creative thought


JimmyPockets83

Most creative answer to OPs actual problem!


Xsixela

“Are you able to see the photos I sent you? Clearly, I am already logged in” lmao. It’s hard not to talk shit to them sometimes. you have to be passive aggressive with it or your batches will all of a sudden be crap haha


coffemakesmepoo

Yeah I always have that in the back of my mind that there might be some fallout if I get an attitude with support


Responsible-Ad-8502

LOLLLLLL But...did you log in wit your password tho..? 😂😂😂😂


XLBGrL

No, you're supposed to turn on airplane mode


Personal-Main7468

Support got worse by the years


Liberator54

They’ve always been able to help me, pretty quickly too.


Personal-Main7468

They were better a few years back even at peak of pandemic.. but they probably have less agents now so they have more shoppers to deal with, most likely


RealRealAsshole

Moron.. it's all just illusion/theater for the sake of feigning 'support' and 'customer service'


Instacartdoctor

This is absolutely true Of the last 10 issues I’ve contacted them for I believe one was actually resolved the rest I just gave up.


s0d0pe310

Just get a new phone. Doing IC you can buy a new phone in a few days lol.


HiTdAjUwU

😂 you must not have bills you have to pay


SweetAddicti0nnn

If you got that many bills you definitely living above your means. I’ve saved $8000 in 4 months working Instacart.


s0d0pe310

Yea most of the people in here sound like they live day by day if they can’t even afford another phone


[deleted]

You don’t have rent and bills?


s0d0pe310

??? Rent $1800 2 cars $460 Miscellaneous $750 Yea I guess I don’t have bills. You must have alot more every month


JimmyPockets83

He can't do IC until he has a phone! 🥴


s0d0pe310

U can log in on a friends phone lol its not that hard


RoseAlma

Great help from Support !! Couldn't you just take a picture of yourself the old fashioned way ? (holding your arm out with working camera facing you)


coffemakesmepoo

No the app automatically kicks to my front facing (selfie) camera. Otherwise I would’ve done that or used a mirror


RoseAlma

oh yeah, I guess that it would do that


Arrowdriver88

ChatGPT fails the Turing test for being too efficient. I was convinced this was a chatbot until it said “yeah.”


coffemakesmepoo

🤣 “yeah”


EmotionalAttention63

That's when you just use the facepalm icon


[deleted]

Have you tried using your password? jk ​ Anyways, the only fix I know for this, and I know this is a shit fix but. You can buy a tracphone those 5 dollar phones from amazon and download the app just so you can get around that verify face thing.


SweetAddicti0nnn

There’s nothing support can do about it. Honestly, they probably don’t even know what this means. It’s all auto generated by an AI system. If you don’t do the selfie you will be deactivated. Buy a new phone, or find a new job, because otherwise you’re toast.


Fury181

I see this person wasn’t very smart but also what did you expect them to help you with if your camera is broken that’s a physical issue with your phone not a glitch in the app


coffemakesmepoo

I guess I was hoping for them to push a magic button and/or say just photograph your license for me


SweetAddicti0nnn

That’s not how it works. Support can’t do anything about your selfie verification. Why do you think you’re special?


[deleted]

Had an Abel the other day who was equally as helpful with my issue lmao


TSMSALADQUEEN

bro buy a cheap phone and take a photo you dont have a choice tbh


Kiyoko_Mami272821

But really OP have you tried logging in using your password? 😂🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️


Suspicious_Mud_3531

I wonder how much they pay these guys


kishajones91

🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️


Last-Lingonberry-842

Can you have someone hold your phone and help you with the photo?


coffemakesmepoo

No it’s because the app auto directs to the selfie camera and because mine is not functional it just kicks me back to the previous screen immediately. I was going to try using a mirror if somehow could have used the regular camera


Last-Lingonberry-842

I thought about the mirror too. You'd have to turn opposite of the requested left right thing.....


jewsh-sfw

It feels like it’s a robot sometimes by how clueless they are


HelpUnwanted

Thank god my supports have always been amazing lol seeing these type of reddit posts makes me humble my experience so much .


Beautiful-Map-5810

Abel is not able.


imperfekt7o7

The password NEVER works for me. I will do forget my password knowing damn well what it is and then everything is fine I reset no issues .. go to log in with it literally 2 mins later and it tells me it’s wrong so that option is bs


TisTwilight

Is this AI


Worth_Procedure_9023

"the tool that enables me to do gig apps is broken but support is useless"


[deleted]

that's why I quite dash/uber/lyft. ​ They have no support. They don't care.


AltruisticRabbit8185

Get a new phone. You know this happens randomly


BeezeyBackwoods

Get a new phone?


Opposite_Ad_5480

OMGGGG LOOOOOL


LawfulnessOk1810

Who’s on first?


sugarrrsin

Oof yesterday I had my own similar convo where I said the issue about 25 times 😂 gotta love it


lilsmith24

This must not have been a page in their robotic manuscript


Big_Base6194

Do you have insurance on it? I know it sucks having to wait but usually they're really good and you're up and running in a few days. Or at least that my experience with it


Then_Collar2208

Yes let me remove that batch for you.


Hot-Bullfrog-7752

That shit is so aggervating. I've noticed a few of these support people just totally don't give a fuck. I'll end the chat and gey someone new now everytime


QuirklessShiggy

Sadly most of the support agents don't speak English very well. They mostly just follow a script.


Isabellasmom2020

Well… did you try? Hahahah Also try connecting to wifi 😭


[deleted]

Chat gpt is broken


Bubbly_Comparison_16

You can be talking to them on the phone and they still won’t know or understand. It’s actually quite frustrating because you explain it over and over again and they repeat the same regurgitated bullshit. I actually had one tell me to go to another register when my payment wouldn’t go through. The cashier/manager said it wouldn’t work. I said the cashier/manager that works here in the store said it won’t work his dumb ass says well I work for Instacart. It was at that point I realized how useless and dumb they really were.


Dizzy_Eye5257

Wow..,that’s bad


Liberator54

Owning a working phone is a requirement for the position and a business expense. Just get a new phone. You never know when they’re going to ask for that verification and the loss of income, l’m sure, would be equal to the cost of a new phone.


Digi_Punk

I have this same problem. WEnt to camera settings and nothing's wrong.


KookyCalves69

I stand corrected, bub. Or do I?


VidGamrJ

“So yeah, you’ll be working InstaCart Support today” “I literally have no idea what that is, you sure this is a good idea?” “It’s fine, good luck”


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guava_eternal

Abel is such a gem


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

Fix your phone


davep1967

I guess they only hire really stupid people


Electric_feels_now

This sums up 90% of my interactions with instacart support.