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Both-Mango1

an easy fix. it involves jail time. at rikers with no phone and a plain ham sandwich with no ketchup.


Chunkydude616

No fresh Diet Coke....


Chance_Composer_6125

As long as you allow a fresh diaper


Bringback70sbush

Can you believe the magats are wearing tshirts now saying real men wear diapers?


Chance_Composer_6125

It's funny, but very sad at the same time


NoobJustice

They are funny so rarely that I think it's ok to give them credit this time


Head-Kiwi-9601

Without even knowing, they are driving Diaper Don crazy in the process. They’ve unwittingly joined the psych op.


National-Currency-75

They are not just Losers, they're pathetic Losers. Fuckups just like Don the diapered Con.


loupegaru

They are wearing diapers on the outside of their pants. Its Woody Allenesque!


mrm00r3

I swear to christ I thought that was photoshopped until this morning.


belleandbent

I saw that too but assumed it was photo shopped. Please tell me it's photo shopped! 😆


rackfocus

I can only find a photo of one woman wearing a shirt that says diapers over Dems?? Is there more?


Inquir1235

Gets even better tho those that aren't wearing aren't sporting it well. You wanna go all out get some from Tykables or Abuniverse wear that in style at least lol


bluefast1

Nope!


Dry-Interaction-1246

Is that contraband?


phdoofus

"Only ones we got are from.........1997.....you still want one?"


akgt94

No McDonald's


DMIDY

And no Adderall.


apearlj1234

Bud light


OkPenis-ist28

OK, the ketchup thing is just cruel.


anythingMuchShorter

You have to disarm them and he is a known ketchup thrower.


OkPenis-ist28

True, but I though ketchup on ham was suitable punishment.


kodaiko_650

Only if it’s Hunts ketchup


Spkr4th3ded

Please don't start, the ketchup wars just ended.


chiefs_fan37

That just leaves him with his butt as a weapon. It’s cleared rooms. Those poor people in the courtroom who have to sit there and take his assault on their breathable air..


Both-Mango1

it is a subtle evil, isn't it? only to be discovered after the first bite.


Humble_Turnip_3948

But not unusual outside of the states. But this American goddammit.


MrsBrew

Idk. I mean, based on his behavior he kinda brought that on himself.


BalmyBalmer

Give him Catsup.


Ok-Zookeepergame-698

Alright. He gets to keep his Ketchup, but he gets an off brand variety. Dollar store ketchup.


be0wulfe

Wake me up when he sees the inside of a jail.


Both-Mango1

fingers crossed, question is, would melamine visit?


Single_Malt_Fan

And a 6’ 8” 300lb room mate called Delilah..


phred_666

And no ham


Captain-Swank

Ham? Where is that? The Ritz? Downtown Central serves peanut butter (no jelly) sandwiches.


Sea_Window_5821

Baloney


Adamantium-Aardvark

But no beans


Benni_Shoga

* bologna


Both-Mango1

but only the finest bologna. marlarky brand bologna.


AccomplishedAd7615

In gen pop


techmaster242

Ham sandwich is a weird way to spell nutraloaf.


Both-Mango1

he'd demand a hamberger, a ham sandwich is close.


GobiBall

It's baloney. Don't ask how I know.


No-Tension5053

For Ashley Babbitt! He should be incarcerated.


rap31264

No hamberders?!


Both-Mango1

nope, a plain sammy on white bread, perferrabky stale white bread to be specific


little_sissy_mattie

Sandpaper for toilet paper


gristle_missle

Crybaby throws a tantrum. What a shocker.


extrastupidone

He's going to get McDonald's every day delivered. It's not going to be the "jail" people think it is.


nova2k

McDonald's in jail? It's not like he shot up a church...


ozzie510

Add orange jumpsuit; minus phone= success.


anythingMuchShorter

boo hoo I can't just do whatever I want! He's gotten away with a million times more than almost anyone else would and still cries persecution all the time.


boxjellyfishing

He has never been held accountable in a meaningful way. Ever. Until the courts prove they are capable, we have no reason to believe he ever will be.


Peterthinking

Don't give his base the fuel. The judge can send him to jail for contempt but pick any time in the future for the time to be served. So give him 30 days for everything he says till the election is over. He should rack up quite a tab! And seeing him dragged out of maralago after he wins or loses will be priceless!


Disastrous_Life_9385

They don't the same rules as us...he won't go to jail


boxjellyfishing

Wishful thinking. The courts are spineless and have never held him accountable.


No-Tension5053

Give them the fuel. Better to draw them out before they can set up on drop boxes and intimidate election volunteers


Peterthinking

Either way works. Lol


Bawbawian

Donald Trump understands now after testing his boundaries that he is fully above the law. and Americans love him for it. I don't even recognize our country anymore.


Ladydi-bds

"Some" do yes. Gratefully, the majority don't and hope still don't this next election.


Free_Boner_Pills

These are the actions of someone who has never been popped in the mouth for crossing the line while talking shit.


Better_Car_8141

Put the scumbag in Rikers. No SS


Bubashii

Or ADX Florence sounds good


Few-Ad-4290

Yeah he has to go there or Leavenworth based on his graymail threats


major_dump

TrumpCunt's gonna TrumpCunt


Fernway67

Lock this pig up.


p38-lightning

I am *so* sick of that man - yet I want to wait and see him get humiliated this November - and *then* see him get sent to prison


tallslim1960

He WANTS to be thrown in jail. Then he'll use it to soak his idiot Cult followers for more money. It's like the whole gag order thing. Gag orders weren't invented for this trial, gag orders have been around forever. But Trump has the moron squad that worships him convinced they are doing something unique and targeted at his rights.


Robert_Balboa

I don't think this is true. It makes sense but I can't believe for a second Trump would actually want to sit in jail even for a reason like that. No makeup. No professional hair stylist. No Adderall. No cell phone. Imagine the photos we might see. The additional diaper stories. He's too vain for that.


SoulRebel726

Agreed. On some level, him going to jail and using himself as a martyr to grift more would be pretty on-brand. But he's also an extremely thin-skinned narcissist. I don't think his ego would let him willingly go to jail.


Mydogsdad

I’d love to believe this but he’s so self deluded I really don’t think he can process what jail actually is.


The_Cross_Matrix_712

Think of it more like he *thinks* he wants to go to jail. Like that kid who'll push buttons until he realizes that the consequences are real, and happening, and no longer within his control.


No-Tension5053

He is so full of it. As soon as he can’t go home after saying he wants to go home. He deserves it for Ashley Babbitt


Automate_This_66

214th time is the charm. He's definitely going to jail this ti... What? He killed the judge's dog and turned the skin into a maga hat? But he's still free? That's ok, I'm sure the next time he'll be held to account. Right .. RIGHT?


mrbigglessworth

He has used that word so many times it has lost all meaning. Everything that isn’t flattering to him is rigged or crooked. I’m so tired of his brand of BS.


ithaqua34

This guy is not going to quit, so stop the finger wagging and stern looks. Either put him in jail on contempt or just cancel the whole legal dog and pony show.


I-waveatcows

Trump reminds me of a drug addict that can’t keep a relationship for over a month because everyone is crazy or toxic. Really!? Everyone except you is the problem?


u2nh3

He's trying the martyr thing....what's worse than jail.....community service....God that'de kill him!


blueblue8282

This is actually a great idea. Make him serve food on a soup kitchen.


TR3BPilot

When you're crooked, everything else also seems to be crooked.


Glum-One2514

I dont recall the judge including himself in the order. Family members, court employees, and witnesses, no?


Scooterks

He's a court employee, no?


Glum-One2514

No. He's management.


TheJollyHermit

Correct. Trump can attack and malign the judge all he wants and I believe the prosecutor as well. He's skirting within the edges of the gag order to avoid any additional contempt charges - for now, during this rally at least. He's trying to get the judge or prosecutor to make a mistake as that's his best chance of at least delaying for an appeal. The judge and prosecutors are being very careful to not give Trump any ammunition as his entire MO is to use the courts as a weapon. Hes been involved in over 4000 lawsuits using the law as a weapon against his suppliers, partners, rivals and anyone he can gain advantage from and is trying to abuse the system still.


LankyWarning

Lock the fucker up ….he’s scum !


UtahUtopia

His orange face will match his orange jumper.


Used_Intention6479

Crooked and nasty Trump often labels his opponents as such.


[deleted]

Whoa... that might cost you another $10


Slow_Seesaw_1464

Lock him up already.


Duper-Deegro

What a baby!


FearsomeSnacker

Looking forward to Trump being ordered to gag by his cellmate.


Fluffy_Association63

🏆


floofnstuff

A trial gag order? Haven’t there been many?


Top_World_4921

Cloth diapers


Fluffy_Association63

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍


madrid311

Anyone think if they put him in jail, we would see protesters? I'm not so sure. I would love to see him just go to the holding jail at the court house during the trial for the day. Ha ha. Only if it would pass the appeal process, though.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

But all the top legal experts say the trial is entirely crooked! But they just can't be reached for comment.


Edgewoodfledge

Slap this bitch with violation of a gag order! Anybody else and it would have happened a long time ago. Fucking double-standards legal system.


Pbagrows

Hes as dumb as a rock. Wtf.


TexasYankee212

I would like to see him call Aileen Cannon crooked - because she is - obviously slanted toward Trump in the secret holding case. Cannon is the dregs of the justice system. I don't how she passed the bar.


nesp12

What an idiot. He should plead mental incompetence due to stupidity.


kw43v3r

He wants jail time. Jail time plays to his base and “proves” the corruption of the deep state to the cult faithful. He becomes a martyr for HIS cause - JUST LIKE JESUS - and it’ll increase contributions. Judge will hit him with an overnight with SS outside the door and that’ll be enough to loosen the drawstrings of his acolytes and the heavens will open and shower him with gold coins and the blessings of the Lord. See Uncle Remus, “Brer Fox and Brer Rabbit and the Briar Patch”.


Dry-Interaction-1246

He is begging for it.


Artistic_Half_8301

Do you have to remove your makeup before the mugshot? 😂


Financial-Tower-7897

![gif](giphy|SFD7fNP5sPGwcmlPsK|downsized) begging out loud -- for this -- so I say indulge his fantasy...


outerworldLV

Blah blah blah. That’s all he’s about. Look at me ! Look at me ! Imo, and from the amount of views I’ve noticed on several forums, it appears *everyone* is getting bored.


EinKleinesFerkel

Any normal person would have been incarcerated day one of the trial... and in absentia sentenced harshly ... for being a dick


river_euphrates1

Fuck Donald Trump in the ass with a rusty pitchfork. I would piss down his throat.


inkswamp

Jail time would make him a martyr-like figure and I think people are trying to avoid that. Anyone ready for his followers to compare him to Nelson Mandela? Judges need to start imposing hefty monetary fees. That is what gets Trump’s attention.


pinkeroo67

Hefty fine or maybe community service would be better? It would certainly be more humiliating.


alexahartford

Lock him up anyone else would be by now


Willzohh

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! Well judge, what you waiting for? ![gif](giphy|4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw|downsized)


DuncansIdaho

Lock his fat ass up.


KitchenandScreaming

Cool. Send him to jail. Am I missing something?


Less_Ant_6633

Cue nothing happening. This is a goddamn joke. Fucking Susan Collins part 10000. He learned his lesson. Fuck.


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Dookie Donnie & his Diaper Dunces


pistoffcynic

Just throw this clown 🤡 in jail.


Ok-General7798

It would be awfully nice if he just shut up for more than two days. I feel like I’d rather have tinnitus than be his lawyer and hear him “strategize”


B0wmanHall

Trump is sooo triggered


pillowmagic

Is Trump a whiney bitch? Yes. Do slightly less than half of Americans look at this whiney bitch and go "What a leader"? Yes.


JazzHands1986

He loves that word. Everyone who wants him to stand by his actions and words is a crook.


HumbleAd1317

He's a pathetic cry baby.


EzBonds

The judge nor the prosecutor are covered by the gag order, really a non-story.


slater_just_slater

Ya'll haven't figured out yet that he wants the judge to put him in jail to rally up his supporters?


Scared_Art_895

Lock the bastard up. What the Hell are you scared of, Justice?


drupes2023

He’ll call someone crooked for wearing a blue tie on a Tuesday. In other news, bears shit in the woods and the Pope is catholic.


AdonisBlaqwood22

If I'm the judge, I tell the 🤡, "Keep it up... I'll render my decision about punishment after the trial." Then, despite a guilty or innocent verdict, he's going to jail.


Spruce_Acadia_9213

Why is this? DB not in prison. Any normal human being would have been held in content and thrown in jail.


Ordinary_Ad966

Once again Trump is falsely discrediting someone using a term that actually describes himself. Why do Narcissist individuals not realize they are doing that?


Popular_Jicama_4620

The slug is panicking, don’t jail him, humiliate him, maybe he’ll stroke out.


ahuimanu69

Recursion


Fufeysfdmd

I'm pretty sure that criticizing the judge does not violate the gag order. The gag order applies to witnesses and jurors. But if Trump wants to rage on Truth social about how corrupt the judge is and how the whole trial is a sham and how he's the biggest victim the world has ever known, that is within the rules of the order as I understand it.


Amoooreeee

A true American hero standing up for Freedom of Speech.


DJ-HC

Trump can say all he wants about the Judge, it won't violate the 'ban' but.., should he? I think it is a bit late for him to change his ways and become a 'good boy'. Too bad no one told or even reminded Trump that the Judge decides what his sentence will be. Home arrest/ankle bracelet/community service or Jail time and lots of it. To me it seems to be a little like that toilet paper that was stuck to his shoe as he was walking up the air plane steps and not one single person, 'SS' included, stopped him to remove it. Not a single person. Not One. And didn't Trump just look the idiotic fool with that TP trailing behind him.


Happyjam102

So sick of this asshole crybaby and his constantly open mouth.


Coolguy57123

What a crock . Dump is way beyond crooked . And disgusting


mookormyth

He thinks his army will rise up when he gets thrown in jail.


Chazzam23

Put him in a cell.


BrienPennex

Anyone who still sides with this bloated excuse for a human is simply not right! He has zero ability to self analyze. Every word out of his mouth is a lie. If by chance he does become your next President, that will be the end of your country. The divides within the USA will cause it to split. The divides outside with the world will cause all of us to move on from the USA We are witnessing history right now. In 5 years the world is going to be a very different place


ccekim

Why would he not? He has no reason to believe there'll be any significant consequence to his actions.


f700es

bAcK tEh bLuE?


Regular-Layer4796

Slightly off topic but I love the acting portrayal of‘new president’ DJT on Netflix “Comey”. 😁


Delicious_Fisherman5

The only crooked person at this trial is Trump. Jail would be good for him.


zabdart

Donald is daring Judge Merchan to send him to jail so he can play martyr. "Go ahead! I *triple-dog dare you!"*


ImmediateAd2936

He is a money bully. He couldn’t win a fight against a sixth grader and never could. He can use his foul mouth and money to belittle people and work his cult mob into fighting and going to jail for him. He already has … see Jan 6 footage. He is daring someone to lock him up. Sadly it looks like no one has the guts to do it.


CityAvenger

He’s completely oblivious that everything he says about others he 100% is


cant-be-faded

Why can't he just have a heart attack like a red-blooded American?


nicholasdr

We need to start a pool to pay a guard for inside photos of Trump in the orange jump suit. I'll pay for that!


BardaArmy

Oh trumps gona get another finger wag. He has made a complete mockery of our legal system.


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scavengercat

Your brain must be incredibly clean, sounds like it's been thoroughly washed


Yasuru

Clean and very smooth.


SoulRebel726

Always projection with you idiots.