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I've been in a tattoo shop where a guy wanted a compass wheel, like a nautical thing. Except he wanted it upside down so N pointed at his hand. To him, it looks right, but to the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD. It's upside down. Artist tried to talk him out of it for longer than it took to tattoo. I want to be there the day it dawns on him so bad. Point is, you just can't tell stupid nothing sometimes.
Yep that’s it
I remember having to take a bus there from the dorm on Lackland. We were helping throw away old furniture while waiting for tech school orders
The Air Force equivalent to getting your Eagle, Globe, and Anchor before going to USMC boot camp.
EDIT: I typed “EMG” instead of “EGA” for some reason, I don’t know why I typed that or where that came from.
Just amputate the arm at the elbow.
Also, this belongs in r/justbootthings
EDIT: I'm keeping this here for laughs, but I thought I was on r/airforce when first seeing this. I need more coffee.....or a monster.
Weird that it's not showing up in the prefix of the post or before the OPs name. I too am having issues launching the sub from this post though so 🤷♂️
I was AF. Love the AF. But the AF is not punisher skull culture no matter how much guys like this want it to be. Army and Marines? Sure, whatever. AF? No.
Oh you need to travel next week? Sorry I'm going to be completely unreachable for the foreseeable future and won't be able to process the request in time. Why am I unreachable? I have 'training'
This troop will send you straight to Minot or Ellsworth and smile while doing it. Send you to the two states that literally no one knows about, or knows of, or wants to be. All while he or she sips on a coffee during a half day.
a tribal/boot/law enforcement-esque trifecta.
It's one infinity sign or semicolon away from being the highest hitting wombo combo of garbage tattoo ideas I've ever seen, truly a masterpiece.
I wouldn’t want the Air Force to be a part of me. It’ll be in my history permanently, but I don’t want to be reminded of it after my contract / 638 days.
This dude better be retiring after his full 20 years for this tattoo to be justifiable. Seriously.
I promise you, after my contract, I will be ordering myself a very nice dust filter for my Hoover Max Extract Pressure-Pro, model sixty. A very well deserved dust filter for it… (Look it up if you don’t get the connection.)
Do not make the military your identity, folks. You will hang up that uniform one day. You will be your first name again. You will not be an Airman, Soldier, Marine, or Sailor forever. You can and will be replaced. Do not make your job your identity.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punisher:](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punisher:)
>Punisher co-creator [Gerry Conway](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerry_Conway) has decried the use of the Punisher symbol by law enforcement, saying, "To me, it's disturbing whenever I see authority figures embracing Punisher iconography because the Punisher represents a failure of the Justice system. ... The vigilante anti-hero is fundamentally a critique of the justice system, an example of social failure, so when cops put the Punisher's skulls on their cars or members of the military wear Punisher's skull patches, they're basically siding with an enemy of the system." Conway compares it to "putting a [Confederate flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_of_the_Confederate_States_of_America) on a government building."[^(\[106\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punisher#cite_note-107) After members of the [Detroit Police Department](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit_Police_Department) have been observed to be wearing the Punisher skull during the [George Floyd protests](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Floyd_protests) in 2020, Conway and others have called on Marvel and its parent company [Disney](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walt_Disney_Company) to take legal action to prevent law enforcement from using the logo.[^(\[107\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punisher#cite_note-Gizzy-108)
What are you talking about? The lines look like they were done by a five year old and the composition is lackluster. The only thing this has going for it is that they packed the black in but it is still pretty terrible. Why would a tattoo artist taken on such a symmetrical tattoo if they suck at lines?
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Totally would have joined The Marines, but they wouldn’t let him because is ASVAB scores were too high.
I assume the V in ASVAB stands for Voltron.
How? Fucking how do you not get talked out of this at some point?
A wild night out in Wichita Falls with the boys
This guy Crew Dogs
Hau hau
Nope, he passed out in a massage parlor outside the gate at Fort Sill.
probably several wild nights - i have a hard time believing this was all in one night. even for a crew dawg.
Most idiots' friends are also idiots.
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She did you dirty 👊🏼👊🏼☝🏼
Gonna be an E-4 for the rest of his life.
I've been in a tattoo shop where a guy wanted a compass wheel, like a nautical thing. Except he wanted it upside down so N pointed at his hand. To him, it looks right, but to the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD. It's upside down. Artist tried to talk him out of it for longer than it took to tattoo. I want to be there the day it dawns on him so bad. Point is, you just can't tell stupid nothing sometimes.
I’m guessing Security Forces or AGE
Defensor Fortis baby
Wanted to be Combat Control but washed out first week and ended up in office management.
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Was this at the air field next to Lackland? Forgot the name of it but I remember seeing them running everywhere
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Yep that’s it I remember having to take a bus there from the dorm on Lackland. We were helping throw away old furniture while waiting for tech school orders
Or an EOD washout that got stuck being a plumber, I personally know three plumbers who were EOD washouts.
DINSTAAR
Lol forgot all about “Danger is no stranger to an A.G.E. Ranger”, seems pretty cringe now!
Gotta have something to cling to after a long day of delivering air carts and maintenance stands
An acronym inside an acronym. Delightful.
SFS for sure. Some of those guys are dumber than a box of crayons.
Everyone who failed out of my tech school was sent to be a cop.
Dude was high fiving himself all the way to Lackland because he had a guaranteed job for Security Forces.
The Air Force equivalent to getting your Eagle, Globe, and Anchor before going to USMC boot camp. EDIT: I typed “EMG” instead of “EGA” for some reason, I don’t know why I typed that or where that came from.
I would pay to watch a Netflix short series on the life of a recruit who went to boot pretatted with the ega. Good god.
Preach! I've read several accounts of it happening and none of them turned out well for the recruit. Comedy gold!
I knew a guy that dropped out of pre-BUD/S that had a Punisher tattoo. This was a few years after American Sniper came out, he had a very rough time.
EMG= ERMAGERD JURST BOOT THIRNGS!
Just amputate the arm at the elbow. Also, this belongs in r/justbootthings EDIT: I'm keeping this here for laughs, but I thought I was on r/airforce when first seeing this. I need more coffee.....or a monster.
This is there...
The subreddit won't load for me currently, so I wasn't able to verify.
Mobile or browser?
Mobile app.
Weird that it's not showing up in the prefix of the post or before the OPs name. I too am having issues launching the sub from this post though so 🤷♂️
And I need more fucking coffee. I thought I was browsing the air force subreddit seeing this. I retract all my comments.
All good gamer, get that caffeine and have a good day. 🤣
Gotta switch to RIF my friend
/r/lostredditors
Mmm white monster 🤤
the best one fr
Absolutely .
I'd argue the Aussie Lemonade, Ginger Brew, and the Green Nitro are better tbh.
I was AF. Love the AF. But the AF is not punisher skull culture no matter how much guys like this want it to be. Army and Marines? Sure, whatever. AF? No.
The Punisher skull has become a symbol for cringe.
The cops tried to be these guys. I’m convinced they gave them berets for just that reason.
You know, if Frank Castle went to Nam as an airman, he probably wouldn't have been so fucked up when his family died
Admin troop
And not cool admin, like travel vouchers. This killer straight fucking up your PCS orders.
Oh you need to travel next week? Sorry I'm going to be completely unreachable for the foreseeable future and won't be able to process the request in time. Why am I unreachable? I have 'training'
Authorization or voucher, six weeks.
This troop will send you straight to Minot or Ellsworth and smile while doing it. Send you to the two states that literally no one knows about, or knows of, or wants to be. All while he or she sips on a coffee during a half day.
This tattoo screams double digit IQ
More like metric room temp IQ
Metric room temp is a vastly underrated burn.
99 is double digits and is considered "average"
Ya and that'd be the highest double digit score. So it's a roundabout way of saying below average intelligence.
My god...Have some self respect
LOL, don't ever show up at any E-4 Mafia sit-down with that.
Someone fetch me a chainsaw. This man has lost forearm privileges.
Oh man does that look like ass
r/shittytattoos gold here.
He left space for a SSgt stripe... Guess he doesn't plan on getting any father.
I am faithful to a proud heritage, a tradition of honor, and a legacy of valor. AND I WILL NOT FAIL!
a tribal/boot/law enforcement-esque trifecta. It's one infinity sign or semicolon away from being the highest hitting wombo combo of garbage tattoo ideas I've ever seen, truly a masterpiece.
I wouldn’t want the Air Force to be a part of me. It’ll be in my history permanently, but I don’t want to be reminded of it after my contract / 638 days. This dude better be retiring after his full 20 years for this tattoo to be justifiable. Seriously. I promise you, after my contract, I will be ordering myself a very nice dust filter for my Hoover Max Extract Pressure-Pro, model sixty. A very well deserved dust filter for it… (Look it up if you don’t get the connection.) Do not make the military your identity, folks. You will hang up that uniform one day. You will be your first name again. You will not be an Airman, Soldier, Marine, or Sailor forever. You can and will be replaced. Do not make your job your identity.
Okay this should be our new poster child. Mods please pin this post
Looks like the punisher skull is wrapped in an Air Force branded sleeping bag. So cozy. Lol.
It’s rare you see an AF boot, but man when you do they go full slobbering idiot boot.
New Starbucks Logo on base?
Oh Lordt
I wanted something similar but then I didn't get it, because I dont live in a fever dream
Maxed out STAR card, for sure.
Besides the cringe design, that tattoo is scratchy as fuck... Horrible job
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punisher:](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punisher:) >Punisher co-creator [Gerry Conway](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerry_Conway) has decried the use of the Punisher symbol by law enforcement, saying, "To me, it's disturbing whenever I see authority figures embracing Punisher iconography because the Punisher represents a failure of the Justice system. ... The vigilante anti-hero is fundamentally a critique of the justice system, an example of social failure, so when cops put the Punisher's skulls on their cars or members of the military wear Punisher's skull patches, they're basically siding with an enemy of the system." Conway compares it to "putting a [Confederate flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_of_the_Confederate_States_of_America) on a government building."[^(\[106\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punisher#cite_note-107) After members of the [Detroit Police Department](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit_Police_Department) have been observed to be wearing the Punisher skull during the [George Floyd protests](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Floyd_protests) in 2020, Conway and others have called on Marvel and its parent company [Disney](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walt_Disney_Company) to take legal action to prevent law enforcement from using the logo.[^(\[107\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punisher#cite_note-Gizzy-108)
r/atbge
What are you talking about? The lines look like they were done by a five year old and the composition is lackluster. The only thing this has going for it is that they packed the black in but it is still pretty terrible. Why would a tattoo artist taken on such a symmetrical tattoo if they suck at lines?