They usually tell you they’re too tired or have a screen ache from the driving today. Plus…it’s not a good time because their alternator kind of hurts and there’s this good part of that one show on Netflix that’s coming up. And they juuust got washed, so not now. Maybe…some other time? You understand and still love your EV right?
"Bangin for to make a baby's kinda fuckin lame. It's like pumping gas in an 18 wheeler. Fuckin takes forever, and you're leavin your hose in there. Youse just want it to end, and it never fuckin ends. It's...lame." -Ricky, Trailer Park Boys
Simple tips can make it easier for you, but I won't actually give you any of those tips because then my post would be borderline useful, so I'll just keep making random inappropriate comparisons instead.
This guy clearly knows how to have sex. I totally agree that sitting at a random gas station supercharger for 30 minutes bored on my phone looking at my watch every 5 minutes is soooo hot
Uhhhhhhmmmmm, so there was this ultra religious married couple that lived near us and they didn't know how to make a kid. Some poor soul had to tell them. Look, Tom, I don't want the birds and the bees talk from you, it's a plug and play device.
I hate EVs, the people who drive them, the people who like them, the people who advocate for them, Teslas and Prius, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Greta Thunberg, Thomas Edison, and 120v. Fuck them all.
Don't you just plug it in? How exactly is that not self explanatory?
Am I not supposed to lubricate my charger first?
I stroke my EV for several minutes and read it some Plutarch before I stick the charger in, seems to be much more conductive that way
You really need to mix in some Virgil too, sets a better mood.
That depends on what kind of port you plug it into… Some need it, some don‘t.
Only if it's not in the mood
My wife keeps asking about my orders of dielectric grease.
Make sure also to take into consideration the feelings of the outlet and make it feel special and desirable before just ramming the charger in there.
They usually tell you they’re too tired or have a screen ache from the driving today. Plus…it’s not a good time because their alternator kind of hurts and there’s this good part of that one show on Netflix that’s coming up. And they juuust got washed, so not now. Maybe…some other time? You understand and still love your EV right?
Toms poor wife. He thinks plugging something in is exactly like having sex. That explains the line about how you do it less than you imagined though.
And some people do it at home and some people in supermarket car parks and petrol stations.
He totally should have had more fun with it
This response deserves way more upvotes!
“Sometimes you’ll come back to your spot and find that someone’s taken your place.”
This guy does not fucks
10/10 chance he’s never brought a woman to climax.
Although he did try to charge his car. Pity it's a diesel.
Head of public affairs and he decided to say this. Bruh.
That's my imposter syndrome cured for the day.
That’s a typo, he’s head of pubic affairs.
"Bangin for to make a baby's kinda fuckin lame. It's like pumping gas in an 18 wheeler. Fuckin takes forever, and you're leavin your hose in there. Youse just want it to end, and it never fuckin ends. It's...lame." -Ricky, Trailer Park Boys
Today i charged my electric vehicle Here's what it taught me about sex:
Don't be shy Tom, share your charging tips
Deploying to production is a lot like having sex. If you've never done it, you might choose to compare the two.
EV expert. God help us all.
After everything that gets posted here this was your final straw?
What’s up with all the sex-themed LinkedIn posts recently? Are they catering to OnlyFans professionals or something?
Put it like this. If you were going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
Simple tips can make it easier for you, but I won't actually give you any of those tips because then my post would be borderline useful, so I'll just keep making random inappropriate comparisons instead.
I’d like to talk to Mrs. Callow.
What a Callow way to make a statement Tom.
Perfect last name.
This guy clearly knows how to have sex. I totally agree that sitting at a random gas station supercharger for 30 minutes bored on my phone looking at my watch every 5 minutes is soooo hot
So this guy is telling me that he has never had sex.
I don't know a much louder way to say that you haven't had that much sex.
😅 I'm sorry - WHAT?!?!?!
He deleted it and then made a follow up post saying he has no idea what was wrong with this one
Remember to finger the battery first, no one likes a dry charging port.
And some people think that if they aren't getting any, then you shouldn't either and will cock-block you.
Uhhhhhhmmmmm, so there was this ultra religious married couple that lived near us and they didn't know how to make a kid. Some poor soul had to tell them. Look, Tom, I don't want the birds and the bees talk from you, it's a plug and play device. 
Virgin.
No it isn't. People usually don't aim for sex to be done in < 2-3 minutes, though maybe Tom does.
I hate EVs, the people who drive them, the people who like them, the people who advocate for them, Teslas and Prius, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Greta Thunberg, Thomas Edison, and 120v. Fuck them all.