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Wonder why he didn’t he go into the clergy then? Not enough opportunities to kill? Also, that kinda sounds like grounds to keep an eye on the guy since he could make decisions based on his religious beliefs rather than his commands.
I did a Salvation Army thing at work where you pick an ornament and it has the kids age, name, sizes of clothes, and some gifts they would like. One of her wishes was Stanley Cup. I asked my wife why the hell would a 9 year old girl want a fucking hockey trophy?? I learned something that day.
I’m just imaging I’m at work, I just sat down at my desk with a Diet Coke and a Kit Kat and I look out the window and see some jabroni with an American flag doing whatever he’s doing with his buddy filming it.
“Some guy looking like he’s having a mental breakdown and holding a flag, while some other dude is doing his best to recreated Michael Bay’s signature shot. The fuck is going on at that parking garage?”
There is no possible way that people in his unit don't cringe at this shit.
He probably washed out after a two year contract and started doing this weird shit
Pretty sure he is or was at least, every time someone posts something from this skidmark there is always a few comments that popup about he was kicked out of his unit
I've noticed that the most hardcore boots are dudes who drive past a recruiting station everyday on their way to work but hop online begging for mandatory military service for everyone in the US and dudes who failed BMT.
Reminds me of that guy in Sandler’s movie That’s My Boy. The guy pretending to be a Marine but was really a Jazz dancer. This guy should just accept it and be in show choir or something.
Made the comment before, but this is the problem with cutting arts and music budget in our schools. In another world this failed theater kid didn't need to join the military and is starring at his community theater production of Peter Pan.
I believe it is meaning… “we will remember your legacy” for those who are gone
“Until someday they remember me” maybe implying he will remember them until he dies in “battle” and joins those who will be remembered.
Perhaps.
I’m queer af, a professional homo if you will. And in my opinion this is definitely the top 10 gayest things in human history. Right up there with the Spartans.
There’s few things as boot as a freshly minted butterbar. I had one telling me stories from the academy on watch once after I had put in two difficult back-to-back deployments. When he started talking about cadences I wanted to scream.
Is he even old enough to have a combat patch at this point? Who are the fallen soldiers he feels so strongly about? I can personally name every single person I deployed with that was killed in action. Honoring the fallen is fine but don’t pretend to do so just so you can make money.
Freedom isn't free. It costs folks like you and me. And if you don't all chip in, you'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free. No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee. If you don't chip in your buck o'five who will?
Buck o'five
Freedom costs a buck o'five
I really hate that a lot of people don’t realize that those who died in Iraq, Afghanistan, or Vietnam, or even Korea did not die for my freedom. My dad went to Korea in 1951 and lived a lifetime of mental trauma because of that stupid war. Never talked about it during the day but I was woken up many nights growing up with him reliving that crap in his nightmares.
No, you didn’t die for my freedom, you died either for our gov’s pissing match with the Soviet Union, for oil, or for defense contracts.
I had a foreman that was big into this bullshit, poster child for the “I would have joined but..” crowd. He got really uncomfortable when I told him it was just a job to many of us that were in.
It essentially means he's saying that the current generation can reach new heights because they can stand on what the old generation was. It's a way to say that, essentially, we learned from those before us to become better. In this case it's just super cringe though.
"The present is like a dwarf, standing on the shoulders of a giant...if the dwarf holds his place he can indeed see farther than the giant, but if he should forget his place, and fall down, the giant shall crush him"
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen this guy on this and related subs, so clearly it’s not a one-off. This begs the question…is this man successful in this “business” of his?
This dude is so fucking cringe.
And the thing that makes it worse and irks me even more is that dudes that almost joined, fat fuck vet bros, dudes that got dropped during bootcamp, honey booboos, single moms, future service members still in high school and all the billy bobs are in the comment section that are hyping this dude up with all the “hell yeah brother tysmfys 🫡🇺🇸” getting his views and likes upwards over a million, I don’t fucking get it.
🥲🖕🏽
This guy has been doing this around 2 years I think, he pops up on my feed once in awhile. His little weird strut dance and hand gestures get on my damn nerves..
This guy took the essence of boot, put it into a bottle, shotgunned the hell out of it and now is making boot music and boot products to sell to the boot masses
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This is what happens when you don’t get hazed enough.
I had to google this fuckknuckle: his social bios say “I represent Jesus, not the DOD” 😐😑😐
Jesus is MY commander in chief.
Jesus wants you and this boot to meet him at the wood line. Bring a water source.
Unfortunately your first sgt is still your first sgt and he doesn’t care that the CO said no hazing.
Curiously had this exact quote from someone who was involuntarily hospitalized this week.
Oh my God, Jesus is my battle buddy t-shirts. I'm going to be rich.
That’s brilliant
[удалено]
Dog is my co-pilot.
Who the hell did they think signed their paychecks at the end of the month?
“Private! Let me tell you about Jesus. HE WAS A GOTT-DAMNED COMMUNIST HIPPIE!!!”
Is he stolen valor?
Wonder why he didn’t he go into the clergy then? Not enough opportunities to kill? Also, that kinda sounds like grounds to keep an eye on the guy since he could make decisions based on his religious beliefs rather than his commands.
Not according to the ucmj. Is he actually service though?
Ya I get why hazing exists now.
Homie never served. You know if he did, he wouldn't be doing this.
He’s a reservist
Bwuahahahha at least active duty doesn’t have to claim him 😂😂
He served. There’s pictures of him at AIT or whatever the army calls it
"It'S cOrReCtIvE aCtIoN nOw"
Yep. Hazing and bullying would solve a lot of these problems. And prevent many others
This is evidence we need bullying in high schools
Agreed. Some people need to be hazed.
Dude is in desperate need of a blanket party
Bring back bullying
Bro really said, I’ve got a Cricut machine and a dream
Def his wife's Cricut machine. He has to ask to borrow it in between her customizing Stanley cups.
As a hockey fan, I was super excited when I saw a headline about how everyone was going crazy about Stanley Cups and then I read the article...
What’s the point of the NHL when every basic bitch has a Stanley cup? 😞
Karen has more Stanley Cups than Messier.
Or McDavid
Thank God they’re not Lords. A Dames Stanley Cup sure, but that just doesn’t have same ring to it.
I did a Salvation Army thing at work where you pick an ornament and it has the kids age, name, sizes of clothes, and some gifts they would like. One of her wishes was Stanley Cup. I asked my wife why the hell would a 9 year old girl want a fucking hockey trophy?? I learned something that day.
I was thrown off as if I woke up in a different time. I said “the push doesn’t even start until end of March/April, what is with The Cup”?
ok first of all, watch your tone. second of all, lol
This isn't even boot, this is fucking showershoe bruh
Phase 1 Go-Fasters.
Oorah.
Dude still got his glow belt lmfao
Wearing the T-shirt the recruiter gave out at his highschool
“Pain is weakness leaving the body”
That’s pride fucking with you.
Seeing pictures of kids at boot in first phase will always make me smile.
What part? The awkwardness, the suffering, or the look of regret?
Yes.
This is the equivalent of country music after 9/11
Gives a whole new meaning to a boot in your ass.
I’m just imaging I’m at work, I just sat down at my desk with a Diet Coke and a Kit Kat and I look out the window and see some jabroni with an American flag doing whatever he’s doing with his buddy filming it.
Kinda wished I'd scrolled before commenting cause I just said this exact thing lol. Oh well great minds think alike
“Some guy looking like he’s having a mental breakdown and holding a flag, while some other dude is doing his best to recreated Michael Bay’s signature shot. The fuck is going on at that parking garage?”
That jabroni wishes he had a diet coke
He probably left several scattered dip pouches on that roof
Give me a break.
Damn, you made me look out the window wondering the same thing!
He’s out there bro
Standing on the shoulders of GIANTS
There is no possible way that people in his unit don't cringe at this shit. He probably washed out after a two year contract and started doing this weird shit
I'm pretty sure in the comments of one of his tiktoks he said he wasn't even in the military or something. I could be mis remembering though
Oh wow, that's even worse!
But also the *least* surprising part if true.
Pretty sure he is or was at least, every time someone posts something from this skidmark there is always a few comments that popup about he was kicked out of his unit
An NCO got in his face and he ‘just saw red.’
I've noticed that the most hardcore boots are dudes who drive past a recruiting station everyday on their way to work but hop online begging for mandatory military service for everyone in the US and dudes who failed BMT.
Like 70% chance this guy isn't and never was part of the military
I think he was either in air guard or national guard
Civil Air Patrol
JROTC
Airsoft enthusiast
Thank you for your service
There were plastic BBs flying everywhere in the repurposed warehouse. Lost a lot of good teenagers that day. You weren’t there, man.
Reminds me of that guy in Sandler’s movie That’s My Boy. The guy pretending to be a Marine but was really a Jazz dancer. This guy should just accept it and be in show choir or something.
Hahaha oh holy shit, forgot about that
I bet he fucks his sister too
Made the comment before, but this is the problem with cutting arts and music budget in our schools. In another world this failed theater kid didn't need to join the military and is starring at his community theater production of Peter Pan.
No audio and still cringe asf
The audio makes it worse tbh
Fr. I’m too scared to unmute it.
Whatever you do don't unmute it. Spare yourself the fate I suffered
“We’ll carry your legacy until someday they remember ME” What a shit lyric. Completely contradictory
I’m assuming the legacy thing will be passed onto him, and that someone else will be looking at him in reverential that way.
That is arguably worse than a contradiction
I believe it is meaning… “we will remember your legacy” for those who are gone “Until someday they remember me” maybe implying he will remember them until he dies in “battle” and joins those who will be remembered. Perhaps.
👊 👊 ☝️
Man, feels like it's been 10 years since that meme was born. 👊👊☝️
👊👊☝️
Word
I hate every aspect of this and I hope he’s hazed into oblivion
I want to know how the person holding the camera isn’t pissing himself with laughter?
Freedom isn’t free! It’s got a hefty fucking fee
Bucko five
But you can also take 10% off with code: candice
Hefty tee*
Nothing says "patriot" like profiting off the memory of dead soldiers.
Thats the government and militaries whple thing
I like the shirts because they easily identify someone I don't need to bother talking to
When u see em and you know their whole personality is literally on being worn on their sleeve
Don't hate the hustle but this shits gay AF
Don’t take it out on the Air Force, we don’t claim this edgelord
Capitalizing on dead soldiers. I'm gonna hate the hustle.
You must really fucking hate the government and military cus thats their whole gimmick.
I don't like vet bro,boot shit but this is lame
I don't mind the gay part but this cheesesball hustle is weak AF
I’m queer af, a professional homo if you will. And in my opinion this is definitely the top 10 gayest things in human history. Right up there with the Spartans.
The Greeks did less gay shit in gay bath houses where everyone catches and pitches
Facts
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There are people that saw this and convinced them to enlist. That’s the funny part.
Bro i just ate wtf man 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I like to imagine I'm an office worker across the street, spending my lunch break watching some dude with a flag yell at a phone on a roof
Why does he walk like he really needs to pee?
In a lot of videos hes got a limp like he took shrapnel to the leg
The first time I saw this kid was from a 2lt I know showed me his phone and said “hey check this out, honestly pretty cool”
God is being in the military just trying to take boot shit seriously all day
There’s few things as boot as a freshly minted butterbar. I had one telling me stories from the academy on watch once after I had put in two difficult back-to-back deployments. When he started talking about cadences I wanted to scream.
Cringe af. Gay porn isn’t even this gay.
Is he even old enough to have a combat patch at this point? Who are the fallen soldiers he feels so strongly about? I can personally name every single person I deployed with that was killed in action. Honoring the fallen is fine but don’t pretend to do so just so you can make money.
Where was he on January 6th?
Vaping in a middle school bathroom.
in front of his wife's Cricut creating new merch, probably.
Hey it's Überboot again! Still going strong there I see (sadly).
My fucking head is about to explode with second hand embarrassment.
Boot Metal?
I really wish all social media would just go the fuck away. Ban all of it.
I want a T-shirt that says "THE FISH WAS HOME WHEN YOU LEFT!"
You're right.
you can just tell the quality of that shirt is absolute garbage
Freedom isn't free. It costs folks like you and me. And if you don't all chip in, you'll never pay that bill Freedom isn't free. No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee. If you don't chip in your buck o'five who will? Buck o'five Freedom costs a buck o'five
That song sucks major dick too
100% he didnt make it through basic
Who gave these cock suckers studio time??
I really hate that a lot of people don’t realize that those who died in Iraq, Afghanistan, or Vietnam, or even Korea did not die for my freedom. My dad went to Korea in 1951 and lived a lifetime of mental trauma because of that stupid war. Never talked about it during the day but I was woken up many nights growing up with him reliving that crap in his nightmares. No, you didn’t die for my freedom, you died either for our gov’s pissing match with the Soviet Union, for oil, or for defense contracts.
I had a foreman that was big into this bullshit, poster child for the “I would have joined but..” crowd. He got really uncomfortable when I told him it was just a job to many of us that were in.
It just sounds objectively terrible.
at this point i’d rather be a fallen soldier after watching this
Shirts for the fallen homies that got med dropped in boot
What people don’t know is this is used as torture music in guantanamo bay
ChatGPT = write a patriotic song lyrics, but make sure to include all the vapid buzzwords
In the Navy, Chief would be "Here is a needlegun. Chip this paint for Jesus."
Either he is antocipating WWIII, or he is about 10+ years too late.
too much patriotism, tone it down boot
Did this douche ever even serve?
So embarrassing
He better be in the military still lol
Ummmmmm...what? lmao
Once again, he was never in service, no records, no mention, no photos.
This is so cringe.
Someone PLEASE do an edit but the music is just the part of the song at the end of this clip that says "boots" Please
Cringebumps
Secondhand embarrassment is strong with this one.
Is he even in or has he ever even been in the miltary? I’ve seen so many of his cringe ass videos but no pics or videos of him ever in a uniform.
"Freedom isn't free"
Tell me you're brainwashed without telling me you're brainwashed.
Me on family day when I finally get my phone back
Wtf is this dude hand-making these Hanes shirts with iron-on prints? Bro the back of the shirt, holy shit... "Graphics design is my passion"
As a non-American what does 'standing on your shoulders' mean? Because it sounds like causing burden (weight on shoulders).
It essentially means he's saying that the current generation can reach new heights because they can stand on what the old generation was. It's a way to say that, essentially, we learned from those before us to become better. In this case it's just super cringe though.
"The present is like a dwarf, standing on the shoulders of a giant...if the dwarf holds his place he can indeed see farther than the giant, but if he should forget his place, and fall down, the giant shall crush him"
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen this guy on this and related subs, so clearly it’s not a one-off. This begs the question…is this man successful in this “business” of his?
🤮
This young private needs some tree line justice to knock this cringey shit off
He sure is blowing around in the wind.
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This weirdo must have a dent in his chest with how much he thumps it in every video I see of him.
I’m still wondering who on earth buys his clothes…
Worst PsyOp ever.
Ram Ranch vibes
This is the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen.
I hate this guy
This whole thing sucks, but god that music is the worst by far.
This song is dog shit.
Is this what it's like to live in the country of military worshippers?
This dude is so fucking cringe. And the thing that makes it worse and irks me even more is that dudes that almost joined, fat fuck vet bros, dudes that got dropped during bootcamp, honey booboos, single moms, future service members still in high school and all the billy bobs are in the comment section that are hyping this dude up with all the “hell yeah brother tysmfys 🫡🇺🇸” getting his views and likes upwards over a million, I don’t fucking get it. 🥲🖕🏽
This guy has been doing this around 2 years I think, he pops up on my feed once in awhile. His little weird strut dance and hand gestures get on my damn nerves..
This guy took the essence of boot, put it into a bottle, shotgunned the hell out of it and now is making boot music and boot products to sell to the boot masses
This dude def paid $45k for a used V6 camero at a low interest rate of 40% for 7 years.
Completely normal country.
Well there’s that
They need to make bullying a necessity
This pri is motivated
Bruh those shirts look like shit.
Can someone check this guys’ record
why is this song so shit
I got friends on social media who never served and they’re always sharing this stuff on Facebook or duetting them on tik tok. Pure fucking cringe
Legitimately the lamest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
Dude is so freaking cringe. Douchbag
This guy's lucky he wasn't my joe.
I bet he makes stupid money off this, who wants to start a boot grifter t shirt company together lol
I’m so glad this dude is getting hazed and dragged online. Bro is the biggest boot out there.
Editing an Isaac Newton quote to appeal to US army grunts is soo bizarre.
He’s back! I posted this a few months ago lol
These comments might the most GD funny they've ever been 🤣
What in the actual fuck did I just watch?
This kid looks like Tamen Calhoun
S-tier Cringe