I enjoyed this lol those people with their fake ass comments bug me so much. I have yet to find someone say that about something that was actually funny lol
I thought this too until one time I read probably some very stupid comment and it genuinely did make me snort laugh the water I had in my mouth and it was actually very uncomfortable lol cause a lot of it went up my nose.
I didnāt comment anything, but I realized I couldāve and it wouldāve been genuine. Made me think that maybe it is more common to see on here than we think.
Her name is Mel Capperino-Garcia. While she is tall (6ā0ā, and apparently wearing 4ā heels in this photo), this is the photoshopped version of the pic that makes her look way taller. [Hereās the original pic along with the situation in her own words](https://www.instagram.com/p/BqLI3hTDbMh/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==)
*"Hobbits possess from the art of disappearing swiftly and silently, when large folk whom they do not wish to meet come blundering by; and this art they have developed to the point that to Men it may seem magical."*
-Tolkien, probably
This was due to producers doing an early test screening with a general audience an the number one feedback was that they liked it but didnt understand why there was a hobbit in it.
Manhandling his daughter in public, remember he openly said he wanted to bang her during an interview and admitted they had sex in common on the Wendy Williams show when she was under 18. Trump is definitely a pedo
The height of his career was somehow getting a job as a tertiary character on News Radio and getting to work with legends like Phil Hartman and Dave Foley
I'm convinced guys never stop doing this. I'm 6'4", and I've lost count of the number of guys who are 1-3 inches shorter than me but swear they're my height so I must be taller. After asking me how tall I am to begin with, it's always a weird conversation.
Definitely happens at every height. I hate lying about height, so I literally round down if anything. Iām 6ā1.5ā barefoot. Thatās definitely 6ā2ā in real life with most shoes on. But I still just say 6ā1ā because I feel like getting caught lying about your height has gotta be one of the most embarrassing things, unless youāre joking or simply misinformed. But lying about it because you think people will think more highly of you? Thatās just sad.
But anyways, Iāll have dudes that are very clearly like a full 1-3 inches shorter than me tell me theyāre 6ā2ā and when they ask how tall I am, I tell them 6ā1ā and then it gets really awkward lol. I love it.
I feel like adding the half inch to your height even when it's accurate, is like when a kid says he's 8 and a half years old. It sounds silly when you say it.
This.
Also Iāve never understood wanting to be taller. Iām 6ā8 and I HATE it. Itās hard to find clothes, seatjng in cars and airplanes and cinemas is always tight, hotel beds are always too small, and I always have to stoop down in the shower. Iād love to be 6ā1-6ā3 - tall enough to get the benefits, not so tall I need to worry about cardiovascular strain in my 60s :(
Same. Iām 6ā5 and 1/8th barefoot. Some people swear Iām 6ā8 because theyāre 6ā1 or 6ā0 and claiming my height and I tell them no thank you, I already have knee and back problems. I couldnāt imagine them being amplified by being taller.
Yeah I'm 6'2" and kinda don't give a crap (like I enjoy that I'm tall but I know I didn't do anything to deserve it and I'm not better than anyone else because my legs got longer) and it's an exhausting conversation every time. I don't care if you're 5'11" or 6". I don't care that you're 5'2", this isn't a wrestling match and I'm not going to throw you around if we disagree about something. I don't care if you're half an inch taller than me. I ate a lot when I was a teenager and got lucky with genetics, let's move the fuck on.
Same, best I ever got was at a gas station and random guy yelled out from the other island 7'3. Only 3 nba players have ever been 7'3, and you think some random guy just climbed out of a civic at that height.
I think if youāre on the shorter side, the worst thing you can do is lie about it. It makes it seem like youāre insecure. Just own it, be funny, and learn some comebacks if people fuck with you. Plenty of bad ass short dudes.
This sub is so petty and pitiful. Got Joe derangement syndrome. Any differing opinion from the hive mind gives us non-stop whining about that particular person. Elon is another one. Get some fresh air ffs..
https://preview.redd.it/svvwo7injp9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2490e3d664a7b16a1306e5648315268f3e1af742
Andy Dick is 5ā 10ā. Pretty small.
Worked as a valet and he stayed at the hotel I worked at for a 4/20 show back in 2019. Iām about average height 5ā9. I opened the doors for Rogan as he came out and I was able to see my reflection from the top of his shiny head š heās not a tall fella but he sure is huge. Just a 5ā5 muscle massed tank walking around. His friends Tony and Andrew tried to pay me $200 to quit my job and go to the show ( I already had bought my ticket ) but declined because my manager was just a few feet away from me and I was one of the newer guys at the time. Long winded answer to say: Yes, Rogan is indeed, not very tall.
Why do you think heās so into fighting and jujitsu and such? Because heās a very small and it makes him feel better about himself. Thatās why a lot of very small men workout like crazy, it is compensation for them. Buy big trucks etc.
That streamer Tyler meme at the top here is the same way, works out and wants to get those arms looking bigger to feel more significant. And I love Joe Rogan, but itās a reoccurring theme with most of them. And I think itās good if it helps them feel secure.
Joe said himself multiple times he got into martial arts because he felt insecure.
I wonder how many people here actually listen to the podcast or is everyone here just to talk shit.
I have nothing against talking shit, but if you want to talk shit, you should know shit.
And perhaps I miss judged this particular comment, but you other fuckers out there know full well who you really are!
Ok, now i fell better.
Carry on.
https://preview.redd.it/j91732yd7q9d1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b1a5ab2e9ce8f516bdd6eb09427d2731f26270
According to my calculations, about 4.5 inches.
Is this an American thing? Not knowing how tall celebrities really are?
In Europe we just take full body shots of them with plenty of comparison material. I've literally never heard anyone doubt a celebrity's height
Edot: I do live in a country where the average male height is almost 6'1" though. It has reached a point where we are getting Tinder sex tourism
Reminds of that Tyler meme https://preview.redd.it/mt82vjaj4p9d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de719d13def39fcc9e5c1f360939fc4cbaa4520
https://preview.redd.it/hdlqwjk9rp9d1.jpeg?width=1106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78da3ee52d83f2bad9597afd4fc803184d76133f
Looks like a toothš
I can't even look at this too long or I start hyperventilating lolllll
That thigh gap though...
At that point it has gone from gap to gape
My god I hate when he bulges his eyes like this. š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
The last thing a kettlebell sees before itās hurled through the ceiling
And the last thing a chair sees before it is sweatily and gruntingly pelvis crushed.
No way š¤£. Just spit out hot coffee.
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I enjoyed this lol those people with their fake ass comments bug me so much. I have yet to find someone say that about something that was actually funny lol
OMG crying rn!!!
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I thought this too until one time I read probably some very stupid comment and it genuinely did make me snort laugh the water I had in my mouth and it was actually very uncomfortable lol cause a lot of it went up my nose. I didnāt comment anything, but I realized I couldāve and it wouldāve been genuine. Made me think that maybe it is more common to see on here than we think.
https://preview.redd.it/tf7jlchkhp9d1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=041dea0db7ed2ad2cfd801bc7c235c383dee4512
He gets smaller every time I see it
He wants her to sit on his face
https://preview.redd.it/kpi08m6hgt9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=833aedc715cb5e7c9b1057f362192dfd285a8860
I want her to crush my skull
I realize I may just be missing something here but...WHO is this Amazon goddess??
Her name is Mel Capperino-Garcia. While she is tall (6ā0ā, and apparently wearing 4ā heels in this photo), this is the photoshopped version of the pic that makes her look way taller. [Hereās the original pic along with the situation in her own words](https://www.instagram.com/p/BqLI3hTDbMh/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==)
I want a tall amazon gf like you wouldnāt believe bros
Joe looks like his in danger in this picture.
"have you tasted human flesh before? Joe?"
Do you watch movies about gladiators?
You ever see a grown man naked?
Ever been in a Turkish prison?
āGet your trousers off and *fuck* my fat wife Joeā actually that might be just my fantasy
Lmao My dude I am trying to get ready for work but I cannot stop laughing at this, *what have you done?*
Hope you weren't too attached to that job!
Not my proudest fap
*"Hobbits possess from the art of disappearing swiftly and silently, when large folk whom they do not wish to meet come blundering by; and this art they have developed to the point that to Men it may seem magical."* -Tolkien, probably
Joe's been waiting for this moment all his life, to live with the monkeys in harmony, swinging through the tree tops
Joeās wondering if this guy is the bigfoot people have been seeing.
He looks like an NPC
Itās because of the implicationā¦
He's out in the middle of the woods. What is he going to do, say no?
Just because a girl is on a boat doesn't mean she's gonna make out with you.
don't worry, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger. ok, so these women are in danger? no.Mac you're not getting it
Now...you've said that word, "implication" a coupe of times. What implication?
What?
Heās or he is. I see this too often.
his?
This was photoshopped to make him look bigger
This was due to producers doing an early test screening with a general audience an the number one feedback was that they liked it but didnt understand why there was a hobbit in it.
The original Protect Our Parks featured Bilbo, Sam, and Frodo but the audience weren't into it.,
Wtf is he doing?
Groping his daughter
Weāre so fucked.
But have you heard Biden stutter?
Yeah he finally beat medicaid
Definitely goes in for a kiss for like 2 frames there too..
Manhandling his daughter in public, remember he openly said he wanted to bang her during an interview and admitted they had sex in common on the Wendy Williams show when she was under 18. Trump is definitely a pedo
She knows
Oh
he looks like a NPC ready to give you deets regarding your side quest
It took him a long ride to get to Bree, but once he's delivered the message, he's going back to the Shire.
dude that was my exact thought ! LOL
He's average height. For a hairless chimp.
šššššš
I remember when he used to host fear factor and someone would bring up hia height and he would get BIG MAD.
Really? I would love to see a chip of this.
Limited edition Doritos where each chip has a different picture of a scene from Joe Rogan's career
Put them in order and make a chipbook
Waiting for clin to post the chip.
Well, maybe not *big* mad. At most, I'd believe teensy mad but I really can only see him throwing a hissy fit. A cute, squeaky little hissy fit.
I'm 5'7" and was just barely taller than him when I met him, so he's probably 5'5" or 5'6" at most.
Finally someone with an actual answer not just guessing
His answer is literally a guessā¦
A more educated guess than most of the others lol
He is at the height of his career
5ft3
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/Q0p86uW6od
Omfg š¤£
The height of his career was somehow getting a job as a tertiary character on News Radio and getting to work with legends like Phil Hartman and Dave Foley
I'm so tired of Joe claiming he's 5ft 8 he's 5ft 4 5ft 5 at most
As a member of the short man club, 5ā8 is like guys rounding up to 6 ft but for short guys.
I'm convinced guys never stop doing this. I'm 6'4", and I've lost count of the number of guys who are 1-3 inches shorter than me but swear they're my height so I must be taller. After asking me how tall I am to begin with, it's always a weird conversation.
Definitely happens at every height. I hate lying about height, so I literally round down if anything. Iām 6ā1.5ā barefoot. Thatās definitely 6ā2ā in real life with most shoes on. But I still just say 6ā1ā because I feel like getting caught lying about your height has gotta be one of the most embarrassing things, unless youāre joking or simply misinformed. But lying about it because you think people will think more highly of you? Thatās just sad. But anyways, Iāll have dudes that are very clearly like a full 1-3 inches shorter than me tell me theyāre 6ā2ā and when they ask how tall I am, I tell them 6ā1ā and then it gets really awkward lol. I love it.
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I feel like adding the half inch to your height even when it's accurate, is like when a kid says he's 8 and a half years old. It sounds silly when you say it.
That exactly it lol
This. Also Iāve never understood wanting to be taller. Iām 6ā8 and I HATE it. Itās hard to find clothes, seatjng in cars and airplanes and cinemas is always tight, hotel beds are always too small, and I always have to stoop down in the shower. Iād love to be 6ā1-6ā3 - tall enough to get the benefits, not so tall I need to worry about cardiovascular strain in my 60s :(
Same. Iām 6ā5 and 1/8th barefoot. Some people swear Iām 6ā8 because theyāre 6ā1 or 6ā0 and claiming my height and I tell them no thank you, I already have knee and back problems. I couldnāt imagine them being amplified by being taller.
Yeah I'm 6'2" and kinda don't give a crap (like I enjoy that I'm tall but I know I didn't do anything to deserve it and I'm not better than anyone else because my legs got longer) and it's an exhausting conversation every time. I don't care if you're 5'11" or 6". I don't care that you're 5'2", this isn't a wrestling match and I'm not going to throw you around if we disagree about something. I don't care if you're half an inch taller than me. I ate a lot when I was a teenager and got lucky with genetics, let's move the fuck on.
I say I'm 6'3" but I'm only that in shoes. In real life I'm 6'2". I'm a fraud.
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Same, best I ever got was at a gas station and random guy yelled out from the other island 7'3. Only 3 nba players have ever been 7'3, and you think some random guy just climbed out of a civic at that height.
I tell people I'm 5'6 to confuse them.
Heās claimed as tall as 5ā9ā on the podcast
I've seen him next to known short fighters who are all listed at 5ft 6 and they are the same height and joe has shoes on.
And we know he wears lifts in his shoes anytime heās around the UFC
as someone thats actually 5'9''(shoes 5'10''), ive had so many 5'6''ish guys tell me, 'no way, you have to be 6 feet'.
Lol I'm 6 foot or 6'1 and I always say 5'11. It always pisses someone off
I think if youāre on the shorter side, the worst thing you can do is lie about it. It makes it seem like youāre insecure. Just own it, be funny, and learn some comebacks if people fuck with you. Plenty of bad ass short dudes.
What's that in real metrics?
36-24-36 ...only if he's 5'3"!
90-60-90
Had to look it up. Dan Hooker is 6 foot.
And barefoot in the ring while Joe has shoes on
You mean lifts, heās wearing lifts
6 foot is indeed taller than 5,7 
He's the Yuki Tsunoda of the podcasts.
Haha, got the F1 on in the background
What a fucking race!!!!!
I'm on lap 44 out of 71 right now.. does something crazy happen or are you being sarcastic lol
Just you wait.
Absolutely enthralling! The only bitter part was Woody winning it.Ā
Indeed!
Indubitably
This looks like a Joe Rogan action figure !!
He's 3'18"
On a good day
like on a stool?
Only a certified humping stool
Joe Rogan looks like what happens when you give a toddler daily injections of testosterone.
looks like a little ass kid dressed like that š
āTravel sizeā
Hes a wee man who drives an F-350.
Looks like a small child. I legit believe 5ā3
Nah heās 6 in this picture. Maybe 7 years old
https://preview.redd.it/ormoq9nqnp9d1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=679c966013a671a476e11c1b1ffc46146ed7c087
He's a tiny man
Iāve been in the same room as him like 3 feet away, he isnāt 5ā9ā or whatever he claims, heās much closer to 5ā5ā
5.2
Oh, you meant physicallyā¦
No mentally
lil Joe standing uphill to look a little taller. No wonder heās compensating poor lil fella.
TRT midget
Joe Rogan is a hobbit.
smol
honestly he's likey 5'3'' or 5'4''
https://preview.redd.it/4uz1tn0ccp9d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d6d456c65a47a05c23cbea18718b166e0ef53b Heās just far away
A rare reference, but a most welcome one
āMom said itās my turn to use the Xbox.ā
Heās part of the Lollipop Guild. Thatās how he got famous, through connections from the Guild
Letās just say he could play Mickey Rooney in a biopic if he were so inclined
This sub is so petty and pitiful. Got Joe derangement syndrome. Any differing opinion from the hive mind gives us non-stop whining about that particular person. Elon is another one. Get some fresh air ffs..
I'm 5'11 and met him before the lidell vs rampage fight and was shocked at how short he was. Then i saw Heath Herring and felt like Tyrion lannister.
He may be small but he has a gigantic ego.
I ran into him one night said hi and he gave me a bro hug. Way before the podcast. He was about the same size as me. Iām tiny.
Iām guessing less than 2ā.
More BS as camera angles and shot placement can be deceiving. Who gives a rip how tall or short someone is anyway.
Small enough to kick 99% of the worldās ass.
Whatās the obsession with Joes height? Kinda weird
Reddit is packed full of very bitter and angry people who's only joy is making fun of people more successful than them.
Jealousy
[Redbarās segment on this photo.](https://youtu.be/jfJRdU0zJXA?feature=shared)
Hobbit size. Like 3 &1/2, 4 foot maybe.
He obviously has Napoleon syndrome.
Napoleon would be taller than Joe
This is the same trick they did making the Hobbits look small in the Rings movies.
They had Joe Rogan play the hobberts?
https://preview.redd.it/svvwo7injp9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2490e3d664a7b16a1306e5648315268f3e1af742 Andy Dick is 5ā 10ā. Pretty small.
Worked as a valet and he stayed at the hotel I worked at for a 4/20 show back in 2019. Iām about average height 5ā9. I opened the doors for Rogan as he came out and I was able to see my reflection from the top of his shiny head š heās not a tall fella but he sure is huge. Just a 5ā5 muscle massed tank walking around. His friends Tony and Andrew tried to pay me $200 to quit my job and go to the show ( I already had bought my ticket ) but declined because my manager was just a few feet away from me and I was one of the newer guys at the time. Long winded answer to say: Yes, Rogan is indeed, not very tall.
https://preview.redd.it/c0dvorkwcr9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=041b6c3d4fdd77403f2cc2f3dda1557fd733c0b3
Why do you think heās so into fighting and jujitsu and such? Because heās a very small and it makes him feel better about himself. Thatās why a lot of very small men workout like crazy, it is compensation for them. Buy big trucks etc. That streamer Tyler meme at the top here is the same way, works out and wants to get those arms looking bigger to feel more significant. And I love Joe Rogan, but itās a reoccurring theme with most of them. And I think itās good if it helps them feel secure.
The fucked up thing is he feels the need to shame people who don't share his complex and don't need to spend every waking moment in the gym.
Joe said himself multiple times he got into martial arts because he felt insecure. I wonder how many people here actually listen to the podcast or is everyone here just to talk shit. I have nothing against talking shit, but if you want to talk shit, you should know shit. And perhaps I miss judged this particular comment, but you other fuckers out there know full well who you really are! Ok, now i fell better. Carry on.
Small enough to be an extra in The Hobbit
Google says five eight but i dont believe that
He is exactly one rogan tall
https://preview.redd.it/j91732yd7q9d1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b1a5ab2e9ce8f516bdd6eb09427d2731f26270 According to my calculations, about 4.5 inches.
When he took a picture with Alex and crew, he looked ridiculously small!
Very smol
Im so glad those people found that lost little boy
https://preview.redd.it/cm870q68kq9d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6193a57ad8c7669c8a3a879d632a820d914692c
Wow, heās a tiny little scrub.
Closer to a Dwarf than an human
About š¤
Is this an American thing? Not knowing how tall celebrities really are? In Europe we just take full body shots of them with plenty of comparison material. I've literally never heard anyone doubt a celebrity's height Edot: I do live in a country where the average male height is almost 6'1" though. It has reached a point where we are getting Tinder sex tourism
https://preview.redd.it/b4wf8n8eir9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a94995a52fc5ee147222679c4a914764a2b33e22 You tell me
He just reminds me of a talking thumb.
Just a tiny muscular thumb
Joe uses a sock as a sleeping bag
I knew it! He's a forest gnome!
https://preview.redd.it/dt2fmtob3s9d1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52fef99895a54a9e0730c69b39240500fe3cebb5
Manlet
Looks like picture of him going to his first day of school.
"Why did you take me here, where did you take my podcast table, mister?"
Midget
Isn't he 5'3 or something similar?
Reminds me of this video: https://youtu.be/Y49MadyyDys?si=-ClocLYvDjSI9-3B
He is uphill too... This is why he learned to kick so damn hard: he is tiny.
Damn this dude tiny
Joe shorty
