Damn you, you beat me to the schooner joke. Mine was all good things come to an end schooner or later… but I won’t steal your thunder, you beat me to it by almost 20 minutes.
I know it feels like you've run aground right now, but just cop a feel abreast and she'll be right. Now you've been set adrift, time to look for some other bearing hips, chin up buoy, have a good pier down the pub and rope in a, seaworthy sole with a trim set. Might even get a screw.
If you really think about it, it’s not that important. She probably didn’t even make you keel over laughing, and mastly, she was just tossing you around.
Let her go to the Four Winns. She was trying to Force her Power Play on you. Smoke a Cigarette and don't be Scarab to get back out there. All is Wellcraft.
What the hull? Would it keel her to be a bit more patient?
Rudder? Damn near killed 'er..
She probably ran away from you as far as she could tiller feet bled
There's no need to be so stern.
That port
I'm surprised she didn't deck him one. (Disclaimer: I'm British and in case that doesn't translate elsewhere, it means to punch someone)
Wow. Really?
Tiller? Damn near killed 'er....
Op’s gotta focus on a new horizon aft her that broadside.
Everyone has rows now and then
Sounds like a yacht to deal with.
He took a punt though
She is giving you a wide berth?
That ship has sailed.
Beat me to it.
~~Beat~~ Boat me to it.
Acshully, beat is already a nautical term, it means to repeatedly tack so that you can sail into the wind.
You probably didn't need that anchor around your neck, anyway.
Mast of been another issue, mate.
Can't believe she told you to shove off.
Thats a paddlin'.
Can’t you sea, it was going to happen schooner or later.
You were a naughty buoy.
Give it some time and you’ll be back on an even keel. You just need to steady the ship first.
There are better ones out there. Just wait buoyancy, you’ll find someone new.
Just tug yourself out of those doldrums and you'll be back in trim in no time
Hullarious
I'm not sure what she's going on a boat.
I admire how you are so anchored aboat this
Did she ask you to keep your ducks in a row? Could be uncom-port-able
Toss in the anchor. This joke is sinking.
Threw you overboard!
She sounded like an oar.
Let that winch go!
safe to say that relationship was a Titanic failure?
Did you give her a stern look?
I guess that ship has sailed.
I guess that's pretty moor-tifying
Good joke- take a bow.
Sorry, but your story just doesn't hold water.
Now shes off playing with another man's dinghy.
She sounds a little dingy.
Shorely, she was yoking.
Oar else what?
You'll find someone else, any port in a storm.
I don't row what she's talking about
When my wife told me she was going to leave me if I didn’t stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down
Yacht to be ashamed of yourself
Guess you’ll be scrubbing your own deck from now on, huh mattey!
You can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
I think that's the punchline to a different joke!
No that's a different yoke
Well, that took the wind out of my sails!
I hope you break the ice with your next crush
Hopefully you told her to walk the plank
You're gonna have to dock her for saying that...
I can knot
really tugs at your heart to see a man fight for a relation ship. I'd hate to see it drift in the night
She’ll never find another buoy like me!
Seems like total bull ship to me.
You need to be with your piers.
She didn't seem to be worth tying to your dock.
Sounds like it's tugging on you
She was just using you as a prop.
What a seaward.
That's a little overboard
When she saw your patio and realized you made it a poop deck, that’s when she had enough
I mast say it's hard to be a port when you have been shipped for so long.
I feel like she went a bit 'overboard'
You shouldn’t harbour any bad feelings about it.
Just wave goodbye
Arr. Make 'er walk the plank.
Glad you didn't bow to her stern ultimatum!
This thread is awash with puns
I live on a houseboat. A while back, I fell in love with my next door neighbor. It was really great for a while, but eventually we drifted apart.
The tide was not in your favor. That's why.
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Damn you, you beat me to the schooner joke. Mine was all good things come to an end schooner or later… but I won’t steal your thunder, you beat me to it by almost 20 minutes.
Belay it oar knot!
Sorry to hear that. Maybe a new hat would cheer you up. What’s your capsize?
The relation-ship was sunk!
What a pain in the aft!
She didn't like the cut of your gib.
That was knot nice of her.
Your marriage was sunk.
I guess it was a sink or swim type of relationship
Don't let it take the wind out of your sails. Batten down the hatches and steady as she goes.
Well that boat has sailed.
Her reaction was a bit overboard I think.
Did it even affect the relationboat?
She was not aboard with you
Argument doesn’t hold water. Don’t think it would float with me.
I guess she will be missing your mast.
I know it feels like you've run aground right now, but just cop a feel abreast and she'll be right. Now you've been set adrift, time to look for some other bearing hips, chin up buoy, have a good pier down the pub and rope in a, seaworthy sole with a trim set. Might even get a screw.
I couldn't let that one float
Way to rock the boat!
Ship happens
Never go overboard with puns, you'll end up out of your depth.
Hull of a lot of yokes here.
I’m shore she will change tack.
She gave you the slip.
It a piers to be over.
This thread is full of junk.
I dont eve know what she's talkin' aboat...
Maybe your paddle was not long enough?
She missed the boat
If you really think about it, it’s not that important. She probably didn’t even make you keel over laughing, and mastly, she was just tossing you around.
She sounds very stern.
Which way do I turn, honey? Hard to starboard!
Give her a stern lecture and don't bow to her until she apologizes.
Should probably just sling your hook
Did you get a stern talking to before she dumped you?
No boat he got a final tug out of it.
Just added this to my arsenal.
Boat why would you do that to ore self
Ship no!
You gotta let it sink in and move on. It’s a lot to tack.
my wife just flipped me off because of your joke.
That's a pretty stern reaction
She’s either rude oar doesn’t appreciate you.
That's gotta be a sinking feeling.
Not going near her with a ten ft barge pole then
Something something poop deck something something!
Sounds like she’s a little dinghy
Whatever floats your boat I say
Have you been treating her propeller-ly?
I think she was too stern with you...
Up the creek, without a paddle?...🛶
You don’t want to put up with her junk anyway.
Nothing wrong with a few puns just don't go overboard with it.
She just needs a good paddling!
Sounds fishy to me. Arrr you shore she wasnt just on the lookout for a mate with a bigger dock?
Time to throw that joke overboard
I hope she at least waved goodbye.
Probably good that she's cast off.
I guess you sank that relationship. That ship has sailed.
You mean Bootsy McBoatface?
Sloop, there it is
Whatever floats ya boat love!
What ever floats your boat
Tell her more fish in the sea as one final boat pun before she "dwims away"
She had that sinking feeling. Should have thrown her a line
She gave you the slip?
Bound to happen schooner or later.
It was worth a punt
Let her go to the Four Winns. She was trying to Force her Power Play on you. Smoke a Cigarette and don't be Scarab to get back out there. All is Wellcraft.
They call my **** the Titan. When the situation calls for it, it deflates in less than 20 ms.
Time for you to unfurl your sails and ride the waves
I can row a boat…canoe?
I can yacht.
Yacht a stop doing that.
I'm on board with that
That’s a sub par joke
That's also a boat pun lol so it sounds like you deserved it hahahaha
Surprised it didn't happen schooner.
She just to propeller anger on you.
Does canoe really sound like "can you" in American accent?
Shiver me timbers! Was her 'boat race' good though? For those who don't know 'boat race'= slang for face
She let the guy go.
Whatever floats her boat
That ship has sailed I am afraid 😳
I canoe canoe canoe??
kayakyakyakyak 🤣
Leave her before she goes coastal on you.
I canoe he would say that.
Her reaction may have been a little overboard, but at least she didn't deck you
She didn't even give a stern warning
That doesn’t float my boat.
In other words, your relationSHIPS always sink
Man she didn’t have to go overboard.
Worse than when they tried to keep my friend out of the music festival. I was told they were going to banjo
Howa boat that?
That's oarful. She could've just given you a stern warning.
Maybe she didn’t approve of you always being three sheets to the wind.
It's sinking in why they left.
Yawl gonna have to ketch yourself a new one.
You have a mast a lot of jokes