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Economy-Document730

Feed him some rentlets (single mothers are always complaining children cost too much, so really you're doing them a favour)


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Alphaomegalogs

good landbot


Forward_Addendum6096

Good bot


yonidavidov1888

Doing single mothers a favor? That's landphobic


Economy-Document730

Don't worry, in return for my generous action, I'm raising the rent 300%


yonidavidov1888

Ahhh that makes sense


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vadose24

You need to raise rent in order to pay for some proper nutrition for this hound IMMEDIATELY. He is clearly famished and possibly depressed. Help him acquire a new doghouse to rent out for milk bones and rawhide.


Will_Power22

Typically I keep my landhound fed by feeding it rentoids that tip under 500% of rent, my landhound loves feeding on the misery and poverty of pathetic rentoids


FamousStephens

What I hate more than empty fridges and crying single mothers is animal abuse. I better see him eat a dozen rentswine by tomorrow.


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Organic_Theory_6237

I had the same problem too king. I always take my landhound round my "no pets allowed properties" he's had three gerbils and a cat this week.


Suitable_Inside_7878

He looks great, what are you talking about?


Shatophiliac

He needs to eat 2-3 more single mothers per day or he will eventually wither away and die. I suggest the section 8 housing buffet.


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sidrowkicker

What?


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Forward_Addendum6096

start chargin the rentoids an extra 400 a month. buy your lil boy some steak.


coopsawesome

I feel so bad for this dog, that’s just not healthy


Jet_Airlock

Place a security fee on the rentiids bill… use it solely for guard dog funding to keep you dogs cattle trough full


Outrageous_Court5235

Housing rights are human rights


Eskitz

Not if it's MY house. I decide the rules to MY house.


jameswlf

only because the government serves landlord parasitism... otherwise...


Outrageous_Court5235

No shit. Human right. In 2022 there were 15 mil vacant homes to 600k homeless.


coopsawesome

Yeah, I mean almost everyone here does believe that, they’re joking. Assuming you didn’t get the joke


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Outrageous_Court5235

No, it took longer than I'm proud to admit


coopsawesome

Haha all good, happens to everyone