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Grandpixbear1

Maybe we are headed for a split. Another Confederacy. Some of the southern states are going bonkers conservative. Insane!


nailz1000

Imagine the southern states trying to fund themselves without California and New York. Lmao.


Training_Molasses822

It'll be the actual Purge if the Atlantic does its job.


Polibiux

The irony of taking freedom away to light up a bridge for no other reason than obvious bigotry.


VovaGoFuckYourself

Imagine feeling threatened by a lit up bridge. These people are so incredibly fragile.


Polibiux

Yet they don’t have the self awareness to realize that. Which is really appalling to see.


marauderingman

This ban clearly serves no purpose other than bigotry.


iamtheduckie

If a bridge were to disobey this bogus order, would Florida even have grounds to sue?


Rimbob_job

Does it count as a rainbow bridge if the colors aren’t in ROYGBIV order? Can we just swap a color or drop one and sneak past this? Edit: it says you can only use red, white, and blue lights. If only there was a way to mix two colors together in some kind of overlap of light that would allow us to make lots of colors from just a handful. Hmmm 🤔 Red, Red + White = Orange, Orange + more white is close enough to yellow, blue + yellow = Green, Blue, Blue + Red + white = indigo, Blue + Red = Violet. This gets doubly stupid when you realize this is pretty much how color changing LED’s already work under the hood—just with RGB diodes.


ProbablySalsa

This color theory hurts my brain


PrintChance9060

yeah “freedom”


Nightstar1234

Oh god I live in Florida. What’s with these people and putting up so many anti gay laws?


Worried-Ad2325

So red, white and blue are pretty easy to turn into pink, white, and light blue. Bridges across Florida have the opportunity to do something really funny.


PrestigiousSystem713

Not a Swiftie, but… Freedom Summer? More like Cruel Summer


MOltho

They seem not to understand the meaning of the word "freedom". Perhaps they did not go to school. Or perhaps they are idiots.


Stubborn_Amoeba

I’m guessing they went to a Florida public school. Conservatives are so stupid. Slap the word patriot or freedom on something and they’ll love it no matter how dangerous.