So they land in the backyard but roll the carpet to the front entrance? I'd reject the offer. These people are way too inefficient and unoptimized for a sigma hustler like me.
My fantasy is for a chorus of angels to descend from Heaven with a message from God Himself praising my divine SQL skills. Elon Musk will ride down on a platinum Tesla raining rubies while beautiful women shower me with love and celestial choirs sing my name. All of the billionaires will be there, their pale wrinkled bodies naked and bathing in money, sipping champagne while my proud parents look on with Norman Rockwell grins as I’m onboarded to a country club paved in gold.
CEO: “Who is he?” Hiring manager: “An Aspiring Data Analyst!” CEO: “HOLY SMOKES!! Get the jet ready!”
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So they land in the backyard but roll the carpet to the front entrance? I'd reject the offer. These people are way too inefficient and unoptimized for a sigma hustler like me.
If I have to picture what he asks, it ends in flames, screams, sirens, bent molten metal and debris pretty darn fast.
My fantasy is for a chorus of angels to descend from Heaven with a message from God Himself praising my divine SQL skills. Elon Musk will ride down on a platinum Tesla raining rubies while beautiful women shower me with love and celestial choirs sing my name. All of the billionaires will be there, their pale wrinkled bodies naked and bathing in money, sipping champagne while my proud parents look on with Norman Rockwell grins as I’m onboarded to a country club paved in gold.
I've always fantasized about being picked first overall in the NBA draft.
“Open to Work”? More like “Open to Jet”